ur gonna be the death of me

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How to look at someone you want dead: a guide by Edward Nygma

Look at all this majesty…

(mod- THE 2ND PIC JUST MADE ME THINK OF THIS:

but this is a glorious submission TYSM @ransa !)

marvelsamwilson  asked:

I've watched your Last Jedi video like 20 times straight, your face at the end really is the perfect reaction 😂 😂

i thought luke was gonna pump me up man and all luke did was freak me tf out

luke: time for the jedi to end

me:

u think this is a game luke

u think this is a game

they had a DEATH STAR PLANET

UR NEPHEW HAS EVOLVED FROM A HOT TOPIC CHECKER-BRACELET WEARING I-HATE-MY-DAD EMO TO FULL ON MADMAN SIPPIN PURPLE KOOLAID W A GIANT FETUS LOOKIN MADMAN PRAYING TO THE BURNT REMAINS OF THE HELMET THAT BELONGED TO UR BURNT MADMAN DAD

GET OFF HERMIT I-CRY-ALL-DAY-CAUSE-LIFE-IS-HARD-AND-I-STILL-HAVENT-GONE-TO-TOSCHE-STATION-TO-GET-SOME-POWER-CONVERTERS ISLAND AND GETCHA SHIT TOGETHER MAN

fuck u mean time for the jedi to end. time for u to stop being dramatic and teach rey the ways of the force is more like it. 

It’s that time of night again where I just fuckin scream about Peridot so while I’m on that. Remember when Steven and Peri were in the drill? And Peri talked about how ‘It’s hard not to have feelings about where you come from?’

and like she also told Steven she has something different now and he asks what and she just “You know. You…guys.”

Or like even when they thought they were gonna die and Steven says “I love you Peridot!” and She’s just “WOW THANKS”

Yeah I’m fucking crying???? That killed me??????

anonymous asked:

I feel like I needed to tell you this....when I masturbate I put family guy on my tv (and then face it toward the wall) because I know for a fact that's the only show my parents don't want to walk in on me watching. Like they will not come in my room for fear of seeing peter griffin's face

well that’s all for this blog, folks

thanks for stopping by, sign the guestbook on the way out

since matt is the definition of pusillanimity, i am going to do his work for him and tell y'all creepy demóns to 1. stop stalking his ass and making up ridiculous scenarios about his private and personal life bc you’re bored and 2. start minding your damn business and focus on something relevant to human interest such as global warming and not his relationship bc the more you bring attention to it with your performative positivity the more you encourage creepy intrusive behaviour thx good night

abdita  asked:

1. I respect you, Glitchtale is not like one of those worlds where everyone is at death's door but never dies; 2. Are you gonna revive people using their SOULS, since Betty still has them in possession, and they aren't technically dead (Well that's just me); and 3. WHY ARE YOU SO FRIKIN' AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE *crys* I want ur awesomeness *Blueberry star eyes* TEACH MEEEEEEEEEEE (Apologies for long ask >~<)

1- Thank you, I appreciate it.

2- If I ever revive something it’d be only because there is a WAY to make it happen AND because it’s extremely necessary to make an important progress to the plot. Regardless of that, I will have AND KEEP some deaths permanent and y’all are gonna have to understand and live with that xD

anonymous asked:

are u fucking serious bex? first u attack this MINOR on their own blog just bc they say something made them uncomfortable?? and now theyre receiving death threats bc u did this and all ur little minions are on the attack bc of it. like what did u expect to happen?? ur a "celebrity" or w.e., you shouldnt even be interacting with fans in this way. and telling everyone to "knock it off!!" like you could have avoided this entire thing by just scrolling past lol good luck with the backlash from this

Thanks for the good luck wishes looks like I’m gonna need t.

As much as I regret my explosion I can’t take it back. The “minions” on the attack against the kid who originally called me out aren’t doing so with my blessing. In fact they should be ashamed of themselves and they should not consider themselves fans of mine anymore. As for being a celebrity and learning how to interact with fans, alright. Fine. You’re right. I’ve put myself in the public eye. Guess that means I have relinquished my humanity. I no longer am allowed to make mistakes or try to pretend life can be at all private or normal. Guess I brought that on myself. Oh well. Guess I have to be that celebrity now. No more interacting with fans more than a “thanks 😘” here and a “you’re so great!” there … no more accessibility is what you’re asking for? Should I hide my humanity instead of admitting to my faults? What kind of person would that make me?

okkk hello. i unfollowed a lot of blogs a few weeks ago bc they were inactive and inactive blogs = dead dash. so i wanted to make a lil follow spree to help keep my dash alive cause its dyin. please reblog and tag if u post the following content and i’ll check ur blog out!! 

  • naruto
  • bnha, fairy tail, tokyo ghoul, ao no exorcist, d gray man
  • neon genesis evangelion, death note, kuroshitsuji, psycho pass
  • fma, code geass
  • season anime (shokugeki no soma, mahoutsukai no yome, kekkai sensen)
  • sports anime (haikyuu!!) 
  • noragami, ao haru ride, kimi ni todoke
  • shoujo anime + manga
  • studio ghibli movies
  • makoto shinkai movies
  • memes/shitpost
  • voltron
  • kdrama (sometimes)

bonus if u:

  • make ur own gfx/gifs
  • follow me
  • have a tagging system (not a must tho)

to my mutuals if u could reblog this it would mean a lot thank uuu!! 

Mchanzo Texting -part 4
  • Genji: so... u and jesse? u better invite me to ur wedding
  • Hanzo: Why do you think I wouldn't? It would be against tradition.
  • Genji: just promise u will
  • Hanzo: I will. Out of all people you would have to come because you're the only family I have left.
  • Genji: aww! hanzo!!
  • Hanzo: That's because you killed everyone else.
  • Genji: oh. well anyway now i gtg
  • Hanzo: Why?
  • Genji: im gonna find the most creative/comical way to object at ur wedding
  • Hanzo: I will kill you.
  • Genji: again??
  • ~
  • Hanzo: Tell me, what is the most dramatic and best way to stage a cyborg ninja's death?
  • McCree: why?? what are you planning???
  • McCree: if this has to do with genji I want in. he stole my hat
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some pictures of miffy from the last 14.5 years, including the first and last pictures we have of her. and yes, that is me when i was 6 and she was 1 and somehow like half my size. things sure have changed. 13 years between those two pictures of me. idk im kinda rambling now………

she’s been so sick the past few months and hasn’t been comfortable or happy in weeks, so it was a relief to finally see her relaxed for the last minute or so. at least she’s no longer in pain

so..rip miffy 1st oct 2002 - 28th apr 2017

Summary of each Hamilton song with me getting increasingly tired

Alexander Hamilton: Asshoel in the making writes like he’s running out of style and gets on a ship to be a newwww man ft cool double meanings

Aaron Burr, Sir: Hamilton is an annoying prick as usual burr is DONe with life but Hamilton is like ‘lol dead parents #onlyrelatablethings’ and burr is like 'shit the fuck up’ also LADS ON TOUR ft. Blm turtle man, SCREAMING french and Would Fuck A Horse™

My Shot: It’s like get your head in the game but political (even though get your head in the game is political if you look at it right)

The Story Of Tonight: Tbh don’t we all skip this one sometimes like Schuyler sisters is next come on but sad legacy foreshadowing etc etc thanks

The Schuyler Sisters: annnGgelllicafacaq elIiIiiiiIza and Peggy!!! Peggy just wants LOVE but never gets it. Ft burr being reliable with the ladies ;) and getting bitch slapped with feminism 

Farmer Refuted: Seabury why the fuck are you here it’s just the nerd from HSM getting roasted about his skin 

You’ll be back: What’s wrong? With Johnathon? Groff? If u ever date King George III get him a dead family for Valentines 

Right Hand Man: George Washington is ready to fucking kill himself 

A Winter’s Ball: wERE RELIABLE WITH THE LAAADIES (also john Laurens pretending to be straight) 

Helpless: Eliza this is wherr ur life is turning to shit back away while you can 

Satisfied: Angelica being needy she’s Good but get the fuck over yourself stop masturbating at ur brother (kinda) eyes 

Story of Tonight (reprise): Lads on tour 

Wait For It: Im having an affair but it’s chill- a book by Aaron burr 

Stay Alive: Could you imagine the burn book except it’s Hamilton 

10 Duel Commandments: Biggie smalls lived in revolutionary times 

Meet Me Inside: CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME 

That Would Be Enough: Eliza was just lonely with her Fetus 

Guns and Ships: SCREAMJNG french rapping at the speed of light and George Washington is just “://" 

History Has It’s Eyes On You: ur gonna die Alex 

Yorktown: This song fucking gets me heated at the gym and OMG it’s so HECES HULLIGAN A TAILOR SPYING ON THE BRITISH FIBERNTMENT 

What Comes Next?: King George is ready 2 die 

Dear Theodosia: Lin wrote this song about his fucking dog 

Non-Stop: YOU WILL NEVER BE TO BE SATISFIED SATISFIED HISTORY HAS ITS EYES FO YOU WRITE LIKE SATISFIED NON STOP WHY DO YOU WRITE LIKE EYES 

What’d I Miss: daveed diggs bouncing around a stage 

Cabinet Battle #1: Sick beats 

Take A Break: Tbh I see Alex’s point like he would lose his fucking JOB why they both killing him don’t they love him smh 

Say No To This: ;))))))) jasmine ;)))) cephas ;)) jones is ;))) real good (*whispers and snaps* therres nothing like summer in the city) ;£)£ 

The Room Where It Happens: Burr just wants some friends he’s alone at lunch 

Schuyler Defeated: BITXH U THOUGHT 

Cabinet Battle #2: sick beats pt 2 ft Jeff awkwardly trying to pretend he’s not literally Lafayette 

Washington On Your Side: SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS (pigions) 

One Last Time: George just wants to go the fuck to sleep man let him live

I Know Him: Take the king to therapy 

The Adams Administration: The best part of this song was cut out how rude

We Know: I always forget this song like I don’t but I do also it’s joving 

Hurricane: Hamilton for a smart man ur such a fucking idiot 

The Reynolds Pamphlet: BITCH B I TCH WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU (never gon be president now) BI TFH 

Burn: time 4 tears!!!! Eliza I fucking warned you now go burn down a building

Blow Us All Away: Phillip what a sweet soul finally the happiness we need in this play and PHILLIP PHILLIP NO 

Stay Alive (reprise): Sept huit neuf bye bitch 

It’s Quiet Uptown: I’ve Creid Way too Many Fimes In Public 

The Election of 1800: LET Hamilton grieve JESUS fucking Christ also burr is smiling through the fucking pain 

Your Obidient Servent: 'Motherfucker!!!” “Motherfucker??” “Time 4 death" 

Best Of Wives and Best Of Women: This is a real good song shows that they equal 

The world Was Wide Enough: Teach me how to say goodbye riiiise up riiiise up eliZa my love take ur time (oh boy she did) 

Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: HOW MANY TEARS CAN I TEAR

i think the way you respond to “trapped in a cave/under debris with a transformer and you’re quickly running out of oxygen” scenes says a little bit about you

like, the way miko reacted really changed the way I saw her (and Bulkhead’s and her relationship) throughout the seasons.

I thought about it a lot and the bot I would be trapped with would definitely change the way I react? They’d all have the underlying tone of “I’m okay with dying with you right now, as long as you make it out okay,” but i might be more somber with, say, ratchet and prime/megs than I would be with, say Bumblebee/smokey

To the Four of Us (Part Twenty Five)

premise: modern AU chronicling the squad as they make their way through college and deal with general life things.
words: 2,803
warnings: death mentions, abuse mentions, swearing, i think that’s all but pls lemme know if I forgot something!
all chapters: x
tags: @heythereitsloey @anitheunicorn @newyorkyoucanbeanew @lafbagxette @justafangirlwithanavy @iamgrayfox @ordinaryornate @schuylerjoon @angelica-peggy-eliza @trashyperson101 @crazydragon15 @but-if-you-had-to-choose @geespilots @marvelous-hamilfan @mynameisalexanderhammyham @panda-powers @lafeyettegunsandships @schokoobananaa @allthegoodurlshavebeentaken @aphboi @hell-yes-puns-and-ships @aham-threw-his-shot-away @hesitantcat @nonstopspook @hamrevolution @writethewayout @alexander-did-you-know @allthegoodurlshavebeentaken @sun-tree @angelizaandpeggy @isis278 @idk-destiel @engulfedinstars @hamiltrashuniverse @ahrupe @just-me-an-asshole @readfizz @skeletonmelodies @gum-and-chips @iminwaytoomanyfandoms @hadleyelizabethuley @fictionalboyfriends
a/n: ur all gonna hate me lmfao bye

dedication: @sun-tree and @schokoobananaa for being like,,, art regulars??? I llove u both 


A funeral. Suits and ties and not knowing how to feel. Alexander had never been to one before, but he was pretty sure he wasn’t going to do well. As he buttoned his shirt, he watched John sit down on the hotel bed and aggressively yank on his dress pants.

John had been irritable all morning—snapping at Alexander, Hercules, and Lafayette, and only being minimally polite to George. Everyone treaded lightly; none of them were sure how to approach the situation. Even Alexander didn’t really know how John was feeling. Every time he’d attempted to pull him aside and talk to him, John would brush him off with a scowl. After that, Alexander made the executive decision to give him some space.

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bf!mark

• well how about bf!margarie to start off this blog :)
i mean hes alr my boyfriend um aHah
• so i wldnt do the confession part but i’ll do it in another post!!
• aNyWAYS everyone knows how mark wld make a great boyfie i mean LOOK AT HIM??
im tryna not to clutch my heart im in a public bus otw to sch rn and i shall not be a public nuisance
BUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN LIKE OH THE FLUFF
• anyways mark wld definitely 12471/10 will use you as his muse to write his songs
• he’d probably ask you to help him with writing lyrics too!
• “babe what rhymes with princess?”
• “uh idek mark, access? confess?”
• the moment he heard you say ‘confess’ he’d probably make the current song he was writing into a confession song oHOHO
• also whats life with mark or any nct memeber in general without getting teased by haechan amirite
OKAY IM LISTENinG TO CHERRY BOMB DJFJEJ
TAKE A FIST OR A STONE OR A GUNSHOT DOKHAEJYEOBEORIN NINE BADABWA CHERRY BOMB
•mhm yes im back
na na na nanana
• oKAY SO HAECHAN WLDNT LET MARK OR YOU LIVE
• he’d tease both of you to death when you come over to the dorms
• “oh loOK ITS MARKS LOVER IN THE HOUSE”
•mark why dont you treat me the same way you treat her >:(“
• but he’d still find the both of you rlly cute cuz >:D (you kno what i mean rite)
• and there comes the moms of the group as well aka dobunny and taeyong
• when ur ard the dorms and mark accidentally does smth stupid (but cute) taeyong wld probably be like
• “mark is going thru puberty i deeply apologise”
ring any bells? ;D
• doyoung and taeyong are definitely gonna treat you like one of their other 13 kids
•oKAY maybe not only them but hyung line wld
“____ have you eaten lunch yet? do you want food? do you want me to cook anything?” ~taeyong
yes taeyong pls i need my breakfast i havent eaten
• theyd probably coo (a lot) at the both of you when you guys spend time together at the dorms
• “MARK HYUNG AND ____ ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER OMG MY HEART SIGJEJF” ~chenle
• okay also i think mark wld be a pretty clingy bf?
• he’d probably lessen pda slightly when hes near the members cuz yall kno he tends to be awkward and sHY :“)
mY BABY DONT LIKE IT WHEN U COME AROUND
• mhm yes like hed probably just like to leave his arm on your shoulder or probably ard ur waist
hed like to keep a hand you at all times cuz hed wanna make sure all this was real
• also he’d a rlly considerate boyfie as well!!
• if you needed some space for a while he’d let you have but he’d make sure to talk with you about it to make sure that ur fine and doing well
• also i dont think you wld get into fight often with him cuz hes such!! an!! angel!!
• even if you do, he’d make sure that he would apologise first and bE PREPARED FOR A CUDDLE SESSION AFTER THAT
• not gonna elaborate on the cuddles but i can do it on another post ;)
• oh and the dates!
• i can definitely see him as a gentleman so yeah restaurant dates wld be a thing every fortnight
• oh yeah and yakno how oblivious he is sometimes
• when you surprise him on his birthday in the studio you’d see him frowning at the pieces of paper in front of him
• he DEFINITELY WILL be happy to see you but hed just stare at you in confusion like
• “why are you here??? whats with the cake??”
•and when you tell him why (while laughing like a dead seal) hed look at like ?>:D¿
• “waititsmybirthdaywhatwhatwhat”
• im actually running out of ideas but
all in all Mark Lee Minhyung will make good bf
• DHYFHTFF IM INTERNALLY DED
MARK WLD MAKE A GOOF BOYFIE MHM YEAH

• also im sorry if its rlly bad i havent written fics in almost two years ;-;