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The NFL Combine Is In Full Swing. And Christian McCaffrey Will Make A Fine Selection For The NFL. Just Love It, When The Commentators, Like Mike Manock, Mention A Player’s “Bubble Butt!”

Woof, Baby!

⟶ feel free to change pronouns, tenses, tweak the sentence to fit your muse, etc etc.

1.01 –– limbic resonance

“I don’t want anyone else to die because of me.”
“How many times have you made that threat?”
“Women don’t close things –– they… open them.”
“You know work is important to me.”
“We were born into the world the same way we will leave it –– alone.”
“I’m going to have a really good day today.”
“Say one more thing about my girlfriend and I’ll colonize your face with my fist.”
“I’m not crying because of her. I’m crying because no one’s ever defended me before.”
“You cracked the uncrackable.”
“Of everyone, I end up with the Mulder-wannabe.”

1.02 –– i am also a we

“You gotta stop watching all those cop shows.”
“If I had your parents, I’d more be than a little crazy.”
“I know I’m USDA prime cut, but I don’t swing that way.”
“Do you know how many people a year die on those things?”
“You just look them right in the eye, and you lie.”
“If you don’t marry him, I will.”
“If they don’t get that, they’re just fucking idiots.”
“I just want to be your arm piece.”
“Why be jealous of the arm, when you already have my heart?”
“You know I never say no to bubbles.”
“My family can be complicated.”
“The only world I want to live in is one where we can be together.”
“My heart belongs to another.”
“If I try to explain it, you won’t believe me.”
“We all know when people are lying to us, we just don’t want to listen.”
“Beer is innocent. It don’t take sides.”
“Take my beer and I’ll fuck you up.”
“You’re pissed off because I did my job.”
“You did what you felt was the right thing, and I’m proud of you for that.”
“It gives me major fucked up dreams.”
“Drugs are like shoes –– everyone needs them but they don’t always fit.”

1.03 –– smart money’s on the skinny bitch

“As long as I didn’t know the truth, you were fine using me.”
“Enjoy your five minutes of fame and stop trying to make six out of it.”
“This is some crazy witch-burning shit.”
“Your name is Mr. Fuck Off.”
“Actors are just good liars.”
“I know you will always come back.”
“The smart money is on the skinny bitch.”

1.04 –– what’s going on?

“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“We have the secrets of our past hidden inside us.”
“Without the past, there would be nothing to think about.”
“You would be a success without me.”
“I was dating her for two months –– which seemed like a fucking lifetime back then.”
“Over lunch, he showed me how to cut a man’s throat.”
“It’s very hard to concentrate when you have a crazy psycho ex-lover stalking you.”
“What are you doing hiding in the dark?”
“Tonight, I say, no fucking limits.”
“She doesn’t mean to make an ass out of herself, she just can’t seem to help it.”
“Do you have no idea what you have done?”
“I have never seen you smile like that.”
“Could really use some luck now.”

“I’ve had this song stuck in my head all day.”
“That’s the perfect soundtrack for a lobotomy.”

anonymous asked:

Nino for the character thing!

OTP: Nino/The World 

BROTP: Nino/The World

OT3: Nino/The Cosmos/The Universe

NoTP: Nino/Misfortune and Harm

(Nino is, perhaps, the most shippable character on the show. Prime 100% USDA Grade A bf material) 

russianspacegeckosexparty  asked:

Your Fave is Problematic, Bucky Barnes: Plays footsie with Sam but not with Steve at the breakfast table. Gets assumed to be Sam's one and ONLY boyfriend by EVERYONE they meet. Won't share the secrets of his thiccness with Steve.

-gives Sam back rubs better than Steve
-when Steve tries to kiss him he does the duck and it lands on his cheek
-uses his USDA 100% prime beef to pick Sam up all the time
-walks around naked at least 3 days a week
-steals Steve’s flannel shirts and has the nerve to look better in them

Human life, so delicate, so fragile. Easy to extinguish. I look for the freshest, the juiciest, the most tender. USDA prime, Grade A, low-fat, ultra lean. The one. I had to go outside to find them. Not anymore. The Internet… God’s gift to psychopaths. Are any of them real? I need someone real, someone who understands. Why do they lie? They’ll pay. One by one.