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i swear every anon i get i think its bella or allie

So I’ve been playin this game called Word Cookies

It’s fun. They give you a collection of letters and you make words out of em. Anagrams basically. The game itself is cookie themed, and come in 20 level batches named after different flavors of cookies. There’s hundreds of levels.

They start out normally enough, and for the most part, you can definitely see em bein actual cookie flavors even if nobody’s ever actually baked passionfruit flavored cookies.

Anywho. The first two batches are butter and oatmeal. Cool. Normal enough. And for many many batches after, they’re all decent, God-fearin flavors.

After the 30th batch or so though they get. Interesting…

Carrot.

Lavender.

Basil.

Avocado.

Oh uh. Ok. Unorthodox choices. Maybe adventurous even. I can definitely see some yuppie food network chef experimentin with these. They don’t sound horrible, even though they have the potential to be so.

But then.

Spinach.

Radish.

… oh. I uh. Hm

Tomato. Sage. Celery. Lettuce.

I uh. I… see you got. A theme? Of sorts???

Fuckin.

C r o n c h

Romaine.

Is this. Is this. Different? From the lettuce cookies??? Uh

Cucumber. Oregano.

F E T A

FUCKIN. FETA.

Ok. Ok that. That’s. Gotta be. The worst one right?

RIGHT?

There can’t be anything worse than a literal sour goat cheese cookie??? W R O N G

HERE HAVE. BANANA LEAF COOKIE. LITERALLY INEDIBLE. SHRED UR FUCKIN IN-TEST-INES 8))))

What is

What is happening

Ok let’s just. Keep goin

Sea kale.

WTF IS SEA KALE OMG

C a b b a g e.

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Cumin.

Turmeric.

(Boy howdy that’s a yellow ass fuckin cookie I tell you what)

Vanilla beans.

Not vanilla. The beans themselves. C r o n c h

Well what’s next.

B E A N S

Fuckin. im. im sOB fuckin beAnS cOoKiE

And then. And then there’s

Beef. Pork. Chicken. Turkey. BEETROOT.

Never mind the abomination that is meat cookies. They couldn’t even keep up with the theme. BEETS. they couldn’t’ve gone with, I dunno, LAMB or VENISON or even bison. No. It had to be. Fuckin BEETROOT. IM

Hhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ok ok. I’m almost to the end of the list just.

Creamy.

Yes just. A creamy flavored cookie. Ok.

You know what at this point i’m just too numb to comment.

Last one.

HJGKHKJJHKHLLHL

FUCKIN. MAYONNAISE COOKIE. IM SOB

SNAKES HAVE PHYSICALLY MANIFESTED IN MY HOUSE. I SHALL NEVER KNOW PEACE. HALP.