"i don't trust you knockoff meat man" I really hate how much I relate
original beef: kobe beef. usda certified beef. grade a beef. prime beef. anyone would be honored to be shown a slice of this beef.
new beef: knockoff lunch meat beef. mystery beef. as in, you might still take a bite if you were desperate enough but you know it’s not the same. you’re not sure what you’re expecting but you’re still disappointed.