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So my grandmother just called and said she was on her way over for a surprise visit so of course i had to rush around the house cleaning while my mom went to go meet up with her and my mom told me to put the pizza boxes from last night in the oven so my grandma didn’t see them so once i was finished everything i decided to smoke a joint really quick before they got back and then decided to make muffins too. Long story short i preheated the oven to 400 degrees and completely forgot about the pizza boxes and i just set my house on fire.