v: honey nut cheerios


Grocery shopping with my mom when I saw this and all I could think of is Jason sitting at the table eating a bowl of honey nut Cheerios and Bruce comes down sits at the table and Jason turns the box around and says, “For those days when you have to run a multi billion dollar company and fight Gotham’s scum at night, YOU need honey nut cheerios to start your day off right. The official sponsor of the Batman.”

  • Setting: a 90's bad quality white tv commercial. A family is sitting around the breakfast table. The dad is reading a newspaper, the children are eating.
  • The mom walks over to the counter, opens a cupboard and takes out a cereal box. She walks back over to the table while opening the box. She gasps when looking into the box and looks over at her husband with that Sly Smile™.
  • Mom: "Oh Honey! Did you Nut in our Cheerios?"
  • The dad gives that Smile™ and the children and parents laugh wholeheartedly.
  • The camera pans out with cheerful commercial music getting louder.
  • Announcer: "Honey Nut Cheerios™, perfect o's to aim through!"