ur gonna be the death of me

Updated Request List
Requests:
  • Yoongi makeup sex smut
  • Daddy Seungcheol smut (he’s daddy af let’s be real)
  • shy/cute virgin!Woozi smut (you guys r gonna kill me but it’s gonna be a nice death)
  • JB fluff (about him having a bad day)
  • Vernon smut (about visiting and having your first time oooh)
  • a Seungkwan imagine (where ur singing at each other; so psyched for this one, it’s gonna be cute af)
  • a rly cute Woozi one (about him adiring u it’s gonna be BOMB)
  • Vernon shower smut  
  • slightly angsty fluff Vernon imagine about him dating a plus sized girl
  • jealous Vernon smut
  • Jun eating you out for the first time smut (ooooh)
  • Minghao trying to impress the girl he likes (maybe smut??)
  • husband!Vernon smut
  • ANYTHING for Wonwoo (so ambiguous I love it)
  • jealous!Mingyu smut
  • Jun/Jeonghan threesome (I am so ready and interested to explore this dynamic)
  • Minghao smut of literally any kind (the hilarity of getting this as a request you don’t understand)
  • Jeonghan smut with a thong and some kinky shit oo (yasss somebody requested BAE; like you don’t understand he was my first bias for this band this shit is gonna be tight)
  • something to satisfy Hoshi thirst (might combine this with the rough Hoshi request)
  • Vernon or Jeonghan first time oral
  • Meanie threesome (i was WAITING) (actually got a second req for this so I’m gonna combine them)
  • Wonwoo/Seunghceol threesome
  • Seungcheol and Mingyu threesome (damn guess who’s gettin flooded with threesome requests; what have i done)
  • Coups smut about him getting hot n bothered when you wear his shirts
  • Hoshi studying smut
  • making out w/ DK on the beach
  • Woozi/Suga threesome
  • Minghao smut
  • Suga Daddy kink/hate sex smut (that should be interesting)
  • kinky Minghao smut (and don’t worry, I won’t screenshot it, that request stays just between me and you anon)
  • boyfriend Hoshi being a goof 24/7 but has a fuckboy side that comes out to play (love this idea so much)
  • what Jungkook is like in bed (ayoo these are getting requested so much might turn this into a series)
  • kinky Wonwoo smut
  • Vernon smut based on Wet The Bed by Chris Brown (of all the fucking songs this song makes me burst out laughing every time I hear it dear god)
  • Vernon oral sex smut
  • BTS x plus-sized girl headcanons (aka Big Booty Better Thighs with BTS)
  • seungcheol 69 smut
  • rough Vernon with dirty talk
  • Scoups smut
  • Jimin Hogwarts AU (fluffy) (and so it goes…)
  • Bambam smut
  • lazy morning sex with Taehyung
  • (insert member of seventeen) likes you but you don’t understand the cultural differences in dating for Koreans when he tries to show it
  • Seulgi x female reader smut - probably Hogwarts AU (CAN YOU HEAR ME GASPING FOR BREATH OMG I’M DYING?????)
  • Mingyu blowjob smut
  • Woozi shower smut
  • Yugyeom mommy kink smut (not emotionally prepared for this bruh)
  • Jeonghan fluff
  • Vernon bath sex
  • overstimulation with Mingyu imagine
  • Vernon or Jeonghan Hogwarts au smut
  • Church Oppa part 2 (highly requested)
  • Taehyung and Jimin threesome
  • Seventeen Divergent au (read that so long ago - kind of excited for this??)
  • Wonwoo “mouth is important for rappers” smut (hehe)
  • Vernon oral smut (getting so many of these requests I’m probably just gonna combine them)
  • Vernon eating a girl out under a desk (already getting ideas about this???)
  • cute little soccer au prompt with Amber
  • one of the cute little aus with Coups
  • Woozi as a vampire
  • Gryffindor Hoshi x Ravenclaw reader smut (waaaay too pumped about this)
  • Joshua hogwarts au smut (hogwarts au smut aaall around)
  • Joshua beyonce karoke au
  • Jeonghan x plus sized girl lingerie smut
  • Jeonghan best friend first kiss fluff
  • 95 line foursome for birthday anon
  • Wonwoo teacher x student smut  
  • leo from vixx
  • hufflepuff reader x jun or joshua hogwarts au
  • TOP daddy smut
  • Dino smut (can’t wait for all the hate messages i’m gonna get after this whoo)
  • Hoshi fluff
  • Suga fluff
  • Hogwarts Red Velvet headcanons (I am TRASH and so ready for this)
  • Hogwarts f(x) headcanons (don’t even make me cry)
  • Joshua/Minghao threesome
  • Wonwoo angst/romance/smut
  • ot13 + reader smut (this is the big one… this is anarchy… I’m gonna have to prepare for this one… doomsday…)
  • taehyung sexy dancing/idol reader smut
  • woozi’s girlfriend attempts suicide and he is called to the hospital; he blames himself for working too much (i know this is a very sensitive topic and i will treat it with all the humility that i can, because i know it’s important to write about stuff like this)
  • soonchan threesome (pretty sure you can hear me screaming from where ever you are)
  • Jihoon pegging smut (I’m dying inside but I can’t wait for this)
  • Hogwarts AU - 95 line all having a crush on and fighting over Hufflepuff reader (possible smut)
  • Hoshi x Suga x Woozi smut (gonna call this the blonde squad, cause they all look hottest with their hair at that shade of bright bleach blonde and ahhh) (also pretty sure the request meant a foursome with reader if the person who requested this sees this and that’s not the case pls lemme know thanks)
  • Luhan smut
  • polyamorous relationship with Seulgi and Amber (this is gonna be so fucking lit)
  • youngjae smut (he’s been lookin so damn fine lately)
  • Daddy Seungcheol/Jihoon threesome (i can’t breathe)
  • performance unit practice room smut (woooow)
  • Hoshi x plus sized reader smut
  • Michael x ravenclaw reader smut (hogwarts au) (…is this? a 5sos request?? someone remembered i vaguely write for them???)
  • what Vernon would be like as a room mate (headcanons)
  • Dino smut about him and reader being cute confused virgins (yasssss)
  • Dino movie smut (just saying if my boyfriend tried to finger me under a blanket with other people around there would be fucking consequences for his horny ass)
  • sub!Dino smut
  • fluffy first time Yugyeom smut
  • Seungcheol imagine where a sex scene comes on tv??
  • Dino noona smut (it was bound to fucking happen)
  • Yoongi angst fic about him dating a plus-sized girl
  • dom Hoshi smut (with Oppa kink)
  • Glenn and Amber apocalypse au (the request said crack but I am going to take this very very serious cause they are my baaaaaes)
  • “homewrecker” jeoncheol x reader - you’re in a relationship with one of the boys and there is a alot of cheating that ends in a threesome (so so pumped for this)
  • Hoshi smut based off of Jam Jam
  • Woozi bondage smut
  • female reader x irene smut (yasss more girl smuts)
  • Soonyoung/Jihoon threesome
  • rough voyeuristic mark got7 smut
  • fluffy fuckboy jimin
  • vernon pegging smut
  • jogin and yifan + a plus sized girl (maybe headcanons? the request wasn’t too specific??)
  • dom!dino smut
  • vernon blow job smut
  • Vernon/Minghao threesome (interesting)
  • Hoshi x Ravenclaw reader (a possible continuation of the Woozi Hogwarts AU)
  • Hoshi or Coups angst where they have a dream where you die
  • Hoshi imagine where you’re anxious about making an important decision and he comfort you
  • Wendy smut based off of Light Me Up (yassss)
  • Hoshi smut where you make him jealous by dancing sexy with another member
  • Jun smut with idol reader and extreme fanboy/fansite admin Jun (with Jun being the submissive) (juicy)
  • Wonwoo fluff based off the MV for AOA’s Heart Attack (love that MV so much)
  • dirty talk Vernon smut
  • continuation of the Woozi Hogwarts AU
  • something similar to “I Think We’re Alone Now” for Woozi
  • Vernon makeup sex smut
  • hot Joshua smut
  • teacher Joshua smut
  • “what would Vernon be like in bed?” headcanons
  • (another request for a meanie threesome)
  • jealous Coups smut

Non-Requested/My Own Ideas:

  • Vernon/Woozi threesome (two of my top three it had to happen at some point)
  • a smut with mah boy Jisoo and some spanking (I’m not even gonna pretend to be pure anymore)
  • The 12 Movie Oneshots, as an extension of the movie preference, listed as follows:
  • Seungcheol High School AU Movie
  • Jeonghan 20’s or 60’s Crime Drama/Thriller Movie
  • Joshua Zombie Apocalypse Movie
  • Jun Vampire Movie
  • Hoshi Feel Good Summer Movie
  • Wonwoo Werewolf Movie
  • Woozi Fantasy Movie
  • DK Superhero Movie
  • Mingyu Grunge Film
  • Seungkwan and Vernon Buddy Cop Movie
  • Dino Chosen One Story
  • Maze Runner au (cause there’s so damn many of the svt boys pls fight me on this)
  • a Coups scenario inspired by his scene in Mansae
  • a svt first kiss preference
  • a Michael oneshot inspired by “Style” by Taylor Swift
  • a 5sos first kiss preference that I started 10 yrs ago and never finished
  • something 5sos inspired by “Fast In My Car” by Paramore
  • something with Grace from Degrassi (cause she bae)
  • a native english speaking idol acidentially bumps into Suga backstage at KBS music bank and calls him “Daddy” under her breath, thinking he didn’t hear her; a couple of weeks later has a collab project with BTS and is dancing with them, and falls, he catches her and says “Don’t worry, Daddy’s got you.” aka best fic ideas come to you in the shower
  • something inspired by the Run MV
  • BTS Suckerpunch AU
  • Daddy Jeonghan smut (just bc I fucking can)
  • what kind of snapchats Seventeen would send you (been looking at waaay too many snapchat edits lately and wiiish i could make them but i’m gonna write this anyway haha)
  • Battle Royale AU (it’s happening)
  • Fire and Ice (has a title and i’ll keep the content a secret for now)
  • China line threesome (cause China line is friendship goals and it had to happen at some point like rly)

u know what i love the most about jack wilder

he’s a street kid, that’s p much a given. he’s a thief, a pickpocket, a burglar, a street hustler. he can fight like hell and defend himself against two fbi agents and have you see his getaway driving? the guy also rocks a leather jacket every time he’s not on stage, gets the Death card when he’s called in. if u see him walk past with a scrape ur just gonna assume there’s another guy out there who is currently registering to er

but the second he opens his mouth

purest, sweetest fucking cinnamon roll ever to cinnamon roll

ATTENTION ALL MARKIPLIER FANS!!

Hey everyone! After watching Marks new video Thank You and seeing he reached 12 mil i want to do a HUGE video. Not just one l those “oh thanks” but a video where you say what you really wanna say, show him ANY fanart, show him anything youve made, and just be gracious for him.

REQUIREMENTS
-if your under 14 PLEASE get a parents permission
-please have the video 10-20 seconds long, sorry theres gonna be a lot of people i bet.
-DO NOT INCLUDE- ANYTHING about shipping, Daniels death, sexual content, hate or fanfictions
-PLEASE INCLUDE- thank yous, APPROPRIATE fanart. your perfered first name, state/province/other (then ur message)

WHEN SHOULD YOU HAVE IT BY?
April 1st please!!

WHERE SHOULD I SEND MY VIDEO?
To gottagofangurl@gmail.com

ANY QUESTIONS? Send me asks or PM me :)

Please send the word to make this successful!

Thanks :)
-Danny

Seventeen Reaction To You Stealing Their Sweets

Requested by @mingyxwonwoo :  Hey can u do a reaction of seventeen when u steal their ice cream/ sweet ??? Ur post are golden 💕💕💕


S.coups:

Originally posted by scoupstv

“Give it back it’s mine!” *cute, pouty Seungcheol appears*

Jeonghan:

Originally posted by koraenpop

“I don’t want to start anything but if you don’t give my candy back…” *starts 3-hour long rant*

Joshua:

Originally posted by pledisseventeen

“You took my food? That’s okay, I’ll take yours instead”

Jun:

Originally posted by infinitblaq

“Excuse me? Did I say you could take that?” *sassy Jun*

Hoshi:

Originally posted by cosmic-lala-latte

*becomes a pouty puppy*

Wonwoo:

Originally posted by leelchan

*death stares you until you give it back”

Woozi:

Originally posted by grown-man-woozi

“You’re gonna regret that”

Mingyu:

Originally posted by littlemingyu

“I’ll buy you all this food if you give me back my candy?” 

DK:

Originally posted by joshwooa

*rethinks all life choices up to this point*

The8:

Originally posted by mountean

*Tries to distract you by showing you cool hand movements*

Seungkwan:

Originally posted by cosmic-lala-latte

“I knew I shouldn’t have left my candy out for everyone to see”

Vernon:

Originally posted by saysvteen

*gif*

Dino:

Originally posted by gyuhan-17

“If you don’t give me back my candy…*gif”

the death penalty infuriates me. it makes no fucking sense, unless ur gonna give lethal injection to every single murderer then what’s the point? it’s like a randomized game of chance. if you think about it, what the U.S is essentially doing is locking up all offenders in jail as punishment but then picking a select few for a kick-it-up-a-notch level of punishment. it’s like putting a bunch of hamsters that kill into one room but then picking a few to kill to prove what? killing is wrong? nice way of justifying it, the U.S government takes another L

Request List/Upcoming Fics

(this is disorganized as fuck and might not get updated as much as i’d like, but here ya go) 

The follow is a list of titles/partial description of fanfics/imagines that I’m going to be working on/posting soon:

Requests:

  • Yoongi makeup sex smut
  • Daddy Seungcheol smut (he’s daddy af let’s be real)
  • shy/cute virgin!Woozi smut (you guys r gonna kill me but it’s gonna be a nice death)
  • JB fluff (about him having a bad day)
  • Vernon smut (about visiting and having your first time oooh)
  • a Seungkwan imagine (where ur singing at each other; so psyched for this one, it’s gonna be cute af)
  • a rly cute Woozi one (about him adiring u it’s gonna be BOMB)
  • Vernon shower smut  
  • slightly angsty fluff Vernon imagine about him dating a plus sized girl
  • jealous Vernon smut
  • Jun eating you out for the first time smut (ooooh)
  • Minghao trying to impress the girl he likes (maybe smut??)
  • sub!Vernon smut (I’m so ready for this you guys aren’t even prepared for how horrible and tainted this one is gonna be like I’m gonna fuck you guys and myself up hardcore)
  • husband!Vernon smut
  • ANYTHING for Wonwoo (so ambiguous I love it)
  • jealous!Mingyu smut
  • Jun/Jeonghan threesome (I am so ready and interested to explore this dynamic)
  • Amber from f(x) smut (MY TIME HAS COME no pun intended)  
  • Minghao smut of literally any kind (the hilarity of getting this as a request you don’t understand)
  • Jeonghan smut with a thong and some kinky shit oo (yasss somebody requested BAE; like you don’t understand he was my first bias for this band this shit is gonna be tight)
  • something to satisfy Hoshi thirst (might combine this with the rough Hoshi request)
  • Vernon or Jeonghan first time oral
  • Meanie threesome (i was WAITING) (actually got a second req for this so I’m gonna combine them)
  • Wonwoo/Seunghceol threesome
  • Seungcheol and Mingyu threesome (damn guess who’s gettin flooded with threesome requests; what have i done)
  • Coups smut about him getting hot n bothered when you wear his shirts
  • Hoshi studying smut
  • making out w/ DK on the beach
  • Woozi/Suga threesome
  • Minghao smut
  • Suga Daddy kink/hate sex smut (that should be interesting)
  • kinky Minghao smut (and don’t worry, I won’t screenshot it, that request stays just between me and you anon)
  • boyfriend Hoshi being a goof 24/7 but has a fuckboy side that comes out to play (love this idea so much)
  • how Woozi would be in bed (headcanons)
  • what Jungkook is like in bed (ayoo these are getting requested so much might turn this into a series)
  • kinky Wonwoo smut
  • Vernon smut based on Wet The Bed by Chris Brown (of all the fucking songs this song makes me burst out laughing every time I hear it dear god)
  • Vernon oral sex smut
  • BTS x plus-sized girl headcanons (aka Big Booty Better Thighs with BTS)
  • seungcheol 69 smut
  • rough Vernon with dirty talk
  • Scoups smut
  • Jimin Hogwarts AU (fluffy) (and so it goes…)
  • Bambam smut
  • lazy morning sex with Taehyung
  • (insert member of seventeen) likes you but you don’t understand the cultural differences in dating for Koreans when he tries to show it
  • Seulgi x female reader smut - probably Hogwarts AU (CAN YOU HEAR ME GASPING FOR BREATH OMG I’M DYING?????)
  • Mingyu blowjob smut
  • Woozi shower smut
  • Yugyeom mommy kink smut (not emotionally prepared for this bruh)
  • Jeonghan fluff
  • Vernon bath sex
  • overstimulation with Mingyu imagine
  • Vernon or Jeonghan Hogwarts au smut
  • Church Oppa part 2 (highly requested)
  • Taehyung and Jimin threesome
  • Seventeen Divergent au (read that so long ago - kind of excited for this??)
  • Wonwoo “mouth is important for rappers” smut (hehe)
  • Vernon oral smut (getting so many of these requests I’m probably just gonna combine them)
  • Vernon eating a girl out under a desk (already getting ideas about this???)
  • cute little soccer au prompt with Amber
  • one of the cute little aus with Coups
  • Woozi as a vampire
  • Gryffindor Hoshi x Ravenclaw reader smut (waaaay too pumped about this)
  • Joshua hogwarts au smut (hogwarts au smut aaall around)
  • Joshua beyonce karoke au
  • Jeonghan x plus sized girl lingerie smut
  • Jeonghan best friend first kiss fluff
  • 95 line foursome for birthday anon
  • Wonwoo teacher x student smut  
  • leo from vixx
  • hufflepuff reader x jun or joshua hogwarts au
  • TOP daddy smut
  • Dino smut (can’t wait for all the hate messages i’m gonna get after this whoo)
  • Hoshi fluff
  • Suga fluff
  • Hogwarts Red Velvet headcanons (I am TRASH and so ready for this)
  • Hogwarts f(x) headcanons (don’t even make me cry)
  • Joshua/Minghao threesome
  • Wonwoo angst/romance/smut
  • ot13 + reader smut (this is the big one… this is anarchy… I’m gonna have to prepare for this one… doomsday…)
  • taehyung sexy dancing/idol reader smut
  • woozi’s girlfriend attempts suicide and he is called to the hospital; he blames himself for working too much (i know this is a very sensitive topic and i will treat it with all the humility that i can, because i know it’s important to write about stuff like this)
  • soonchan threesome (pretty sure you can hear me screaming from where ever you are)
  • Jihoon pegging smut (I’m dying inside but I can’t wait for this)
  • Hogwarts AU - 95 line all having a crush on and fighting over Hufflepuff reader (possible smut)
  • Hoshi x Suga x Woozi smut (gonna call this the blonde squad, cause they all look hottest with their hair at that shade of bright bleach blonde and ahhh) (also pretty sure the request meant a foursome with reader if the person who requested this sees this and that’s not the case pls lemme know thanks)
  • Luhan smut
  • polyamorous relationship with Seulgi and Amber (this is gonna be so fucking lit)
  • youngjae smut (he’s been lookin so damn fine lately)
  • Daddy Seungcheol/Jihoon threesome (i can’t breathe)
  • performance unit practice room smut (woooow)
  • Hoshi x plus sized reader smut
  • Michael x ravenclaw reader smut (hogwarts au) (…is this? a 5sos request?? someone remembered i vaguely write for them???)
  • what Vernon would be like as a room mate (headcanons)
  • Dino smut about him and reader being cute confused virgins (yasssss)
  • Dino movie smut (just saying if my boyfriend tried to finger me under a blanket with other people around there would be fucking consequences for his horny ass)
  • sub!Dino smut
  • fluffy first time Yugyeom smut
  • Seungcheol imagine where a sex scene comes on tv??
  • Dino noona smut (it was bound to fucking happen)

I did this because I like for people to know their requests have been received, and this is where they end up before they get written.

Non-Requested/My Own Ideas:

  • Vernon/Woozi threesome (two of my top three it had to happen at some point)
  • a smut with mah boy Jisoo and some spanking (I’m not even gonna pretend to be pure anymore)
  • SOMETHING inspired by MAMA bc goddammit suits
  • A Dino imagine (where he gets rly pissed about being “too young” to do certain things - it’s bout to get real political up in here)
  • The 12 Movie Oneshots, as an extension of the movie preference, listed as follows:
  • Seungcheol High School AU Movie
  • Jeonghan 20’s or 60’s Crime Drama/Thriller Movie
  • Joshua Zombie Apocalypse Movie
  • Jun Vampire Movie
  • Hoshi Feel Good Summer Movie
  • Wonwoo Werewolf Movie
  • Woozi Fantasy Movie
  • DK Superhero Movie
  • Mingyu Grunge Film
  • Seungkwan and Vernon Buddy Cop Movie
  • Dino Chosen One Story
  • Maze Runner au (cause there’s so damn many of the svt boys pls fight me on this)
  • a Coups scenario inspired by his scene in Mansae
  • a svt first kiss preference
  • a Michael oneshot inspired by “Style” by Taylor Swift
  • a 5sos first kiss preference that I started 10 yrs ago and never finished
  • something 5sos inspired by “Fast In My Car” by Paramore
  • something with Grace from Degrassi (cause she bae)
  • a native english speaking idol acidentially bumps into Suga backstage at KBS music bank and calls him “Daddy” under her breath, thinking he didn’t hear her; a couple of weeks later has a collab project with BTS and is dancing with them, and falls, he catches her and says “Don’t worry, Daddy’s got you.” aka best fic ideas come to you in the shower
  • something inspired by the Run MV
  • BTS Suckerpunch AU
  • Daddy Jeonghan smut (just bc I fucking can)
  • what kind of snapchats Seventeen would send you (been looking at waaay too many snapchat edits lately and wiiish i could make them but i’m gonna write this anyway haha)
  • Battle Royale AU (it’s happening)
  • Fire and Ice (has a title and i’ll keep the content a secret for now)
  • China line threesome (cause China line is frienship goals and it had to happen at some point like rly)

These ones are more ideas that I got from having conversations with people or ideas that randomly popped into my head that I knew I would have to write at some point.

Note: they will not be posted in this order.

  • brain:hey i bet you steve’s gonna die
  • me:stop it
  • brain:bucky’s gonna be so depressed
  • me:seriously brain stop
  • brain:he just got his memories back too
  • brain:that’s gonna suck so bad right
  • me:
  • brain:I mean
  • brain:he spent all those years brainwashed, having to kill against his will so he’s probably already feeling guilty for taking so many lives
  • brain:and if steve dies while trying to protect bucky he’s 100% gonna blame himself for it
  • brain:he’ll be the cause of the most important person in his life’s death and he’s never gonna forgive himself
  • me:hey brain hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don’t mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn’t that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy…
[REQUEST] How would seventeen react to you sitting in their lap while they r having a boner?


oh mah gawd u nasty ALDFJDLAFA


Jeonghan:

*thinking about your death while he can’t move*

-this bitch…..-

Originally posted by cosmic-lala-latte


Hoshi:

*thinking about HIS death while he can’t move*

Originally posted by joshuahonq


Woozi:

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON’T U DARE TO DO IT”

Originally posted by rninghao

Dino:

*while u move ur hips*

“Noooooo-n-n-nooo, don’ttttttttttttttttt”

Originally posted by jackseunie


DK:

*don’t want to believe in real life*

Originally posted by rebelcoups

Seungkwan:

*i fucking hate you*


Wonwoo:

Originally posted by jeonlyu

Mingyu:

*whispering on your ear*

“you’re such a coward, just wait for me”

Originally posted by mountean

Joshua:

“holy shit gurl, control yourself” *hits you with the bible*

Originally posted by seventeendiamonds17


Vernon:

“Oh, so that’s how we gonna play, bitch? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

Originally posted by a-castle-of-dreams


S.coups:

*Shy but actually he’s LOVING IT*

Originally posted by saysvteen

Jun:

*cries in chinese language*

Originally posted by infinitblaq


The8: *in his own world trying to ignore you*

Originally posted by meowminghao

“I’m literally this close to death, dude. This close. I’m gonna be a fucking popsicle in the next five minutes - I’ve literally never been this cold before. Not once in my life have I ever been this cold. I’m gonna lose a toe - I’m gonna lose five toes. Hell, maybe I’ll lose all ten. You’ll visit me in the hospital when I’m dying of exposure, right?”

Why INTJ's are Great

As requested by @i–n–t–j on anon who thinks nobody can tell it’s her

1. Fix ur problems bc hiss don’t cry it’s okay to make the fix :)
2. They make u do things when ur like “nah no things that I want to do” they’re like “do a thing it’s good”
3. “There’s gonna be a world war in ten years I just know it” well there you go now we can be prepared for death so why worry what would we do without the INTJs
4. Sometimes they are nice to me because I am quiet
5. Funny sarcasm that is often rude so I hit u

160914 08:24. i’m finally back to school! after 2 weeks of not going cuz $$$!! am i gonna regret posting this at school time? probably. pretend that i follow stereotype schools that start at 08:30 instead of 07:30 death o’clock. catching up on my schoolwork so i’m taking notes on the chapter pdf for the foundation of economics (yet again: how is economics simultaneously so boring yet interesting????)

ur probably quite bored with the constant appearance of my fading sticker and keyboard. i am too. probably should’ve captured the screen too i can’t tho since my teacher would probably notice me weirdly taking a picture of my schoolwork

anonymous asked:

rav what's ur fave oliver reed movies

Omg so rn I’ve only seen like 18 movies of his I’m working my way through his whole filmography. I haven’t seen some of his obvious famous performances like Paranoiac, Oliver, Castaway, etc so bear w me…. And I’m not gonna say Gladiator because I hate that fukin movie and Ollie’s barely even in it and they had to CGI his face in unfinished scenes after he drank himself to death lol. So:

- The Devils (1971) I say a lot of movies are my top 10 but I’ve seen this movie like 5 times I mean it when I say I love The Devils. Ollie’s performance as the martyr/pervert priest Father Grandier is just… Truly a triumph he even said himself this was his fav of his own performances. plus Ken Russell is one of my fave directors this movie will scar u for lyf it’s v disturbing but I highly recommend

- Women in Love (1969) I saw this movie a long time ago and it’s due for a rewatch but I remember I was like 15 and watching it on DVD and the scene where Ollie was nude wrestling Alan Bates came on and I had to frikin turn the TV off when my parents walked by rip… Anyways good movie lads it’s sexi and aesthetically beaut another Ken Russell masterpiece

- Tommy (1975) more Ken Russell without him what would Oliva’s career be.. In this Ollie is like some weirdo dad and he sings too it’s so funny this is one of my fav musicals

- Burnt Offerings (1976) such a good horror see it if u liked The Shining (fun trivia: He called Jack Nicholson a balding midget). there’s like this beautifully filmed scene where Ollie is relaxing in the sun and drinking beer and he looks so good what a lad

- The Brood (1979) scary David Cronenberg shite Ollie plays a fukt up shrink the movie opens with him berating a patient for being a wimp it’s hilarious

- The Triple Echo (1972) this movie is so tragic I love it.. he plays a jerk sergeant Ollie channelled his real life experience as a military officer (in the army he just yelled at dudes or checked their bhole for crabs lmfao) for this role

reading about a culture who celebrates death with dancing and favorite foods and happiness and it reminds me why people in our culture are so scared of death. when u think of death u think of mourning and funerals and misery, which will obviously make u scared. instead of mourning death they celebrate the life. i would be a lot less fearful of death if i knew my loved ones were gonna have a banga and play all my favorite music. just saying. usa u are doing it wrong. ur doing it way wrong.

so the tai reunion is coming up and here’s some shit i threw together about mike carden, rhythm guitarist for and a founding member of tai
  • strangled sisky over a bowl of applejacks
  • didn’t wash his hair for like 3 years
  • a man
  • a mystery
  • he screamt
  • his eyes cant stay one colour and it pisses me off
  • could have joined fall out boy but didnt
  • met william beckett at a fucking death cab for cutie concert
  • took the 5 dollars dan lipski put in sisky’s bunk on the honda civic tour
  • almost killed jon walker over a bet to see if he could swim across a pond
  • THIS IMAGE
  • also this one
  • hit sisky in the eye with a bottle of tonic water
  • there are lots of photos of him in bed??
  • there’s a picture of him in a speedo floating around
  • he used to be/still is a swimmer

like im gonna be an old man one day im gonna be an old man with 15 grandkids and theyre gonna be like “grandpa get off ur computer” or whatever technology we have in the future. i plan on being frozen for 150 years just to see lightsabers become a reality. but anyway my grandkids are gonna be begging me to play with them but im gonna still be livid about trans representation. im gonna tell my grandkids horror stories about these shit movies like “once upon a time a cis person……..made money off the deaths of trans people!!! shakes my flashlight around the room” and my grandkids are goign to be scared to death

thingo

tagged by @allevallie

- How old are you? 

15

- Current job/Dream job?

lol idk I have no direction

- What are you talented at?

uh.. i guess art and cello stuff.. 

- What’s a big goal you are working towards?

not being a garbage person

- What is your aesthetic?

Uh.. I like lots of orange things.. yea.. jupiter is good too

- Do you collect anything? 

Rocks and stuff.. my dad is gonna take me to a rock store @ one point 

- What’s a topic you are always up to talk about?
eh

- What’s a pet peeve of yours?
when people get all up in ur space

- Good advice to give?
lol who u think i am

- Recommend three songs
Radiohead - Bodysnatchers
Andrew Bird - Near death experience experience
Andrew Jackson Jihad - Survival Song

tag people…… @tomiyeee @fcucko