urgh i dont know if i like this

Urgh, my head.

I feel like… someone has bashed me around the head with a bat, whilst I was asleep. I have not felt this drained in such a long time.

(I bet there are a few people thinking, ‘dont tempt me.’ Hahaha).

But, staying positive, I get to sleep it off all day 😂. Yea! Whooo! I am so glad I dont know a Kai yet, he would walk in and throw his lifting weights at me.

Have a good day guys! And who wants a coffee? I am gonna boil the kettle.

why doesn’t marinette ever play rizzo in grease fics

So I know in ladybug !grease aus!, or rather ‘the school puts on a play’ scenarios, Marinette is usually cast as Sandy or makes the costumes, or both. Which is fine, though a lot to take on. However. Sandy definitely isn’t the one wearing a red and black polka dot dress??? 

 I just think there’s hilarity potential in Marinette being Rizzo. For one thing, no one would expect it. The casting call gets announced for Grease during the end of class and Alya excitedly nudges Marinette, saying she should go for the role of Sandy to impress a certain blonde model. The idea would be tempting to Marinette, certainly, but I think she’d be more interested in making the costumes, and doing that and trying out for the lead role might be too much. So she declines Alya’s suggestion because she’d rather focus on costuming, and with a laugh, says if there was any role she’d go for, it would likely be Rizzo.

 And Alya just stops dead and stares at her friend. And asks why.

Not understanding Alya’s shift in behavior, Marinette tries to explain that she just appreciates the character’s styling more, also it would be a lot less of a role to take on if she were to juggle costuming too. 

At this point Alya bursts out laughing, not cruelly obviously, but the idea of the cutest girl in class, baring Rose of course, playing the brash, sultry Rizzo was hilarious. And Alya tells her this. 

Now Marinette is feeling just slightly offended, which Alya sees plainly on her face. And so I see the rest of the exchange going something like this;

Alya: I don’t mean it as a bad thing! Rizzo’s character can just be pretty abrasive and in your face - 

Marinette: -I can get in people’s faces!

Alya: *Laughing again* Yeah, when someone else is being mean, you’re all about truth and justice. Newsflash girl! Rizzo’s the mean one through a lot of it. You don’t have a mean bone in your body.

Marinette: *At this point she really begs to differ, but doesn’t want to get into how she has quite the mean jealous streak that still ashamed her*. It’s just acting. How hard can it be to pretend to be a jerk?

Alya: Easier for some people. Sorry Marinette! You’re just too… nice and cutesy.

Marinette: *Mumbling* I can do more than ‘nice and cutesy.’ Besides, you think I should be Sandy! She has to wear that leather outfit at the end and sings a song that’s anything but cute. 

Alya: *Looking playful* True. Maybe Frenchie would be a better fit for you? She’s super nice!

Marinette: Urgh. You’re just poking fun now.

Alya: *Chuckling* A little. I still think it’s ambitious.

Marinette: It’s not like I said I was going to do it. She would just be my top pick. 

Meanwhile Nino and Adrien finishes packing up their schoolbags and turns around, clearly interested in the commotion going on behind them.

Nino: Do I hear an actual argument going on between the ladies? What’s going on?

Alya *Chuckles and ignores Marinette’s glare* Hardly an argument. Marinette think’s she can be Rizzo!

Marinette: I don’t want to actually be in the play at all-

Nino: Rizzo? Ain’t she like… the sexy one?

Alya: Yes! And jerky. It would be weird, right?? She’s too cute!

Marinette: I’m right here. And no, it wouldn’t be weird! 

At this point Nino and Alya are stifling chuckles, and even Adrien looks to be cracking a smile.

Adrien: I don’t know, guys, She’s talented enough, she could pull it off.

Marinette blushes heavily at the compliment, naturally. She was absolutely gonna die-

Adrien: Although… Alya might have a point. 

Marinette: …what.

Adrien: *Looking sheepish* Well, you’re the sweetest person I know. It’s a little hard to imagine. 

Marinette: …what.

Marinette.exe has stopped working.

And Marinette feels really conflicted at this point. Although she’s blushing like mad and her heart is soaring through the heavens (he thought she was sweet!), she really, really doesn’t like when others think she can’t do something. It was really… really… annoying!

She could totally be more than sweet as pie! She was Ladybug, for crying out loud!

Nino and Alya, meanwhile. just send each other a knowing look.

Nino: Dude, even when you’re not trying to be, you’re super smooth. 

Adrien: What do you mean? 

Alya: Seriously? I think you just broke my best frie-

Marinette: I’m doing it!

All three of her friends just look at her, surprised. 

To emphasize the point, Marinette stomps up to the front of the class to grab a flyer advertising the musical’s casting call. 

Marinette: I’m trying out to be Rizzo. And I’m gonna get the part. 

And of course she does.


No but like I can imagine it clearly. She would have to channel all of her Ladybug flirtiness, and maybe even a bit of Chloe, to really get that sultry, abrasive attitude down, but when she performs a part of ‘Look at me I’m Sandra Dee’, it’s a shock to almost everyone watching, and a little familiar to Adrien, thought he couldn’t tell anyone why. 

This whole post was inspired by me just really thinking it should be a no brainer that she’d play the character wearing the polka dot dress. Yep. 

Fun Fact: I simply found this picture in my archives one day; I had completely forgotten about its existence. I don’t even remember when I drew it, although the file says it was created on the 5th of May. I am spooked because never before has a finished image like this been completely wiped from my memory as this has done, and I’m lucky to have stumbled upon it because otherwise it would have disappeared into the recesses of existence.

So here y’all go. A hidden Chara of strange origins; stop being so freaky child jeezles.

I kissed the Enchantress! - Peter Parker Imagine

This one is about Peter’s and Ned’s conversation. Peter kissed you-The Enchantress (I made her a fellow Avenger and like 17 years old. she studied in Charles Xavier’s school) and he is freaking out. 

Ok guys its my first imagine so go easy on me xxx It turned out to be longer than I planned but here we go; there will be part 2 btw. I purposely write some words wrong :d


Ned (14.09): Ok, so youre tellin me that yo kiss THE ENCHANTRESS and you freaked out and acted like it didnt happened. After this incident you kissed her again 2 weeks later. And after the second kiss you bring her to the school and drool over Liz? IN FRONT OF HER? ARE YOU FUCING MAD?!?! 

Ned (14.11): Youre lucky dat she didnt kill you tbh. 

Ned (14.12): But there is a good in all bad right? At least we know that she likes your smart ass… :D :D

Peter (14.12): How do we know tis exactly…?

Ned (14.13): Oggh youre the most idiotic genius like ever… She let you kiss her, and after you acted like tis didnt happened, she let you kiss her AGAIN (Still cant believe tis though) Thats sometin man… Why did you even do all tis things anyways?

Peter (14.15): I just- I dont know! She is amazing and just couldnt help it. There was a party at the Stark tower and we got bored and went to the roof. While we were sitting I just leaned and kissed her. 

Peter (14.17): After I acted like it didnt happened she didnt say anything bout it. After 2 weeks I just got into a fight with bank robbers and when I went back to the tower she was there. She saw me bleeding and bring the first aid kit. Her face was really- I mean REALLY close to mine cuz she was looking at the wound on my cheek and I just leaned and kissed her again. 

Ned (14.21): And after that? How dd she reacted?

Peter (14.21): She was smiling. When I was leaving to go to home we just hugged and Idk it was a little bit longer than normal I guess. She kissed my cheek and I was out.

Ned (14.23): And 3 days after that you bring her to the school and yo drool over Liz….. DAMN I should have look at (Y/N)’s face when Liz came and kissed your cheek. Sorry bro :/

Peter (14.24): It’s just.. I dont know what to do. I have a crush on Liz since like FOREVER. But than I met (Y/N) and it got complicated. We have sooo much in common and we have great time tgthr. She is an avenger FOR GOD’S SAKE! She is THE IRON BABY! 

Ned (14.26): If I were you I would just immediately went to Enchs room and propose man… 

Peter (14.27): I cant… The thing is after that school drama she is MAD at me. When I returned to the tower she just wasnt the same. When I asked her about it she looked me in the eyes and said she is dissapointed. She told that she wasnt something I can get close and then throw away. She said “I dont want you to kiss me or get closer to me more than a friend.” So I just screwed up everything…………..

Ned (14.31): Harsh. But it makes sense. She liked you and when you kissed her she thought that youre into her too and after she saw yo ass drooling over Liz, she understood that sshe was wrong. 

Peter (14.32): No no no I do like her! I just, I liked Liz for years and finally she notice me and took interest in me. I just dont know what to do. urgh she doesnt even eat meals with me anymore. We were always eat together. After that conversation she just goes with other people. 

Ned (14.33): Cant you just yo know go talk to her?

Peter (14.34): I would if she wasnt in LONDON. Yesterday night her friends from Xaviers mutant school came and they were talking about some guy named Alex. It turned out to be June’s ex. Her bff told that Alex is still into her and she just showed some pics of them when they were together. 

Ned (14.38): Hows the dude?

Peter (14.38): Well Wanda said he is pure perfection…………

Ned (14.38): oH.

Peter (14.38): And then Jean ( (Y/N)’s bestie) asked mr stark to take June to London for the reunion week. There will be ALL mutants be there. And mr stark said June to stay away from alex guy. So I know that he will be there too. 

Ned (14.41): It kinda solves your problem tho. You dont have to worry bout staying in between. She will just probably start with Alex guy again anyways. So you can be with Liz and just stay as friends. So happy ending for everyone. :D

Peter (14.44): Why do you think that she will go back to her ex?

Ned (14.44): Come on bro she liked you, yo fucked up, she is single and she liked the guy before. The shared all this stuf memories friends romantic moments etc. And you say he is still into her. So its %100 that he will make a move. My guess he will talked aout times they shared and being so happy vs vs vs. She will remember those moments and her bff will encourage it so she will think to herself “Oh I liked this kid and he turned out to be trash there is tis guy who likes me and makes me happy. Everyone around me is okey with it too so why wouldnt I be happy?" 

Peter (14.49): Ok what can I do to prevent it?

Ned (14.50): Why do yo wanna do dat? It will solve the problem I dont get it :S

Peter (14.50): I just I dont want to see her with someone else…. I know that I fucked up and i just dont wanna lose her yknow?

Ned (14.51): You dont wanna give up Liz either? So….?

Ned (14.53): Man i know this sucks but you cant just have it all. just bcuz yo like both of them it doesnt mean that they will be ok with it. 

Peter (14.53): I know i know its just i cant stop thinking about her. I am stalking her, her bff, her close friends, xavier school social media accounts AND that dudes accounts. i mean i even set up an alarm if sometihng new comes up. I wanna call her text her idk

Ned (14.57): Shit. 

Peter (14.57): wat?

Ned (14.57): Yo know what yo sound like?

Peter (14.57): what?

Ned (14.58): like in love.

Peter (14.58): what if i am?

Ned (14.58): well you are basically screwed bcuz she probably wont look at you again cuz she is THE ENCHANTRESS for a starter and she has a charming ex bfriend whos still into her and she is drop dead gorgeous. She probably thinks that youre messing around.

Peter (15.00): Y’know what im gonna text her

Ned (15.00): OK KEEP ME IN THE LOOP!


prettyboypadfoot  asked:

James totally figuring out Sirius' feelings for Remus before Sirius does

i dont know where u came from and why did u decide to ask me this but thank you, thank you

bear with me idk what im doing

  • okay so i decided to go down the road of ‘james is sirius’ best mate and that implies a lot of underwear sharing and knowing that little piece of shit’s movements, body language and all that stuff perfectly
  • eye twitches=sirius is slightly annoyed
  • lip-licking=he’s hungry or horny or both
  • anyway, so obviously james fleamont potter notices when sirius starts developing a big enormous gigantic pansexual crush on remus waaaaaaay before sirius does. 
  • the thing is that sirius mostly speaks through gestures, not words. words can be tricky and confusing while gestures are more clear and ‘to the point’ (u know what i mean???)
  • and that’s one of the reasons why sirius doesn’t realise at first (my oblivious bby), because he literally isnt thinking when he puts his arm around remus’ shoulder, or hugs him at random times, or when he puts an arm in remus’ thighs or knees whenever he can, or how he rests his head on remus’ lap when remus is reading
  • but guess who realises too? yep, remus john lupin. 
  • this lil shit know’s what’s up, he does, he’s aware of everything, it’s practically impossible to surprise him
  • anyway, he does realise, however he doesn’t say anything seeing as he’s too scared of fucking shit up between them if he does.
  • so he just plays along with sirius and let’s him cuddle him (okay so maybe he also has a small crush on sirius but that’s not the point here)
  • well so they both have crushes and the sexual tension is unbearable. especially for james because sirius likes to pin so fucking much
  • 34 sonnets about remus’ hair, 12 haikus about his hands and 79 rants about everything moony does. james is so fucking done tbh
  • but ofc he has to shut up and listen bc sirius pulls the lily card every time james complains (’may i remind you tHAT TIME YOU MADE US BACKUP SINGERS TO SERENADE HER IN THIRD YEAR MHHH???’)
  • so yeah, the sexual tension levels are off the roof and sirius starts to lose his shit. he’s honestly so frustrated because he wants to tell moony but he’s also a big scared wanker so he wont say anything
  • untill he explodes
  • remus and sirius are chilling in their room, procrastinating(remus) or lying in bed pretending to be sleeping but sneaking glances at remus’ face(sirius) 
  • ‘hey remus i’d really like to kiss your face and put a permanent sticking charm on prong’s bed’ 
  • ‘i’d really like to kiss your stupid face too, in fact i think we should get right to it’ 
  • and they do (god im so cheesy dont listen to me)
  • but hey im not done
  • they’d be so chill about their relationship they would literally not tell anyone but they wouldnt try to hide it either, and bc they pretty much have been acting like they’re in a relationship during the last three months james potter doesnt fucking notice shit
  • but because he’s always making comments like ‘urgh get a room you two’ remus and sirius think he knows so they dont bother telling him
  • so ofc james screamed like a little girl when he walked on remus and sirius snogging

okay i think im done, thanks to @kittnstyles for being a hopeless sinner and helping me with this last night when i got stuck, and thank you a lot for asking i really really really really really fucking really hope you liked it

sleepingvampir  asked:

i couldnt notice this. cuz i try to be the purest i can,not even wanting to know other perople opinions about something or someone i like,CUZ THE FINAL DECISION WOULD BE MINE,so i couldnt notice that the humans i like arent being loved enough. and... urgh.... i dont like Adrenaline or being too focused on something,but i cant help it right now. i'm not sorry,but... so,i decided to let myself love him.

Give him some love ❤ He deserves the world 💕💕💕


I feel bad for cis people tbh, they get stigmatised and stereotyped on tumblr just as much as the lgbt+ community does in real life and that’s really shitty of us. Sure they might say insensitive things or misgender people or other things but the majority of the time they don’t mean it offensively theyre just ignorant about the issue and it’s not their fault and we should strive to help the learn and understand us and how we feel etc and I know people will say “but why should I have to educate them on it?” And it’s simple, if you don’t, who will? You want them to see things from your perspective and see how you feel so you nee to convey that calmly and help them to understand you.

That’s how we will build a stronger community and build more support for every part of the lgbt+ community.

If you are nice (I know it can be very hard) to people who are ignorant and rude/insensitive about our issues and help them to understand then they might understand and change their mind but if you just say “Urgh, fucking typical cissexist heterosexual trash this is why we hate you!” THEN WHY WOULD THEY EVER FUCKING LIKE YOU?!

I know that because before I realised I was trans and pansexual, I was a cunt, no other word for it really. I didn’t think being trans was a real thing and it was something to be mocked if anything and dont get me started on how I felt about sexualities other than straight and homosexual! BUT I WAS IGNORANT, BUT MADE FRIENDS WITH LGBT PEOPLE AND THEY TAUGHT ME AND I LEARNT AND NOW LOOK AT ME! PEOPLE CAN CHANGE IF YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP THEM!!!

TL:DR Be nice to cis/straight/ignorant people and some will change their minds and support lgbt+, be a dick and theyll hate us all.

anonymous asked:

Bon Voyage kinda brings me a certainty that jungkook and tae never had or have a romantic relationship, they are really cute and partners in crime, but I talk about how they are comfortable. And on them they slept in the same bed, I think if tae and kook was real it would not be shown, do not get me wrong, I'm not here to debunk interaction in any way, I mean when was jikook together was almost always in the corner or behind the other members

ok, so im going to try to answer this as best as i can and i hope i wont be offending anyone. 

i loved the tae///kook moments during bon voyage, they are cute af (like you said) so much fluff. and YES! partners in crime i think describes them pretty well. or as jungkook said ‘dumb and dumber’. they have a freaking handshake for fuck’s sake. its so cute. i dont think there’s tension, there’s a lot of familiarity and comfort between the two of them. now, here’s the thing though, i know you’re not trying to ‘debunk’ them or whatever but i said this before. all ships are real in the sense that they have great relationships with each other. they are best friends, partners in crime, dumb and dumber etc. seriously, bangtan seems to be a pretty tight knit group, but at the same time the dynamics between the members are sooo different, which makes it very interesting to me. 

now on to jikook. in bon voyage, like you said, they were always in the background. their moments weren’t very ‘overt’ or ‘in-your-face’ (which is what makes them special to me tbh). but you can see them hanging out together, or sticking close to each other. and jungkook’s casual ‘i’ll sleep with jimin-hyung’ urgh. like he didn’t even think about it. 

Originally posted by jiminnieharem

but at the same time, jeon gets so awkward/shy/nervous and hesitates around jimin sometimes;

(x) hobi said jungkook’s nervous habit is playing with his hair; 

Originally posted by chimchams

so i think theres this weird tension between the two of them. jimin makes jungkook nervous. i wonder why. 

and also the members’ reaction to them has me close to tears; 

Originally posted by baebsaes

i dont know how many times i linked this vid but like, pls look at seokjin. hes SO DONE with them. 

but they spend a lot of time together (all-nighter friends, hanging out during bon voyage, the recent twitter pic of them out together etc.) so if they spend a lot of time together, why the awkwardness and the tension? bc they are crushing on each other. 

Originally posted by teachingfeelslike

sorry, i just wanted an excuse to use that gif. i got carried away as usual, im sorry. gifs are not mine.

tbh @jikook-love answered way better than me. 

»Come on Lucy. Let’s go to my place… and ‘watch a movie’«

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anonymous asked:

Cass, do you think when HL come out they will have to lie and say they JUST got together? Because of babygate? I see how Simon could be covering his ass like this but.. I legit can't see them wanting to lie about their whole history? And everyone knows? And the tattoos? How could they ever play that off?

urgh… no i dont think thats the way it’s going to happen at all and i know where you got the idea from and it’s just… no. 

i believe they will take the ‘happy and healthy’ route when they come out and that this will all make sense in the end… i dont think babygate has anything to do with simon saving his ass… if anything i think louis and NT are in more control of it now than they initially were.. i think that once paternity is denied (which will be soon) louis wont have to say anything about actually sleeping with her or anything like that… he doesnt have to explain his actions about any of the stunts. no one does… i think there are a lot of plans that are going on bts not only with H&L’s team but with taylors team and kendalls team and probably eleanors team as well.. i think if they’re gonna explain it at all they’re all gonna play the ‘best friend helping other friend out because of the big bad suited businessmen telling us this would be the best way’ kind of thing… and as for the explanation behind babygate, if harry and louis say they’ve been together for 5 years then theres enough explanation right then and there that this whole thing was a pr stunt. 

but i think that theres a lot of things going on bts,… i think the last thing harry and louis would want is for the world to actually believe that a) they WANT to be closeted long term or at all and b) they only just got together… i think that if they say they just got together then that would make their images from the last 5 years more believable and i know they absolutely loathe the way the world sees them right now… i think it will open a can of worms if they start trying to put different dates than when things have actually happened. i also think they’re fucking over lying and they just wanna be themselves.

i think we will see in due course what azoff has planned to bring an end to this. and i dont think there will be many left standing afterwards. 

EXO’s black pearl kor version with amplified lead vocals and less bg vocals and music (i couldn’t remove the dubstep shiet, i tried! but yeah i made their voices kind of like how they would sound when they are in the studio booth recording making them sound raw even over the dubstep thing)

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anonymous asked:

I've been feeling insecure lately and I don't know why, but sometimes I have these thoughts that Harry and Louis may have cheated on each other (especially Harry on Louis) and they have broken up at sometime, Idk. Cass, help me! What do you think? :'( I'm sorry for being a lil' stupid, but I just wanna know if I'm projecting insecurities, or if we have some proof of a time where it looks like they could have done something like this...

urgh… disclaimer: sorry if i sound like a bitch, but you’ve come to me while im in THE WORST mood, and i dont mean to sound like a bitch but im just going to be really blunt with you okay…

WHO THE FUCK CARES???? i understand that the idea of harry and louis being this perfect couple is a really nice thing to hold onto, but everyone needs to stop thinking of this real life couple as a fantasy and yes, stop projecting your own insecurities on them. the fact that we dont know them personally, but so many people are so emotionally invested in the status of their relationship is really fucking scary to me… i 100% understand, because i do it too, feel the need to want to know everything because you’re curious.. and it’s human nature to want to find out stuff that we arent allowed to know, because we dont like being lied too… BUT you CAN NOT base your emotions on the status of a relationship of 2 people you dont know. it’s unhealthy!!! you need to find the line between being happy for them by following their relationship and completely basing your daily mood on if you believe they’re solid in their relationship or not!!

you need to find that peace babe… because you’re gonna do your head in just thinking about shit that doesnt even matter in the grand scheme of things. because look, if something did happen between them what are you going to do about it? what can you do about it? you wont ever know… nor will you ever find out the minute details of their relationship… so why are you worrying about it? why do you let yourself get so caught up in it? also, who the fuck cares if something did happen like that… they’re clearly in love and you can see that with your own 2 eyes. whats the point focusing on something that you dont even know happened or not? 

i really despise when people come to me and ask if i still think they’re together, or if i think they’ve broken up, or if i think they’ve fought before… because I DONT CAREEEEEEEEEEEEE AND I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT AND IVE SAID THAT HEEEEAAAAAPPPPS OF TIMES ON MY BLOG… they’re happy and healthy.. isn’t that enough? and fwiw there is no ‘proof of a time’.

ok but the censor on w101 is bullshit. like i cant say the word “majority” but i can say “major”. and they ban the word beach but not hex? i literally dont care about being called a bitch, especially if some kids dont even know what it is. im hoping theyd just go “wow a beach whatever” . im way more creeped out when someone says “im gonna have hex with you” i mean i know hex is an actual spell, but still. they should block strings of words like “ur a beach” or the above with hex

Urgh I concede, I’ve worked on this enough, I don’t think I’ll ever visit this damn piece again unless I suddenly figure out a way to fix all the things I can’t get to do what I want them to.
So here, take it *throws*

hahyowriself  asked:

I dont know where to ask, and its not a vg q anyway. So I watched ASIB again. And my brain wont stop scratching to that scene where Mrs H screamed 'Boys you've got another one!' The thing is - she tilted her head like shes calling up. but she said BOYS. so both of them in johns room? so what mrs H? heard the boys are busy upstairs so you go clean up uninterrupted? then sherlock in sheet. and john in the palace and like lol im having not-a-gay thoughts best to laugh it out (urgh sorry)

You are definitely not alone in thinking about this. Mrs Hudson definitely does seem like she’s yelling up the stairs at them, doesn’t she? I agree that it certainly seems like it’s possible that they’re up in John’s room doing who knows what.

This brings up a point though that drives me crazy about ASIB. The timeline on the beginning of this episode is very suspect, and I’m not certain John is even home at this point. We see the client come in, and Mrs Hudson yells for the boys. Then we see Sherlock telling the client to explain his story, and John is sitting on the sofa in the background (which some people have theorized is actually Sherlock’s mind palace version of John, rather than real John). Then we get Sherlock coming out of his bedroom in a sheet to Skype with John who is at the crime scene, and the client is there in the sitting room behind him. Also, John mentions that he wasn’t home yesterday–he was in Dublin.

So if we consider this in order, we have:

  • John goes to Dublin
  • The client visits and Mrs Hudson calls out for them
  • Sherlock asks for the client’s story (with either real or mind palace John there)
  • John shows up at the crime scene
  • Sherlock comes out of his bedroom in a sheet, yawning as if he’s just woken up
  • John and Sherlock skype while the client hangs out in the sitting room

Do you see the problem in this timeline? Sherlock talks to the client, then it’s implied that Sherlock has been sleeping, and then we get the client in the sitting room again. Did Sherlock leave the client there and go take a nap (naked apparently) while he waited for John to get to the crime scene (either from the flat or from Dublin, depending on what you think about whether the John on the sofa was real or not)? That seems kind of rude even for Sherlock. And the way the scene is done, it seems more like Sherlock is waking up in the morning, in which case, did the client come to the flat the day before to tell his story, Sherlock sent him home, and now he’s back again, having shown up while Sherlock was still sleeping? And in which case, if John really was in Dublin “yesterday” as he says, that was the day the client showed up, confirming that he a) wasn’t home when Mrs Hudson yelled for them and b) wasn’t actually there on the sofa when the client told his story.

No matter how you look at it, the timeline here is problematic, and so we honestly can’t know whether or not John was home when Mrs Hudson was yelling up the stairs. She definitely does yell up the stairs though. Why else would she angle her head like that? If she thought they were in Sherlock’s bedroom–in which case, whoa, because she thinks they’re in Sherlock’s bedroom together with the door closed–she would’ve yelled more behind her rather than up. If they were in the sitting room, she wouldn’t have needed to yell at all. Instead she angles up and to the right, in the exact direction of the stairs leading to John’s bedroom, so she clearly thinks they’re up there, whether they actually are or not. Perhaps she hears their footsteps up there (but again, problematic timeline, is John even home?), or perhaps she just knows that it’s a common occurrence for them to be up there together (in which case, again, whoa). Or perhaps she hears Sherlock’s footsteps up there, assuming they’re both there, but in reality Sherlock is just hanging out in John’s room while he’s gone, maybe sleeping in his bed or reorganizing his pants or stealing his favorite jumper…