use a condom kids

Heated Conversation ━ Thor [smut]

Originally posted by bisexualthors

Pairing: Thor x fem!Reader

Summary: Thor makes a bad decision on a mission in front of you. Also he claims that you, humans, doesn’t have to get into forces that you don’t know. That leads you both to have an argument and things happen.

Warnings: SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT! With a little plot bc yes lol, some dom!Thor, sassy!Thor, and cute!Thor. Also, oral sex, unprotected sex (use condom, kids!) and stuff.

Some fluff at the end. (And a very bad attempt to write comedy with Tony being a little piece of shit as always, sorry for that lol).

Word count: 3,252. So long, sorry.

A/N: It’s the first time I write here and also english is not my main language so sorry for any mistake! Hope you like it and feedback it’s always appreciated! ♡

Also, Thor deserves more love so I’m going to give him all the love I can lol.


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Requested by Anonymous: So we all agree that Erik is a Dom. A piece with the reader being an innocent bystander of the museum and she’s looking at the same artifacts as Erik and she’s utterly captivated by him and doesn’t want him to notice. He approaches real smooth like starts to talking about colonization and such then gets real close to her ear whispering how he knows she’s been watching him and he can spot a Sub from a mile away then smut ensues.
Pairing: Erik Killmonger x Female Reader
Warnings: NSFW, tons of smut! And I do mean tons. Fingering, fellatio (male receiving), choking, protected sex (use a condom, kids!), along with a mildly unhealthy one night stand. And Erik being… well, Erik. Enjoy!
Word Count: 3.4k. If you like to read a quick smut fic, this is not for you. Grab a glass of wine and hunker down, readers! This took almost a week to write. 
A/N: The biggest thank you I can extend goes to @panthergoddessbast. She’s been a constant help with my recent writing, and for this one shot she went above and beyond.  gif credit. 

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Rude Interruptions // Kim Yugyeom ft. Jackson Wang

Originally posted by jung-hosoek

Pairing: Yugyeom x Reader x Jackson

Genre: Getting caught // A little suggestive // Almost smut // Comedy

Summary//Request: Please do a Yugyeom push against the wall kind of kiss thing and they fet interrupted by Jackson before they can actually do what they want and then Jackson makes fun of them as he notices the obvious sexual tension.

“Are you sure no ones home?” you breathed against Yugyeom as his hands began travelling over your body, his lips ghosting over yours as he backed you up against the living room wall. You felt excitement and nervousness course through your veins at the thought of someone walking in on your very intimate moment you were sharing with your boyfriend.

“Everyone’s gone for the day” he hushed you as his lips found yours, trapping you between himself and the wall as he pressed his body against yours. You stood on your toes to put your arms over his shoulders as his hands explored underneath your thighs, still kissing you as he did so.

“Jump” he murmured. You wrapped your legs around his waist as his long fingers gripped your thighs. He began rolling his hips, creating friction between both of your cores eliciting a soft mewl from your lips as you felt Yugyeom’s member harden against your clothed womanhood. You moaned into his mouth, edging him on more as he moved his hands to your ass and gave it a tight squeeze.

Suddenly, you both heard the front door of the dorm open.

“Fuck, Yugyeom!” you almost screamed, as he very nearly dropped you to the ground. A look of panic swept across both of your faces as you began straightening out your clothes and ran over to the sofa to sit down and act like nothing was going on as you both stared in front of you at the blank television screen. Yugyeom pulled a cushion over the very obvious tent in his trousers, before seconds later, in walked none other than Jackson.

“Sup guys” Jackson said, not even looking in your direction as he walked passed you both and went straight for the kitchen, leaving the door open between the rooms.

“Hey Jackson…” you called out, looking at Yugyeom in panic. Yugyeom closed his mouth tight, his face burning crimson while trying to calm his heart beat as Jackson continued to talk to you both.

“…and then I said ‘Well why don’t you just give me 5 for the price of 4 and we’ll call it a deal?’ And he gave me them no problem! This is why you have to barter, kids.” he said as he walked back into the living room with a tray of food he just bought from an organic market. Jackson set the tray on the table in front of the sofa before tuning the TV on and squeezing right in between the both of you.

“So, what have you guys been up to?” he asked while setting the tray back on his lap.

Neither of you spoke as you both tried to come up with something natural to say. You glanced over at Yugyeom who was still looking forward with the pillow firmly placed on his lap. “Um, well we were just about to watch TV when you came in…” you trailed off before looking to Jackson who had been looking at you the entire time.

“…Are you okay (Y/N)? You seem a bit dazed. Did you eat today? Do you want some of my food?” he asked, offering you some with his chop sticks, to which you shook your head. “Ahh no thank you, honestly I’m fine I just…I’m just tired that’s all.” You smiled as genuinely as you could. Jackson squinted at you, knowing something was up. He turned to Yugyeom and noticed the pillow that he was clutching very tightly on his lap.

“…hey Yugyeom can I borrow the pillow to put under my tray? It’s uncomfortable on my lap”

“No Jackson” Yugyeom replied quickly, making Jackson flinch. Jackson began squinting at him also, looking back between you both.

“Give me the pillow Yugyeom” he said calmly

“No” Yugyeom said firmly.

“Why won’t you give me the pillow? Why are you holding it so tightly? Are you hiding something from me?” Jackson let question upon question fall out of his mouth, his curiosity burning with desire. Your eyes widened, hoping that Yugyeom had become a little less excited down there now as Jackson was adamant about wanting the pillow.

Jackson suddenly grabbed the pillow, yanking it straight out of Yugyeom’s grip before feasting his eyes on his obvious boner through his pants.

“OH MY GOD NO” he screamed as he began to laugh and giggle incessantly, throwing his head back against the sofa.

“You guys were doing dirty things when I came in!” he exclaimed, looking at you and pinching your cheeks to which you swatted him away and turned your head so he couldn’t see how red your face had gotten.

“Jackson stop it oh my god” Yugyeom whined in response, tugging the pillow back from Jackson as he tried to stop the tears from running down his face due to laughing so much.

“I can’t believe how grown up you’ve gotten Yugyeom. You’re a real man now!” he patted Yugyeom on the back before getting up from the sofa.

“I’ll leave you two spring chickens alone. Continue where you left off! Don’t mind me!” he chuckled as he walked out the living room door towards his room, leaving you to alone finally. You shut your eyes tight, feeling more embarrassed than you had ever felt in your entire life. Yugyeom moved closer to you before putting his hand on top of yours. “I’m so sorry about that (Y/N). I didn’t know he would be back so soon…” he trailed off, feeling terrible for putting you in such an uncomfortable situation. You opened your eyes to see a very concerned looking Yugyeom, his eyes full of regret about the whole ordeal. You smiled gently before kissing his nose.

“Don’t worry about it, it’s not your fault.” You cooed into his face before he kissed you lightly on your lips. You didn’t even notice Jackson at the door until he knocked the door frame, causing you both to snap your heads around.

“WHAT, JACKSON?!” you both shouted in unison, before Jackson threw a small box towards the both of you. It landed beside you on the sofa, before you picked it up and seen it was a box of condoms. You groaned, gritting your teeth as Yugyeom opened his mouth wide in shock before giving Jackson a look of disbelief.

“Don’t forget to use a condom! Kids shouldn’t have kids!” he said cheerfully, before walking back to his room, smiling and giving himself a pat on the back before saying to himself “Good man, Jackson. That’s your good deed done for today!”  

Dead Serious

Request: hey could you do one with peter, where the reader is studying and, he just wants to hangout with her so he gets whiny and so the reader says “let me finish and we can make out for much long as you like” and then they do. Lots of fluff please :)

A/N: I think I have a problem where because my favourite thing is friends who eventually get together, I never write an “hey we’re already dating" type fic, and this would totally be a prefect one of those but LOL IMA NOT DO THAT STILL. Yikes, sorry if this wasn’t what you were looking for. Lol I’m also gonna do a smutty Part 2.

Word Count: 1338


Part 2 // Part 3


“And students, please remember that your midterm will be in exactly two days starting precisely when the bell rings, so do not be late,” your teacher said.

Peter leaned over next to you, “Are we studying tonight?”

“I can’t, but how about tomorrow night?” You whispered, trying to make sure the teacher doesn’t hear you.

“What? Got a hot date tonight or something? Too good to see me?” Peter joked.

“If you count a hot date as studying for my French midterm tomorrow, then yes,”

“Y/L/N, Mr Parker, do you have something to share with the class?” Your teacher called back at you.

“Actually, I was wondering if you could go over the different types of reactions one more time, I was struggling with memorizing them and I was just asking Peter for help, but it would be great if you could go over them,” you lied.

Your teacher eyed the two of you before turning around to the chalk board and began writing out different reactions.

“Nice save,” Peter whispered.

“Well one of us had to say something, and since you can’t lie for your life, that duty falls on me,“

“I can so lie,”

“Sure Peter, and I have a pet unicorn,”


“We go over this all the time, you can’t lie, and that’s exactly why you need me as a best friend,”

“What about Ned?” Peter asked.

“He needs me for the same reason too,”


Peter: Hey Y/N

Y/N: How may I be of service

Peter: Can you paint me like one of your French girls?

Y/N: Peter, why can’t you just let me study?

Peter: Because i’m bored

Y/N: Go bother Ned, i’m busy.

Peter: He has a midterm tomorrow too, he won’t answer my texts.

Y/N: Well how about this, you let me study now and I will entertain you tomorrow after we study ;)

Peter: ugh fine

Peter: But what’s with the winky face?

Y/N: Peter.

Peter: Sorry!


Peter: I’m still curious about the winky face

Y/N: How’s this Parker, you leave me alone tomorrow and I’ll go down on you when we finish studying

Peter didn’t respond for a while

Y/N: Peter did you die?

Peter: You aren’t serious

Y/N: Dead serious.

Y/N: I’ll see you tomorrow ;)


You were sitting in chemistry, barely listening to your teacher ramble on about the different formulas you will need to know for tomorrow when Peter elbowed you to get your attention.

“Are you ready for your French exam?” He whispered.

“No! I’m so nervous. I can read it really well and understand it when someone speaks to me, but I have to write the entire exam in French and I don’t know if i’ll actually do well,”

“Y/N, you doodle in French for gods sake, I think you’ll be fine,”

“I know, i’m just nervous,”

“Listen to me, you’re going to do extremely well, as always. You’ve been taking French for years, you’ve got this in the bag,”

“Mr Parker! Something you would like to share with the rest of us?” the teacher interrupted.

Peter froze, he began stammering out a few words in response to the teacher when you cut in, “Sorry Ms, I was quizzing Peter on elements and their correlating atomic number. We didn’t mean to speak that loud,”

“Studying is for your free time, M®(s) Y/L/N, not class time. Please pay attention and study some other time,”

“Of course Ms. Our apologizes,”

The teacher turned back to the board and continued talking about what she had previously written.

“You need to quit talking so loud. There are only so many lies I can tell,”


At lunch you ran into the car and joined Peter and Ned at your lunch table.

“So?” Peter said

“How did you do?” Peter added.

“Fabulously! I know I did well. I’m about 95% sure I got an A on the exam. I’m so proud of myself. I actually understood what I was reading and what I wrote. I’m feeling really confident about it,”

“That’s awesome Y/N! I told you you’d do great. I’m proud of you,” Peter said.

“Let’s just wait and see how well I do on the chemistry midterm, and then you can decide whether you’re proud of me or not,”

“We’re still on for our study date tonight, right?“ Peter asked.

Ned looked up from his notes where he was studying for his exam in the afternoon.

“Wait, you two are going on a date? Finally. Took you two long enough. You can cut the sexual tension In here with a knife,”

“What?” You choked out

“We-we’re not going on a date. We said study date, Ned,” Peter said.

“I’m going to Peter’s tonight so we can study for our chemistry exam tomorrow,”

“Ha, I get it, you guys are studying YOUR chemistry. Have fun kids, use a condom,” Ned said, standing up and beginning to collect his things, “Well i’m going to the library where there’s less tension floating through the air. Enjoy ‘studying’ tonight guys,”

You and Peter sat silently and waited Ned walk away.

Neither of you were really sure of what to say.

“So do you want to just walk to my place after school together then?” Peter said, eventually breaking the silence.

“Yep!” You agreed.


It was 4pm by the time you and Peter actually began studying, you were lying on his floor with your textbook and notes open around you while Peter was sitting at his desk.

You spent some time quizzing each other and going over notes before Peter began getting bored. This was once of his best subjects so he really didn’t need to study as hard as you did for this class.


You had been studying for three hours and Peter had started whining approximately two hours previous.

You were still on Peter’s floor surrounded by your study notes. Peter had moved to his bed and was lying down.

“Y/N,“ He whined.

“Yes, dear,” you said, not taking your attention away from what you were reading.

“How much longer do we have to study? i’m booooorrreeeddd. We already know all of this,”

“You already know all of this,” you corrected him.

“But Y/N, you know it toooooo,”

“Peter, hon, if you don’t shut up, or just help me study I might lose my mind,”

“You’ll have to make me stop talking,”

“Okay Peter, how’s this? Let me study now, and later we can make out for as long as you’d like, and maybe I’ll even go down on you,”

Peter sat up, “Wh-what?”

“I feel like at this point, my lips on yours is one sure way that you won’t be talking,”

“I-i- are you serious?” He questioned.

“Dead serious Parker, give me half an hour to review the rest of my notes and you can have your tongue down my throat for as long as you’d like,”

Peter’s eyes widened, and he shut up. You didn’t hear a peep out of him for the next half hour.


When you were finally done reviewing your notes, you put them back into your folder and stood up.

Peter sat on his bed, watching you.

“Were you really serious before, or were you just trying to get me to shut up?” Peter asked.

“I told you, Parker. I’m dead serious,”

anonymous asked:

im white so i dont wanna overstep but yall gotta stop headcanoning or speculating people of color as asexual because it either hypersexualizes them by making normal people of color look like they are some sex starved beasts which is wrong or it desexualizes them and pushed the whole"purity"crap . It especially applies to desi women characters/ppl whose fear of sex coz of the way the concept of sex is taught to them is mistaken for asexuality. in short asexuality is a white supremacists dream lol

This anon is such a mess.Also are you bottomsona??you like that prick lol anyways :

1. I am a brown south asian desi asexual woman.Is your white ass really gonna educate ME about this??Someones got a superiority as well as white savior complex lol

2.All that bullshit you typed about not HCing people of color as asexual is BULLSHIT.Being asexual states NOTHING about your sex life or how much sex your are having/not having except the fact that you dont experience sexual attraction.THATS IT.There is no hyper or hypo sexualization involved.

3.Also did you just say “normal” people of color????wow you sure do think that asexuals are some sort of mentally ill or abnormal people huh?

4.Again that shit you wrote about desi women having fear of sex because of inaccurate sex education is FUCKING WRONG.This is some “all africans  are poor and are dying everyday” bullshit which is pushed by white feminists to make colonized countries look bad and feed into their white savior complex.Our sex education is much more practical  and accurate than yours because we dont have governments pushing celibacy based sex education and discouraging kids from using condoms and using those shitty lollipop metaphors to tell girls that they dont have any value after they lose their virginity.We study about human reproduction as well as STD and various types of contraceptives as a part of our biology lessons in 10th and 12th grades which comes in our exams too.The “fear” your describing is just like any other teen girl feels when they are told that sex with men is gonna be violent and is supposed to hurt which is coz of misogyny lol.I have friends who are very much sex positive so idk why u said that shit in the first place.

5.” Asexuality is a white supremacists dream” is complete bullshit and i would have wrote another paragraph about this if i had the time which i dont.

In short, take your white ass away and stop acting like you care about POC and are not just using that annoying ass arguments to further your own bigoted views.You said that you didnt wanted to overstep??Well you FUCKING DID.Fuck off

Amorous || three

⇝ pairing: Jeon Jeongguk x Reader

⇝ genre: non-idol, yandere!student au

⇝ warnings: dom!jungkook, bondage, blindfolding, fingering, oral, toys, overstimulation, degradation (like, once), dirty talk, no use of condom (use protection kids!)

⇝ words: 1.9k

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Seussical in a nutshell
  • jojo: wow nice hat
  • cat: im here now, sO USE YOUR IMAAAAGINATION
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  • horton: wtf who said that. theres only a speck of dust so the logical conclusion is that a miniature person is on that speck. actually a whole lot
  • sour kangaroo: bitch you cray!!!
  • gertrude: damn that elephant fine as hell
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  • dust speck: so anyway horton you were totally right; we're a lost civilization on the brink of war and we're all about to die. Who-dee-who-who-who. Also we're guilting you into being our guardian. Who-who-who.
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  • cat: jojo you're going into the story whether you like it or not
  • mr. and mrs. mayor: jojo you're grounded. no more thinking.
  • jojo: fuck yall i do what i want
  • mr. and mrs mayor: well we obviously don't know how to raise a kid so we're just gonna send you off to the war
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  • horton: well everyone thinks i'm crazy but that's ok because i can imagine that i'm cool
  • jojo: well my parents sent me into the military but that's ok because i can imagine that my family accepts me for who i am
  • horton: yo lmao i hear you down there lets be friends 4 ever
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  • gertrude: ugh i really wanna fuck this elephant but i'm not attractive :/
  • mayzie: bitch u right. go take drugs.
  • gertrude: k. ima go ham tho
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  • wickersham brothers: lmao look at this nerd with that flower. yoink that shiz
  • horton: wtf literally why would u do that there was honestly no need and now i have to search through millions of identical fucking clovers to find my tiny fren jojo
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  • cat: by the way did i mention im a sadist??
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  • gertrude: hey im sexy now wanna get down
  • horton: hush im picking flowers
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  • mayzie: always use a condom kids. horton, watch my egg for me
  • horton: why the fuck would i do that
  • mayzie: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
  • horton: ok ok fine but be back in like an hour
  • mayzie: LMFAO BY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU IN HELL!!
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  • horton: well its winter now and jojo and the Whos are probably dead but i refuse to move my ass off this egg ok it is my My Child now andOH FUCK HUNTERS
  • Cat: by the way did i mention that i'm also a trickster god?
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  • gertrude: oh no im too sexy to fly... sorry horton.. ur ass about to get carted off to the circus :(
  • horton: god this sucks
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  • mayzie: oh hey theres a circus in town and OH SHIT ITS THE GUY I DUMPED THAT KID ON uh hey man im so happy for u... such a big success... performing in a circus!! lucky u!! anyway i gotta go right now immediately so enjoy that egg!
  • horton: Where Is Paradise
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  • jojo: fuck this war im going home to think what i wanna think
  • general schmitz: kid you're walking on a minefield... literally one wrong step and your dea-- ok too late..
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  • cat: oh yes HOW VERY SAD boohoohoohahahaha dont worry jojo isnt actually dead he's just trapped in a nightmare realm filled with Unspeakable Horrors
  • jojo: fuck you cat!!! you've legit been behind everything bad that's happened! why didn't i call you the fuck out earlier!
  • cat: ok damn fine i'll turn on the lights geez...
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  • gertrude: hi horton great to see you again hahaha so um i got all of my Sexiness™ ripped out of my ass one by one so that i could find you (and a whole lot of other shit) but no big deal haha
  • gertrude: oh also i found your dumb clover
  • cat: oh you thought this was gonna be a happy ending right here? you thought wrong
  • sour kangaroo: BITCH WE PUTTING YOU ON TRIAL
  • judje yertle: well horton's definitely crazy and were gonna boil that clover with the dust speck on it in hot oil for literally no other reason but to prove a point
  • horton: so uh guys if you dont wanna die you should probably start screaming
  • mr and mrs mayor: well the combined forces of our entire planet had no effect so we're just gonna put all the pressure on you, jojo, our small son, who only a few moments ago we thought was dead.
  • jojo: *gibberish*
  • sour kangaroo: well i heard that shit!
  • everyone: hooray!
  • egg: henlo fatgher i am Elyphant Birb
  • horton: wtf
  • gertrude: eh, we'll make it work
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Happy Birthday, Babe (NSFW)

Summary: You and Bucky celebrate his birthday. 

Word counting: 335
Characters: Bucky Barnes, Female Reader
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Warnings: NSFW under the line, Dirty talk, unprotected sex (use condoms, kids), Fluff ending, sex, smut.

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Good Boy, Bad Boy? | Taehyung (m)

Prompt: Taehyung was always seen as the good boy, but you quickly realize that that is not quite the case.

Word Count: 7.4k

Genre: Smut

Warnings: This piece contains sexually explicit details. Read with discretion.

Disclaimer: An intoxicated person cannot give sexual consent. I have chosen to include a party scene that includes drinking but the characters portrayed are NOT drunk. I do not condone behavior that includes a person under the influence giving ‘consent.’ Also: always use condoms, kids.

A/N: This is literally 100% unedited because I’m posting this while I still have wifi at this café. I’M SORRY FOR ANY ERRORS IN GRAMMAR AND OR SPELLING.


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Kim Taehyung was always seen as the good boy. You saw him that way, and frankly, so did everyone else. He had straight A’s, a kind demeanor, and a smile that could brighten anyone’s day. To everyone on the outside looking in, it was a mystery how he had ended up with the six other delinquents that he was always surrounded by.

However, things had drastically turned around in the span of one night, and as Kim Taehyung himself plowed into you from behind, whispering dirty little things into your ear, everything seemed to make more sense and things clicked into place.

Kim Taehyung was not the good boy that everyone had always thought.

So how exactly had you gotten yourself here?

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Warning notice for younger Choices players

Don’t go on a (private) plane with a stranger. Especially when they say they’re a royal from a far away country! Human trafficking is a real thing, you know. (TRR)

As a woman, you don’t go to a secluded place with four male strangers. That’s how some stories start….and not necessarily good ones! (TRR)

Spending some time in a foreign city all on your own with a complete stranger? Don’t do that! Please. At least, take a friend with you. (As if that would make any any difference, but anyway). (ROE)

Take time to look after yourself! Don’t let others get you down. And stand your ground. And walk away from any toxic person. (TF)

Use condoms, kids. (ROE)

Don’t try to get anyone to like you just for the hell of it. (ES)

Being hot-blooded isn’t always the best idea. (TCATF)

jealousy and a ridiculous amount of hickeys || victor criss x reader

Request: “Omg please write a jealous Vic smut where he doesn’t like that u and Patrick are so close and he gets all pouty and moody. So to like cheer him up u start kissing/ leaving hickeys all up an down his neck (read somewhere that he has a biting kink) until he can’t take it anymore ???? I love uuuu”

DISCLAIMER: I really suck at writing blowjobs so i’m sorry for this because i feel like it’s really shitty!!! but i’m posting it anyway because i don’t feel like rewriting it honestly :/ more requests are super welcome!!!!

Victor was pissed. Why the fuck did Patrick had to look at you like that? Leering down at you, that goddamn grin plastered on his face like he was some kind of Batman villain. He was standing next to you at your locker as Victor walked up to the pair after the last bell had rang and hundreds of students were rushing out the doors. You and Patrick seemed to be talking about something funny, because you were laughing constantly. It bothered Vic more than he liked to admit.

“So she said…” Patrick started delivering the punchline to some stupid joke when Vic interrupted him.

“Hey guys”, he said, but he mostly addressed it to you. The way your face lit up when you saw me temporarily made up for the way you had been laughing and batting your eyes at that stupid Hockstetter fucker.

“Hi Vic,” you said softly as your boyfriend protectively wrapped his arm around your shoulders and gave you a peck on the cheek.

“Oh wow, hi to you too bud!” Patrick exclaimed, his eyebrows raised. Victor ignored his friend and started walking towards the door, his arm still around you.

“Belch and Henry are waiting, Hockstetter,” he shouted back at the tall boy.

A few minutes later you were all cramped in Belch’s Trans Am, you in Victor’s lap (he wasn’t complaining) and Patrick beside you in the backseat.

You turned toward your friend, a cheeky smile on your face.

“Hey Hockstetter, you never finished your joke!”

Victor’s mood got progressively worse at Patrick started telling the vulgar joke again, earning several fits of giggles from you. He hated seeing you talk with Patrick, despite knowing the two of you had been friends even longer than you and Victor had been together.

In fact, it was Patrick who introduced Vic to you. It was a rare occurrence; Patrick didn’t exactly have many friends beside Henry’s gang, since 95 percent of the school were terrified of his antics. You had met Patrick in 9th grade when you were the new kid in Derry and you two were lab partners in biology together. He was mostly fascinated by how you cut up and dissected the frog without moving so much as a muscle on your face, while several of the other girls (and boys) refused to or even fainted. It was an unlikely friendship, that mostly revolved around a mutual taste for horror movies and gore, but it was a friendship nonetheless.

Victor didn’t like to admit it, but even after you had made it clear that you were in love with him, and you two had made it official, there was a tiny part of him that felt bothered at the fact that you and Patrick seemed to have more in common than you and him. He hated that he was so insecure about your friendship with that boy, but no matter how long you had known Patrick, Victor had known him longer, and he knew what he was capable of. He also knew that Patrick had no boundaries and was only truly loyal to himself. If you had wanted it, Patrick would have fucked you with absolutely no regard to the fact that you his best friend’s girlfriend.

“And what if you did want it?” The forbidden thought had crossed his mind more than once.

Victor’s self loathing thoughts were interrupted when Belch stopped the car at your house.

“C’mon babe”, you flashed your blonde boyfriend an infectious smile and quickly jumped of his lap and out of the car. Vic followed you, still with a grumpy look on his face.

“Remember to use a condom, kids!” Patrick shouted after you as you walked up the driveway. Victor would have laughed if he wasn’t still pissed at Patrick daring to look at you like you were meat. You, on the other hand, flashed him your middle finger and ran up to the door. Victor followed you through the door and up into your room, where you had plopped yourself onto the bed.

“Turn that frown upside down and come cuddle with me, Vic”, you pouted at him.

“Why don’t you go cuddle with Hockstetter instead?” The sentence left Victor’s mouth before he even had time to think, and he immediately regretted saying it.

“What are you talking about?” You said, the previously playful expression on your face now changed to a serious one.

“You two seemed awfully tight back there, Y/N”, Victor murmured, his eyes looking at the floor in shame.

“Vic, you know we’re just friends! I mean, it’s Patrick Hockstetter for fuck’s sake, I would never in a million years…”

“I just… You two like the same stuff and sometimes I can’t help but feel bad that I can’t watch those stupid fucking horror movies you both like without covering my eyes and shit!” He instantly realized how ridiculous he sounded when a laughter escaped your throat.

“You think I would go for Hockstetter just because he likes watching A Nightmare on Elm Street with me?” You chuckled as Vic’s face turned red.

“Just forget about it, ok? I’m being ridiculous.”

You stood up from the bed and walked over to him where he sat in a big chair in the corner of your room.

“Actually, I find it kind of charming. Who knew that Victor Criss had a jealous side?” You smirked as sat down on his lap, facing him, with your legs on both sides of him. You leaned forward and kissed him on the lips. Vic immediately responded and grabbed the back of your head as the kiss quickly became more and more passionate. You started slowly grinding on his lap, smiling into the kiss as you felt his bulge harden at the contact.

You broke the kiss and brought your mouth down to his neck instead, knowing nothing turned him on more than a good ol’ hickey. As your lips met the sensitive skin on his throat, he let out a deep breath. You started working on his sweet spot, sucking and letting your tongue slide over his pale skin. Victor whined as he felt you nibble with your teeth on the hickeys you had already managed to leave. You could feel him getting harder with each second passing.

As you continued sucking and biting on his neck, you let your hands travel down to the hem of his shirt to pull it off him. You could feel the bulge in his pants rubbing against your clit as you kept grinding on him, making you even more turned on. As much as you wanted him to just throw you on the bed and fuck you, you had other plans. You wanted to tease him first. You kept kissing him everywhere, going lower and lower. At this point Victor was a moaning mess, his cock impossibly hard from your lips and teeth working on his body.

When you finally reached his lower waistline you stopped with your work of art for a second, looking up at your boyfriend. His bleach blonde hair was messy, and his eyes were glazed with lust.

“Stop teasing me Y/N… Please, just blow me already,” he managed to whine.

“As you command, sir”, you said jokingly. The playful “sir” you added only served to turn him on even more, even though he felt ashamed admitting the effect it had on him.

You unbuckled his pants and quickly pulled down his boxers, wasting no time on teasing him anymore. His hard cock sprung out, glistening with precum at the head.

You slowly took his length in your mouth, letting yourself adjust to his size, and then started bobbing your head. You hollowed your cheeks as you sucked him, looking up at him with big eyes. The sight of you on your knees was enough for him to throw his head back and let out a big moan.

“Fuck, Y/N, keep doing that… Right there, baby, yes…” Victor didn’t usually talk dirty when you two did stuff, but he was so turned on now that he had abandoned all shame in him.

He put his hand on the back of your head and gathered your hair in his hand as you kept sucking him. You could feel him twitch in your mouth as he quickly approached his climax.

“Oh my god, fuck, I’m gonna cum…”

Victor let out a big moan. The warm, salty taste of his cum filled your mouth, and you quickly swallowed it.

“Fuck, Y/N, that was fucking amazing”, Vic panted as you stood up and wiped your mouth.

“I guess me and Patrick being friends pays off for you in the end, huh?”

Pregnancy- Jason Todd Headcanon

Request: Hi! Can you do a Jason Todd x reader where the reader thinks she’s pregnant and how Jason responds to each stage

Warning/note: Obviously a fem!reader. I’m assuming this was a headcanon request. Enjoy.

  •  Contrary to popular belief, Jason doesn’t go sleeping around with just anyone
  •  You weren’t his first girlfriend, meaning Jason was somewhat experienced when it came to sex
  • To be completely honest when it came to sex with you, he was extremely nervous but he didn’t show it 
  •  One day things just escalated
  •  Of course, you both used a condom ( safe sex is essential kids)
  •  But that condom wasn’t enough, Jason basically broke the condom 
  •  The next morning, you felt exhausted but satisfied 
  •  Then a sudden wave of nausea came through
  •  Jason held your hair (if it even needs holding) as you threw up in the toilet
  •  You went about the day because initially, you didn’t think it was anything serious
  •  Fast forward a week later, you decided to go to the doctor for your yearly physical, perfect timing may I say
  •  As soon as the doctor laid it on you, saying you almost shitted yourself was an understatement 
  •  You had your whole life planned out, being pregnant was not in the plan,  at least not now
  •  You started overthinking about how Jason was going to react
  •  You decided to just go for it 
  •  Jason was laying on your shared bed, reading To Kill A Mockingbird for the 5th time
  •  “Jay?” You called out 
  •  He hummed in response 
  •  You stood in front of him, with your hands resting on your stomach. You thought this would be a definite sign of your pregnancy
  •  But Jason thought otherwise
  •  “What happened? Your stomach hurts babe?”  He rested his book beside him. 
  •  “No, Jay. I’m pregnant.”
  •  *Cues awkward silence*
  •  “Are you sure?” Jason’s voice came out shaky, you stared at the floor. “Yes.”
  •  Suddenly you felt a warm embrace around you 
  •  “I don’t know how I feel right now but I love you and this baby.” You smiled, realizing Jason took the news better than you thought
  • At first, it was kinda hard for Jason to get used to all the symptoms you were getting, especially the weird cravings part
  •  As he was the only child and didn’t watch his mom go through these stages, of course, it was going to take a while to adjust 
  • Nearing the end of your pregnancy, Jason thought he would’ve remained calm and collected
  •  Yeah, he was the TOTAL opposite
  •  He grew a sudden possessiveness over you 
  •  Not that possessiveness wasn’t normal but he took it to the extremes 
  •  Every little move you made, he would warn you to be more careful
  •  “Babe, please be more careful.”
  •  “Jason, I’m literally just reaching for the bowl in front of me.”
  •  When it came time for delivery, Jason was more nervous then you????? 
  •  He probably cries during delivery
  •  As soon as he looked into the baby’s dewy eyes he was a goner 
  •  Forgets you just birthed the child and holds the child for eternity
  •  You didn’t mind though
  •  Just looking at the two loves of your life brought you delight

I wasn’t taught how to get a job
but I can remember dissecting a frog
I wasn’t taught how to pay tax
but I know loads about Shakespeare’s classics

I was never taught how to vote
they devoted that time to defining isotopes
I wasn’t taught how to look after my health
but mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Never spent a lesson on current events
instead I studied The Old American West
I was never taught what laws there are.
I was never taught what laws there are.

Let me repeat - I was not taught the laws for the country I live in,
but I know how Henry the VIII killed his women.
Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived
glad that’s in my head instead of financial advice

I was shown the wavelengths of different hues of light
but I was never taught my human rights
Apparently there’s 30, do you know them? I don’t
Why the hell can’t we both recite them by rote?!

I know igneous, metamorphic and sedimentary rocks
Yet I don’t know squat about trading stocks
Or how money works at all - where does it come from?
Who controls it? How does the thing that motivates the world function?

not taught how to budget and disburse my earnings
I was too busy rehearsing cursive.
Didn’t learn how much it costs to raise a kid or what an affidavit is
but I spent days on what the quadratic equation is

negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared
minus 4ac over 2a
That’s insane, that’s absolutely insane.
They made me learn that over basic first aid

How to recognise the most deadly Mental disorders // or
diseases with preventable causes // How to buy a
house with a mortgage // if I could afford it
‘cause abstract maths was deemed more important

than advice that would literally save thousands of lives
but it’s cool, ‘cause now I could tell you if the number of unnecessary deaths caused by that choice was prime.

Never taught present day practical medicines,
but I was told what the ancient hippocratic method is
“I’ve got a headache, the pain is ceaseless
what should I take?” umm… maybe try some leeches?

“Could we discuss domestic abuse and get the facts
or how to help my depressed friend with their mental state?”
Ummm… no but learn mental maths
because “you won’t have a calculator with you every day!”

They say it’s not the kids, the parents are the problem
Then if you taught the kids to parent that’s the problem solved then!
All this advice about using a condom
but none for when you actually have a kid when you want one

I’m only fluent in this language, for serious?
The rest of the world speaks two, do you think I’m an idiot?
They chose the solar over the political system
So like a typical citizen now I don’t know what I’m voting on

which policies exist, or how to make them change
mais oui, je parle un peu de Francais
So at 18, I was expected to elect a representative
For a system I had never ever ever ever been presented with

But I won’t take it
I’ll tell everyone my childhood was wasted
I’ll share it everywhere how I was “educated”
And insist these pointless things

Title: No CCTV

Group: Ikon
Member: Bobby x you
Type: Smut
Warnings: Unprotected sex (don’t do it kids, always use condom / other contraceptive)
Song recommendations: “All We Need feat. Shy Girls” by ODESZA, “Wild (XXYYXX Remix)” by Troye Sivan and “Adorn” by Miguel [spotify playlist] [youtube playlist]

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‘Will this work day ever end?’ you thought gazing into the ceiling of your office, leaning way back on your chair. 

Only the ticking of a clock and faint buzz of a computer were audible in the wide open-space office. Once again you had been staying working over time and every single one of your colleagues had already gone leaving you behind to go through one more presentation.

You let your thoughts wander and tried to get rid of the nagging neck pain that had been working its magic on your muscles the last half an hour. It was time to book another massage time. Only if you’d find time or energy to go there. Just when you straightened your back to check the layout one more time your heard a distant knocking on the far away edge of the office.

“Hey, anyone here anymore?”

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anonymous asked:

Do you guys use condoms? If so, why? If not, why?

Craig: Not anymore, but goddamn it took forever to convince him that we didn’t need them. After a year of getting tested by different doctors and doing all kinds of exams I was FINALLY able to convince him that I didn’t have Super Aids. Thanks a fucking lot Mr. Stotch for telling Tweek that that sorta thing even existed!

Okay so, at my middle school, there was a 6th grade girl who had bragged about fucking her 10th grade boyfriend. Well, one day when everyone was loading into their buses and leaving the school, a huge group of kids found a condom. They found out that it was used because one kid actually like, played w/ it when they found it. Everyone was taking selfies w/ it too.