using photoshop for evil

all the text images i make are just an elaborate ‘how Classic Tumblr Aesthetic™ can i get?’ without actually being a true aesthetic blogger

in the years artsy people were laying white helvetica (and other sans serif fonts) text on images carefully adjusted to look like they had an instagram filter on top, putting motivational quotes on mountains or poetry on dark misty forests, i was reading homestuck and getting excited about every new mlp:fim episode that would air weekly

 Man and the Sea

Free man, you will always cherish the sea!
The sea is your mirror; you contemplate your soul
In the infinite unrolling of its billows;
Your mind is an abyss that is no less bitter.

You like to plunge into the bosom of your image;
You embrace it with eyes and arms, and your heart
Is distracted at times from its own clamoring
By the sound of this plaint, wild and untamable.

Both of you are gloomy and reticent:
Man, no one has sounded the depths of your being;
O Sea, no person knows your most hidden riches,
So zealously do you keep your secrets!

Yet for countless ages you have fought each other
Without pity, without remorse,
So fiercely do you love carnage and death,
O eternal fighters, implacable brothers! 

Charles Baudelaire

One thing (among many) I love about One Piece is how different and interesting most antagonists are. They have deep and rich personalities, sometimes a cool backstory too, great strength, funny laughters (!), great character designs, etc. But there’s one antagonist we scarcely talk about, and in my (humble) opinion it counts as one of the most - if not THE most - important of them all : the Sea.

If you think about it, One Piece is all about crossing the most unpredictable and dangerous oceans in the world to find a treasure. No Sea, no pirates. No pirates, no One Piece. No One Piece, no fun. Isn’t sailing the perilous Grand Line the first real (and expected) challenge to take up in order to become the Pirate King?

The Sea is the first antagonist Luffy ever met. Shanks used to make fun of him as a child for not being able to swim! Then Luffy became a rubberman, thus making the Sea a mortal enemy. Poor boy doesn’t even know how to navigate on his own! With Nami’s help, he could make it so far to the New World with everyone safe, but how many times have they thought they were gonna die in a storm, swallowed by the Sea’s watery mouth, how often have they feared she would steal them all, take them in her furious arms, bring them against her abyssal womb and cradle them goodbye? How many sea creatures have they faced? How many terribly dangerous phenomenons have they witnessed when the Sea got so angry and violent?

“Wild and untamable" The Sea’s unpredictable, destructive, hazardous. The Sea doesn’t care which side you’re in, won’t consider your position, age, rank, sex, family or friends. Not matter how strong you are, if you ate a Devil’s Fruit or can use haki, the Sea does what she wants. The Sea is brutal yet fascinating and mysterious, moody, bitter and cold as death but also full of life; she’s a restless graveyard (Merry *sobs*), infinitely beautiful, forever untamed, eternally FREE.
Luffy once stated: ”I don’t want to conquer anything. I just think the guy with the most freedom in this whole ocean is the Pirate King!“. I also see it that way: you only get freedom if you can, somehow, understand the Sea. Make it your friend, your ally, your family. Sail with it, not against it. Learn to respect it.

O eternal fighters, implacable brothers!“ Because the Sea isn’t just one antagonist. It’s also the path to everyone’s dreams, the salty string that brought the Strawhats together, their everyday home. It’s the nest of the world! Just like our Blue Planet… just look at the maps to see how vast the Sea is in the OP universe. Even the Wold Government’s flag depicts it: the four dots don’t symbolize different countries or organizations, but the four Oceans: North Blue, South Blue, East Blue and West Blue. And we’re not even talking about All Blue! We’re all children of the Sea… as stated by Whitebeard. The Sea carries everyone’s hopes and dreams, but she can also crush them all in a heartbeat.

"The sea is your mirror; you contemplate your soul" And eventually… the Sea’ll be there at the end of the Strawhats’s journey. She’ll be the last obstacle to the One Piece, I’m sure of it. And once Luffy finds it, once he reaches his dream and gets the Great Treasure, he’ll finally be… as free as the Sea itself. Her equal, her brother.

Free man, you will always cherish the Sea.

girls fighting evil: the queen hidden amongst us

(she was sent away from the royal world, hiding her from the demons searching for her crown. she settles among us, learning to drink bad coffee and typing at a cheap computer. she keeps an eye on us, when you are not aware. she holds the door for you when your arms are full, she pays the toll for everyone behind her, she decapitates the demons at night. she is our queen, and she is here to protect us.)

ooc: so my gf and i get the biggest kick out of silly captions/subtitles, so we decided that my carlos, who’s first language is Portuguese, will have one lmao

girls helping evil: the girl who used to be your friend

used to be one of the rotten ones and i liked you for that

now you’re all gone, got your make up on

and you’re not coming back

-anthem for a seventeen year old girl, broken social scene

(she used to be your friend, until she chose demons and you chose humanity. the demons who captured you drag you to her now, their queen and leader. they throw you on the floor in front of her, and when you look up at her, you see countless nights spent on the phone, days when you couldn’t stop laughing for nothing. you feel the pit that arrived in your stomach when she started pulling away.

when you think of your fight now, when you both had power the way only best friends have power, you feel regret. you don’t know if it’s regret that you fought at all, or regret that you didn’t make her cry.

she stares at you now, and you know neither of you are sure what choice she will make, to spare you or kill you.)