urine pun

Okay you know what really pisses me off (pun intended)? Our school has this two bathroom pass per nine weeks per class policy, and although I rarely use even one, it still infuriates me. Go ahead and tell me when I can and can’t urinate. I don’t care. I will pee when I want. I’ll pee in my chair. I’ll pee on the desk. I’ll pee on the intercom. I’ll pee on the biology teacher’s plants. I’ll even pee on the biology teacher. You can’t tell me what to do. PEE-VA LA REVOLUTION, MOTHERFUCKERS