Whenever I get out of the shower, Hash Brown jumps onto the counter and waits. I lean down and make a kissy face, and she headbutts my mouth. After she gets her kiss she leaves.
Eggs Benedict stands on his hind legs and kneads my thighs anytime I’m cooking. I wear fishnets and lace tights a lot and he frequently ends up stuck.
Hash Brown is so soft that she’s actually slippery. That’s why every photo of her sitting on the top of the sofa is of her trying not to slide off, like this:
French Toast is so love with my husband that when he’s on business trips she will circle the hallway and meow mournfully for hours. Nothing I do can console her until he returns.
Eggs loves having his tummy rubbed, but only if you use your foot. No hands allowed. He’s very serious about this rule.
Hash Brown likes finding hair ties and dropping them into her water bowl. If her water bowl already has a hair tie in it, she’ll store any additional hair ties under the bathroom scale. One time we found 7 of them under there.
Eggs Benedict and French Toast often synchronize poses.
This has been Breakfast Cat Facts! I hope they made your day a little better.
confession: i still dont know what vore means. i dont care enough to look it up but if i had to guess based on the contexts ive seen it used i think it means to eat something without using your hands? like just smackin your face down there like a dog. please dont correct me if im wrong, let me live my life in ignorant bliss
I used to imagine your hands on my body like it was something that had already happened or
something that could happen. it seemed right in the way that it was me and you and this moment was still. now all I can see is your hands on her and
i never want you near me i never want what we could’ve been i never want what we had.
you told me I was a door that never shut and that’s why you kept coming back so I swear to god there isn’t even a house at this address anymore there isn’t anything here for you to come home to
so just fucking don’t.
we both made mistakes but mine was staying– lily rain
A/N: A tiny little new years well-wishing from me to all of you, as you were definitely good parts of my 2016
Some canonish New Years fluff
She has absolutely no idea where she is.
Well, at least she is fairly certain that she’s still in Storybrooke, with a winter chill prickling at her ears and her nose. Emma thinks she lost her sense of direction about five minutes after they left the festive hubbub of the main street; all familiar sounds faded save for the scuff of Killian’s shoes and the tread of hers after his. And up she’d stumbled a few minutes after that, through a creaky sounding door, up a creakier set of stairs, round one corner, round a few more —
With Killian’s hand tugging firmly on hers —
And an old scarf of his tied to shield her eyes.
“Seriously, is this necessary?” Emma’s voice is much louder than she was expecting, carrying far and wide, bouncing off the walls of what sounds like a cluttered warehouse and wondering if she should be worried about trespassing.
Her nose is cold, but her fingers are colder and she can picture the exact chair she left her gloves on at Granny’s when an eager Killian, grinning from one pointy ear to the other, had pulled her up, and out, and away. And though she gripes, though she still keeps tripping over things after he’s warned her to beware of her step, it doesn’t even occur to her to cheat his charade, to peek through the blindfold. She doesn’t scratch at her nose, doesn’t attempt to fiddle with the cloth to make a peephole.
But she does decide, as they barge through another door, a blast of cold air hitting her face, that she needs two hands to hold onto his one. If only to feel the warmth of him against her tingling fingers.
Even toned skin, with no pimples for Black people. (especially the ones with the hyper pigmentation masks/patches you know what im talkin about, Melasma, Ecsema, and for those who tried everything and nothing worked)
For 2 weeks cut out Milk and Sugary drinks, soda and the like. Milk is the most important to cut out, including Dairy. Just two weeks, you can pick it back up right after 2 weeks.
At night. Black soap. First wet you face with very hot water. Use the Black soap that comes in the those little plastic pots because those are the true 100% black soaps. The other kinds of black soaps come with other things like fragrance and preservatives. Lather it in your hand, use your palms to wash your face rubbing it in circular motion. Focusing on the darkspots but getting everywhere as well. Keep repeating until the soap fades, When it does, grab another of soap and lather it in your hand and repeat, this should go on for 5 Minutes. Make sure they’re very quick rubs. When done, let the black soap dry on your face for 10 minutes. Do whatever you want in the meantime except go outside. After 10 mins go back in your bathroom and get that thing white people never heard of cause they dirty, and soak that wash cloth with the highest setting of hot water in your sink, (if it’s too hot wait until it’s a little less hot for your face to handle), the highest temperature your face can handle, and Let it sit on your face for 10 seconds, or until you don’t feel it’s hot anymore (the temperature goes down very quickly). Now, use the washcloth to wash your face as its still sitting on there, rub your face gently until all the soap is gone, and wipe your face with a towel, and do whatever you gota do.
(Only for people with the dark mask, skip this if no dark mask) RIGHT AFTER, everything I said up there, Go get your Lemon, yes, Lemon, not the “100% Lemon juice” in store but the actual gotdamn fruit, cause the 100% lemon juice ads preservatives and extra ingredients in there even tho it says 100% lemon and it throws everything off. Cut that shit, get like 10 for your house so you never without it, they’re really cheap. Anyway, cut your lemon into 4 pieces, and put the rest away IN THE FREEZER for future use. and keep 1 piece . Get a cotton disk, squeeze enough lemon all over it on one side until the whole front side is wet then press the cotton between your hands so that the otherside is just as wet as well. Now we’re going to do this until a little after it stings. Glide on forehead from side to side twice, then glide it to right cheek, curve it from up-down twice, then go back in the same direction you came back to forehead and go to the right cheek. Then in a half circle repetitive motion go from right cheek to forehead to left cheek, left cheek to forehead to right cheek, consecutive none stop motion (focusing on the dark spots of course) until it starts to sting, when it starts stinging don’t stop and do it 4 more times. And Stop. You’re going to wait 3 minutes, and repeat. You’re going to do this 5 times. Then wait 30 minutes before next step.
Now it’s time for the butters. You need to own those plastic pots that say 100% Raw on them, (Same plastic pots as the black soap) of Shea Butter, and Mango butter, And 100% real Coconut Oil with no added nothing. EVERYTHING UNREFINED. THAT MEANS NO WHITE SHEA BUTTER. YELLOW SHEA BUTTER ONLY. Put Mango Butter all over your face. Rub nicely for a moment but don’t take too long, you’ll rub everything together late. Same for Shea butter rub it on until you feel like it’s mixed well with the mango butter that should already be on your face. Now, add the coconut oil, and now rub everything together slowly circular motions, giving your face nice massages.
Now. This is one of most important parts. Protection from the sun until you’re completely healed. You already know everything I said is to be done at night. But if you do not protect from the sun, you’re wasting your time. No sunscreens. The only things I’ve mentioned are the only things that should be going on your face at all, whatever other lotions or whatever you’re using need to stop, and only the things I’ve mentioned need to be on your face. For your daily moisturizer Coconut oil should be what’s going on your face before 10-20 minutes before leaving the house. You should never leave the house without a a hat, either a Buckethat or the big sun hats, or baseball caps., the sun should not be touching the parts of your face that’s healing when you’re outside for a consecutive 5-10 seconds. Face should always be protected. In the future once your face is completely healed, you may bask in the sun and whatever darkens will darken as one unified color, but for right now we’re focusin on getin your skin back to normal. Never leave without a sun protecting kind of hat, walk on the shaded parts of the streets. The sun is what ruins very quickly any kind of work that you’ve put into healing.
I went from 8 years of nothing working at all on my face and my face being the absolute worst you can imagine in cases of melasma, that maskthat runs from forehead to cheeks. 8 years. To now the last 3-4 months of doing this method and my face is literally almost back to being completely normal again, just maybe 1-2 months left. Before it’s completely perfection.
You press your lips against mine and I call this acceptance,
But you kiss like regret,
Because the only name that’s getting gagged in your throat is hers
And the only one that misses you is mine.
When you hold me tight inside your palms,
Spill words never meant to be mine,
I feel distance between us
Because even when your hands cling to mine
Your heart travels eternities as it suffers.
You press your lips against mine and I call this acceptance,
But you regret this decision,
You hold me like it’s all gone to be fixed,
I know she caused a little trouble,
Left you shattered in pieces,
I know you stick by me to make it,
But she is a mistake you never understood.
You kiss like regret,
feel sorrow for the lies you said,
and I’m your home when she is a mistake,
although, she is the one you love when I am your mistake.
inspired by @loveserum. Regret is what you live with. 12:40 pt1 of fake love.
Aries: Don’t hold back. Give them everything you got and they’ll give it back.
Taurus: Start slowly and work to their tempo. Let them lead in this dance they know all too well.
Gemini: Give them a taste and then pull back. Make them work for it.
Cancer: Kiss every inch of them. Physically show them how much you love every part of them.
Leo: Go with what they do and show them you can do just as good, if not better.
Virgo: Start with playful pecks until they can no longer contained themselves. Have them beg for it.
Libra: Use your hands. Hold their face, waist, etc. Make it so intimate they’ll never want to stop.
Scorpio: Don’t be afraid to use teeth. This a will be a place where pain and pleasure collide. Where fear will be dispelled. And where courage will be tested.
Sagittarius: Let out little moans to let them when they’re doing it right. They’ll instinctively know to keep it up.
Capricorn: Set a mood for it. Atmosphere is everything and if it’s all right, you’ll leave them breathless.
Aquarius: Kiss them with all the passion you’ve ever felt. Kiss them with all the passion you’ll ever feel. Give all of it to them. They can handle it.
Pisces: Start it with an emotion expressed in your face. A smile. Tearful eyes. Frustration. Let them know what they’re about to get themselves into and be amazed at how well they match your intensity.