Belisama: Hello again, Mister.
Belisama: I still don’t have a patch.
Belisama: Is that your way of saying you have a soft spot for Steam users? :D
Andrei: In that we don’t care about you enough to bother?
Andrei: Then yes?
Belisama: No news is good news, fuzzy!
Belisama: I do use Origin though.
Andrei: Oh? So we still own your future firstborn, user of the competitor?
Andrei: I’m sorry, you were still speaking. Continue.
Belisama: I just meant I use it for all the stuff you don’t release on Steam! …. anymore. Dragon Age: Inquisition! Great game. ….. I still play DA:O on Steam though.
Andrei (irritated): ….. You are a cocky little bitch, you know that, right?
Belisama: Now now….
Belisama: I generally just prefer Steam!~ It has a wider array of games than…… (somewhat disgusted) Origin. Which admittedly is a niche pain in the bum. I’m not buying DA:O again on that. Why would I?
Belisama: If you ever released TS4 on Steam I would actually buy that over again, if just to not have to use Origin.
Andrei: Now you are talking stupid, Stupid. … which… by the way….
Andrei: Do you have something for me?
Belisama: Something? No? I don’t pirate my games…. we discussed this already.
Andrei: Don’t be coy.~ The user is, across the board, a pirating dirtbag… that’s why DRM was invented.
Belisama: I owe you nothing?
Andrei: Hand it over.~
Belisama: Oh! Do you wanna hug, fuzzy? (❀◦‿◦)
Andrei: Giiiiive…. meee…….~
Andrei: AHA! SWEET DREAMS AND HOPES!~ (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
Belisama: Wha…… WHAT?! Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)
Belisama: WHAT THE HECK DID I DO NOW BESIDES BE FAITHFUL?
Andrei: You are, by your own admission, NOT FAITHFUL.
Belisama: BY USING STEAM?! (●´⌓`●)
Andrei: Correct! A step up from being a full out pirating dirtbag! CHECK YOUR POCKETS! FILLED WITH SAND AND RUM AND HOOKHANDS AND VENEREAL DISEASE!
Andrei (purring softly): Rrrrrf…. dreams and hopes! … so sweet.~
Belisama (breaking down): You are…. THE WORST EXAMPLE OF GAME MANUFACTURER IN THE HISTORY OF GAME MANUFACTURING.
Andrei: Oh stahp….. do not flatter.~
Andrei: I still have a bouncy ball pit on my superjet!~ Perhaps I will get my own TS4 toddler render. A cute, bouncing baby asshole that you and your ilk want so desperately I could get you to obediently eat seeds from a dish between my legs if I told you I would give you them. I WILL EAT THE MEDIA THEY PUT IT ON IN FRONT OF YOU.
Belisama: Don’t you have a soul?
Andrei (confused): Huh?
Belisama: You are A SOULLESS HEARTLESS CREATURE!! BASED ON REPUTATION ALONE.
Belisama: You are terrible to everyone and everything! You just destroyed Maxis and you sit and wear its name like a party hat! What next?!
Andrei: Your fucking girl in a minute.~ Oh!~ ♪(┌・。・)┌
Morrigan: Jesus Christ ARE YOU DOING IT AGAIN?
Andrei: Maybe…..~ ( ◞･౪･)
Morrigan: I have automatic updates shut off because of your damn claws in my shit.
Morrigan: AWAY AWAY AWAY! ICK!
Andrei: Like I said earlier, I’ll see you when your computer shits the bed and you have to redownload, sweets. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ