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A fish out of water - not necessarily a bad thing

I was thinking about how the fish/fishing metaphor fits in the classic water theme related to Cas. In fact Cas has been associated to fishing even back in season 5 when, after using the angel banishing sigil on himself, he found himself on a shrimping boat, upsetting the sailors (I googled “shrimping boat” to see what one looks like compared to normal fishing boats, and for some reason one of the first results was the urbandictionary entry for shrimp boating. I wonder if google tailors those results to my browsing history or anyone gets that link so up in the results when googling shrimping boat. Anyway.)

Cas is often associated to riversides and in general places where ground meets water: he’s on the shoreline when he gets told not to step on the fish, he gets into the water in 7x01 and gets found by Daphne on the ground next to the river, he is found by Dean and Benny close to the river in Purgatory, he talks with the rogue angels at the beginning of season 10 near a river… and of course there’s the whole thing of Destiel and docks. Better meta writers than me have written about the connection between Cas and water, including sinks and washing (I don’t know if anyone has written something specifically on Cas and bathrooms, from the times he appears to Dean while Dean is washing his teeth or face to his use of showers and toilets when he’s human, etc). The general gist of it is that it represents Cas being in some middle ground between angelness and humanity, both in the sense of his identity and his relationship with the angels and Dean.

If humanity comes from the fish that went out of the water and settled on ground, we could say that the water represents non-humanity (angelness in Cas’ case) while the ground represents humanity. His stepping inside the water in 7x01 represents leaving Dean; he’s keeping away from Dean when he’s by the river in Purgatory, then he gets away from the river when he goes with Dean; the episode in which Dean finds out that Cas is possessed by Lucifer is about a submarine, which is something that doesn’t go on land, and so on.

So it’s interesting to see a fishing imagery applied to Cas… on solid ground. Ramiel, the demon who likes to fish, pierces him with the lance in a way that visually recalls spearfishing, yet it happens on a road. In fact, Cas gets temporarily saved by Mary driving a van against Ramiel, which emphasizes further that everything is taking place on very solid ground.

Basically, just like the fish left the sea and settled on ground and evolved into humanity, Cas is farther away from water (non-humanity/angelness) than ever. He’s stably on ground (humanity). And while he’s still a fish (an angel), he’s on ground now, i.e. human in all the way that count. He loves his human family and his human family love him, he feels emotions like a human (he said it himself that angels and demons feel emotions differently than humans, but both he and Crowley have been feeling emotions like humans for quite a while now…) and he understands humanity (urinating standing for being human since Cas was a human himself).

Just like the primordial fish became humanity by stepping out of the water, Cas is becoming human by metaphorically distancing himself from the water. So he’s literally a fish out of water, but it’s not a bad thing. From the angels’ point of view, well, it is a very bad thing. But Cas has embraced it.

Now, if you ignore the angels who are dicks anyway, there’s one person left that needs to convince himself that Cas becoming human is a good thing - Dean. He feels guilty because he thinks he’s broken Cas; when Cas says they have changed him and he loves them, Dean is pained because he perceives that as something bad he’s done to Cas. (The angels – they don’t care. I think maybe they just don’t have the equipment to care. Seems like when they try, it just… breaks them apart.)

In light of Hannibal’s “mic drop” line...

AU/headcanon where Hannibal can recite entire passages of Dante in the original Italian but is complete shit when it comes to pop culture. He tries to make up for this deficiency by slipping pop culture references and slang into his conversations. Some attempts are… more successful than others.

me: spends 3 weeks coming up with a middle name, does 5 mbti tests for each character, reads the entire plot for every video game in a series i’ve never played so i can accurately reference it in one post 

also me: posts replies without proofreading, doesn’t fix typos even when i see them, occasionally drops random slang from urbandictionary into my posts that i neither use nor understand 

anonymous asked:

"Likes: ball busting" O-OW

It completely did not occur to me that this could be misinterpreted oh my god

this is a harsh way of putting it. I like Urbandictionary’s definition better 

idk why so many definitions are so focused on women busting MEN’s balls tho? I bust everyone’s balls regardless of gender. 

Operator

[prompt: au phil is a gay sex phone operator and curious teen dan becomes one of his regulars (2009)]

i may or may not have named this after shiloh’s song…………….. what a classic!!!

oohoohohoho i saw this on dandongs and i was like “ooh let me like write this real quick” and i wrote it in a day so sry if its shit

also, thank you for 800 followers????? omg what like im literally a shoe like i dont even know why you guys follow me and read my fics damn thank you!!!!

(i apologize if your name is lindsey or darren btw and my definition of twink is not the actual definition so if you dont know what a twink is pls go over to urbandictionary.com or something)

[Contains: phone sex (ooooh this is new), tons of dirty talk, name calling, vibrator usage (what), 2009!phan, literally just dirty talk tbh, a lil bit of fluff at the end maybe]

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Petplay =/= Therian

Lately I have been searching for a lot of my reblog material in the wolfkin tag because it’s been easier to find good wolf aesthetic stuff there than in the wolf play tag.  I know I’m not wolfkin in anyway, but it got me thinking though about the difference between being a pet player (like myself) and being a kin type or therian.

Now the Urbandictionary states the definition of a therian to be:  “They differ from Furries in the sense that furries want to be the animal, and therians “are” the animal. Often therianthropes feel that they share some part of themselves (mind, soul, etc) with their animal, essentially feeling that their “two halves” are one in the same.”

For a lot of therian’s, it’s something spiritual that they feel within them.  This can range from them believing that their animal is like their spirit guide or totem to the belief that they were that animal in a past life.  I have heard the term ‘transspecies’ used occasionally to describe where some feel as if they’ve been born into the wrong species.

Now this could be just my opinion, but this differs from pet play for me because what I do is simply that.  Play.  I play at being a wolf or sometimes a coyote when I’m feeling bratty.  I enjoy the freedom of the headspace and forgetting about human problems for a short time.  I do love having my head scratched, but really I just love when nails are scratched on me at any level of roughness and anywhere on me.

Pet play has been put under the BDSM umbrella as a kink, despite a lot of pet players not being interested in it for sexual reasons.  As always, I recommend a lot of introspection from anyone in the kink community on figuring out what they like and what they feel is them.  

anonymous asked:

Not to take away the sentimental moment but mermaid kisses mean something SO much different on urbandictionary, I am laughing so hard

Hahahahahahaha, omfg nooooo. I just googled and I wish I hadn’t 😂❤️ Thank you for informing me anon! ❤️

Mermaid Kisses.
When the toilet water splash from your solid turd reaches the appropriate height to spritz your ass.

Dude, they just cleaned the port-a-shitters so there was no dookie to cushion my turd, and I got an epic mermaid kiss.

anonymous asked:

i just learned that the 'cherry chapstick'-part from katy perry's song "i kissed a girl" isnt as innocent as i thought it would be :x (hint: she didnt mean the lips in the face... and she didnt mean fruity lipbalm either) and i dont know what to do with that knowledge... especially now that ive read the lip balm headcanon... (ps i would post the complete meaning of the phrase here but its REALLY nsfw, just look it up on urbandictionary :X)

anon, we were definitely talking about the lips of the mouth if we weren’t you would know

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