uptown girl this is for you!!

“The Teacups was the only ride they’d let me on by myself. I got on it and started spinning myself round and round. I feel like I’m still there, spinning round and round and round, and the ride won’t stop, and I won’t dare get off. You were right, Ray. I am scared. But you’re scared, too.”

Uptown girls (2003) dir. Boaz Yakin

The memes of 2015

(N.B. The months below offer only a loose means to put the memes in rough chronological order. Some memes may have started earlier, but Meme Documentation just aims to give a rough outline as to when the memes became popular.)

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

The Dead Ladies Club

“Ladies die in childbed. No one sings songs about them.”

The Dead Ladies Club is a term I invented** circa 2012 to describe the pantheon of undeveloped female characters in ASOIAF from the generation or so before the story began

It is a term that carries with it inherent criticisms of ASOIAF, which this post will address, in an essay in nine parts. The first, second, and third parts of this essay define the term in detail. Subsequent sections examine how these women were written and why this aspect of ASOIAF merits criticism, exploring the pervasiveness of the dead mothers trope in fiction, the excessive use of sexual violence in writing these women, and the differences in GRRM’s portrayals of male sacrifice versus female sacrifice in the narrative. 

To conclude, I assert that the manner in which these women were written undermines GRRM’s thesis, and ASOIAF – a series I consider to be one of the greatest works of modern fantasy – is poorer because of it. 

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Old love songs for the signs

I was going through a playlist that I made for my boyfriend with all of our favourite classics and decided to try and apply some of the songs to the zodiac signs. 

Be sure to check your Sun, Moon, and Venus.

Aries: 

  • Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name (”You promised me heaven and put me through hell”, “you’re a loaded gun”, strong and unmatched love)
  • KISS - Heaven’s On Fire (Of the 3 Fire signs, this seems most fitting to an Aries)
  • Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me (”Love is like a bomb”, “demolition woman”)
  • The Kinks - You Really Got Me Going (Being infatuated with that particular someone, unable to “sleep at night” because of the overwhelming feelings that rush through them)

Taurus:

  • Frank Sinatra - It’s Always You (A stable, loyal and longterm relationship)
  • Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Jordan - I’ll Never Be Free (Trying to move on but being unable to due to such a deep and passionate connection)
  • Elton John & Kiki Dee - Don’t Go Breaking (Being afraid of getting their heart broken thus leaving them closed off and unwilling to open up)
  • Frankie Valli - Can’t Take My Eyes Off You (Impressed and struck by beauty)

Gemini:

  • Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On (Playful and fun)
  • Dion - The Wanderer (Promiscuous and adventurous)
  • Poison - Nothin’ But A Good Time (Desire for lightheartedness and fun without being tied down to anything serious and mundane)
  • Kool & The Gang - Get Down On It (Cheeky, childlike, playful, having fun and enjoying life for what it is, not taking life seriously, being extroverted and lively)

Cancer:

  • Free - All Right Now (Comforting and reassuring)
  • The Ronettes - Be My Baby (Desperately wanting love and tirelessly chasing after it)
  • Bob Marley & The Wailers - Is This Love (Wanting to love and care for somebody)
  • The Temptations - The Way You Do The Things You Do (Reminds me of a happily married couple dancing together in their living room; a domesticated type of love, true love, soulmates)

Leo:

  • Billy Joel - Uptown Girl (About a high-class and spoilt woman)
  • The Beatles - Here Comes The Sun (An obvious one seeing as Leo is ruled by the Sun, happy, upbeat, joyful)
  • The Temptations - My Girl (Demonstrative and proud of their partner)
  • James Brown & The Famous Flames - I Got You (I Feel Good) (Playful, childlike, feeling good, optimistic and happy)

Virgo:

  • Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight (”If you told me that you were drowning, I would not lend a hand”, cold and detached once heartbroken, unforgiving)
  • Berlin - Take My Breath Away (Wanting nothing less than to have their breath taken away, high standards and expectations for love)
  • INXS - Need You Tonight (About an irresistible and alluring girl)
  • Nina Simona - Feeling Good (Moving on and finding solace in heartbreak, being content with being single and independent, “feeling good” regardless of the setbacks they endure)

Libra:

  • Roy Orbison - Oh, Pretty Woman (Emphasis on appearance and beauty as Libra is ruled by Venus)
  • KISS - I Was Made For Loving You (Obsession with love, sex, and relationships)
  • The Turtles - Happy Together (Overly romantic and seeing love through rose-tinted glasses, on the verge of naive)
  • The Dixie Cups - Chapel Of Love (Libra rules over the 7th house which rules marriage and love; this song is all about being married in a chapel… seems rather appropriate)

Scorpio:

  • Daryl Hall & John Oates - Maneater (About a beautiful, seductive, captivating, intimidating, and provocative woman, “the woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar”, “she’s deadly man, she could really rip your world apart”, “the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart”, “watch out boy she’ll chew you up”)
  • The Police - Every Breath You Take (An obsessive and all-consuming type of love)
  • Elvis Presley - (You’re The) Devil In Disguise (“I thought that I was in heaven but I was sure surprised, heaven help me, I didn’t see the devil in your eyes”, “You look like an angel, Walk like an angel, Talk like an angel”)
  • Marvin Gaye - Let’s Get It On (Being forward and completely open about sex, wanting to fuck and being unable to resist each other)

Sagittarius:

  • Cream - Sunshine Of Your Love (Being hesitant about being tied down)
  • Electric Light Orchestra - Evil Woman (“Rolled in from another town, hit some gold, too hot to settle down”)
  • KC & The Sunshine Band - Get Down Tonight (Having fun, living in the moment, letting go and doing whatever their heart desires)
  • Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride (Philosophical, adventurous, traveler) 

Capricorn:

  • Queen - Crazy Little Thing (Being unable to “handle” love, ”getting around” to love, “driven crazy” by love, being hot and cold in love due to apprehension and fear of letting go and being vulnerable; “she gives me hot and cold fever, she leaves me in a cool, cool sweat”, trying to be cool, calm and collected; “I gotta be cool, relax, get hip“)
  • The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up (Making “grown men cry” seems very Capricorn-esque to me as they’re typically associated with attracting older men)
  • Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf (Becoming relentless in their pursuit of what they desire and letting their animalistic nature show through; “I howl and I whine, I’m after you”)
  • Matt Monro - On Days Like These (Unrequited love, nostalgic and romantic, a mature and sophisticated type of love)

Aquarius:

  • The Rolling Stones - (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction (Being hard to impress, having high standards, feeling disappointed when they’re unable to find what they deem perfection)
  • Frank Sinatra - I’ve Got You Under My Skin (Trying to “resist” love but giving in; “I tried so not to give in”, becoming frustrated for opening themselves up to love and being vulnerable; “don’t you know, little fool, you never can win. Use your mentality, wake up to reality”)
  • Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (Again, trying to resist opening up/ loving somebody/being vulnerable)
  • David Bowie - Rebel Rebel (Known to rebel for the sake of being unique and different)

Pisces:

  • The Marshall Tucker Band - Can’t You See (Being completely and utterly in love, feeling as though they’re in a dream/fantasy once in a relationship, letting love consume them)
  • The Police - Every Little Thing She Does (Romanticizing anyone and anything, being completely struck by love)
  • The Isley Brothers - This Old Heart Of Mine (Is Weak For You) (Having an old soul, being traditionally loving and romantic, a starry-eyed romantic)
  • Barbara Lewis - Love Makes The World Go ‘Round (Naive about love, optimistic and idealistic about romance and relationships)
Uptown Girl

Summary: Y/N comes from one of the richest families in New York. Peter crushes hard on her but knows they could never happen.

AN: hi i’ve come back from the dead lol (this is also gonna be in peter’s POV)

Peter Parker x Reader 

// Masterlist //


Originally posted by spiderholland

“Are you coming over tonight?” My friend, Ned Leeds, said.

“I can’t. I have the Stark internship.” I opened my locker to avoid looking at him. He would see right through my lies.

“Again? Didn’t you go there yesterday too?” Ned leaned against the locker beside me.

“Well, Mr. Stark expects me to work hard. I don’t wanna let him down.”

“Don’t you think you’re working a little too hard?” Ned crossed his arms.

“No! I just want to-”

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Reasons you should stan Topp Dogg

1) They explain to you how to kidnap them
2) Have pillow fights with fans in the streets (x)
3) Literally ship themselves you don’t even need your imagination (pepero game video)
4) Their reactions to getting scared are either violent or adorable (x)
5) They protect a girl who’s in danger of getting hit by a car (hidden cam)
6) Wizard Kingdom (dance line) dance stages slay (Japan Showcase) (Singapore Showcase)
7) Talk Dirty to Me (x) Uptown Funk (x) Happy (x
8) Covers (Some) (Maps) (Eyes, Nose, Lips) (Love Me Like You Do)
9) Rapper line kills it (Peekaboo) (Make It Home) (Pretty Mof#cka)
10) Unique and amazing music concepts like traditional-Korean/modern mix (Arario) classical/modern (Top Dog) and new-jack-swing/modern (Annie)
11) Vocal line knows their stuff (I Know/Keep Smiling) (I Think This Isn’t Right) (Gohn Solo)
12) Such dorks I swear these aren’t even exaggerations (x) (Kidoh Gwiyomi) (Waking Up ToppDogg
13) There’s 12 of them I promise you’ll find one to love!

Sebastian Stan dating someone younger would include

Originally posted by love-buckybarnes

  • posting cute pictures / videos of you on Instagram
  • him almost always being the big spoon
  • movie sessions with tons of ice cream
  • him covering your eyes during steamy scenes
  • “heey! what are you doing, Stan?”
  • “stuff like this isn’t for minors”
  • “really? then why did we do the same thi-
  • him covering your mouth
  • making mixtapes for each other
  • him referring to you as “my girl/boy”
  • road trips without any destination
  • singing along to whatever’s on radio
  • secretly recording him while his singing along to “uptown funk”
  • internet thanking you for that
  • him loving when you wear his clothes
  • baking at 3 am
  • calling you his kitten
  • sending each other memes 24/7
  • sending him Bucky memes
  • “that’s savage”
  • eskimo kisses
  • taking relaxing showers together
  • him always having the need to touch you (hold your hand, have his arms wrapped around you, etc)
  • helping you when you’re feeling down
  • being space nerds together
  • giving you 3 roses ever friday
  • even when he’s away, you wake up to 3 roses on your doorstep

Wally going to one of the Wayne gallas with dick and seeing all the high class boys and being worried that Dick is embarrassed of him because he’s not rich and suave like these guys, until dick tells him how much he hated all those snobby rich kids and how much he would rather be playing video games with his boyfriend instead.

Dance With Me

Summary: You and your boyfriend Peter Parker listen to Peter’s favorite song.

AN: I FELT THE NEED TO WRITE THIS OUT OF NOWHERE BECAUSE THE INFINITY WAR TRAILER MADE ME SAD AND I’M PRETTY SURE IT MADE EVERYONE ELSE SAD TOO SO HERE’S A SHORT FLUFFY PIECE TO HELP US FORGET THE ANGST 

also listen to never let her slip away by andrew gold when you read this it’s a beautiful song <3

Peter Parker x Reader

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Originally posted by parkers-myth

“You are going to hurt yourself!” I warned my idiotic boyfriend as he did handstands around his room.

“You worry too much, babe!” He screamed, still upside down. I rolled my eyes and grabbed his phone on the bed. I unlocked it and saw a picture of him kissing me on the cheek as his wallpaper. Smiling, I saw that his music app was open. “Ow! Damnit Ned left a part of his Death Star here.” 

I looked up and saw Peter, now right side up, clutching his hand with a lone Lego piece beside him. “Told you you were gonna get hurt.” I went back to scrolling through his playlist.

“Whatcha lookin’ at, huh?” The bed suddenly bounced when Peter flopped down on it. He wrapped his arms around my waist and rested his head on my shoulder watching me scroll.

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CHAPTER THREE: HE’S NOT YOUR FRIEND’S BOYFRIEND

PLOT SUMMARY: a multichapter imagine fic where the reader is dustin’s older sibling. follows along directly with the events of season 2. she’s friends with nancy, and drama ensues. over the course of the fic we see how the reader reacts to new challenges and a new romantic interest.  ( inspired by two other imagines that i literally can’t find for the life of me. )

CHAPTER SUMMARY: waking up at steve’s house and witnessing the birth of a rivalry.  ( filler chapter )

PAIRING: SLOWBURN Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader

WARNING: Swearing, Spoilers, Billy.

CHAPTERS: ONE, TWO.

WORD COUNT: 1.2K+  

You woke up the next morning, in a place and bed you couldn’t recognize. Startled you jolted upwards and looked around. No one was in the room with you. You slowly crept out of the room and found yourself in a deserted hallway.

“ Steve? ” you yelled out.

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Breakup Songs - Musical Addition

Breakups suck a dick, I recently broke up with a girlfriend of 2 (!!!) years and this is what I got of it. A playlist of musical breakup songs.

Micheal In The Bathroom - Be More Chill

I’m Not That Girl - Wicked

Without You - Rent

It’s Quiet Uptown - Hamilton

Legally Blonde - Legally Blonde

Take Me Or Leave Me - Rent

Burn - Hamilton (You knew this was coming)

Requiem - Dear Evan Hansen

Santa Fe - Newsies

Another Day - Rent

I’m Breaking Down - Falsettos

Good For You - Dear Evan Hansen

Cell Block Tango - Chicago

Defying Gravity - Wicked 

Tango : Maureen - Rent

So Much Better - Legally Blonde

Out Tonight - Rent

´“The Teacups was the only ride they’d let me on by myself. I got on it and started spinning myself round and round. I feel like I’m still there, spinning round and round and round, and the ride won’t stop, and I won’t dare get off. You were right, Ray. I am scared. But you’re scared, too.”

Uptown girls (2003) dir. Boaz Yakin

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Adventurous, Courageous, Passionate, Headstrong, Optimistic

Fire Signs
-Aries
-Leo
-Sagittarius

Playlist.

Young Volcanoes - Fall Out Boy
Uptown Funk - Bruno Mars
The Reckless And The Brave - All Time Low
Chandelier - Sia
Burn - Ellie Goulding
Are You Gonna Be My Girl - Jet
Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
“The Take Over, The Breaks Over” - Fall Out Boy
The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
Misery Business - Paramore
We Are Young - Fun.
Sail - Awolnation
Little Lion Man - Mumford And Sons
We Can’t Stop - Miley Cyrus
Glockenspiel Song - Dog Is Dead
400 Lux - Lorde
Shake It Off - Taylor Swift
Boom Clap - Charli XCX
Icarus - Bastille
I Love It - Icona Pop
Cliffs Edge - Hayley Kiyoko
Animal - Neon Trees
Girl On Fire - Alicia Keys ft Nicki Minaj
Fire N Gold - Bea Miller
All The Small Things - Blink-182
Sex - The 1975
Kamikaze - Mø
Raise Your Glass - P!NK
Can’t Be Tamed - Miles Cyrus
Emperor’s New Clothes - Panic! At The Disco

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Tom Holland x Reader (Includes Zendaya and Harrison)

Word Count: 3050ish

Warnings: Suggestive themes because of the song, light cursing, Blushy!Tom, some dirty jokes, the movie Get Out spoilers

Lyrics from:   Bruno Mars – 24K Magic

Billy Joel – Uptown Girl

                       Beyoncé – Partition

A/N: I decided to get off my lazy but and write this for @wingsanddarkness because they requested this a while ago right when my writer’s block hit. This is way longer than it should be

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Consider this

The Seven + Theyna + Solangelo having carpool karaoke sessions
- Percy, Nico and Thalia just JAMMING TO Green Day
- Piper singing the most beautiful things
- All the Ladies singing spice girls
- Reyna BEING Beyonce
- Leo singing Uptown Funk with everyone else as his backup dancers - Nico BLUSHING LIKE HELL when Will sings You Are My Sunshine
- Any couple blushing if a song relating to them plays
- LEO SETTING HIS HANDS ON FIRE DURING LIGHT EM UP
- NICO RAPPING MONSTER BY NIKKI MINAJ

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local gay spends the night at his crush’s house, what happens next will warm your heart

tags: high school au, pining keith


@freedom-of-peaches


The one thing Keith knows is that Lance smells amazing.

It’s first thing Keith had noticed about him. He smells like lavender; it’s his shampoo, Keith found out after spending the night at Lance’s in freshman year. The sweet smell reminds him of those Lush stores Shiro used to drag him to. Shiro’d ask him which conditioner he should buy for Keith because yes, Keith, you should take of yourself. Keith would point to whatever and try not to stare at the gorgeous employees. He likes the loud ones, with nice bright smiles and lips that aren’t chapped, pretty boys with–

“Hey, Keith-a-roo, are you listening to me?”

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170723 ‘Hello Again’ Fanmeeting - Part One~

♢ Eunhyuk looks around at fans who all have long hair. “We made a promise?” “Do you remember?” “How did your hair grow so fast”

Hyuk: Do you remember what was it that we promised each other?

Fans: To not cut the hair!

Hyuk: Did u rly go thru it?

Fans: Yes!

Hyuk: Liar.i saw someone who really shaved her head so i give my confirmation that she is an elf.

♢ They wanted to greet so hyukjae wanted to say we are d&e but hae messed up hahaha

Hyuk: Its been a while right?

Hae: I’m nervous. I’m fluttered to stand here after this while and somehow.. I feel a bit shy/embarrassed

Hyuk: your hands are shaking 

Hae: to not show that, I am holding hands together

Hyuk: hurry drink some water

They will be sharing photos from their vacations from the army~

 ♢ Hyukjae is just bragging about himself being really great at shooting

♢ Hyuk showed a vacation pic of eating with his unit. 

Donghae: Didn’t you make plans to eat with me? And you went to see others?? 

♢ Hyuk took a pic when he was taking the 지하철. Fans were shocked.

Hyuk: yeah I tried taking the subway once.

Hae: You’re cool.

♢ There was a pic of hyukjae with a lot of ppl so he asked hae to find and hae picked a girl and said that is hyukjae. Hyukjae said good job~

Eunhyuk: I went back to the dorms & pressed the doorbell for 3 minutes & made faces at the camera… but it was the wrong house

♢  Hyukjae said his mom used his name at the hair dressers to get a cut and dye XD

 Donghae asked Eunhyuk to re-enact the scene with him and his mom 

Hyuk: “so I act as the mom?" 

Hae: "no you act as Donghae”

Hae showed a pic of him in some sort of recording studio.

Hyuk: You were a DJ?? Wah you must have rly improved you talking (skills)

Hae: It wasnt that, I was doing the voice navigation for the app like KKT.

Hyuk: *cant believe it* *imitated Hae’s voixe doing navigation*\

Hyuk: go left! go right! i said go right!!!! (in thick Hae accent lmao im dying)

Hae: I didnt do it with Sattori!

♢ Hae showed a pic of him and Siwon shoveling snowy road during winter. Hyuk got up from his seat doubled over laughing.

Hyuk: Wah really handsome. There’s a policeman taking picture of DBSK CM, SW, YH.

The police officer Hyuk is referring to is Hae. He is just is teasing that how Hae looked in that photo next to those three.

Hyuk: *still laughing at his own joke* You look like a robot!! 

*still referring to the same pic* He cant move on XD

In all these photos Hae is so short compared to the others, hyuk keeps laughing ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

♢ Eunhae are going to show their written profiles from before army and after

♢ Donghae’s weight before army: 65 After: 65 

HJ: … 

DH: but I lost muscles! 

HJ: You don’t actually know it do you? 

DH: no I just wrote wtv

Hyukjae’s weight before army: 60 After: 60 

HJ: I maintained myself bc we were going to meet

♢ Hae’s favourite weather. Before and after still rainy day. 

Hyuk: He’s rly a simple man. Why do you like the rain so much?

Hae said he enjoyed the sound of the rain.

Hyuk: Today is raining right? So don’t feel bummed by it just think that ahh this is the weather that Donghae likes so it’s okay.

DH said the real reason why he likes rain is bc of memories of sitting with his bro inside with his mom and dad and the rain on the windows~

 Fashion: 

Hyuk: Before - expensive things 

After - cheap things

Hae: Before - dandy 

After - police uniform

food preferences: 

Hae: Before - Samgyetang (chicken soup) 

HJ: Since when???

DH: well I only wrote it thinking of what food is healthy

Now: Army food (Hyuk: liar) 

Hyuk: Before - kimchi fried rice 

Now:anything edible 

Character 

Hae: Before - Romantic 

After - Ro~~~~~~~mantic 

HJ: Oh so you changed a bit then!

Hyuk: Before: Angelic 

After: Real man

Hae’s fav song before army: still you 

After army: uptown funk 

Hyuk: before: with you 

After: uptown funk

Girl group 

Hae: Before - RV, fx, Snsd 

After - ALL

Hae: Actually I have not rly watched TV much these days 

Fan: Good! 

Hyuk: *laughed*

DH’s habit: Before - ELF 

 after - El~~~~f 

EH’s habit: Before- thinking about ELF 

After: thinking about myself

Hyuk’s way to relieve stress before army- avoid lee donghaek 

After army: following lee donghaek

DH’s stress relieve: Before- go to hyuk’s house 

♢ One of DH’s answers was small and scribbled out HJ: Is that a poo

♢ They are showing self cam VCR during 1 week after discharge.

♢ Hyuk went to sauna and be doing facials

♢ Hae went to greet fans at SUM. He stood next to his standee. “Aren’t I handsome?”

♢ Donghae went to pick Hyuk up after his schedule (Radio Star) and they went to eat at a restaurant together with Kyuhyun.

cr: Dew, Yoojin ♡BelIidonghais,아잉~, ,StalkEunHae, ferfer_DHislove,ELF_thoughts,emzhaek.

Uptown Girl [2]

Summary: Y/N comes from one of the richest families in New York. Peter crushes hard on her but knows they could never happen.

AN: thank you so much for all the nice responses to part 1!!! here’s part 2 hope you enjoy :) (this one’s gonna be in your/Y/N’s POV)

Peter Parker x Reader

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// Masterlist //


Originally posted by fendirumi

I woke up feeling completely spent. The memories of that night came crashing down on me, making me relive the anxiety and fear that rushed all over my body as that man pointed the gun at me. I closed my eyes and took deep breaths. Tears pricked the corners of my eyes when my thoughts flashed to my masked hero.

Spider-Man.

The warm hand that comforted me while I broke down. The softness of his voice when he made sure that I was alright. The way I felt more at ease talking to him than I did with people I actually knew. 

My heart raced fast again but not from fear but because of… something else. 

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