Me: I’m going to do my best to not play a total bitch character this time.
DM: alright sounds good.
*in session, 4 PCs meet. Their parents have known each other for years. Many of them having sexual relations during their travels*
*my Tiefling gets into an argument with the half dragon, while 2 others watch*
Tiefling: Well I know that your mom was kinda crazy. So you looking as scary as you do makes a lot of sense.
Half Dragon: Who the hell do you think you are talking to me about my family like that? You don’t know my parents?
Tiefling: What are you talking about? My mom has fucked your parents!
Everyone (out of character, to me): WHAT THE FUCK!!
DM: You said you wouldn’t be a bitch!
Me: I’m sorry guys…..
So hey, out of nowhere a new gurgletrack! It’s not a whoooole lot to write home about honestly, but after a stressful night, a bottle of mikes hard, some cheap chreamy chicken ramen, and only a little sleep, my guts were feeling kinda strange and particularly bubbly this morning~! Mostly just some soft clicks, gurgles, and burbles, but it kinda wakes up just a little more towards the end heheh~ Anyway, back to class, hope yall enjoy some weird sounds from my guts!
Mchanzo au where Mccree is a punk rock wedding photographer who isn’t afraid to mess up the venue to get beautiful shots and produces incredible niche pictures that are one of a kind.
Hanzo, the wedding planner, is terrified and would greatly appreciate if Mccree would get off of his roof and no, cowboy, you can’t take more pictures the ceremony starts now? Please bring the bride back??
tfw you tell an acquaintance about your hobby of collecting x obscure object and they’re suddenly into it too and start sayin stuff like “haha i guess we’ll be in bidding wars, what if i got to a really cool item before you, wouldn’t that be funny”