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Your life fairytale, Captain Hook, Peter Pan
These big head kids think they fly, ‘til they get capped in hooks like Peter Pan
Nine of your boys got big head? I will cap ten hooks like Peter Pan
Take off your hat, before I give your cap ten hooks like Peter Pan
You’re a Family Guy, say you’re a captain? Who? Them Peter’s pants
Hold your bladder, before you get capped and hooked, and pee your pants
You’ll get your captain hooked like Peter Pan.
He can’t take the loss, he’ll get capped and hooked like Peter Pan
Now I’m off to the woods, My camp tent hooked like Peter Pan
I wish a nigga would come to my camp tent, he’ll get hooked like Peter Pan
—  Daylyt’s 3rd round vs. Shotty Horroh
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HALFTIME: Tsu Surf vs. Big T (URLTV Battle)

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TSU SURF VS HITMAN HOLLA

SMACK/ URL’S SUMMER MADNESS IS THE SUPER BOWL OF MC BATTLING. THIS BATTLE WAS AN ON-GOING GRUDGE MATCH BETWEEN ST.LOUIS’S HITMAN HOLLA AND NEWARK., NEW JERSEY’S TSU SURF.

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SMACK/URL PRESENTS : TSU SURF VS BIG T

 

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I’m a huge battle rap enthusiast and this is one of the best performances I’ve seen. Calicoe completely dominates Arse-a-hoe. Trick Trick even makes a cameo to hoe Ars. #CLASSIC #MICHIGANKINGSHIT #DETROIT #GOONSQUAD

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Best Of 2012:
Loaded Lux’s 3rd Round Verse vs Calicoe

The verse of the battle that was seemingly heard around the world was Smack DVD/106 & Park Veteran Loaded Lux’s soul-crushing third round against Calicoe. This man basically made his opponent’s entire existence an embarrassment through a new socially aware approach never seen in battle rap that gained praise from Jay-Z, Lupe Fiasco, Kendrick Lamar and more. The phrase “You gon’ get this work” became a phenomenon and quite possibly the catch-phrase of the hip hop underground in 2012.