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THE FUTURIST! was chagrined to see he was delivered a newspaper from The Past today. Surprisingly, the weather forecast and all the news were the same as today. He was a bit leery of doing the crossword puzzle. How could he check his answers without tomorrow’s paper from yesterday?

THE FUTURIST! presents a THROWBACK THURSDAY to the VERY first appearance of HIPSTER DAVID THOREAU from Nov. 2012:

THE FUTURIST! went for a hike today and met Hipster David Thoreau. They enjoyed a nice outdoor lunch on a campfire of J. Crew catalogues and spied, while bird watching, an Abercrombie Finch warbling aloft in a pine tree in The Utter Despair Woods.