ur so cute i hate you

someone was like ‘can u imagine mark trying to write diss raps on school rappers’ and i just..his diss raps would be like:

  • ‘my hair has gone through more than urs so who do u think u are to talk down to me’
  • ‘listn i have been promoting for a year straight i don’t know what sleep is so don’t say you’re tired of this’
  • 'i may be from canada but i can still be rude…u….ur nose is kinda…small…actually it’s cute ur nose is cute don’t hate me’
  • 'u look like the egg i once tried to fry. but it was still like, a good egg like, this isn’t an insult u just remind me of that egg bc i’m hungry’
  • 'excuse me but did you win the sm mini award for 'child that grows well’ no? yeah i didn’t think so’
  • 'okay but sm let me say 'long ass ride’ on the debut track of my group so who of us do you think is more powerful’
  • 'go ahead and diss me i’m in a group with yuta i’m used to worse’
  • 'okay but like….ur aware ur using this english word incorrectly right? don’t take this the wrong way i’m jus trying to help you improve’
  • 'talk to me when you’ve passed all ur exams even tho u don’t get to sleep and barely have time to attend classes’
4

a fever you can’t sweat out + opening lines

How the XNXPs I Know Deal with Negative Emotions

INTP - *Whining intensifies* 

INFP - * Cries laughing at everything that could be considered even slightly humorous and rambles incoherently* 

“HAHAHA WHHAT U TALKING BOUT QUEEN I’M NOT UPSET AT ALL LOLOLOLOL HARAMBE PEPE DOGE HAHAHA MAFUMAFU IS CUTE LOLOL I LOVE STRAWBERRIES DON’T YOU DID U SEE SHANE’S VIDEO TODAY LOLOLOLOL SHALL WE SKAATTTTEEEE I LOVE PEECHEETO-KUN I REALLY LIKE UR FRINGE CAN I LICK IT :DDDD”

ENTP - *literally dying inside* Lol have u ever touched a baby’s ear iTS SO SQUISHY EREREHEHREH  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ENFP-

Person: “ How is your day going, ENFP :)? I sure hope it’s great! ” 

ENFP: “STFU YOU EFFING * insert said person’s extremely sensitive insecurity here*” 

*Describes how they’d murder someone in uncomfortably graphic detail*

things cis people say

“wait ur nonbinary? I thought you were trans!”
“But using your pronouns are hard!!”
“Cis is a slur!!!”
“I hate those trans people who always make a fuss!”
“Is that a man or a woman? *uses it/its*”
“I’m alright with trans people, I just hate those fake genders”
*Insert 500 transphobic jokes*
“They’re just jokes oh my god! You’re so sensitive”
“Lmao men in dresses are so funny”
“But what if a man says he’s a woman and sneaks into the bathroom to assault people”
“you’re pretty cute for a trans man/woman”
“which bathroom do you use”
“what’s in your pants”
“are u pre op?”
“How do you have sex?”
“so technically you’re a (insert assigned gender)”
“So she- well, she thinks she’s a boy but I’ve known her for a long time so it’s okay”
“I’ve never met a trans before !!”
"i can misgender you cos you’re a cunt”
“you’re not even trans”
“But you don’t look trans!”
“I wouldn’t date a trans, I’m just not attracted to them”
“i identify as a dog LOL !!!”
“transgendered”
“down with trans”
“Cisphobia is just as bad as transphobia”
“how can you hate someone just for being transphobic?”
“down with cis is harmful”
“dysphoria cant be that bad”
“down with hate”
“I’m not transphobic my sister’s friend’s cousin’s nephew is trans!”
“You transgenders will say anything’s transphobic”
“im not transphobic i thought i was trans 
"are you sure you’re not just butch?”
“you’re too young to know your’re trans!”
“you’re too old to know you’re trans!”
“why is being trans suddenly a trend?”
”*t-slur*“
"i can say that i have a trans friend”
“this is (birthname) she thinks she’s a boy!”
“oh she’s playing dress up”
“i’ve never dated a trans but i’m up for experimenting”
“i can say that i have a trans friend”

plisetsky: I hate you guys so much you’re the bane of my existence and I hope you both choke on dogshit
victor and yuri: haha look at yurio! :) i love him so much i want him to be successful haha he’s so cute. we love you, yurio! ur so cute

anonymous asked:

I know rn the crew treat it like shit but still im so glad that something like amedot exist rn, its just so progressive because: a fat girl and a tomboy, the fat one is the most ''feminine'' but also the most dominant between the two. Amedot in itself is breaking all the boundaries and its me and my gf so it meant so much that the crew even hinted at these two, its way more than I could ever ask, it gives me hope that in the future something like amedot will fully be embrace. I love it sm!!

Amedot is such a good ship for all these reasons!! Personality wise and visually they contrast each other amazingly!! And even fit the opposite colours attract thing going on in the show, like ruby and sapphire, and steven and connie. AND even had the “fall on ur crush” trope. I just love this ship so much  hhhh

Also it’s super cute that you and your gf relate to them!!

I just hate that the cast crew just ignore it but openly talk about other ships like??? what gives??

jungkook biased armys
  • the first half: aww look at this lil bunny omg look so smiley and cute and sweet i love him so much I mean who wouldn't?? with that bunny smile and his talent and everything is perfect and he's so cute and so fluffy and so sweet omg
  • the second half: whO tHe fUCK gave you the right?! wHo arE yOu I dOnt deSeRve tHis dIsrespEct fuCkiNg chRist FUcK oFf i haTe ur AsS leAve I dOnT kNoW whO yOu ArE bUt yOu huRT mE THIs iS sO uNNeCEssaRy fuCk
pros & cons of dating me

pros:
- rlly cute
- good @ oral sex
- will eat literally anything. u could give me an ellios pizza & i would think ur a magical human being for doing so
- will laugh @ ur jokes even if they’re dumb asf
- thinks a burn ride is a cute date idea
- will babysit ur animals free of charge
- good @ making ur friends think i like them

cons:
- must constantly make it known that i am rlly cute
- awkward asf & will make u think i hate u but also needs constant attention & reassurance
- cries @ everything
- will remember every bad thing u ever did & will never let u forget it
- will literally always do the opposite of what u tell me to do
- will try to fight u when drunk

minteerin  asked:

hey ur doing good, also wud like to mention how su CONSTANTLY uses hinduism and dharmic religions in general for their alien shit AS IF its not STILL PRACTICED. like our religion/culture isnt a cute aesthetic..... i hate white hippies..... and dont get me started on the Japan fetishization

thank you for the kind words

i’ve heard about them stealing symbolism and if anyone can link me to some posts about it i’d like to read more about it and reblog them so other people can learn about it

  • Harry: ur v smol
  • Louis: 'm not
  • Harry: so cute
  • Harry: aw
  • Louis: shut up
  • Harry: look at him all grumpy, such a hedgehog
  • Louis: is2g i will shoot you straight in the head if u don't shut up
  • Harry: awh i'd love to see u trying to raise a gun all by urself
  • Harry: so tiny

anonymous asked:

!!! describe ur crush!!

yes!!! how did you know i was waiting for this ask?!?! lmfaoooo (i hate myself why am i this way)
okay okay
1) i know i said there’s no such thing as out of your league when i was giving someone advice on here…. but he is way.out.of.my.league….
2) he’s like way older than me but not way older as in like disgusting, way older as in like either getting a phd or masters (i’m not sure which)
3)he’s CUTE
4) especially when he gets tan!! (i found his facebook and saw his profile pic and he was so cute i screamed like i didn’t even know he could tan like that and he was wearing contacts omg my heart stopped)
5) he has dimples
6) he dresses like a nerd but that’s okay lmfao
7) he’s korean
8) he’s tall
9) he’s brilliant like fucking brilliant
10) he’s a really good teacher
11) he’s patient with people
12) he’s a good listener
13) he really cares about everyone
14) he’s definitely either an extrovert or like an inbetweener like me
15) he’s thoughtful in that it seems like he knows what’s important in life
(bear in mind that i barely know this dude but i’m really intuitive when it comes to people so i’ve picked up on these things through short interactions over some semesters lmfao)

anonymous asked:

Your sims are soooo pretty 😍 teach me how you create such beautiful creatures ;-;

(>////<) u teach me how to be so sweet anon!! 

eee! u sweet anon! ur making me blush!! I’m so happy that u like my sims! :D It means so much to me!! (idk if I would call them beautiful creatures (they’re just random weirdos ^^’) , but I love it ;-;). 

anon let me love u, ur just so cute, I just wanna hug u all day long ;-;! thank you for making my day super bright and amazing! this compliment just cheers my right up ^-^! I hope u have a wonderful day, and I’ve left an awkward tutorial 4 u below on how to create my random weirdos. 

Vanessa’s guide to creating random weirdo’s 101;

1) Become a Hipster

2) Love Undertale

3) Ur Done.

anonymous asked:

Different anon here. I honestly believe what we need the most atm is tolerance (from both sides). Hating isn't reasonable in any aspect, and as a gay woman, i find extremely sad so many artists that I look up for are turning into this (including you). Sorry, but ur no better than the "neckbeards" that comes to your page to spill shit on your askbox... And honestly, your art lost its shine to me, cuz I can't stand the fact such cute art comes from... such mind.

suuure you’re a different anon, nice try fam
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