Things Tom Paris definitely did to get in trouble at the Academy
- Fooled around with the Ambassador’s daughter in a coat closet during a diplomatic function (in his defense, the event was really boring).
- Programmed all the informational viewscreens in the corridors to display derogatory messages about their rival Parrises Squares team.
- Got a blowjob from a cute boy in his father’s office (his father was supposed to be in a meeting that afternoon!).
- Broke into the pool used by the Academy swim team for a midnight pool party.