USASF is so pathetic. Let me tell you something about USASF. We were best friends all of my all star cheer experience. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then I started competing standing fulls and bounding passes through to doubles that were totally gorgeous but then USASF was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would blow USASF off to compete the skills I had, USASF would be like be like, “Why didn’t you compete a backhandspring before you double?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “USASF, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re holding me back.” I mean I couldn’t have a USASF staff member at at my party. There were gonna be cheerleaders competing their actual passes. I mean, right? So then my mom called USASF and started yelling, it was so retarded. And then USASF dropped out of school because no one would listen to the dumb rules they posted and USASF came back on March 28th to post new rules, and all of USASF’s hair was cut off and USASF was totally weird, and now I guess USASF’s on crack.
Worlds in the Future...🌎

It’s worlds 2024
Back handsprings have become obsolete and level 5/6 teams just do whips
Needles are pulled upside down (like rhythmic gymnasts)
Worlds is now held in an upgraded milk house that seats up to 6,000 fans
There are over 8 more teams added to each division
Everyone still hates USASF