ur being cute dont do that

oc art meme

(bc i felt like making my own) send a character & a number and i’ll draw them—

  1. in a onesie
  2. in a different character’s outfit
  3. on vacation
  4. dressed for success
  5. dancing
  6. right after they wake up in the morning
  7. in clothes that are way too small/big for them
  8. crying/laughing/[other expressive emotion]
  9. recreating a meme of ur choice lol
  10. reacting to a haunted house
  11. in a flower crown
  12. snapchatting
  13. trying to woo their crush/lover
  14. BEING wooed by their lover
  15. doing very cute sappy romantic things with their lover
  16. posing for a high school prom photo
  17. taking a sick day
  18. dressed for a wedding
  19. as a kid
  20. as a parent
  21. (if applicable) as a different rpg class/race than they are
  22. trying to provoke a goose and failing
  23. in a harry potter/college/coffeeshop/etc au
  24. in [some other suggested outfit or scenario]

feel free 2 add anything else that strikes yr fancy

ravbaegel  asked:

Not sure if this has been requested... but a Ravi ver for friends to lovers please!! I love ur style of writing it's so fun and easy to read!

a couple of people req’d him so here he is!!
find leo (here) , ken (here) & hyuk (here)

  • you meet ravi thanks to your job, which is at a local animal shelter 
  • you work the night shift because some of the sick animals need 24/7 monitoring and ever so often at like 2 am you’ll see this guy ,,,,,, looking in through the window ,,,,,, at the puppies 
  • and he doesn’t look,,,,dangerous or anything he justs looks,,,,,,Sad
  • and one night u open the door with caution and ur like “um,,,,are you ok?” and the guy is like “o-oh sorry,,,,i must seem like a creep,,,,,” and ur like no nothing creepy about looking at puppies sadly. we all do it but,,,,,it’s the third time this week so-
  • and the guy chuckles but it’s ,,,, not like a happy one and he’s like “i work into the night and i ,,, never get to see dogs anymore because i dont go out during the day,,,,,i kinda want one but i dont think i could do it u know”
  • and ur like ??? be a good pet owner and he’s like yeah,,,,
  • and ur like “well,,,,,it all comes down to how much u love the animal. they’re like kids. if u arent scared of the commitment,,,,why not?”
  • and the guy looks at you,,,,slightly surprised probably because ur talking to him at 2am and ur also like not yelling at him to leave but suddenly there’s a slightly goofy smile on his face and he’s like,,,ur right,,,
  • and he says he has to go
  • and ur like ??? ok well???? we have some cute puppies here in case ur interested and he nods and like a week later he’s back,,,,,this time not at 2am he’s there at working hours and adopts a lil pup
  • which u dont even know till ur back on ur shift and he’s back and he’s like “i got a puppy,,,,,,please help me figure out what to do now”
  • basically what im saying is u bond with ravi over him visiting u at ur night shift with 24324 questions about being a good dog dad
  • and at some point,,,,,just to keep u company and stuff 
  • u even exchange numbers and ravi sends u like a billion pics of the puppy he got,,,,affectionately named butt and sometimes a blurry pic of him chasing his friend ken who keeps saying he’s going to steal butt for himself
  • and ravi,,,,,,is cute,,,,,with his tall figure,,,,slightly tired looking eyes,,,but bright smile and goofy grin,,,,,,,,,,,,,deep mature voice,,,,,,,ok ok we are getting of track here
  • but u think he’s so silly but so committed and sweet and at some point ur kinda,,,,,,like,,,,,,thinking of asking him on a date but ur also like,,,,this is a friendship,,,,,we aren’t even THAT close,,,,,and it’s probably awkward 
  • but u get a text one day and its a picture of butt in a little dog tuxedo and u jokingly text ‘is he getting ready for date night?’
  • and ravi responds with ‘yep! he just needs a date!’ 
  • and u laugh and ur like ‘i know a yorkshire terrier that might be available LOL’
  • but ravi goes ‘hmm,,,no i think butt prefers someone else. he has a crush!’
  • for a second ur like ??? maybe ravi’s neighbor has a cute puppy too??? but then u get a second text and it’s ‘actually,,,,,butt and i both have a crush,,,,’
  • it feels like ur stomach is sinking because oh,,,does ravi like some dog owner or something??? since he said him and butt
  • but then,,,,,there’s a shy text that goes ‘so,,,,me or butt?’
  • and ur like wait wait wait,,,,,,,,,,,does that mean??????? im ravis crush?????
  • u stare down at ur phone and ur like,,,,,,,,no way,,,,,but,,,,,what??????
  • before u reply there’s another text that sounds exactly like ravi: ‘u don’t have to say yes or anything or choose if i made this weird im really sorry,,,,,,,,’
  • and ur like ‘no!!! it’s not ,,,,it’s just???? do u like me???’
  • for a moment there’s no typing bubble but when it pops of it isn’t there for long because the answer is simple 
  • ‘yes’
  • and ur gripping ur phone,,,the smile on ur face is a mixture of happiness but also nervousness and u go,,,, ‘ok,,,,,but,,,,,,,,,i like both u and butt? can i have a 2-in-1 deal????’
  • and ravi sends a picture of him holding butt up,,,pressing his cheek to his pets and he’s like ‘deal!! first date,,,,,,,the dog park?’ 
  • u giggle but tbh it sounds just perfect 

anonymous asked:

Do you have any tips for like self care or anything related?

  • COCONUT OIL
  • if u shave use coconut oil/coconut oil & brown sugar scrub
  • if u dont shave COCONUT OIL it makes ur pubes/body hair soft
  • use oatmeal & lavender in a bath!! its soothing and relieves dry/itchy skin
  • get a bar of natural soap and wash your face w/ it regularly, do a coconut oil face routine every other day!! (apply coco oil on face, leave 10 min, wipe off with warm to hot washcloth)
  • google diy face masks
  • set ME DAYS and dedicate it to taking care of urself
  • use baking soda as a mouth wash
  • DRINK A LOT OF WATER
  • eat what makes you happy AND healthy!! balance that shit out
  • write down ur feelings, idc where, anon me ur feelings, write in a cute ass journal, toilet paper, leaves IT DOESNT MATTER just write shit out, you dont even have to be poetic or creative or anything, be cheesy, be angry, get all that toxic shit out and let it go
  • CRY dont be afraid to
  • embrace ur feelings, all of them. but dont let them stay longer then necessary
  • watch tutorials about things u wish u were better at!!!
  • try something new every week
  • STOP gossiping/judging in negative forms/being rude for NO reason
  • embrace your “flaws”, think/talk about how much you love them until u do!!
  • print (or buy) adult coloring pages (or kids, whatever you prefer)
  • write urself sticky notes and leave them places, write stuff u tend to forget
  • try breathing exercises
  • stretch a lot!!
  • meditate
  • make ur bed
  • build a fort
  • re-arrange ur room/living spaces
chensung!skinship headcanons
  • HAND HOLDING
  • DONT FIGHT ME ON THIS
  • they hold hands so much it’s almost impractical
  • CHENLE THE TYPE TO TEACH JISUNG PIANO AND HAVE HIS HANDS OVER JISUNG’S AND IT’S A REALLY SHITTY TEACHING TECHNIQUE BUT IT’S CUTE AS FUCK (creds to @flawlessjeno wonk wink )
  • chenle definitely makes the first move
  • he’ll grab jisung’s hand 24/7 and just hold it forever
  • it’s impractical but chenle honestly couldnt care less
  • chenle the type to drag jisung around
  • jisung the type to be dragged around willingly bc it means that chenle will hug him afterwards
  • we’ve all seen chenle throw that tantrum when he couldnt get his rameN AND IT WAS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD
  • everytime he throws a smol tantrum park jisung is there 2 save the day !!!!!!!
  • gives chenle a kiss on the forehead and lets him sit on his lap until chenle becomes less salty
  • jisung has to kiss him every few seconds so chenle doesnt get wound up again
  • chenle acts like he’s still salty when he’s not so jisung keeps him on his lap
  • and jisung knows but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (coughs creds to @flawlessjeno )
  • jisung !!!! wraps !!!!!! his arms !!!!!!!!!!! around chenle when he sits on his lap !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bc he’s so tiny and jisung has 2 protect him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • he becomes 2 flustered to think of anything besides jisung (●´ω`●)
  • chenle likes to plop down on jisung’s lap and go on his phone and ignore everyone for 50 years
  • like oop there’s no seat?? nOooooOoOOo PROBLEM I HAVE JISUNG
  • jisung has this overwhelming urge to like protect chenle 24/7 so he always has his arm around him if theyre not holding hands
  • HUGSHUGSHUGSHUGSHUGSHUGS
  • chenle,,,,,,,, just falls,,,,,,,, into jisung’s arms,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • and chenle just !!!!!!!!!!!! drowns in him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • chenle is so smol and jisung is so tol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • chenle has to tippy toe to wrap his arms around jisung’s neck im jS
  • this isnt kinda skinship-y but jisung is vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv protective over chenle
  • and loves likes it when chenle wears his jackets and hoodies and sweaters and clothES IN GENERALLY
  • BC CHENLE JUST DROWNS IN HIS CLOTHES AND HAS SWEATER PAWS
  • THAT MAKE JISUNG’S HEART GO !!!!!!!!!!!!! SDFJBFSHDBDNLS AND THEN JISUNG REFUSES TO LET GO OF CHENLE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
  • jisung the type to bury his face in chenle’s neck when chenle’s sitting on his lap
  • JISUNG THE TYPE TO PEPPER KISSES ALL OVER CHENLE’S FACE AND GET SHY ABOUT IT
  • CHENLE THE TYPE TO KISS THE SHIT OUT OF JISUNG AND PRETEND LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
  • ive mentioned this previously but like
  • whenever they have lil sleepovers, chenle just clings onto jisung like a koala bear and jisung just freezes up bc he doesnt know what to do
  • !!! sometimes !!!!!!!! chenle sneaks over to jisung’s room and sleeps with him 
  • and whenever he does, jisung’s usually really sleepy and just out of it
  • and whenever he’s really tired and doesnt fully know what’s going on, he hugs chenle like he’s a lil teddy bear and they just fall asleep like that
  • forehead and cheek kisses !!!!!!
  • JISUNG KISSES CHENLE’S HEAD WHEN THEYRE HUGGING BC HE ALMOST TOWERS OVER CHENLE (ALSO CREDS TO @flawlessjeno )
  • kisses on the lip are a rare thing
  • only happens if chenle’s feeling spicy™️️ 
  • jisung the type to squish chenle’s cheeks bc he looks like a lil puffer fish 
  • jisung !!!! the type !!!!! to !!!!!!! hold chenle’s face !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when they kiss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • backhugs from chenle !!!!!!!
  • chenle can barely see over jisung’s shoulder but that is a-ok !
  • chenle likes kissing a pouty jisung
  • pouty jisung only occurs when he gets jealous
  • which is like whenever someone gets 2 close to chenle
  • JEALOUS JISUNG IS A MAD JISUNG
  • BUT IT’S A CUTE MAD
  • AND CHENLE WOULD GET MAD BACK
  • pouting chensung that makes everyone feel weird bc maknae line is no longer sunshine
  • whenever jisung ignores chenle, chenle throws tantrums to get his attention
  • and sometimes jisung just drags chenle onto his lap without thinking bc he’s so used to it and they just make up because of that
  • but other times jisung has like 1% willpower and continues to ignore chenle
  • which makes chenle cry
  • and then jisung has to hug him and put him on his lap and tell him how much he loves him until chenle stops crying
  • chenle probably sniffles a lil after he stops crying which makES JISUNG STOP BREATHING
  • jisung the type to kiss chenle after every sniffle
  • chenle the type to sniffle just so jisung would kiss him
  • JISUNG THE TYPE TO KISS CHENLE’S TEARS AWAY EVEN THO THEY MAKE JISUNG’S LIPS TASTE REALLY SALTY HE DOES IT STILL BC HE KNOWS CHENLE LOVES CHEESY STUFF LIKE THAT
  • sleepy hugs!!!
  • whenever chenle is tired out of his mind and about to pass out, he’ll drape himself over jisung and jisung will just hug him until he falls asleep
  • and whenever jisung’s tired as fuck, he’ll lean against chenle and chenle will throw his arm around him and just kiss his temple and just aH MY HEART
  • sleepy !!!! k i s s e s !!!!!!!!
  • jisung will give chenle lazy forehead kisses that chenle treasures more than he’d like to admit
  • sleepy hugs consist of jisung burying his face into chenle’s neck and chenle drawing random patterns and shapes on jisung’s back
  • c u d d l i n g
  • cuddling rarely happens bc it’s usually one sided (coughs aka chenle hugging onto jisung like a koala bear like i said earlier)
  • but sometimes jisung just really wants to cuddle his bf and just be able to kiss him and tell him how cute he is every 3 seconds and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • jisung’s favourite way to kiss chenle is when he wakes up really early accidentally and chenle’s still in his arms
  • and he’s asleep like a lil baby
  • and jisung plays a game called ‘how many times can i kiss chenle’s cheek before he wakes up’
  • i am melting (●´ω`●)
  • chenle the type to melt under any sort of affection ??
  • like jisung will be hugging him and he’d just melt into his arms and just forget the world for a bit and jisung just goes ?????
  • chenle !!! doesnt let go !!!! of hugs after !!!!! jisung lets go !!!!!!!
  • chenle’s entire body just relaxes after jisung hugs him
  • like the first time chenle just melted into jisung, he freaked out 
  • bc !!!! HIS BALL OF SUNSHINE JUST MELTED INTO HIM AND HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO
  • sometimes jisung will be playing like league or overwatch or w/e and chenle will just sneak up to him and plop down on his lap
  • bc then jisung will go “CHENLE I JUST D I E D
  • HE JUST O N E S H O T M E
  • I GOT D E L E T E D
  • MY TEAMMATES ARE ALL FLAMING ME HOW COULD U DO THIS TO ME”
  • and chenle just finds that so cute so he’ll be like “i had nowhere else to sit (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧”
  • “THE COUCH IS EMPTY EVERYONE IS OUT FOR DINNER”
  • “i dont see any couches idek what ur talking about (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ”
  • “STOP BEING SUCH A SUNSHINE AND LET ME FARM”
  • and then chenle ends up clinging onto jisung for dear life as he witnesses jisung die multiple times which ends up in jisung throwing a tantrum
  • how the tables have tabled ??
  • “CHENLE YOUR ARMS ARE COVERING MY EYES I CANT SEE WHAT IM DOING CANT YOU CLING ONTO MY WAIST INSTEAD”
  • “your neck is more comfortable”
  • “WHAT DO YOU M E A N”
  • in all honesty jisung loves chenle more than any video game
  • especially more than fucking league of fucking legends that awful piece of shit game why cant i fucking uninstall it ive been playing this goddamn awful game since season 5 and i still have it on my laptop+desktop and i played it like yesterday and it’s made me want to kermit so many times fuck that game im so fucking angry just typing this
  • chenle is smol enough for jisung to just pick up and run i just hope u know that

anonymous asked:

headcannons for richie dating a short reader n just loving them v much pls

Originally posted by richiertozier

  • the short jokes dont stop and they wont stop
  • having the bEST hugs bc your so smol and u just loveeee being wrapped in his arms
  • everything you do is so cute to richie
  • ESPECIALLY when you need to get things from high places
  • richie always carrying you around
  • LOTS OF PIGGY BACKS
  • you are like the best person to cuddle
  • he’s always the big spoon
  • richie being the small spoon would be so cute, you would just wrap your arms and legs around his torso
  • you always borrowing his clothes and just lets it happen cos he finds it so cute when u look like ur drowning in his clothes
  • as smol as you are, you have the biggest heart and richie loves that
  • him using you as an arm rest when you guys are standing up
  • and you giving him a lil’ slap in result
  • OKAY BUT DO U KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING IS
  • WHEN YOU GUYS KISS AND HE HAS TO LEAN DOWN AND U STAND ON UR TIPPY TOES 
  • you may be tiny but you have the energy of a puppy and most of the time even richie can’t keep up
  • he would protect you from anything and everything (even tho you’re capable of looking after yourself)
  • all jokes aside he loves you so so so much
  • sometimes you get a bit insecure abt ur height, only for him to tell u that u are perfect
  • perfect in every way
  • and that he feels so lucky to have you
Voltron Dream Daddies

OKAY so i spent way too long thinking about this but who cares we’re doing it, a couple of people seemed interested at least n thats reason enough for me lmao

dream daddy if u haven’t seen it is a new game (not released yet) where u play as a dad and date different dads, and i couldn’t stop myself from making a voltron au bc i have no self control, so voltron dream daddy au here we go!

right first up, we got the obvious Dad Shiro™

do i even need to explain?? buff daddy shiro af okay, 10/10, lift me over ur shoulder n carry me dad

then we got mr fancy but actual sweetheart Dad Lance™

baking n cute stuff w his kids? doing sick kickflips? dislikes when people dont get along? fashion hoe & disgusted w cros? LANCE so damn lance 

now here we have bad boy Dad Keith™

knife loving, cryptid hunting, leather wearing & emotionally stunted edge boi? hElla keitH

next up is best boy Dad Hunk™

taking his kids out n having fun, doing cute hearts in stuff he makes for people, & being slightly uncomfortable and anxious sometimes? beautiful hunk confirmed 

i thought why not just do everyone, so have a Dad Pidge™ (gender regardless, this is just for the au)

intellectual, yup, appreciative of books & book adaptations, check, against “cool dude” vape kids, lmfao pidge aint having ur shit, defo fits 

now we got ultimate i dont want to be out-dadded Dad Coran™

ur a fool if u dont think coran’s gonna brag about his kids, he loves all animals, corgis included, & wants to be best dad,, like do u see how much he looks after everyone?? no one can beat this dad

just gonna add this in real quick, but dad lance and dad keith would have such a great dynamic as well, just imagine their interactions, lance is so clean and neat and into his beauty, then u got dirty n rough keith out all night on his cryptid hunts and lookin like a mess 

like here’s some fancy dad n cryptid trash dad fanart that just screamed klance to me: https://twitter.com/Smalls2233/status/880969400492359681

also bonus lance dad art bc honestly, he channels lance so strongly just look at him: https://twitter.com/CubbPrince/status/879739316976537600

there’s an additional dad that hasn’t been revealed yet, the goth dad, & im still unsure what i’ll do with him at this point but we’ll see lmao

honestly dream daddy just looks so fun and i love that it exists,, plus they seemed to fit the voltron crew pretty well and im weak for aus- this is all i have so far, but feel free to add ur own thoughts or hcs! 

mommmmmmm viserion has gotten weird since he lost his wings and legs we cant take it anymore 

hes all over my face mom tell him to stop

viserion your brothers dont enjoy being used as couches or headrests it is impolite and unbecoming for the a son of the unburnt queen of the andals, the rhoynar and the first men, queen of meereen, lady of dragonstone, khaleesi of–

*pppffffft* mother yes we know please stop

mom hes doing it again tell him to stop

no im cute i can do as i please behold my glorious face u mortals 

boys ur being dramatic 

mom ur not even looking mom hes literally lying on our heads mom tell him to stop 

nct dream ☆ arcade date hcs! ☆

sO i recently went to an arcade for the first time with my friends and !!! i had so much fun i decided to write this hNG enjoy (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧


mark

  • u guys don’t really go to the arcade often 
  • most of ur dates consist of study dates, cute coffee dates, or just lazy cuddle dates where u two stay at the nct dorms
  • bUt sometimes u wanna feel yOuNg and arcades are always stupidly fun 
  • u two probably go to an arcade that’s meant for younger kids and cheat at all the games bc ur bigger than the average 5 year old (hopefully)

Keep reading

I hate when i see a gifset of bambam lookin damn good and ppl going like ‘omg he actually looks fine here’ as if the binch don’t be on point 24/7….like keep ur backhanded bullshit, he fine when he’s dabbing OR sitting down doing nothin….its not some conditional shit, he just Is??? or gifsets of jackson being cute and ppl being like ‘oh now i cant take him seriously in his sexiness’ like??? binch bye why do yall do that shit??? Kskdndkdkdj i rlly want some answers out here bc to me…sexiness is not some flat one dimensional lemme grip my dicc and grind on this floor kind of quality….like what r u saying lmao

5

okay but listen to me for a second yall

(they totally got busted later for not doing what they were supposed to; Todoroki was embarrassed, Midoriya was beyond embarrassed, Iida was ashamed, and Uraraka was… well, she was unabashed at the most)

Jealous! au - Wooseok

Hey guys! It’s been a while! College is difficult and very time consuming (as a lot of you know) but I finally finished something for once! This scenario kinda seems all over the place cuz I was inspired by multiple things, but couldnt fully elaborate on just one. Nonethless, I hope you enjoy it :)

Originally posted by yeo1

(god i miss wooseok so much and this gif has a bf feel im dead)

  • Ok so lets just jump into this u and wooseok are a new couple
  • Like lets just say about a month there’s some substance there but not what it could be
  • How yall met was actually a funny story
  • (not important to the actual plot but let me live im inspired)
  • Ok so u guys met when u both were checking out at a convenience store, u were behind him in line
  • And u know hes tall af so ur like looking up like wtf whose mans is this why he so tall
  • And he just feels someone looking at him so he looks back and see u just looking up at him with a half puzzled half annoyed expression
  • So being the piece of shit that he is he decides to mock ur expression which makes you shook
  • You didnt realize that 1 you were making that face and 2 you were making that face at a very cute boy
  • And so ur first reaction is to just laugh and say “sorry I didnt realize i looked that ugly looking at you”
  • And his response is “ugly? I thought it was pretty cute”
  • Now both of yall are shocked u cuz wow is he just super nice or a fuckboy and him because wtf did he just say why did he say it out loud
  • So his cheeks get really red and based on that u decide hes just super nice and you give him your number instantly lol
  • U basically force him to take it but its ok he couldn’t say no
  • So u guys have an instant attraction which starts it all lmao
  • Ok so now to the actual plot
  • So u guys dont live together yet cuz that would be weird & he got pentagon
  • But he still is at ur apartment a lot so u guys do a lot of the long-time couple things like going to the grocery store together
  • And yall lazy af so these count as dates cuz then afterwards u cook something and watch a movie lol
  • Anyways so u and wooseok at the store being cute af you’re pushing the cart and hes holding the cart behind you trapping you and thats how yall walking cuz you’re embarrassing
  • And so yall are just walking through the aisles just shopping and picking out things to buy and he stops you for a second and grabs a certain snack and is like “i havent had these in forever! I didnt even know they sold them anymore!”
  • And without thinking you just say, “my ex used to love those so much. He would wipe out stores when they came back in stock he spent so much money on them.” and ofc youre laughing while youre saying this because its a funny memory theyre fucking snacks
  • And wooseok just stops, shoves the box back in its spot, and is just muttering, “nope. Were not having flashbacks. Not today.” while he’s gets back in his position behind u and pushes you away from them lol
  • So u decide to make this a game because its fun to mess with wooseok
  • Whenever he is about to pick up something you just mention something about your ex lol
  • Like wooseok reaches for milk? You instantly say “thats the kind he liked. Never drank any other kind”
  • and wooseok gives you a look cuz he knows what you’re doing but still ends up picking a different kind lol
  • Then when yall get to the eggs you pipe up “he lovedddd eggs”
  • And hes like “r u fucking kidding me. We need eggs tho…”
  • And is being dramatic af looking at u and the eggs deciding what he should do
  • And ur trying to hard to not laugh and ur like “wooseok just get the eggs”
  • But hes still fighting with himself lmao
  • So ur just like “we need them…if it makes you feel any better i’ll start thinking of you when i see eggs…”
  • And that has his attention and as he grabs them he’s like “why?”
  • “Because you look like an egg”
  • And he gives u an annoyed look but u know he’s secretly grateful lol
  • And after placing the eggs in the cart he returns behind you, kisses you on the cheek, and stays quiet lol
  • So weeks pass and you think the situation has blown over you basically forgot it happen
  • And wooseok doesn’t hold grudges, but he never forgets lmao
  • So u guys are just making breakfast one morning
  • And I would say wooseok would jokingly pretend to hold a grudge
  • So out of nowhere he will pipe up and be like “my ex used to make eggs soooooo well”
  • And youre just like “do they wanna come over and make them for us then? We both know I cant cook”
  • And his jaw basically drops on the floor and hes like “…youre…not jealous?”
  • So youre like “what? Why would i be?”
  • And hes childishly like “this is similar to the market incident…”
  • So youre like “oH…are you talking about when we bought these eggs that my ex used to love oh so much”
  • And hes like “sTOP” so 2 for you, 0 for wooseok hes not good at making you jealous lol
  • So ofc sometimes pentagon are gonna see this in action and be concerned…like are they in love or do they actually hate each other? Why do they constantly insult each other? Lmao
  • So one time u and wooseok are ruthless when insulting each other and some mentions of exes are brought up just to joke with each other
  • But ofc pentagon dont notice this theyre dumb and dont understand relationships obvs (jk u and wooseok just confusing and childish)
  • And so as u guys are at each other throats and play fighting yeo one is like “hey, Y/N can I talk to you for a moment?”
  • And youre like “sure?” and follow him out of the room
  • And hes just like “is everything ok?”
  • “What do you mean”
  • And he takes a deep breath and hes like “just so you know if things with you and wooseok arent going well I’m on your side and I’m here for you”
  • And ur problematic af and ur just like “oh really? Thanks for letting me know :)”
  • So u go back in the room with wooseok and tell him what he said and after being slightly offended he goes along with ur plan to prank pentagon
  • So at dinner you all are eating around the table and casually youre just like “hey guys wooseok and I are fighting without any context whose side would you be on?”
  • And instead of throwing themselves under the bus theyre all like “oh no tell us whats going on whats wrong”
  • And wooseok is just like “answer the question”
  • But ofc everyone is still shook and just trying to get answers and ur dramatic ass *improvised* plan is to pretend to start crying and start walking out the door
  • Moments later wooseok comes to you and yall are giggling like idiots thinking u fooled them and made pentagon feel guilty
  • So he brings u in acting like you made up and youre done crying
  • And pentagon all of a sudden start clapping and are like “Woo! You should be an actress Y/N!”
  • And you hear shinwon quietly shade you by saying “you should work on the crying tho….”
  • And yours and wooseoks faces fall and youre both like “you guys knew?”
  • And hui is just like “if the crying didnt give it away, the obnoxious giggling in the next room did”
  • And e’dawn is just like “yall aint slick”
  • And trying to defend your ass you’re like “well u guys should feel guilty yeo one actually said he would be on my side”
  • And everyone is shook and he’s trying to frantically explain himself
  • While all of this chaos is ensuing, wooseok wraps his arms around you from behind and mutters “just remember I’m the more attractive boy always on your side”
  • And in moments like these you cant insult him its not possible hes so loveable so u just cuddle him back
  • Therefore jealous wooseok is rare but joking idiot wooseok isnt

@ yall who keep saying im a pedo for having this username or some shit

1- im younger than keith so like. if u wanna accuse me of anything, u shouldnt be using That Particular Term. if ur gonna be petty at least get ur terms right and maybe Learn a little about the person u want to be petty towards
2- i took this username way before any ages were announced. like WAY before. originally my username was going to be either “shirosock” or “keithmobile” so my intentions were literally nothing to do with sexualization of a minor 
3- its not particularly sexualization. i didnt take this url with the implication “oh this is so cute bc its sexualizing keith!!” like dude. u dont need to have sex to own underwear. seriously. 
4- i like the idea of keith being not straight (as a not straight mlm myself) and having feminine qualities and aspects and therefore some “feminine” clothing, which, in this case, includes cute undergarments! because they are cute and he is cute and deserves nice things for himself
5- you all REALLY try too hard to make everything seem problematic. like usually i am totally one for fixing whatever mistakes i have made, and i like to be educated so i dont make those mistakes. but in this case this is rly ridiculous. you’re judging a person’s account by the URL before even looking at the blog itself because you’re entitled, and believe you know what is right and wrong before even clicking on the content and situation of the admin. christ, im hardly even active on here anymore and yet apparently I am an active threat in multiple ways according to this fanbase and I hardly DO ANYTHING. it’s amazing like idk how to even run a blog in this fanbase withOUT it being deemed problematic in some way. really I’m hardly on here, and I don’t even express my opinions too often on here anymore, and I try my damn best to understand and be educated of actual issues, but this is just petty entitlement and I’m really tired of seeing it every time I log into this account. real issues exist in the world other than a minor’s fucking view and characterization of a fictional character. if you’d like to call out what is problematic, do so for those actual issues. im really damn tired

anonymous asked:

tbh i dont get why ur so popular? i mean yes you can be cute sometimes and you take nice photos but thats it- other than that, none... ur just very mediocre and normal and boring and sometimes u sound fake... and then thats the peak of everything. i just dont get it. do you get why?

tbh…. i dont get how some people could have the audacity to be so mean? i mean, being nice… is literally so easy?? and it does not require screaming and increased stress levels and having a heavy heart. it’s just that… cant we all just subscribe to genuine kindness? :(

Dating Rap Monster(Namjoon) Would be like

I AM READY AND WILLING TO B R E AK ADMIN TRICY WITH THIS NAMJOON IS HER ULT BIAS AND I AM SO PREPARED TO DESTROY HER WITH THIS AHAHAHAH also i’m kinda sad bc this is the END OF THE BOYFRIEND BTS SERIES AHH i feel kinda empty inside but dont worry i have plenty of ideas to fill me up again muahaha! keep an eye out for some GOT7 stuff and possibly another bts series out soon~ Please please pl e a s e send me ideas or prompts for reactions and also long series like this!!!!

  • oh my god this man 
  • Tricey loves him and so do i
  • he’s such a low key meme like he’s not on the level of Tae and Hobi and of cOURSE THE MASTER HIMSELF JEON JUNGKOOK BUT STILL
  • he’s a Shy Meme
  • and i know it sounds weird like the words Namjoon and Shy do not go together v well bUT IN ACTUALITY HES A SMOL TOL
  • he has the capability to be v v sweet and loving but sometimes he just ends up 
  • daddy??
  • like not even trying like he’s ACTIVELY trying to make ur date night nice and romantic but lmao he spills red wine on ur outfit and he almost cries so he takes u home and then helps u get out of ur stained clothes ;D
  • on the topic of disaster 
  • you keep extras of almost everything at your house
  • or at the very least, you have a large stock of glue and duct tape 
  • lots of band aids 
  • going to eXTREME LENGTHS TO NAMJOON PROOF YOUR APARTMENT 
  • like literally bubble wrap everything important to you bc if not it will get broken in .2 seconds when he comes over
  • being very tempted to bubble wrap him when he goes anywhere
  • he is to blame whenever anything around your house breaks
  • do u remember when people would go “thanks obama” when things went wrong? 
  • its kinda like that like ugh ur tv isn’t working ur remote is broken ur microwave is on the fritz and he doesn’t even have to be in the same country hell he could be on the moon but ur like…..naMJO O OOONNNNN
  • you are constantly getting calls from Jin telling you that Namjoon did __ to himself and they’re currently getting it checked out
  • the first few times you freaked out but then after like the 3 time in a 2 week span you got used to it like ugh again?? i’ll be there in a lil bit
  • Kim Daily 
  • you being the one to take those Kim Daily pictures
  • sometimes ur like??Namjoon WHAT are you wearing? (flashbacks to him in the Baepsae dance practice lol)
  • ITS FASHION JAGI DONT U KNOW
  • yeah okay whatever makes u happy babe
  • you then start planning his outfits for him most of the time
  • takes tho u sands of selfies w u
  • gets ‘mad’ if u ruin the selfie by making a dumb face 
  • he gets v v flustered if you kiss his cheek when taking a selfie its very cute please do this OFTEN
  • he tries to do ageyo to get on your good side when he breaks something v valuable to u or if he forgets an important date but ur like…please stop okay oka ok alright ur forgive just please…stop
  • he would try s o hard to be normal the first few times u went out but then u make a bad joke and suddenly the gloves are off and you now have Dorky Namjoon on ur hands 100% of the time
  • he can get v v serious at really random times
  • like you’re getting ice cream together and laughing at something the maknae line did that day and suddenly he’s not laughing and he’s looking you dead in the eyes its kinda terrifying 
  • and he’s like “for what purpose were we put on this earth why are we here what is the meaning of our existence”
  • and ur like??? okay?
  • “well currently our purpose is to get ice cream so like, i’m not gonna defy destiny lol”
  • he loves any answer you give him like he knows he can give really weird questions often but you tae him seriously even if your answers are goofy
  • he’s bad at expressing his thoughts in a coherent manner 
  • he loves having u on his lap like wh o a 
  • he’ll try to be cute and pull you on his lap when ur having a movie night but he ends up spilling ur drink lol
  • u sit on his lap after u clean it up bc it makes him s o happy
  • he loves to just lay in bed and watch you sleep especially when he can’t sleep for some reason or another it sounds creepy i know but
  • he just loves u so much and you’re his biggest source of inspiration to him 
  • so sometimes you’ll wake up at 3 am bc he was missing from ur bed and you walk into the kitchen and find him sitting at the table in his sleeping pants and a small snack next to him
  • he moved out there bc he didn’t want to disturb ur sleep but you have a hard time sleeping without him bc he’s v v warm and comfy to lay on
  • (even if he snores like a freaking pug)
  • he turned the lamp on so that he could write properly and he looks so handsome with the light hitting his face just right and the look of concentration he has, and he’s humming ever so slightly and his beautiful skin is glowing, highlighting his bare chest and reflecting off of the little highlights in his messy hair and its such a beautiful moment you feel blessed to witness and you walk up behind him and slide your arms around his neck in a loose hug
  • and he’s a little startled bc he thought you were asleep and he was in his own lil world
  • so he scoots his chair out a lil and you plop urself into his lap and he holds your waist, gently rubbing the bare skin under your sleep shirt (that happens to be one of his shirts) and his forehead is resting on the junction between your neck and your shoulder, his warm breath fanning the skin there and giving you goosebumps 
  • and you’re running your hands through his fluffy hair and you scratch his scalp with your fingernails and he gives this deep m o a n and suddenly his lips are gently working on your neck and he looks up at you with this sleepy/aroused look in his eyes and he slides his hands up your ribs and you are g o n e
  •  LEADING INTO THAT THEN 
  • SIN TIME MY LOVES U KNOW ITS GONNA BE LONG THIS IS NAMJOON WE R TALKING ABOUTT
  • we all know he has that weird converse fetish going on 
  • you wear his “ideal type” shirt, short shorts( bc namjoon is a bOOTY MAN AND I WILL SAY THAT UNTIL MY DEATH) and red converse 
  • and you make the mistake of wearing that to visit the boys at practice and he drags u out into a closet and u have to wear his hoodie back to the room bc ur neck is destroyed 
  • obvs the boys make fun of u but namjoon shuts that shit down bc at least he’s actually getting some lmao
  • please call him daddy at least once 
  • he loves it
  • he is SUCH A DOMMM JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OKAY
  • you wear the converse in bed for his birthday and you legit couldn’t walk for the next 2 days lol
  • he loves light BDSM like blindfolds handcuffs ropes toys spanking oh holy shIT HE LOVES IT
  • dirty talk man. lots of it. 
  • you call him daddy when u want something from him and immediately he will get it for u no matter what
  • he’s someone who needs u to help take care of his morning problem almost every morning
  • not quite as adventurous as Hobi in the, sex everywhere thing, just bc he loves to hear your voice when you have sex okay he wants u to be vocal af 
  • loves to see you in lingerie of any kind. can be lace, velvet, silk, anything. He especially loves it if you wear white, since its such an innocent and pure color, it really gets him off to see you enjoying such dirty things while looking like an angel.
  • D E E P MOANS MAN THEY GOT ME FUCKED UP ALRIGHT
  • he’s not super DUPER vocal, except for praising you and dirty talk, especially if you’re going down on him, you better expect a LOT of talking from his end
  • however, he is a deep moaner/ groaning and grunter. I mean, that deep silky voice of his is  just a telltale for the kinds of moans he has.
  • he likes to whisper dirty things in your ear when you’re in public and you have to resist the urge to punch him in the dick bc not now namjoon you caNNOT AFFORD TO BE SHOOK IN PUBLIC LIKE THAT
  • FUCK ME UP MAN NAMJOON HAS ME FU C K E D U P DONT TOUCH ME
  • help me I’m such a sinner
  • sometimes he gets into this weird headspace like yoongi does, maybe its an artist thing but 
  • he sort of closes himself off a little bit when he’s stressed and maybe confused about his feelings for you bc its nice to date someone and like them but its v different when you’re dating someone and you LOVE them yknow?
  • and you would get a little worried but you figured his silence was bc of an upcoming comeback or he was having trouble with a song, and it wasn’t unusual that as the leader of BTS sometimes he had to put them before you, and you understood that, but after the 3rd week of not hearing anything from him, and him ghosting your texts and calls, you text Jin
  • who says that Namjoon is sorting through some things and it’s better if you come over and ask him about it in person
  • and Namjoon doesn’t really realize that he’s avoiding you or hurting you like to him it’s perfectly natural to close yourself off from others so that you’re not distracted or effected by their presence when you make a serious decision
  • but when you confront him with tears in your eyes, wondering if this silence is his way of cutting himself off from you in order to make it easier to break up with you, he realizes that that’s not a healthy way to think things through
  • and the very last thing he wanted to do was to see you here in front of him with your eyes watering and your hands are full of crushed glass that is your heart, and as always he’s responsible for breaking and ruining everything 
  • and he panics and tells you that no he never wants to break up with you because he loves you and he just wasn’t sure how to handle it bc he’s never had a serious love like this before and it honestly scared him how much he had fallen for you and how he needed you like air but he didn’t realize that you needed him just as much as he needed you and that you were suffocating without him
  • and he’s rambling so you cut him off with a salty kiss and he didn’t realize he was crying too until you’re holding his face in your hands wiping them away and as his eyes become less clouded by tears he sees you with tear tracks stained onto your face and you look tired and broken down but there’s such a love in your eyes 
  • and to him it just clicks that even tho he’s treated you so terribly you still love him bc forgiveness should be that easy, and you SHOULD be mad at him but you love him and you’re such a better person then he is for forgiving him so easily
  • and you just tell him he’s an idiot and that he better treat you extra nice for making you worry about him like that 
  • and he gives a watery laugh and tells you that if you’d just marry him already then you’d never have to worry about him again
  • and you tell him that would never happen, he hurts himself too much for you not to worry, but you say yes, and namjoon knows that you’ll always be together to glue glass hearts together again forever.

fuck my asshole RIP IN PEACE @ MYSELF AND ALSO TRICEY i feel like this one is so long?? send help i am crying

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Dating Jin

WOULD INCLUDE

- “Call me your Charmander”

- fridge is always full of food

- home-made food

- fast food

- chinese food

- every kind of food just to make you two happy

- his cute singing while cooking

- you beeing full of his food and trying to escape another plate what hes giving u

- “U NEED TO EAT”

- waking up to fresh toasts with eggs orange juice and amazing Jin in front of u

- backhugs

- lifting u up like ur the lightest thing in whole world and carrying to bed

- his chin on ur head while hes hugging u

- him rubbing your cheeks every time when youre blushing and giving u small kiss

- cute kisses on ur forehead

- small kisses when youre sleeping

- long and deep kisses when he knows that he wouldnt be able to see you for a long time

- kissing ur tiny tiny hands bcs ur his princess

- givin you small kiss when he comes home very late and youre sleeping

- him cutely laughing bcs of your cuteness when you sleep

- buying u bed sheets with Disney princesses

- his Mario everywhere where you look at

- like rly Mario here Mario there Mario in the kitchem Mario in the bathroom Mario near ur toilet

- MARIO

- adult dates

- fancy restaurants

- you complaining that those restaurants are too expensive

- “Did you forget who is your amazing boyfriend”

- everyday presents

- everyday flowers

- everyday dose of pure handsomness just for you for free

- you struggeling bcs of your hair bcs his hair is always perfect like wtf man u human?

- you complimenting him all the time bcs you r dying inside

- him stopping you from your complimenting bcs hes actually not that confident

- his smol dance moves when hes happy

- him being one big cheese

- cheesy gestures

- cheesy lines from his favourite movies

- his cheesy cheesy confessions

- “Every time, when i’m buying you flowers I think how beautiful they are but when I give them to you they look just like grass compared to your beauty”

- you actually liking that cheesiness

- dreamy talking about future

- talking about family with 2 or 3 kids

- big house big cars and big rings

- you two struggeling what puppy to buy

- that one or that one or that one

- buying all three cute puppies

- him buying you XXXXXXL t-shirt

- taking on this XXXXXXL t-shirt and making you to slip in to make you two sleep tight to each other

- him planning date on rainy days just to make you go under the rain and kiss like in movie

- him being happy how easily you can play with other members

- him being happy but jealous

- him being very jealous princess bcs wtf u his girlfriend u should give him more attention

- him being macho af when some guy is around you

- him being just very overprotective

- “If smthng happens you can call me, if you will see some strange people just run away, dont talk to strangers and… should i just go with you”

- him proudly taking your hands whenever someone is around to make them see how beautiful is his girl

- him playing with you like youre smol puppy

- tickles and rubs you while laughing bcs oml u so cute

- patting on your head

- him always talking for hours with his mom on mobile

- suddenly his talking with his mom becomes your talking with his mom for hours

- parental locking on your tv bcs u r still too innocent for him to see adult content there

- his eyes watching you sometimes like hes ur dad bcs hes just too afraid of seeing u hurted

- parental talking with you before your first sex

- “I think I need some joint nutrition or smthng”

- you tired of making him remember that hes just 23 yo

- his tight hugging you while you sleep

- no place on your bed bcs of his assbroad shoulders

- his face in every mirror at morning bcs he just need to be perfect

- him having more clothes than you 

- you stealing his clothes bcs hes having too much

- him being very giggly and cute when he see you in his hoodie bcs its too big for you

- long walks by seaside

- him taking you overarm when you dont want to walk anymore

- him being sometimes too vigilant and distrustful about your relationship

- you being mad at him bcs of that

- him doing the cheesiest type of reconciliation like roses and chocolate and candles everywhere on the floor of your house

- you still angry at him complaining about that mess and who will clean it up

- “Us… we, together”

- cute pet names

- cute pastry names

- “Just not in front of guys pls”

- calling him as your sweet cinnamon apple pie roll in front of guys

- you being scolded bcs of that

- you being scolded bcs ur trying to seduce him in public places

- “I know i’m one of the strangest human under the sun but i love you”


Dating Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Namjoon | Jimin | Taehyung | Jungkook

Master list

OT5; something like good communication; PG-13

that group chat aesthetic with no real plot

also tw for like discussions of mental illness nd whatnot

✨Minho✨: I can literally hear every word of Jonghyun begging them to go harder :x
taem: maybe dont be in the bedroom right next to the one theyre fucking in then

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zeldaanimelover  asked:

Maybe draw a cute pool date with Boombox? Like Lucio teaching Junkrat to swim or something? (I just want my frog husband shirtless tbh)

the beach is always fun until seaweed touches ur leg once

anonymous asked:

I saw ur writing but wanst sure if you took requests or not:) whenever youre not busy can you do: D&S holding hands, kissing(anywhere but lips), always having physical contact, clothes sharing, flirting, calling each other cute nicknames, being protective(getting jealous)& always being there for the other. Someone asks if theyre dating and they blush and get awkward and shy cause they dont think the other wants a relationship but they really do and they finally make it official? Fluff is my life

Okay I tried my best here… 

Five Times Derek and Stiles Touched ‘Platonically’ and the First Time They Didn’t

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“Are you trying to tell me that you, Derek Hale, king of the leather jacket, black jeans, and brooding, wants to buy pastel curtains for your industrial loft?” Stiles asked with a laugh as they walked through Target.

“Maybe I want some color in my life,” Derek said with a deadpan look on his face as he reached around Stiles to grab the soft mint curtains and tossed them in the cart.

“Who would have thought that you’re actually a person and not a robot under that perfect body,” Stiles said, patting Derek on the chest in a totally friendly and not at all flirty way.

“Shut up Stiles,” Derek said gruffly, but his ears burned a little pink at the compliment and the touch.  Stiles took his hand off Derek’s chest and continued to push the cart. “I also need a new shower curtain.”

“I bet they have some nice pastel pink ones,” Stiles said with a laugh, pushing the cart toward the bath section.

Derek shook his head and nudged Stiles’ shoulder, “Come on we have to hurry or else we’ll be late to Scott’s for the pack meeting.”

Stiles grabbed a bright pink shower curtain and Derek plucked it out of his hands, then threw a set that had whales on it into the cart and Stiles grinned. “Nice,” he said, running his hands over the curtains and shower curtain.

Derek squeezed the back of Stiles’ neck and Stiles leaned into the touch before he said, “Come on then, let’s get out of here.”

They made it to the pack meeting right on time and squeezed next to each other on the love seat, Stiles leg thrown haphazardly over Derek’s thigh.  Neither of them said anything about the way the contact felt like electricity.

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