ur so cute i hate you

anonymous asked:

2p America x s/o x 2p Canada, or if you think that's weird 2p America x s/o x 2p Prussia? Pls, I need it in my life, along with more of your writing

hey bb ;) yeah I don’t do incest I’m sorry, but i’ll do it as the type of polyamory where one person is dating two or more people but they aren’t dating each other, ya dig? polyamory is a spectrum ;))

  • lit so ur bois are
  • uh
  • well
  • they love each other, of course!!! but,,,,, they hate the fact that they have to share you
  • they are constantly fighting over who gets to spend more time with you, and it honestly isn’t a healthy relationship
  • unless you’re into the whole “fighting for u” thing then i’m sure you’ve been in plenty of fights
  • matt would always take you on cute dates like camping or like hiking or skiing
  • picnics next to the stone river
  • adventuring through the scarlett woods by that old denny’s
  • very outdoorsy things if you’re into it
  • al is more of a “late night motorcycle ride through the city” kinda guy
  • he’ll take you to that hidden thai place on boulevard that everyone passes
  • sometimes to that cozy café and bar under the highway that has a cat called gusto
  • maybe even to Joey’s sandwich shop behind the run-down nightclub that sells home-made toffee
  • they’re both very,,, them with their dates
  • but sometimes it turns into a competition
  • sometimes means most times
  • of course they still hang out, they’re still brothers, they’re still best friends
  • sometimes you come over
  • sometimes means most times and most times means Duel Time ™
  • it’s very rocky but you guys make it work
  • allen is very cuddly
  • matt tries to be, but never really initiates
  • it’s a working effort but you love them both

i hate to be That Person but im looking for people to follow bc my dash is dead so like/rb if you post any of the following and i’ll check ur blog out!

- poetry

- art

- general aesthetic-y things

- makeup

- memes 

- bo burnham

- calming/mood boosting things like cute animals, games, etc

- lgbt stuff (esp bisexual and sapphic)

- halsey

- taylor swift 

- melanie martinez

- lana del rey 

- marina and the diamonds

- twenty one pilots

- that poppy, titanic sinclair, + mars argo

- hayley kiyoko

- panic! at the disco

- bea miller

- ariana grande

- dodie

- troye sivan

- pvris

- paramore

- you know what just music in general 

thats abt it (im pretty uninteresting lmao) so um yeah if you’re a terf or nsfw blog don’t interact k bye

✰ * º ❛ more popular text posts ask meme. ❜

‘  if i’m ever murdered i hope they make the chalk outline of my body hot  ’
‘  i hope you end up ok  ’
‘  i’m crying my best  ’
‘  how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit  ’
‘  some kid just skateboarded down my street crying  ’
‘  do you ever get in an “i don’t know” phase in your life. where you literally don’t have a solid answer to anything. you. just. don’t. know.  ’
‘  i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself  ’
‘  which of the three pillars of modern music is your favourite: burnin’ up by the jonas brothers, beautiful soul by jesse mccartney, or lucky by britney spears?  ’
‘  you know my name… and also my story cause i overshare 24/7 tbh  ’
‘  @ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened  ’
‘  there is no doubt in my mind i’m really that bitch  ’
‘  after you hit 21, you start forgetting your age cause ain’t nothing else to look forward to, besides sweet death  ’
‘  why am i not currently in the italian countryside with a fruit plate wearing a light linen dress? unacceptable  ’
‘  hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon  ’
‘  remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life  ’
‘  what the fuck is a good day  ’
‘  sleeping pattern: ??¿?¿??¿¿¿?¿  ’
‘  is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?  ’
‘  does anyone else have a resting bitch face™, but kinda enjoys looking intimidating  ’
‘  i’m not like most girls [rips off sunglasses]… i like most girls  ’
‘  time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day  ’
‘  roses are red, i’m going to bed  ’
‘  u know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. and ur entire life. everything is awful bc my hair is greasy  ’
‘  i’m just so glad the word “ugh” was invented  ’
‘  just another day of loving with all my heart and believing in the universe  ’
‘  you know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always  ’
‘  come into bed and listen to the rain with me  ’
‘  i hope all my girls out here r safe n being loved  ’
‘  people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel,   ’
‘  i want to have angel wings and be kinder, braver and more tender  ’
‘  concept: a really nice italian restaurant but it’s spelled “spagooter” on the menu and the waiters won’t take your order unless you pronounce it like that  ’
‘  i want kids but i’m scared they’ll blame me if they’re ugly  ’
‘  does anyone have any tips for not thinking about it  ’
‘  “what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better  ’
‘  i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it  ’
‘  i’m alive out of spite  ’
‘  the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up  ’
‘  a bad person? who, me? that would be correct,  ’
‘  you hate me? wow u think ur hot shit and original huh well i hated me first so u can go grab a number and wait ur turn  ’
‘  my heart does a little “!” when I see you  ’
‘  i just want to say from the bottom of my heart i didn’t sign up for this shit  ’
‘  i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn  ’
‘  still got love for some people i know i’ll never talk to again.  ’
‘  my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY  ’
‘  y’all i get attached to people so quickly wth  ’
‘  i wonder how many strangers hate me bc of how someone else described me to them  ’
‘  for the 80th year in a row, the song of the summer is Everytime We Touch by Cascada  ’
‘  it’s weird to think that people who are 5 ft are only 5 subways long ’
‘  in alcohol’s defense i’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too  ’
‘  man this has been the worst life of my life  ’
‘  having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch  ’
‘  I Have To Be Dramatic. I Have To  ’
‘  forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember  ’
‘  “you’re obsessed with yourself” and you’re not??? sad. tragic  ’
‘  are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry  ’
‘  do my dark under eye circles and unwashed hair turn you on  ’
‘  KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death  ’
‘  remember to do your best to be positive with a clear mind and believe in aliens because those motherfuckers are real  ’
‘  personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK  ’
‘  my gender is “pretty boy”  ’
‘  what others call a rebellious phase i call the sudden realization i don’t deserve to be treated like garbage  ’
‘  what is a sex drive? where is the sex going? does it even have a license?  ’
‘  i don’t want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening  ’
‘  i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual  ’
‘  do re me fa so done with you  ’
‘  ctrl alt delete feelings cause i can’t do this shit no more  ’
‘  i may seem like an asshole, but deep down i’m a good person and even deeper down i’m a bigger asshole  ’
‘  should i go back to school tomorrow or should i fling myself into the ocean  ’
‘  am i too judgemental or is everyone annoying: an autobiography by me  ’
‘  are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch  ’
‘  i love drunk me but i don’t trust her  ’
‘  has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth?  ’
‘  i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5′3″ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy  ’
‘  if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly i’d have 0 dollars bitch u thought lmao  ’
‘  my last words will probably be sarcastic  ’
‘  i used to be a straight a student. now i’m not even straight  ’
‘  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened  ’
‘  single and ready to find aliens  ’
‘  it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful  ’
‘  i want to make friends but at the same time no  ’
‘  there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me, it’s called the throne  ’
‘  hi i’m here to ruin everything  ’
‘  i’m glad dogs can’t read the ‘no dogs allowed’ signs so they don’t feel sad and feel left out  ’
‘  we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be  ’
‘  every time i speak i am reminded why i should not  ’
‘  every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough  ’
‘  i don’t know what i’m feeling but there is a lot of it  ’
‘  the rumors are true: i’m soft and i just want to be loved  ’
‘  i’m like a hexagon: all my hecks r gone  ’
‘  we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at  ’
‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on  ’
‘  my kink: not having to set an alarm for the next morning  ’
‘  on the bright side, at least i am not addicted to cocaine  ’
‘  they called me stupid?? well joke’s on them i don’t even know what that means  ’
‘  i might get a lot of shit for saying this but i think it’s fun to enjoy things  ’
‘  i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know  ’
‘  assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student id number  ’
‘  there she goes again, being over dramatic and by she, i mean me  ’
‘  if u don’t know how to respond to something just say ‘how dare you’  ’
‘  um that’s u’re* not ur  ’
‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on  ’
‘  so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000  ’
‘  literally want to be rich for the clothes  ’
‘  me??? upset???? yes constantly  ’
‘  a good gender neutral term to use is ‘fool’  ’
‘  today’s schedule: suffer  ’
‘  my middle name is actually $$  ’
‘  don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake  ’
‘  i want someone who will light a fire in me  ’
‘  i want someone who will light me on fire  ’
‘  i’m too cute for 90% of the shit i go thru  ’
‘  who needs therapy when you can Realize™ things about yourself alone at 1 am  ’
‘  why is there so much blood in my alcohol system  ’
‘  no offense but i am a blessing to this earth  ’
‘  haha oops i care about you  ’
‘  they call me calcium because i give everyone strong bones  ’
‘  do you have that one person that you can’t look at when you’re trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute??  ’
‘  hi i’m here to ruin everything  ’
‘  one day i’m gonna say ‘fight me!’ and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me  ’
‘  me? a jealous hoe? absolutely  ’
‘  it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point  ’
‘  i think i may be gayer than i originally planned  ’
‘  i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry  ’
‘  me? overreacting? shit probably  ’
‘  i would like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i’m doing  ’
‘  is there a scholarship for trying  ’
‘  me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism??????? what?????  ’
‘  i don’t know what i’m feeling but there is a lot of it  ’
‘  i require a lot of attention or you get a lot of attitude  ’
‘  “what the fuck” is an emotion now and it’s the only one i have  ’
‘  you’re important to me, you piece of shit  ’

from the moon, to the stars
while lingering in the universe
we got to know each other

— nuest (minhyun + jr) “daybreak” // a present for @trashanon  [insp.]

someone was like ‘can u imagine mark trying to write diss raps on school rappers’ and i just..his diss raps would be like:

  • ‘my hair has gone through more than urs so who do u think u are to talk down to me’
  • ‘listn i have been promoting for a year straight i don’t know what sleep is so don’t say you’re tired of this’
  • 'i may be from canada but i can still be rude…u….ur nose is kinda…small…actually it’s cute ur nose is cute don’t hate me’
  • 'u look like the egg i once tried to fry. but it was still like, a good egg like, this isn’t an insult u just remind me of that egg bc i’m hungry’
  • 'excuse me but did you win the sm mini award for 'child that grows well’ no? yeah i didn’t think so’
  • 'okay but sm let me say 'long ass ride’ on the debut track of my group so who of us do you think is more powerful’
  • 'go ahead and diss me i’m in a group with yuta i’m used to worse’
  • 'okay but like….ur aware ur using this english word incorrectly right? don’t take this the wrong way i’m jus trying to help you improve’
  • 'talk to me when you’ve passed all ur exams even tho u don’t get to sleep and barely have time to attend classes’

Originally posted by dunbarfeels

i want to punch your cute face | isaac lahey

anon request:  1, 3 and 10 with Isaac if is possible ✨ thanks babe i love u and ur blog 💖

1. “is that my shirt?”

3. “enough with the sarcasm.”

10. “I want to punch your cute face.”

warnings: none just fluff

a/n: holy shit im so sorry it’s been so long, i’ve been so lazy and i just haven’t had any motivation to write but i love you more. its really short too ugh i hate myself,, but i do have other requests that i will try to get to asap

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The Outsiders: some ship summaries
  • Jally: tol bad boy is gay for smol, slightly less bad boy but plot twist they're both dead
  • Johnnyboy: crying bfs who r soft and gay
  • Stevepop: the b in bromance is silent fyi
  • Cherryboy: sad boy and sad girl enjoy sunsets and complaining
  • Steve-bit: never on screen, do with that what you will
  • Dar-bit: I hate you, you love me, we're so different, be my co-dad
  • Marcherry: my boyfriends dead, my boyfriends in a crisis, let's make out
  • Mar-bit: we talked for like 3 minutes, ur cute
  • Soda-bit: so rare it's probably on the National list of endangered ships
  • Me x Cherry: 100% canon and real, authentic lesbians, ripe and good ship
Library Assistant!Wonwoo

i’m back with one of the most precious boys in t world, jeon wonwoo <3

Originally posted by dinochans


• anon wanted a troublemaker reader so here we gooo
you and mingyu are best friends and since you’re kind of outgoing and daring you tend to drag him everywhere
• to the library for instance

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things cis people say

“wait ur nonbinary? I thought you were trans!”
“But using your pronouns are hard!!”
“Cis is a slur!!!”
“I hate those trans people who always make a fuss!”
“Is that a man or a woman? *uses it/its*”
“I’m alright with trans people, I just hate those fake genders”
*Insert 500 transphobic jokes*
“They’re just jokes oh my god! You’re so sensitive”
“Lmao men in dresses are so funny”
“But what if a man says he’s a woman and sneaks into the bathroom to assault people”
“you’re pretty cute for a trans man/woman”
“which bathroom do you use”
“what’s in your pants”
“are u pre op?”
“How do you have sex?”
“so technically you’re a (insert assigned gender)”
“So she- well, she thinks she’s a boy but I’ve known her for a long time so it’s okay”
“I’ve never met a trans before !!”
"i can misgender you cos you’re a cunt”
“you’re not even trans”
“But you don’t look trans!”
“I wouldn’t date a trans, I’m just not attracted to them”
“i identify as a dog LOL !!!”
“transgendered”
“down with trans”
“Cisphobia is just as bad as transphobia”
“how can you hate someone just for being transphobic?”
“down with cis is harmful”
“dysphoria cant be that bad”
“down with hate”
“I’m not transphobic my sister’s friend’s cousin’s nephew is trans!”
“You transgenders will say anything’s transphobic”
“im not transphobic i thought i was trans 
"are you sure you’re not just butch?”
“you’re too young to know your’re trans!”
“you’re too old to know you’re trans!”
“why is being trans suddenly a trend?”
”*t-slur*“
"i can say that i have a trans friend”
“this is (birthname) she thinks she’s a boy!”
“oh she’s playing dress up”
“i’ve never dated a trans but i’m up for experimenting”
“i can say that i have a trans friend”

anonymous asked:

Could you write about Niall and his inexperienced gf please? That would be so cute how he'd care for her

can u write a blurb or something where u catch niall wanking off and ur kinda dissapointed cause ya know u werent doing anything, he couldve just asked you… and he can tell ur a bit sad about it?? thanku!!

I joined these two.  Enjoy

I liked to surprise Niall sometimes.  Even though I knew he hated surprises, he tolerated it from me.  Mostly because - in his words - “Ya look so goddamn cute about it.”  I tried to quell my need to surprise him to just once a week, because I wasn’t a total asshole.  When your hot, famous, incredibly kind boyfriend asks you politely to cool it with the surprises, you do it.  

But this week was special.  Niall was finally home from tour and I had graduated college three days ago.  No more date interruptions because I had to be home to study for a test.  No more scheduling dates around my class schedule.  No more having to leave the safe, warm, soft embrace of his capable arms because I had to finish a paper.

It was done.  

So my first surprise that week had been when he got home from tour.  I excitedly decorated his house with some of his friends and threw him an impromptu welcome home party.  He tried to act angry about it, said something about being exhausted, but I knew he wasn’t really mad.  Especially when he wound his arm around my waist and turned his lips to press to my temple,

“Look so pretty, Angel.”  He whispered, sending shivers down my spine all the way to the tips of my pink nail polish covered toenails.

I spent the night that night, slightly disappointed that he didn’t try anything the entire night.  He simply laid down, wrapped his arms around my waist and cuddled into my back.  He sputtered out a mumbly “G’night, Love.” and was softly sawing Z’s in seconds.

See, I’m a virgin.

A big one.

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“What The Hell, Clay?”

Originally posted by words-plus-wisdom


Pairing: Jeff x fem!reader

Request:  9. “i can’t believe you!” 19. “i’m going to kill you!” 12. “i hate you.” 47. “you’re cute when you’re angry.” so like i’m requesting a jeff atkins imagine w/ these prompts. i really enjoy ur writing & thought maybe clay tells jeff you’ve been crushing on him & jeff kept flirting w/ u all day which is strange. so u ask him what’s up, he ends up telling u about what clay said. lots of fluff! thank u!! 💖

Warnings: none :)

Word count: 636

I hope you like it!

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friends to lovers ❁ hoshi

anon askedHello! I really liked your friends-to-lovers Junhui AU, so would it be okay to request a friends-to-lovers Hoshi AU? Thank you! :)

aw thank u, im glad you liked jun’s version! i’ll do my best to make this one just as good!


  • you both were put in dancing classes when you were young
  • that’s basically how you two met
  • the dance moms were mingling with each other as u all had ur class
  • but i guess soonyoung’s mom and urs just CLICKED
  • they became best friends which meant u both had to be too
  • IT’S A RULE
  • you both got along with each other well so it wasn’t a forced friendship
  • soonyoung was a very fidgety boy and dancing was something that helped when he was feeling restless
  • whenever he came to ur house or u went to his you would always see him dancing
  • like if he was walking down the path to ur house u just see him moonwalking to the door or he’s doing something crazy like KRUMPING
  • like is this kid okay lol
  • you’d have to try and stop him from dancing so much cause ur scared he’ll hurt himself by DANCING SO MUCH
  • looked exxxxtra cute with braces on
  • he was a bit embarrassed by it, but i mean .. who isn’t u know
  • “it’s okay hoshi i still think ur cute.”
  • “oh thank u pft” (*≧∀≦*)
  • soonyoung hated school
  • he hated waking up so early to get ready for something he thought was useless
  • but he still pulled through with those good grades
  • HE WASN’T ALLOWED TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL
  • so he always pined after girls who he wasn’t able 2 get with
  • this boy can speak lANGUAGE AFTER LANGUAGE AFTER LANGUAGE
  • ok maybe just japanese, chinese, and korean
  • he also wasn’t a very loud person, but whenever u saw him he was blasting his music so in a sense he was p loud
  • he became more of a rat during ur 2nd to last year of high school
  • nEVER BACKED U UP FOR GROUP DISCUSSIONS
  • let u get in trouble w the teacher when it was hIS FAULT
  • but he is super duper good at taekwondo and whenever a boy or creepy dude went up to u he would ‘HYA’ them in the face
  • get rekt
  • also wanted to fight everyone in ur class, he hated all of them
  • probably would’ve fought ur teacher too if the chance of getting expelled was 0
  • SUEPR BIG SHINEE FAN
  • hoshiJULIETTE YEONGHONEUL BACHILKKEYO
  • hoshi: dude sing it with me
  • hoshiJULIETTE JEBAL NAL BADA JWOYO
  • hoshi: oh u don’t know that song?
  • hoshi: ok well how abou–  JAJAEONG MAK JINAN SAEBYEOK YO sing it with me–
  • uJINHEULG SOK NUN TTEUN MUEONGA
  • when u sang the next lyrics he was like
  • omg (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
  • OK but that’s when he knew he fell in love with u
  • he knew he wasn’t allowed to date until he graduated but </3 he finally realized that u were the one 4 him
  • perfect, cute, fun
  • u were hi s ideal type
  • bc u smelled nice (and he secretly knew that u liked him too)
  • it was a breath of fresh air once you both graduated high school
  • bc school’s over
  • and ,, maybe he could even ask u out soon . omgg soonyoung get urself together (*≧▽≦)ノシ))
  • ok but when i mean ask u out soon i MEAN RLLY SOON
  • dude he asked u out three days after graduation lol
  • “um .. would u pl s go out with me pls”
  • at first u were like ?? r u bullshitting soonyoung it isnt funny bro
  • 。(*^▽^*)ゞ “i don’t think i was joking?? idk pft”
  • i mean of course you said yes to him what a goofball
  • his mom was very proud
  • gave him a thumbs up when he told her the news
  • “son u picked the right one. i was hoping u would fall for them”
  • “oh thank u mom”
  • is a loving boyfriend. he loves u so much
  • rlly likes apples so he feeds u apple slices from time to time
  • an apple a day keeps the doctor away
  • still dances A LOT
  • can rlly krump
  • but also slow dances with you sometimes when he feels like he should give u some extra love
  • he’s super cuddly with u aw ):
  • sometimes wants to fight u cause ur cute
  • his heart goes BOOM BOOM BOOM BOBOBMOBOOM whenever he sees u
  • which is like always
  • “STOP”
  • “what”
  • “my heart ,… it can’t take ur . ,,, perfectness …….”
  • has dance battles with u
  • and helps u with taekwondo so that u can defend urself when he’s not around
  • is proud of u even though u just kicked him in the face
  • “thank u jagiya that was refreshing”
  • “sweetheart ur on the floor are u sure u don’t need ice”
  • “babe ur heart is cold as fuck i don’t need ice”
  • “wtf”
  • minghao encourages u to fight ur boyfriend whenever he does him wrong
  • again, his heart goes DOKI DOKI ODKIDOKDOIDDOKI whenever u do something he finds cute or attractive
  • “omg babe feel my heart it’s beating so fast”
  • “literally all i did was sit on the couch are u sure u don’t need to go to the hospital”
  • “fine if ur not gonna feel my heartbeat ill do it myself”
  • “ok babe”
  • (੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु “WHATEVER I DONT NEED U”
  • he loves u
  • so MUCH
  • gets u to sing shinee songs with him every now and then so that he can fall in love with you evenmore
  • LOVES SINGING LOVE SICK AND PUNCH DRUNK LOVE WITH YOU
  • u both cry a little whenever u watch that one performance of 낯선자  stranger
  • this one
  • “what a blessing. key looks so good here, jagi”
  • “oh my god they’re so good at dancing”
  • “my sins have been washed away jus t by watching this”
  • SNUGGLES U SO MUCH
  • ur friends and his hate it whenever ur both stuck to each other’s sides
  • “ur just jealous. bac k OFF”
  • cries when u cry
  • vows to never make u cry
  • unless it’s a good thing like maybe giving you smth you’ve always wanted ( … shinee concert tickets maybe ) or proposing to u
  • which CALM DOWN soonyoung you’ve only been dating for a year give it a little more time
  • ive been rambling for too long im sry
  • soonyoung would be such a sweet and innocent boyfriend honestly he would never let go of u ur the most precious thing to him

Originally posted by visual-17

anonymous asked:

I'm super upset about this new Eleanor website. I never liked the B one either. I dislike both girls, but that's blatant targeted harassment. The URLs are public and in their names. I feel like we live down to the perception of us as cruel trolls whenever I see posts celebrating these sites (on other blogs). I'm sure it's not something you can discuss publicly, but gosh, I really wish it would stop. But everyone is so stubborn I fear they'll never see it from the other perspective.

everyone pretend i just put on a velour tracksuit hoodie à la brooklyn 99′s gina linetti bc it’s TIME FOR KATE’S OPINION. and full disclosure i’m gonna answer this then just turn off my inbox bc i have neither the time nor interest to discuss it further. so anyway. yeah. i will admit that i got a chuckle out of that website when it first went up! i rly did. i hate that garbage family too so it was like LOL OOP! but then it updated…and updated again…and again…and……again…and it was like oh ok so ur like. rly doing this then…ok…well, i mean hope you’re enjoying the anonymous attn and that this is somehow satisfying for you?? bc quite frankly i find this shit embarrassing. not to mention, B probably LOVES that website lmao. that’s right up her alley. but like truly, that shit is the stuff that makes it SO easy for antis to be nasty to and about us. believe me, i KNOW they target us for literally just existing (i get hate frequently and all i do is fuckign reblog cute pictures and memes and stay in my gd lane 98.7% of the time) and i’m absolutely not blaming larries for the actions of antis, but i’m saying that that website and the like is the type of shit antis hone in on and the shit that gives them ammunition. that’s on their level, that’s shit they understand bc they, too, run blogs and websites abt ppl they hate. it’s as childish and oftentimes cruel when larries do it as it is when antis do it. it’s middle school and high school level immaturity and it’s literally just embarrassing.

and now w/the eleanor one too lmao like my dude,,, i think it’s time to step away from the internet?? think abt what you’re doing. i don’t fault anyone for disliking her. el*unor was…nothing short of awful at times. but like skjdhfk “how many desperate, pathetic women…” ??? if anything, this website strikes me as more desperate and pathetic than anything else right now. ik everyone has their own ways of coping w/stuff but idk, man. be decent. you’re not doing the good and noble thing w/this shit. it’s 2017. be nice. be good.

anonymous asked:

hi!! how are you?? your writing is incredible!! i was wondering if you could do a scenario where jungkook falls for a very very shy girl?? or a drabble about what jungkook dating a shy girl would be like?? i'm a very shy jungkook stan so i always imagine what it's like for him to date someone shyer than himself. thank you!! i hope you're having a good day!! xx

and i hope you’ll like my writing too, knowing that rose truly was a lil bit gifted (lmao she’ll kill me). i chose to do a list type of thing because i’m not good with drabbles or scenarios. i might try to do a tiny drabble later, though. :3
i hope you enjoy this, anonie~

(it’s kind of short, sorry for that e_e)


JUNGKOOK DATING SOMEONE SHY

  • first of all, only god knows how you two got together because he’s also a shy bean-
  • wait
  • what’s that sound…? 
  • oh
  • oh nO
  • NO NO NO IT’S 👏 COCKY 😫 NOCHU 👏 😧 COMING THRU 👄👄👄 GOTTA BLAST 👋👋 👅💦💦💦 💥🏃🏃
  • ok i’m sorry
  • but really though, jungkook is a dipshit and the fact that you are shy would make his ego jump over the roof. someone should put him down that’s why i want him to get a confident girlfriend/boyfriend
  • but yeah back to the drabble
  • first of all (for real this time) jeon jungkook will tease the hell out of you
  • and not cute teasing
  • but annoying and stupid teasing
  • and sometimes he will hurt you by teasing you too much, but it’s okay, jungkook is also very sweet and caring, so he will comfort you and cuddle you and tell you cute things and he won’t tease you for a long time
  • i’m already weak hold me
  • enjoys watching you blush, so will do anything to witness you blushing
  • he will do things like “oh wow look at smol/tol you lemme just get real close so that i can look down at you/see if we are at eye level hah”
  • i hope god is on your side because the smirking galore is literally never ending and you might pass out 
  • i would pass out 
  • he??? smirks every time he catches you looking at him??? AND EVEN BEFORE HE TURNS TO LOOK AT YOU BC HE’S THE GOLDEN MAKNAE AND FEELS AND KNOWS EVERYTHING 
  • (i hate him)
  • will subtly try to feel you up in public and whispers dirty stuff in ur year and then laugh at flustered you (ONLY IF YOU’RE OK WITH THAT OF COURSE) 
  • if you were very shy outside too, don’t worry. he’ll order for you stuff and also pay :)
  • i’m in actual pain jesus christ 
  • he will find you cute nonetheless because he finds your shyness adorable and the faces you pull make his day and he’s fucking lame and whipped 
  • will make you tiny gifts just so he can see your reaction 
  • hopes that you will get over that shy state but doesn’t mind if you don’t
  • introduces you to his friends and when you act all cute he’s literally ‘awww'ing and pulling you into a side-hug, all bunny smile and shit 
  • if you are a smol he will stand tall when you want to kiss him that jerk 
  • if you are a toll then he would run away from you (like, in a playful way. probably wants you to see how shyness looks like idk he’s lame)
  • he’s melting for you anyway, doesn’t matter if you’re tol or smol, because you are so cute he thinks his heart will explode or implode or both when you act all shy and stuff and sometimes he wants to tell you that your cuteness makes his heart do the thing but even if he’s cocky nochu, he’s also shy 
  • like, he would convince you to cuddle, and when he pulled you closed you made this tiny giggle or hid your face in his chest or something and wow he’s in fucking lovE
  • don’t get me wrong 
  • he’ll be cocky like 80% of the day 
  • BUT I’M STILL NOT OVER THAT CUDDLING IMAGE FML 
  • but he’s also sweet like 5% and memey 15% 
  • so he’s forgiven 
  • btw you either get that killer smirk or that big big big bunny smile but it’s good anyway i guess
  • god, please love him i swear he loves you even if he acts like an asshole he’s super cute and scared so protect that tiny lil human bean

sorry for being so aggressive but i get full of emotions when i write about kook and i wanna explode bc bruh he’s perfect wtf

~ admin alexa

tom dating a photographer

okay so i’ve had this head canon thing brewing in my head for a while and i sent a lil snippet to @tbholland​ but idk if meg got it but heRE (ps apologies in advance that it’s so freaking long wow bear with me bc its my first writing thing in a really long time):

warning: fluff and swearing

  • you met tom at a party of one of your mutual friends
  • it was your friends housewarming party
    • you really didn’t wanna go bc you honestly hate parties bc sweaty people, everyones drunk and gross and sticky, and they’re really not that much fun?? canyoutelliveneverbeentoaparty
    • also social settings aren’t really ur thing everythings really awkward especially when you like only know ONE person so u just usually end up standing by the food being awkward
    • but then she freaking convinces you by saying she needs a photographer and she obviously knows that you need some inspiration for your photography class portfolio dang it what a manipulator she is why are we friends with her

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first date w/johnny

• alright so johnny is an annoying barista at your local starbucks
• and without fail
• every time you have ordered a drink
• he has spelled your name wrong on purpose
• it started like letters in the wrong place
• now there’s some numbers scattered in through your name
• will not stop even though every time you spell it out

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anonymous asked:

Am i the only one who's bothered by those posts talking about cute things gay couples do, etc. and somebody replies with like "omg imagine your otp!!" ? idk if it's like, a 'valid' thing to get uncomfortable over, but i kinda hate it? Like everytime there's a cute story about a gay couple there's always the "OMG IMAGINE UR OTP, THO!" ppl, and it's like.... it feels like they're always taking the experiences and stories of gay men and using it for their ships instead of acting like we're real ppl

Nah I totally agree with you, it’s super dehumanizing! Gay people aren’t just puppets for people to play around with, our real lives aren’t fictional scenarios! It’s one thing to go “omg that’s so cute, I love hearing about this,” it’s another to treat real people as nothing more than fanfiction fodder.