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I thought you weren't going to be a bitch!?

Me: I’m going to do my best to not play a total bitch character this time.
DM: alright sounds good.

*in session, 4 PCs meet. Their parents have known each other for years. Many of them having sexual relations during their travels*

*my Tiefling gets into an argument with the half dragon, while 2 others watch*

Tiefling: Well I know that your mom was kinda crazy. So you looking as scary as you do makes a lot of sense.
Half Dragon: Who the hell do you think you are talking to me about my family like that? You don’t know my parents?
Tiefling: What are you talking about? My mom has fucked your parents!

Everyone (out of character, to me): WHAT THE FUCK!!
DM: You said you wouldn’t be a bitch!
Me: I’m sorry guys…..

The DM got up and walked away shortly after.

Bubbly Morning Guts (Kinda soft)
Bubbly Morning Guts (Kinda soft)

So hey, out of nowhere a new gurgletrack!  It’s not a whoooole lot to write home about honestly, but after a stressful night, a bottle of mikes hard, some cheap chreamy chicken ramen, and only a little sleep, my guts were feeling kinda strange and particularly bubbly this morning~!  Mostly just some soft clicks, gurgles, and burbles, but it kinda wakes up just a little more towards the end heheh~  Anyway, back to class, hope yall enjoy some weird sounds from my guts!  


Mchanzo au where Mccree is a punk rock wedding photographer who isn’t afraid to mess up the venue to get beautiful shots and produces incredible niche pictures that are one of a kind.
Hanzo, the wedding planner, is terrified and would greatly appreciate if Mccree would get off of his roof and no, cowboy, you can’t take more pictures the ceremony starts now? Please bring the bride back??

So I WAS watching the exo'rdium in Mexico livestream

Until they started singing Unfair… I just felt so emotional and outdone at the size of the stadium and their full set list that it quite literally felt unfair 😳 you guys can watch it here though: