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THESE ARE THE THINGS WE DON’T TALK ABOUT: my heart in your mouth / your foot on the brakes / the threesomes with fear / the dreams about drowning / crying in your apartment / holding hands in the hospital / your voice when you’re tired / and can’t / stop it / the poems that scream / I know you aren’t there yet / but I love you so much / how easy it would be for you to / leave / how easy it would be to pretend that you / didn’t / how easy everything about this is / until it isn’t / and my god / oh honey / it really isn’t

My Rick (22-Omega) and Ford (52-Alfa) portal pals!! They’re the same ones from this comic though presumably this is some time after they get away from Evil Stan :)

Neither of them were each other’s original travel partner. They accidentally swapped during a drunken binge some weeks ago and have to learn to live with the fact that they left their original friend behind…

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Ten most expensive planes and helicopters of the U.S. air force

1. B-2 Spirit – $2 billion 1 million
2. F-22 Raptor – $146.2 million
3. C17A Globemaster III – $316 million
4. P-8A Poseidon – $115-150 million
5. VH-71 Kestrel – $400 million
6. E-2D Advanced Hawkeye – $80 million
7. F-35 Lightning II – $83.4 million
8. V-22 Osprey – $116,1 million
9. EA-18G Growler – $102 million
10. F/A-18 Hornet – $29 - 57 million

COCHES GRATIS EN GTA V!

19:44

V: hoy es tu día de suerte sin duda porque estas conmigo…nada no des las gracias al destino, damelas a mi

22:25 V: bañate para mi Willy…estoy que ardo Willy 😏😏😏


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Pero que cosa más mona! 😍😍😍

[SCHEDULE] EXO’s SCHEDULE for April (2017)

EXO’s SCHEDULE: [BROADCAST] - all programme broadcasts and live broadcasts, including weekly music shows and dramas, [REC] - programme recordings, [RADIO] - radio programmes, [SIGN] / [MEET] - fan-signing and fan-meeting events, [PERF] - performance events, including concerts and festivals, [RELEASE] - music releases, [BIRTHDAY] - member’s birthdays and birthday parties, [OTHER] - various other scheduled activities.

This schedule will be continually updated.

EXO-K SCHEDULE (Last updated on 170426)

April 2

[PERF] Exoplanet #3 - The EXO'rDium in Singapore - 16:00 SST

April 3

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV ‘Korea From Above’ Ep.1 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제1휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 5

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV ‘Korea From Above’ Ep.2 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제2휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 7

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV ‘Korea From Above’ Ep.3 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제3휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 8

[OTHER] Début, 5th Anniversary

[AWARD] 5th YinYueTai V-Chart Awards (第五届音悦V榜年度盛典) - 18:00 CST - (Macau)

April 10

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV ‘Korea From Above’ Ep.4 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제4휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 11

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV ‘Korea From Above’ Ep.5 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제5휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 12

[BIRTHDAY] Sehun’s Birthday - (Sehun)

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV ‘Korea From Above’ Ep.6 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제6휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 14

[RELEASE] SMTown Station Season 2 ‘Take You Home’ (바래다줄게) - 18:00 KST - (Baekhyun)

April 17

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV ‘Korea From Above’ Ep.7 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제7휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 18

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV ‘Korea From Above’ Ep.8 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제8휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 19

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV ‘Korea From Above’ Ep.9 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제9휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 22

[PERF] Lotte Duty Free in Star Avenue - 19:00 JST

April 24

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.10 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제10휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 25

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.11 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제11휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

[PERF] Exoplanet #3 - The EXO'rDium in Newark - 19:00 EST

April 26

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.12 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제12휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 27

[PERF] Exoplanet #3 - The EXO'rDium in Mexico City - 19:00 CAT

April 28

[PERF] Exoplanet #3 - The EXO'rDium in Los Angeles - 19:00 PST

April 29

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Full Version I (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 풀 버전은 I) - 21:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Mountain TV)

April 30

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Full Version II (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 풀 버전은 II) - 21:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Mountain TV)

EXO-M SCHEDULE (Last updated on 170426)

April 2

[PERF] Exoplanet #3 - The EXO'rDium in Singapore - 16:00 SST

April 3

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.1 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제1휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 5

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.2 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제2휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 6

[OTHER] LG Twins vs Samsung Lions opening pitch (LG 트윈스 vs 삼성 라이온즈 시구식) - (Xiumin)

April 7

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.3 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제3휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 8

[OTHER] Début, 5th Anniversary

[AWARD] 5th YinYueTai V-Chart Awards (第五届音悦V榜年度盛典) - 18:00 CST - (Macau)

April 10

[OTHER] Chaumet Imperial Splendours Exhibition - (Lay) - (Beijing)

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.4 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제4휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 11

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.5 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제5휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 12

[BIRTHDAY] Sehun’s Birthday - (Sehun)

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.6 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제6휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 17

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.7 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제7휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 18

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.8 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제8휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 19

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.9 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제9휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 22

[PERF] Lotte Duty Free in Star Avenue - 19:00 JST

April 24

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.10 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제10휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

[BROADCAST] Dragon TV 'Operation Love’ Ep.1 (东方卫视求婚大作战第一集) - 22:00 CST - (Lay)

[BROADCAST] Dragon TV 'Operation Love’ Ep.2 (东方卫视求婚大作战第二集) - 22:00 CST - (Lay)

April 25

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.11 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제11휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

[PERF] Exoplanet #3 - The EXO'rDium in Newark - 19:00 EST

April 26

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Ep.12 (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 제12휘) - 11:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Naver TV, V app)

April 27

[PERF] Exoplanet #3 - The EXO'rDium in Mexico City - 19:00 CAT

April 28

[PERF] Exoplanet #3 - The EXO'rDium in Los Angeles - 19:00 PST

April 29

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Full Version I (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 풀 버전은 I) - 21:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Mountain TV)

April 30

[BROADCAST] Mountain TV 'Korea From Above’ Full Version II (마운틴 TV ‘하늘에서 만난 대한민국’ 풀 버전은 II) - 21:00 KST - (Suho, Xiumin) - (Mountain TV)

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Pairing: Hermione Granger x Draco Malfoy

AU: Modern, non-magical, high school AU

Word Count: 1,223

Written For: muclbloods + the iconic yellow BMW


Draco has loathed Hermione Granger from a safe, perfectly practical distance for about as long as he can remember.

She’d shown up on the first day of sixth grade with her powder-blue Kipling backpack stuffed with five individually labeled plastic folders—fucking color-coded, too—and she’d proceeded to beat him at everything.

Everything.

If he got a 99 on an algebra test, she got a 100. If he was publicly praised by their English teacher for his astute use of simile in an essay, she was invited to participate in a district-wide writing contest. She took pristine notes on college-rule notepaper and she stole the state spelling bee trophy right out of his elegant, neatly-manicured hands after he misspelled the word ‘sanctimonious’ and she won the mock Continental Congress debate in their eighth grade history class—while playing as Alexander Hamilton.

She made him feel like the fucking coyote in those old Saturday morning cartoons; wily and arrogant and always just on the cusp of winning—until she inevitably arrived with her laminated book reports and her environmentally-safe highlighters and her ridiculous fucking ergonomically designed mechanical pencils—just in time to either push him off a cliff or directly into the path of an oncoming train.

He hated her.

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