ursula's pokemon

6

Attended Comicpalooza in Houston today as Seymour Krelborn! It was so fun! I loved seeing people’s faces light up when they figured out who I was!

I also got to meet the amazingly talented @judylavernehopps (Guzma) and she was such a sweetheart!

Can’t wait for next year!

Pokemon High school

The cheerleader

The person everybody likes

That one kid that needs to grow

The nerd know it all that won’t shut up

The overly attractive teacher

that pedophile teacher( and everyone already knows too)

that one couple that needs to get a room( can we say gross)

That one pretty girl that gets hit on all the time but they act like they hate it

The popular smooth talkin’ Jock that gets all the bitches and the most popular guy in school

The girl crazy guy that can never get one

The girl who falls in and out of love easily and has a new boyfriend every  week

The Asshole who has friends

The bitch

the gay best friend

The overly excited freshman

The weirdo that sits in the back of the classroom

  the funny guy that everyone has had a crush on them at some point

The guy that’s forever stuck on one girl

The horrible school nurse that doesn’t help

 

That one kid with the overly attractive parent

 

                                                                

and that guy who knows everybody

I was supposed to be working, but there was a thing going to draw yourself as a pokemon trainer, and…well…

I’m weak.

Poke-verse Ursula is a gardener who grows Grass-type pokemon in an effort to attract provide rare Bird and Insect types with a safe haven during migration. (That these occasionally chew holes in the Oddishes is, after all, the reason she grew them in the first place. Fortunately Oddishes respond well to pruning and many sport punk haircuts as a result.)

She writes a regular gardening column “Beyond Butterfree: Habitat Gardening For Less-Charismatic Pokemon.”

She is prone to collaring strangers at parties to inform them that Tall Grass has declined in the last century to unsustainable levels. “Do you realize that less than 5% of Tall Grass remains untouched in this country?” she cries, brandishing her mojito. “If something isn’t done to stop habitat loss, wild Pokemon may become something only seen in zoos!”

(She will also tell you things about the mating habits of Gyrados that you were probably happier not knowing. It’s best just to nod and back away slowly. Depending on the number of mojitos involved, there may be hand gestures.)

When not documenting the migratory habits of Mothim, she occasionally goes off to watch Bird-types, accompanied by her faithful Quagsire, Quag-Bob.

So... after hearing all these headcanons about Ursula's family...

Keep reading