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anonymous asked:

So little synth Shaun walks up to a companion and asks how babies are made. How do they react? (Who gives them the awkward talk or tells them complete lies?)

Cait - Tells him all she knows and is instantly scolded by Sole for traumatizing their child.

Codswroth - He prepared ‘The talk’ 210 years ago, in case Shaun’s parents wanted him to give it to Shaun. It includes all things Shaun needs to know for his age, nothing more, nothing less.

Curie - Lots of scientific terms that leave Shaun even more confused than he was before, walking off with a quiet ‘Okay’.

Danse - He pardons himself and directs him to his parent, saying that he isn’t the one to be telling them.

Deacon -  He tries to be as shallow as possible, explaining that men have sperm, while women have eggs and how baby is made upon these elements merging. Upom being asked how they merge, he desperately calls out for Sole. 

Hancock - Feels rather awkward, never thought he’d be giving ‘the talk’ to anyone, tries to explain it as much as he can, but it leaves Shaun confused and curious.

MacCready - He knew how he was going to give the talk since he was a kid. They had an established form of this talk in Little Lamplight, which worked perfectly for everyone, so Shaun was content with the informations he got.

Nick Valentine - He knows he could handle it on is own, but he want Sole to be part of this, so he sits by them and they alternate in the talking. Sole now makes Nick help them on every parental talk in the future.

Piper - Goes red and silent, befroe telling him exactly what she told to Nat. She is relieved, when Shaun leaves, well informed and content.

Preston - He feels uncomfortable, so he goes on with the classics: “When mum and dad love each other very much, they get marrried and have children.” She calls for Sole to help, as Shaun demands more details,

Strong - Stops dead in his tracks, before looking at the little human. They both go to ask Sole, for Strong doesn’t know himself.

X6-88 - Explains everything to him, which leaves Shaun taken aback. That was truly way more informations 10 years old boy needed to know.

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Shades

—-

“You’ll need sunglasses for vacation,” Emma say’s, more to herself then anyone else as she looks over the already packed suitcases. 

“Sunglasses?” Killian asks, confused. 

“You know how Archie has glasses? They’re kind of like that but they help protect your eyes from the sun.”

Archie’s glasses? Not bloody happening, love.”

She puts her hands on her hips and gives him a look.

He shakes his head, adamant.

“No, I’m sorry, Swan,” Killian says. “Not happening.”

“Killian,” Emma warns.

Emma,” he mimics. 

Her eyebrows raise. 

He gulps.

Twenty minutes later they’re at the local clothing store in town and Emma’s spinning through the rack of sunglasses. She has several pairs dangling in her fingers but she only holds out a pair of simple black ones for him to try on. 

Killian snatches them from her and grumbles as he puts them on.

“You live to embarrass me, don’t you? I’m going to look-" 

His voice trails off as Emma holds up a small mirror and show’s him his reflection. He tilts his head from side to side, taking them in. 

"Handsome?” Emma asks, finishing his sentence. “Yes, you really do.”

“It’s not awful,” Killian begrudgingly admits. 

“Mhmm.”

Emma takes the sunglasses off his face and goes to the register to pay.

He doesn’t even wait till they’re out of the store to put them back on.

—-

The dinner party ended hours ago, though her parents and Regina and Robin are still lingering. Henry and Roland play video games upstairs while the husbands and boyfriends play poker outside on the deck. 

Emma leans against the counter in the kitchen, coffee mug in hand. She ditched her heels the second the gathering got informal and now she stands barefoot as she, Mary Margaret, and Regina discuss the latest going ons in Storybrooke. 

“I’m so glad that Ruby brought Whale tonight,” Mary Margaret say’s, a dreamy sort of look on her face.

“They’re really starting to get close, don’t you think?”

Regina scoffs. 

“They’ve been together for the last three months… at least. They’re more then close.”

“Really?” Mary Margaret looks taken aback. 

“I don’t see how it matter’s when they got together,” Emma say’s, looking out the window as Killian let’s out a loud whoop. 

“Just as long as long as they’re happy, you know?”

Emma knocks on the window to get Killian’s attention. The boys all turn to look at her and she let’s out a surprised laugh. 

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” she mutters.

“What?” Regina asks.

Emma walks to the back door and slides it open. Robin, Charming, and Killian all sit around the table, cards in hand, and sunglasses perched on each of there faces.

“It’s dark out,” Emma states as if she’s speaking to children.

“Your point, love?” Killian throws a few poker chips into the pile at the center of the table. 

“You don’t need your sunglasses.”

“I don’t see how it hurts anyone if we wear them or not.”

“It’s ridiculous." 

"I think they look good,” Charming say’s, leaning back in his chair and adjusting his sunglasses. The other two follow suit and do the same. 

“Robin,” Regina growls.

“David!” Mary Margaret warns.

Emma fixes Killian with an icy stare knowing that if she say’s anything he’ll just respond with something witty and a cheeky smirk. 

The girls hold out their hands.

Charming is the first to hand in his sunglasses.

“Unbelievable,” Emma say’s as Killian tosses his sunglasses to her, head held high in defiance and eyes narrowed and disappointed. As if she’s done something wrong.

“You win this round, Swan!” Killian yells at her retreating back as the ladies go back inside. 

“But not next time!”

Emma slams the sliding glass door in response.

—-

“You have a problem!” Emma yells, exasperated. 

Killian sits across the dinner table, his expression void of emotion and his eyes hidden behind the same black pair of shades she’d bought him weeks ago. 

“You’re the one who insisted we buy them,” Killian retorts.

He crosses his arms over his chest.

“That’s it. Give them to me." 

"Never.”

“Then you leave me with no choice." 

Emma swirls her hand in the air and with a flick of the wrist the sunglasses fly off his nose and into her open palm. Before he can even open his mouth to protest she crushes it and let’s the broken pieces fall slowly onto the table.

Killian looks mortified, his mouth hanging open. 

He looks as if she just kicked a puppy. 

"I’m sorry it had to be this way,” Emma say’s, reserved. She pushes away from the dinner table and collects the dishes. She retreats into the kitchen to wash them and put away leftovers. 

Killian wait’s until she’s gone to reach into the pocket of his jeans and take out an identical pair of sunglasses. He slips them onto his nose and smiles slowly. 

“Your move, Emma.”