v ruining my life

a snow angel.

victor: yuuri, look! i’m a snow angel

yuuri: you were already an angel, victor

yurio [in the distance]: i’m the motherfucking ice tiger from russia

Because someone keeps annoying me with this line so I’m going to make a short oneshot

Jimin rolls his eyes as he watches his boyfriend and best friend compete over who was going through the door first.


“Move over, fatass! A Gucci model is coming through!!”


“Why don’t you move?! I totally wrecked YOUR fatass in Overwatch yesterday!”


Jimin hides his face in the second-hand embarrassment. Why did he agree to come out to McDonald’s with them again?


But when he hears a thud and a loud squawk, he immediately looks up and rushes over. The weird stares aimed at them don’t matter as Jimin kneels next to Jungkook.


“Oh my God! Jungkook are you okay? You big idiot! Are you hurt anywhere?”


Taehyung snorts at the dramatics of their scene.


Jungkook’s eyes flutter weakly as he softly croaks, “Hyung, I- I”


“What? What is it?!”


Taehyung groans into his fist.


Jungkook fixes his eyes to Jimin, “I- I have McFallen.”


“…”


“…”


“I hate you, you know that?”


Taehyung cackles loudly in the background.