Ladies and germs, the time as come upon us. The time when all good boys and girls pass the fuck out in anticipation for the trip of their lives: journeying north to Atlanta to see the USWNT take on (and slaughter, can I get a “Hell yeah!”) Russia. The roads will be icy, the wind will be fierce, the day shall be several years long, and it will all be done in my Dad’s Jeep.
I’m fucking excited. Are you fucking excited? Because I’m fucking excited. This Outlaw is gonna fuck some shit up and have the best damn 24 hours of his life.