us allure

Hi I need klance shippers to stop thinking their ship is the only ship and to stop shitting on Lance’s canon love for Allura. And I need y’all to stop calling an age gap between two adults, Keith and Shiro pedophillia. And finding reasons to make any other ship with Keith and Lance “problematic” except klance. I️ also need them to stop commenting on art that isn’t klance with shit like “I️ don’t ship this I️ ship klance” “shouldn’t it be keith instead of Allura”, demanding artists draw klance for them. You all talk big shit on drinking your “respecting Allura juice” but when Lance talks about how much he admires and loves her, you wanna erase that. Oh also “Allura is just a prize to be won” “Allura doesn’t see Lance that way.” I’ve got some news for you. Keith doesn’t either, you’ve confused fanon with canon but this isn’t new. Plus I️ didn’t see klance shippers talk about Keith’s sacrifice. I️ didn’t see posts about his mental state and concern about it. All I️ saw were abusive comics of Lance yelling and punching Keith who really isn’t in a good mental place rn and almost fucking died. And yet in the comics the focus is on Lance, (not just one I’ve seen MANY OF THESE) and how it made HIM feel instead of you know… how Keith was feeling… I️ didn’t see that with sheith art, and there’s like barely any katt art out there but yet even that did better. In those pieces, Shiro and Matt let Keith cry, they comforted and hugged him. They were there for him.You say “Allura would be lances prize.” Well congratulations, that’s how you treat Keith, you have the nerve to call him selfish and arrogant and say he’s an asshole when this is the kid that thought his life was less important than the mission and was ready to die for it. This is the kid who didn’t want to be the black lion because he didn’t feel worthy, this is the kid that left the team so Lance could keep Red, and Shiro could have black. Yes. He’s the selfish one. And definitely NOT the kid that only wanted to be the black paladin for the glory. Klance shippers don’t care about Keith, they don’t respect Allura, and they harass other shippers yet they swear their ship is the only “unproblematic” one. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

- sincerely a hurt and pissed off Keith fan who relates to him and adores Allura with every fiber of my being.

(Before anyone bothers me about: NOT ALL KLANCE SHIPPERS. Yeah I know. I know it’s not all of you I get it but enough of you are getting on my nerves that it’s an issue so holy shit instead of pulling the ‘not all’ bullshit, check your goddamn fandom)

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I almost screamed at this moment and let me tell you why.

My Chinese friend always tells me interesting facts about their history, language and culture. One of my favourite things is when she tells me something interesting about Chinese poetry or ancient idioms and phrases.

Once she told me a legend about Emperor and his beloved wife who went to visit her mother in her hometown. He was missing her so bad but loved her so much and wouldn’t dare to tell her to come back as soon as possible, so he sent her these lines: Flowers are blooming by the road. Enjoy them on your way back. (陌上花开,可缓缓归矣 - ni shang hua kai, ke huan huan gui yi).

So Xiao Nai basically says that he misses Wei Wei desperately.

I just can’t, my emotions because it’s so beautiful.

Siren Allure Spell

Originally posted by enchantinworld

Sirens are dangerous creatures, who lure nearby sailors with their enchanting music and voices to shipwreck on the rocky coast of their island. This spell is used to bring allure to your speaking and singing voice, to enchant those around you.  It is best used when a witch is wanting to kill it at an interview, dominate a speech, or perform like the greatest diva.  And it is so simple!

YOU WILL REQUIRE:

–tablespoon of honey
–bowl of sea salt
–glass of water

SPELLWORK:

  1. Begin outside.  (If you are near a body of water, this would be even better.)  Toss a pinch of salt in each of the four directions, saying:
    Northern sirens of rivers carving stone and dark depths, aid me.
    Eastern sirens of cliff drops into jetties and sea spray, aid me.
    Southern sirens of pale sands and hot lava rock, aid me.
    Western sirens of endless horizon and ancient shipwrecks, aid me.
  2. Make a circle with the remaining sea salt, large enough for you to stand in, and step into it.  Shut your eyes.  Envision the tide rolling in over your toes, kissing your ankles, and drawing you out waist deep.  
  3. Open your eyes and distribute your honey onto a spoon.  Recite the following chant:
    For words sweetened as fresh honey,
    for song as powerful as hurricane gales,
    for confidence as strong as undertow,
    for appearance as alluring as siren maidens.
    I am one with the sea and the sea is in me.
  4. Consume the honey.  Let its warmth spread over your tongue, along your teeth, down your throat, and into your stomach.  Concentrate on that heat and feel it spread through your veins.
  5. Taking your glass of water, drink the entirety of it.  When you are finished, say: My siren spell begins now and all will be enchanted.
  6. Step out of the circle and your spell is complete.  It should last one full day.

Hope this helps, darlings!