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anonymous asked:

Hi! I don't know if you already made a post for that but i wanted to know if you knew any fics about Steve/Bucky using a vibrator or something like that on the other while in public (like the others in the room are wondering why steve is so agitated). Thank you for your hard work on this blog!!!

okay… yeah i may have a stockpile :-/

Sucker Punch by yellow_crayon

Steve Rogers is not the blushing virgin everyone thinks.

(Five times they almost get caught and one time they do.)

Updated 2016: The USO showgirl dress chapter.

Blue Moon by what_alchemy

“Now are you gonna run away with me or not, Rogers?”

Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked by Kellyscams (warnings for sex work and related slurs)

Steve’s just moved back to Brooklyn after spending ten years in California trying to make a life for himself as an artist right after high school. Having escaped to the other side of the country following the sudden death of his mother, Steve feels guilty about abruptly leaving all his friends for so long, unfulfilled, scared and nervous about started college at his age, and unbelievably lonely. So when he meets Bucky Barnes, a young sex-worker, at a bar the night before his first day of classes, temptations might be too high to resist.

One night paying for sex with the most sinfully gorgeous guy is nothing to brag to the papers about, huh?

S'not like he’ll ever see him again anyway…

…Right?

Call Boy by L1av (warnings for sex work and related slurs)

Bucky Barnes was skyrocketing through promotions at his advertising firm. Now, a partnership position is opening and if Bucky wants to see his name on the building, he needs to impress not only Mr. Tony Stark, but his wife Pepper. To do this, it takes a team, a couple to be exact. Bucky asks his ex-wife Natasha to set him up with the perfect girl, blonde, tall, thick thighs and huge tits, but with the personality that’ll get Pepper all smiles.

What Bucky gets? Tall, blonde, thick thighs…and a penis. Can this male escort pretend to not only be Bucky’s fiance but also impress Pepper enough to win Bucky the promotion? Is he going to impress Bucky enough to get him to sleep with him?

Steve loves working for his tip.

All Bets are Off by OtroAmigo

Steve should honestly stop making bets. The universe loved to prove him wrong, so he doesn’t know why he even bothers. That is until a stranger on the train makes him all weak in the knees. And that isn’t just the vibrator in his ass talking, he swears.

All Bets are Off by Kellyscams

Steve and Bucky have a bet going. Neither will admit to making it. Ask Steve, he’ll tell you it was all Bucky’s idea. Ask Bucky and, well, same deal. Although, Bucky is pretty damn certain it was Steve’s idea to keep it going. Guy’s always had a knack for getting Bucky into some sort of trouble. It’s not Bucky’s fault he doesn’t have Steve’s cherubic face and pretty angel eyes and can’t get away with as much. The gist of their little game is to see which can be a bigger shit to the other. Why? Fuck, they don’t need a reason. They’ve always done it. Always will.

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Took a stroll with Mary Poppins down Main Street. Did some hat shopping at The Chapeau and then I kissed Polly the parrot.  You know, just a regular day. ;)

anonymous asked:

are there any new 5+1 fics? I've read every one in the tag.

i think i dug up some (five fics that weren’t in the tag– and one time the mod actually got it right)

That Ass (Property of James Barnes) by greenbergsays

Bucky Barnes, world’s biggest troll.

OR

Five times Bucky traumatized the future with overshare about Steve’s ass and the one time someone wasn’t phased.

5 Times Bucky’s Friends Heard About Stevie and 1 Time They Met Him by heartsdesire456

5 times Bucky’s friends in the Army think he’s got a firecracker of a girlfriend waiting on him back home + the time they actually meet ‘Stevie’ and realize how wrong they were

A Not-So-Covert Affair by Kryptaria 

Everyone always underestimates Steve Rogers, including the Winter Soldier.

Really, you’d think they know better by now.

Sucker Punch by yellow_crayon

Steve Rogers is not the blushing virgin everyone thinks.

(Five times they almost get caught and one time they do.)

Updated 2016: The USO showgirl dress chapter.

your left-hand man by hitlikehammers

Five times Steve was very appreciative of Bucky’s left arm, and one time Bucky figured, yeah, sure, fine: that metal thing can stick around.

Five Times Bucky Barnes Didn’t Have a Bed (and one time he did) by neversaydie

Bucky Barnes has slept in a lot of places, most of them not so comfortable.

anonymous asked:

I was wondering if you could update the dirty talk tag? thanks!! love you guys for everything that you do for the fandom, by the way. you guys are absolute life savers <3333

oh man i;ve got this

Casual Encounters by MoreThanSlightly (cadignan)

“You have never once been careful in your entire life.” Bucky huffs out a laugh. He looks away. “Maybe I’m offended you didn’t think to ask me.” He says it like a joke, but he can’t bring himself to laugh again.

“Bucky,” Steve says, scandalized. “You’re my friend. I’m not gonna use you to experiment sexually.”

A Soul as Sweet as Blood-Red Jam by pringlesaremydivision

 It slips out. It just – slips out, and it takes half a second before Steve realizes what he’s said, and then he wants to die.

Or: Steve’s daddy kink comes out to play while he’s in bed with Bucky.

Watch Your Mouth by Enalena

Bucky finds out about the whole ‘language’ thing and after expressing his confusion to Steve, he goes about proving to himself that Steve’s use of bad language is just as awful as anyone else’s. If not worse.

Or “That time Bucky fucked Steve so hard, everyone’s perfect image of Captain America was crushed”.

Sucker Punch by yellow_crayon

Steve Rogers is not the blushing virgin everyone thinks.

(Five times they almost get caught and one time they do.)

Updated 2016: The USO showgirl dress chapter.

Takeout by vodkaanddebauchery

“Better be careful.”

Steve stills. “Why’s that?”

“Nice boy like you, neighborhood like this? There could be bad men about,” Bucky says, dropping his tone even lower. And just so Steve doesn’t totally miss the hint, he rolls his hips against the small of Steve’s back.

(Bucky comes home from a mission, Steve is oblivious but not really (and has remarkable self-control), and there is some eating out.
Pretty much exactly what it says on the tin.)

I’m with you on the end of the line by lets_get_messi

Bucky tries to call his friend and ends up calling a guy named Steve by mistake.

(Calling the wrong number AU)

We’ve Got Time by zetsubonna

Anonymous said:
Do you think you could write some Steve/Bucky with sluttiness/slut shaming as a kink? And/or possibly sloppy seconds? Sorry if this isn’t your kind of thing.

I know how this usually comes up between these two, so.