He’s one of my favorite people at Lakeside. And now Elisa is going with him to prom this year. AND I’M FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT IT.
Also, Shaq texted me and congratulated me about having a new “beau tow,” by which he meant “boy toy,” but when I replied to ask him what he was talking about, he didn’t reply. SO YOU’RE THE DEVIL, SHAKRUZ. AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE YOU HEARD INCORRECTLY, BECAUSE YOU HAVE SHITTY SOURCES ON LAKESIDE SOCIAL DEVELOPMENTS.