uteris

I don’t understand what people want anymore.

She never has to legitimize herself via a wardrobe change into khaki and combat boots. She can outrun you in those “ridiculous shoes.” She was combat ready when she got to work that morning.

She has exactly the same emotional foils as John Hammond, but with +100 heroism. Please go rewatch Laura Dern’s role in the first movie before you talk to me about women with hard-won careers and their hungry uteri.

Her love interest is vaguely implied at best. No one even holds hands.

She saves the male hero, twice. She’s the hero of the entire finale.

Her only epiphany is that they’ve been cloning living, breathing creatures, for realsies. She says one hyperbolic thing about being clingy with her nephews, like anyone would in that moment.

It isn’t her fault if you “instantly” like a douchey zookeeper more than her, before you get to know either of them. Chris Pratt is a fucking tool in his first interactions with her. She is not charmed but doesn’t completely ice over, much like a real person would when faced with a handsome man being a dumbass.

Jurassic World is gloriously dumb fanfiction. I chortled my way through every scene of violent mayhem and sledgehammer-subtle homage, which earned me some hard looks after the movie. I understand the “Pacific Rim with dinosaurs” thing isn’t what everyone wanted, but that’s what I read off the trailers and that’s what I signed up for.

What I will never, ever understand is the reaction to Claire. Hard-bitten sand lesbians are great, but you know what’s also great? Women who dismissive turds read as uptight, unfun, career-obsessed ice queens who change nothing about themselves but demonstrate that they are full humans who are competent, emotional, brave, and badass without even changing their shoes.

But if you’d prefer an affable douche in a vest, fine. FINE, internet.

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i was tagged by uterie
what was your:
last drink: Diet Coke lmao I am so unhealthy
last phone call: my grandma hahah love dat hoe
have you ever:
dated someone twice: I’ve never been in a relationship cuz I’m really picky and one time this guy liked me and I didn’t like him back
been cheated on: never dated
kissed someone and regretted it: I make out with my friends all the time lmao
lost someone special: I lost my dad to a drug overdose when I was 12 and I recently just lost my dog :-(
been depressed: yea I actually take medication for it
been drunk and thrown up: I never get drunk but like sometimes I drink
list three favourite colours: yellow, black, blue
in the last year have you:
made a new friend: yes i’ve made lots of important friendships
fallen out of love: i had a rly big crush on this one person this year and then I just stopped liking them haha
laughed until you cried: idk probably
met someone who changed you: nope
found out who your true friends are: i like to think that all my friends r genuine found out someone who was talking about you: mhm
kissed anyone on your fb friends list:Bitch never had a fb
general:
how many people on your fb friends do you know in real life: bitch
do you have any pets: no i usually have like a dog around tho
do you want to change your name: i wanted my name to be Mirjuan for the longest time stab me what did you do for your last birthday: i had a combined party with my BFF
what time did you wake up today: 7:30 cuz dis ho has Summer PE
what were you doing at midnight last night: I was texting my best friend Joseph about hot PPP and we were sending pics of ppl
name something you cannot wait for: I’m going to China in March with my friends last time you saw your mother: 4 days ago
last time you saw your father: 4 years ago :-(
what are you listening to right now: the enfields
have you ever talked to a person named tom: wtf who knows a Tom
what’s getting on your nerves right now: PE
blood type: i think I’m O nickname: Ryan
relationship status: thirsty af
sign: scorpio
pronouns: he/him
favourite tv show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
tattoos: none
first surgery: nope
first piercing: my dick
first best friend: Joseph Maddy Eun
first sport you joined:soccer
first vacation: Tijuana
first pair of trainers:tf?
right now:
eating: nothing
drinking: diet coke
i’m about to: watch Royal Crush hahaha
listening to: now I’m listening to the odes & ends
waiting for: Tomorrow cuz BB is on
want kids: I want to adopt a kid of every race
get married: no I fuck and pass
career: acting
which is better:
lips or eyes: lips
hugs or kisses: hugs r more comforting/intimate to me
shorter or taller: taller
older or younger: older (like I’m good with 20 years older lmao)
romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous like I can’t take anything romantic seriously . stomach or nice arms: what is a nice stomach or a nice arm? idgi
sensitive or loud: sensitive (i can’t stand loud ppl)
hook up or relationship: both
trouble maker or hesitant: troublemaker since I can’t keep my mouth shut sometimes
have you ever:
kissed a stranger: no
drank hard liquor: yes
sex on the first date: no
broke someone’s heart: no
had your own heart broken: idk
been arrested: nah
cried when someone died: honestly no but I mean after like a week yea
fallen for a friend: fuck
do you believe in:
yourself: I’m constantly insecure tbh 
miracles: no
love at first sight: Nah
heaven: Athiest
santa claus: daddy
date: I would date everyone I don’t get this question
angels: Aya Jones
I TAG: veike decembersmist avgmom warholgoth ok-thx and anyone who’s wants to do it you can just tag me

How fucking stupid you sound

“Lets use designated female at birth”

“But that’s stealing from intersex people”

“Sadly, it’s all we can use. If only there was another term that encompasses uteri, ovaries, pregnancy, menstruation, breasts, and that entire group….. I mean, it’s not like there’s a biological word for it or anything?”

bisexualzuko asked:

WAIT BUT BUT if mpreg taktes place in a universe where people have urteri up their butts does that like. does that make it possiblwe to have a child with yourself, thereby creating a clone? would this make it easier or harder for trans women to transition, they already have the uteri and everything? i am so. i have so many QUESTIONS why hasnt this been explored in a sci fi novel yet

wait explain the butt uteri cloning i’m not following

i’d imagine it would make transition easier because they already have them? 

do you think that maybe everyone having urteri would affect the way people view gender roles, since everyone can have babies the stigma of “women are supposed to have and care for children” wouldn’t be a thing? also how does this affect pooping?

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged you’re supposed to write in these answers. At the end choose people to be tagged. Also tag who tagged you!
i was tagged by uterie

what was your last drink: water


last phone call: nathan i thinkk

have you ever dated someone twice: nein

 been cheated on: no

kissed someone and regretted it: all the time

lost someone special: yeah


been depressed: i cant remember when i wasnt lmao

 been drunk and thrown up: first experience with vodka, it was green apple flavoured i wanted to die

 
list three favourite colours: pale pink, grey, brown 

in the last year have you made a new friend: yes

 fallen out of love: yes

laughed until you cried: whenever im fucked up around jayme tbh

met someone who changed you: lol

 found out who your true friends are: i guess   


found out someone who was talking about you: there’s always someone talking shit lmao


 kissed anyone on your fb friends list: who still uses fb

general:
how many people on your fb friends do you know in real life: 0 cause no fb

 
do you have any pets: i have 2 many cats

  do you want to change your name: a little just want my first name gone tbh

 what did you do for your last birthday: i think i went drinking w/ friends i cant remember 

  
what time did you wake up today: 6pm


what were you doing at midnight last night: got high and played vidya

 name something you cannot wait for: my friend is coming here from LA tomorrow im so excited c:

 you saw your mother: an hour ago 

 
last time you saw your father: yesterday

 
what are you listening to right now: the cramps 

   have you ever talked to a person named tom: i d k


what’s getting on your nerves right now: dumb fucking boy

 
blood type: AB-

 
nickname: i dont think i have one 

  
relationship status: single by choice tbh

sign: pisces 

  
pronouns: she/ her


favourite tv show: x files ayyyy

 tattoos: i have a sylveon on my ankle

  
right or left: right  


first surgery: tfw birth defects

 
first piercing: none :v im getting a septum piercing soon tho

 
first best friend: josh

first sport you joined: baseball lmao

first vacation: went 2 germany when i was little to visit relatives 

  
first pair of trainers: first i can remember was a pair of jays i got when i was 10

right now:
eating: salmon  

drinking: water  


i’m about to: idk 

 
listening to: im listening 2 dead milkmen now 

 
waiting for: nothing

 
want kids: no no no no

 get married: not really tbh


career: pattern-maker / fashion design w/e

which is better:
lips or eyes: lips

 hugs or kisses: hugs generally 


  shorter or taller: taller 


older or younger: i prefer older tbh

  
romantic or spontaneous: romantic   

stomach or nice arms: i dont pay attention to that shit 

 sensitive or loud: loud, it balances out c;


hook up or relationship: relationship 

 
trouble maker or hesitant: im a hesitant troublemaker 

have you ever: kissed a stranger: no

  drank hard liquor: yes


  sex on the first date: shit happens 

  
broke someone’s heart: uh yeah

  
had your own heart broken: not really

 been arrested: no

 
cried when someone died: all the t ime

 
fallen for a friend: yeah  dont do that

do you believe in:yourself: depends on the day
miracles: sure

 
love at first sight: lmao no

 heaven: not really 

 
santa claus: i am not that pure of a cinnamon bun


  date: wat

 angels: me

i tag: any mutuals that want to

anonymous asked:

During one of the first periods I had my kidneys failed and I ignored the pain because I knew they could be painful and I was in school and passed out and that was the only reason I went to the hospital and I almost died so yeah periods are painful

Holy shit anon. Hopefully you’re doing alright now. 

(And yeah, this culture and attitude about how people with uteruses – uteri? – are just too sensitive to the pain or how it “can’t possibly hurt that much” really needs to go.)