Okay you know what really pisses me off (pun intended)? Our school has this two bathroom pass per nine weeks per class policy, and although I rarely use even one, it still infuriates me. Go ahead and tell me when I can and can’t urinate. I don’t care. I will pee when I want. I’ll pee in my chair. I’ll pee on the desk. I’ll pee on the intercom. I’ll pee on the biology teacher’s plants. I’ll even pee on the biology teacher. You can’t tell me what to do. PEE-VA LA REVOLUTION, MOTHERFUCKERS
urine trouble for asking me this. I feel a flush of rage right now. Out of all the piss-poor questions you could ask, you choose this? I can’t hold in how angry I am. You’re going to have a difficult time making pees with me after this.