ur too stoned

entirely bonkers #4 | my dear, you’re a freakshow

“you’ve already bought a ticket, and there’s no turning back now”

horror + angst, teamiplier/egos

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this one’s for u james corden

Summary of orchestra:
  • First violinists: "OMG what do you mean we have to rest for FIVE MEASURES???"
  • Second violinists: "Hey why do we never get the melody? Come on, man."
  • Violists: *Shitty, out of tune notes*
  • Cellists: "Haha we kick ur asses violinists ur such divas"
  • Bassists: *Too stoned/otherwise apathetic to care about playing the same two notes the entire piece*

anonymous asked:

can we write that on ur tomb stone too? just in case someone decides to visit ur grave and ask u about nicole?

I’M SCREAMING YOU CAN’T SAY THINGS LIKE THESE TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE PHOTOSHOP BECAUSE LOOK