PICKLE: if you’re really going to set me up, i’d like someone with curly hair, preferably in an unnatural colour? i guess i like glasses and dark eyes too… and it’d be great if they smell faintly like vanilla ice cream…
DARLING: UGH, this is why i’m setting you up! so maybe you’ll get over… whatever this is, you sap!
BOBBY: aww, but look how happy he is!
what tickles ur pickle dam