Twins get married to two different people at the same time. The officiator wears yellow stockings. The twins dress up as each other during the reception.
Much Ado About Nothing:
Groom accuses bride of adultery. Bride faints/fakes her death. Everyone is busy trying to set up the maid of honour and the best man with each other.
The Winter's Tale:
Groom accuses bride of adultery. Bride pretends to be a statue for the next couple of years.
A Midsummer Night's Dream:
A triple wedding, except prior to the ceremony two of the couples completely mix up who they're getting married to. An incompetent group of actors perform Romeo and Juliet at the reception.
Romeo and Juliet:
The reception features a duel between the boyfriend of the groom's cousin with the bride's cousin.
The wedding happens at the same time as a funeral, and the widow at the funeral is marrying the dead person's sibling.
All's Well That Ends Well:
Groom thinks he's marrying one person, but turns out the bride is an entirely different person. The entire affair is conducted in a darkened venue.
Three witches show up and suggest the groom kill his boss.
The groom gets stabbed to death by members of the wedding party. His best man makes a speech at the reception about how ~honourable~ one of the ushers is and incites a revolution.
Invite two convicted rapists to the wedding. Bake them into the cake.
Send the happy couple tennis balls. Only tennis balls.
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Performed by: Stephen “Swizzy” Banks, David Butterfield, Cathleen Cher, Jean Chung, Juliet Jones, Brooke Shepherd, Adrian Smith, Cass Song, Jasmine St. Clair, Amanda Suk, TinTin V., Richard Wang, and Eugene Lee Yang
Alec walked into the weight room, already sweaty from practice. They’d kept it short today, but it had still been intense. He made his way over to the machine he usually started on. He stopped short when he saw someone on it, and gaped when he saw who it was. Magnus Bane. He’d never spoken to him but everyone knew who he was. He was the drama kid. There were other people in drama club, obviously, but he was the president and it was definitely fitting.
And even more surprising than a drama kid in the weight room? How attractive he was. His body was well defined, but not too much. And Alec was openly staring. If he realized what he was doing, he’d be thankful the weight room was practically empty as it was later in the afternoon.