usm

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spideynova hockey au, anyone? (happy belated birthday, @eloctromagnetic​ :))

  • meet S.H.I.E.L.D., a hockey team managed by nick fury
  • sam’s the team mvp even though he’s the smallest and his hometown had virtually no snow lmao
  • him and peter have this rivalry thing that is both extremely annoying and petty (peter’s left winger and extremely salty about it) and also full of disgusting sexual tension
  • other team members include luke cage as goaltender, danny rand as left defenseman, ava ayala as right defenseman, and harry osborn as right winger
  • mj is an acclaimed reporter who never fails to miss a game and get exasperated by her friends

Bonus:

Now that Trump has won the election I urge the American people to rebuild the Democratic Party into the most diverse, progressive, inclusive party ever. Focus your anger unto ensuring the Democratic Party becomes the party for all working people. Do not waste your energy into blind rage. Organize. Participate. Grow.

Now is the time for the youth and working class to retake the government.

Divided we fall. United we prosper.

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THE ULTIMATE SHIPPER MEME [9/] current otps
Elizabeth & Jack (When Calls The Heart)

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This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.

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OH MY GOD, THIS FUCKING NERD.  I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

It’s hilarious because, yeah, egotistical and a monument to his own face, but it struck me as how that’s 100% an Asgardian thing to do.  Everything I have ever learned about Asgardian architecture and design, from studying all the different sources as best I can, is two things:

They love giant ugly statues and E V E R Y T H I N G is made out of gold.

The only thing Loki is missing here is a water feature and I would not be surprised if he put a goddamned fountain in the middle of that big ugly statue of himself.  SERIOUSLY, I LOVE IT, IT’S SUCH AN ASGARDIAN THING TO DO, YOU CAN TAKE THE LITTLE SHIT OUT OF ASGARD, BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE THE ASGARD OUT OF THE LITTLE SHIT.