*drunk, crying, American mess* I just love us, Carli and Tobs and KO and Solgorp and Lerocks and Ranpinoe, like we are women. Borxx, Arods, Hey-O, Chupacabra and Abby and Ramp-rampon retire champions. Cuz they’re champions. We’re all champions. KRIEGER TOO. KRIEGER AND CIMANON ROLL. The whole back line they’re all CIMANON ROLLS. Us and the children, the girls across world-BABY HORSE-and I want to thank God and I’m proud to be a fan. So proud. Down with the patriarchy women rule *breaks beer bottle* THIS WAS THE BEST WORLD CUP FINAL OF THIS CENTURY ACROSS MEN AND WOMEN.