REVENUE OF THE SITH: anakin and padmé skywalker work for jedi incorporated, rival company of the notorious sith enterprises. when anakin, an accountant, realizes there’s money going missing, he does some digging only to discover that palpatine, the ceo, is behind it
— and that he’s been hiding his alternate identity as sidious, the mysterious ceo of sith enterprises. palpatine blackmails anakin into keeping quiet, but the ugly truth comes to light when sith enterprises buys out jedi incorporated. can anakin redeem himself in the eyes of the friends and coworkers he’s betrayed? is it too late to save the company? and more importantly, is it too late to save anakin and padmé’s marriage?
How often do you think smh messes with jack’s Wikipedia article? Do they make a section about Jack’s ass?
Does the part about his obsession with dad music keep getting deleted? Does hockey Tumblr love it and eat it up?
Do they have a signature type thing for all the shit they updated like Love, The Wellies or something?
for those who can’t watch the overview, or have not yet
Doomfist is one of the leaders of Talon
He is an offensive hero
He uses his gauntlet in a “rocket punch,” which is a wind up attack
His rocket punch ability passes through shields/barriers to do knockback and damage (it’s a projectile like fire strike)
He’s sort of like a fighting game character, has combos
Rocket punch does more damage with the knockback if the enemy hits an object, like playing pool
His other ability is an uppercut punch, launching himself and the targeted enemy into the air
When Doomfist is in the air, uppercut ability or not, he gets an attack reticle on other characters that allows him to “seismic slam” them
His primary attack is a shotgun shell in his fist
Ultimate ability Meteor Strike - target reticle like mentioned above, he rises in the air, crashing down on them and stunning them. Like a Reinhardt ult from above (He’s like Thor from Smite)
His passive is a temporary shield, gained by punching enemies
So in conclusion, he will be harder to kill the more combos he is allowed to land because he has a shield (though it will decay) He is an excellent dive character and will quite possibly be one of the most tankiest offensive heroes
In light of me graduating tomorrow, I’ve decided to make a bit of a guide for those younger students who have not yet experienced college. Keep in mind, I am American and attended an American university while living on campus.
hand wash your intimates (panties and bras). they’ll last longer.
don’t get wrapped up in sticking to an aesthetic. just wear what’s clean
hang the next day’s outfit on your closet door
have one outfit for every occasion
invest in plain solid colored tops, a business formal and business casual outfit, and comfortable shoes
fold a plain t-shirt, roll it up tiny and stick it in a bag. keep this in your everyday bag if possible in the event a guy named Eric spills coffee on you in Bio
use scarves, plaid shirts, belts, ties, etc to spice up your wardrobe. but also, its fine to wear the sweatpants and hoodie to every class
don’t get attached to just one singular spot. explore like you’re in a video game looking for hidden items.
sometimes you end up working in the library for their full operating hours. keep a travel bag with toothbrush/toothpaste/floss, mini bottle of face wash, pads/tampons, pain reliever, hair ties, and chapstick. just in case you stay until 2am at closing and you have an 8am and you know you won’t get much sleep.
have cash on you, have money on your student card, have your ID with you at all times and USE EVERY RESOURCE they offer.
minimize how much you bring. my library had desktop computers but also you can borrow macs and ipads for a period of time. also, they have chargers you can borrow.
photocopy, print, scan, etc is your friend. borrow a textbook from a friend for a day and have your own copy in minutes at the library.
follow the rules of the land. don’t be that guy/girl/person.
plan your meals
budget your meal plan so you don’t end up starving during finals week
KNOW EVERY SINGLE DEAL/SALE/SPECIAL OFFERED AT FAST FOOD JOINTS
eat with others, especially when you’re struggling to get food
if it isn’t essential, don’t buy it
never shop hungry
make lists before you grocery shop. shop more on the outer rings of the stores where the fresh, healthy food is
cook like you’re trying to survive a harsh winter. leftovers that last. carbs and protein heavy.
have family send you care packages with essentials you can’t get where you are.
GET THE RECIPES FOR YOUR FAVORITE HOMECOOKED MEALS
unless you invented mornings or are the god Apollo, please refrain from taking 8AM classes
never make big gaps in between your classes in one day. schedules should maximize efficiency. have enough time to eat and pee between classes and nothing more.
office hours. go to them. no matter what your status in the class is. you want those letter of recommendations, don’t you?
sit in the front
do the readings, write down questions you have, take good notes, make sure all your questions are answered before class is over
make friends with your classmates. emailing the whole class to get notes you missed is a huge nono
make money by being someone’s note-taker
go to tutoring sessions
make besties with your TA
never work on outside assignments in class
start the day you get an assignment even if it’s due next month
the minute you start a new unit, prepare for that inevitable test
you should spend hours studying for each subject. daily. for the best results
online homework is hard to remember. make phone alerts
download apps that won’t let you procrastinate on your computer when you need to study. i use writer’s block.
study before you go to bed, then pause and continue once you wake up
record yourself while you practice
don’t stare at one person the whole time you’re speaking. pick three in different locations around the room
if you need to pause and look at your notes, do it naturally and comfortably. even announce that you’re taking a second to check your notes
take frequent short pauses to avoid saying uhhh and ummm while you’re trying to remember something
ask that your audience save questions for the end
perform your script to a friend first. have them act as your audience, teacher, and the bad scenarios that can happen when you prepare but everything goes to shit
but now there’s only two X’s, and hasn’t it been around 10 days since that page went up? so, 20 days from now, is March 4. you may recognize that day, since after all it is the day the Study in Scarlet case begins. so, back to the source…
i got no idea on the rest of that, i at least couldn’t find anything wrong with that pic.
A lot more new and updated compared to the last one!
Writing is not ranked from newest to oldest. Also categorized by the 5sos boy. I suddenly got disappointed and lazy on myself so yup, shitty me started on Lego Blocks. So please do expect some pieces that don’t have descriptions and are not categorized by the time they were posted.
Oh and I’ve just realized that once you click SOME hyperlinks here, you’re gonna be automatically redirected to Safari or generally a browser because, Tumblr.So yeah, click this.
And yes, I did exclude some pieces of my writing from here because they’re just full of shit.
Last updated : November 26, 2016
“You promise?” - Ashton worries about he’ll end up just like his father in terms of being a father so you assure him he’s not.
Eighth Month - how Ashton reacts, especially when you’re on your eighth month of pregnancy.
Ashton’s slowly getting irritated since his girlfriend Y/N has already developed a habit of saying sorry way too much.
Ours - “How long would you keep doing this? Never letting go of our daughter?” You playfully asked.
Park Dates - Daddy Ashton forgets to take his daughter in a park date for the second time in a row.
Facade - behind Ashton’s facade of portraying to be a really happy person, is a dull life that only you, as his psychiatrist and the boys would know about. *slight trigger warning*
Long Way Home - Ashton takes the long way home in hopes of fixing his relationshi with you before he drops you off to your old flat, one last time.
Art Student!Ashton - he’s falling apart and it’s his fault.
Cool, right? - Calum’s idea of a family day which kinda turns out as a flop.
Eighth Month - how Calum reacts, especially when you’re on your eighth month of pregnancy.
Insomnia - you have insomnia and forgot to pack your medicine, causing the boys to have a competition on who can make you go to sleep first.
Baby Bump - Calum just really loves perching his hands up your baby bump.
nicotine - based from P!ATD’S song, ‘Nicotine’.
Talk to Me - Calum forgets to go on the date you were really looking forward to since he was drinking beers at Luke’s apartment.
Art Major!Calum - you helped Calum on boosting up his calligraphy skills since he sucks at it and one thing leads to another.
Not Now, Not Ever - Calum suddenly sobers up from his drunken state at the mention of you stating that you’re officially done with his antics.
Late - different writing style I was experimenting with.
“I have no energy to even talk to you.” - Calum cheats.
Good Luck Charm - you’re Calum’s good luck charm.
Masterpiece - Calum does something for your birthday which involves you being the masterpiece.
Weakling - both you and Michael decided to annoy Calum and Ashton at thr gym because why not?
Sweater Paws - he does this thing.
Cooties - he’s really shy around you that it’s like you have them.
Pregnant- slight trigger warning!
Monster- trigger warning!
Broken - he takes his wife which is you, for granted.
Flowers- he stops on giving them, which leads to something else.
History - he was a complete idiot.
Petty - Calum’s petty.
Body Language- “Just know that I do love you.”
Buzzcut- Calum would get a portion of his hair shaved until it ends up as a buzzcut for every insecurity you would point out. *trigger warning*
Missing- “Hey PA.”
“I’m okay.” -
Calum and Y/N hate each other and Calum takes it too far by blaming Y/N for everything bad in the world during a fight.
Here - *trigger warning*
Here- Calum hates timezones.
plus-sized piece of writing that lives up to its label and shouldn’t be overlooked.
Night! - an upgrade of Period, the request I got for Luke.
Holiday - he’s nervous as fuck.
Late - he left, without a doubt nor an explanation.
Continue - his original plan.
Long Night - song pref.
“Suits you well.” - literally.
“That smells like me.” - stolen shirts.
“No.” - less talk, more sleeping.
Eighth Month - how Luke reacts, especially when you’re on your eighth month of pregnancy.
Okay Then - trigger warning!
Daddy’s Little Princess - Luke lashes out onto his daughter, causing her to cry and make him feel like a shit father.
Twins - You and Luke are twins, and you’re disappointed that he won’t be able to attend to your graduation, but then, he still goes to it nonetheless.
Princess - Luke lashes out and starts a fight with you since you forgot to wash his plaid shirt since you have a fever.
Sneeze - You and your family visits the Hemmings household for the tradition of having dinners in each others’ houses. Luke puts something in a dish that triggers your allergy, and one thing leads to another.
Disneyland - slight smut!
Pregnancy Duties - Luke is sure as hell prepared to be a father.
“I sure as hell won’t.” - Luke refuses to say goodbye and let go of you.
Silent Treatments - Luke hates silent treatments.
“This time, I mean it.” - “By that, you’re hurt.”
“Are these enough?” - “Take care of you, of course. No question ‘bout that love.”
Outcast - you’re the outcast of the school but that was bound to change with Luke striking up a conversation with you.
Crazy - slight smut!
Family - “Welcome to the family.”
Period - you get it unexpectedly while you sleep over at Luke’s, leading into something a little awkward but unforgettable.
Jealous - Luke’s jealous because you’re management team decides on making you fake-date a guy, which is not him.
So Damn Cute - slight smut!
Good Enough - “If I’m not good enough for my own fucking dad Luke, if I cna’t be enough for the one man that was supposed to protect me no matter what, then I will never be enough for you, or enough to make you stay. *somehow triggering*
Mornings - you hate waking up in the mornings without Luke by your side so you throw a little tantrum about it while you’re in the process of convincing him to stay at home.
Cuddles - FIRST EVER PIECE OF MY WRITING THAT I POSTED HERE :))))
Waste The Night - An unplanned trip a year ago was basically what made you and Luke a couple, and for fucks sake, Luke prayed that it won’t end here too.”
Tired - He smirked, “Husband material, don’t mention it. I already know.”
Powder Power - “Just so you know, Lexie told me that I have the powder power.”
Permanent - “You got a tattoo for me?”
Hold On - you start losing people that are very dear to you, loved one after loved one, and you’re afraid that Luke might be too.
Famous Last Words - Luke’s struggling to fulfill his part in his relationship with you while you pretend to not notice until a misunderstanding happens, which may mend what the of you are now.
“Please tell me this isn’t goodbye.” - “I almost thought I actually lost you.”
Surprise - it’s your birthday.
End Of It - fluff in where your husband of more than thirty years, which is Luke, finds your old wedding dress.
The Nice Guy - Luke has a massive crush on you so he constantly goes to the restaurant you’re working in while you deny your feelings for him, but you jealousy prevails when he brings his ‘girlfriend’ for a PR stunt.
Good - Luke makes a way.
Eighth Month - how Michael reacts, especially when you’re on your eighth month of pregnancy.
Get Scared - Michael thought you were the shy and girly girlfriend which he was then proved wrong later on.
Snorlax - Michael uses Pokemon GO as a valid and a legit reason to barge into your house and confess his feelings for you.
Sex Tape - The boys accidentally find the sex tape you and Michael recorded.
Target - Michael bribes his and your daughter, Elle, with ice cream to not tell you that his daddy lost her in Target, which she adorably failed doing so.
Four A.M. - the first chapter of this fanfic that I originally posted in wattpad.
Mr. Toddles - Your fish that’s very dear to you dies, causing you to cry and Michael misunderstands it as something else.
Lego Blocks - Ex-boyfriend!Michael
Ex-boyfriend!Mikey is in L.A and forgets his keys to his flat in another country, he goes to Y/N, his ex-girlfriend in hopes since she has spare keys.
Enthusiasm - Michael lacks the enthusiasm Y/N deserves every time he’s with her.
Sexually Frustrated - smut!
Bracelets - one of my favorites. Trigger warning!
“I don’t want her to grow up just yet.” - he really doesn’t want his and yours baby girl too.
His First Fucking Word - “This is a fucking weird family.”
Anytime - you need comfort, Michael supplies.
Brother - “You are so dead. I’m gonna tell mom.”
Together - you’re falling for the person you hate.
“You’re making me love you more.” - Michael adores you.
Pause - inspired by Marshall and Lily from How I Met Your Mother.
“That’s today?” - he forgets your birthday.
“Commitment, bitch.”- Michael carries around his and yours baby girl, carrying her diaper bag and grinning with you. He then completely shuts off someone who made a rude remark about it.
Stellar - Michael adores kids.
Viridian Green - unknown to the public’s eye is how Michael truly is once he’s inside these four walls that he considers as home.
Own You - Michael proves to you that your dyslexia doesn’t own you.
“They reminded me of you.” - tour is finally over.
Maybe - you and Michael are exes, warming up to each other slowly but surely to cope up with the fact that you’re his P.A. And maybe,it was bound to change just because of what he said.
“I’m open to the possibility.” - that you don’t love me anymore.
Meant To Be - literally hours before your wedded to Michael.
michael as a dad would include
michael giving hugs
whatever you do, don’t try to imagine michael…
giving michael the silent treatment
luke annoying you
fights with michael
imagine Michael groaning out
“It was supposed to be cool.”
Ashton as a dad
ok but imagine this concept
a couple of seconds
after having a fight with calum
“Don’t you even dare.”
daddy ashton in the sidelines
calum as a dad
hugging a tired calum
drunk of his ass calum
nights with luke
michael as a dad
stuttering wedding vows
different calum faces
Happy Birthday, Luke! ¾
Happy Birthday, Luke! 2/4
Happy Birthday, Luke! ¼
really happy michael
as per requested
malum lives on forever
fluff, i like that shit
really happy luke makes me really happy
this makes me so happy
happy birthday michael
happy birthday michael 2/3
happy birthday michael 3/3
when you know you’ve been right all along
1. “You don’t know how long I waited for you to burst in those doors and tell that you love me again.” c a l m
2. “She’s beautiful.” c a l m
3. “Fuck you.” c a l m
4. “I wrote a song. And it’s for you.” c a l m
5. “Just please. Just this once. Let me in again in those walls of yours.” c a l m
6. Love Me or Leave Me c a l m
7. “I’ve grown used to it.” c a l m
8. “It got stuck.” c a l m
9. “Fuck, that’s hot.” c a l m
10. “I can’t help it.” c a l m
11. Always c a l m
12. “I don’t know what would happen to me if you leave. But I can assure you that I’m not going be the same once you do it.” c a l m
13. “Hey. Wake up.” c a l m
14. “Don’t make me say it.” c a l m
15. The End c a l m
16. “You made me a promise, daddy. And you broke it.” c a l m
17. “I’m afraid I can’t do that baby girl.” c a l m
18. “Shut up.” c a l m
19. “Sing me to sleep?” c a l m
20. “I’m tired.” c a l m
21. “No matter how much you shut me out, I still love you. And I can’t deny it.” c a l m
22. “Oh my god.” c a l m
23. “I know just the thing, baby.” c a l m
24. “You’re killing me when you do that.”
c a l m
25. “What the hell are you doing here?”
c a l m
26. “No. No. And another fucking no.”
c a l m
c a l m
c a l m
29. “She has your eyes.”
c a l m
30. “This is so sappy I want to cry and kill you at the same time.”
c a l m
31. “Rubber gloves are just underrated condoms.”
c a l m
32. I Miss You
c a l m
33. “Sup homeboy.”
c a l m
34. “Is that my shirt that you’re wearing?”
c a l m
35. “Woah. T-that’s hot.”
c a l m
36. “You should wear my snapbacks more.”
c a l m
37. “Stop saying that.”
c a l m
38. “It’s funny. Seeing you again here. Same time, same place.”
c a l m
39. “Trust me, I tried my best.”
c a l m
40. Inside Out
c a l m
41. “It’s so fluffy. I need to stab someone to be punk rock I guess.”
c a l m
42. “Boo-hoo little bitch.”
c a l m
43. “I made a playlist. And all of the songs reminded me of you.”
c a l m
44. “That’s one hell of a good looking pilot.”
c a l m
45. “You can never be her.”
c a l m
46. “I’m glad you don’t wear that shit.”
c a l m
47. “I don’t want to say goodbye. And I never will.”
c a l m
c a l m
49. “I notice the little things about you. And they make a shit ton of difference.”
c a l m
50. “Were you just jerking off?
c a l m
don’t make this a flop
Are these what you call recs?
@im-cool-ask-my-mom (main blog that I barely use, follows and likes come from here)
(don’t even bother finding the other seven)
I’ll redo and probably continue these ones when I sort out everything, promise.
Tattoo Artist!Michael - masterlist
CEO!Calum - masterlist
Gang Leader!Ashton - masterlist
Divorced!Luke - masterlist
Prince!Luke - masterlist
Stupidly in Love - masterlist
Let’s co-write together!
I’m officially opening a portion in which you can submit any kind of writing, may be an imagine, a preference, a blurb or just of any kind of writing!
Requests are and always will be open :) !
If you do know anything on how to make a masterlist that really is made for mobiles, kindly send me an ask/message me about it. Thank you!
She disrespected the Black Lives Matter movement in 140 characters and doesn’t stand up for civil rights unless she’s asked about it where she has to give a likable answer.
“But Selena is the most followed person on Instagram.” Well then tell that bitch to use her platform to support and discuss the problems going on.
She doesn’t wanna support BLM but is first in line for Abel’s black dick? That’s typical snow bunny behavior. If you’re a minority yourself, don’t you think you should speak on something’s if you want to be considered an activist?
Black Twitter needs to come for whoever made this shit.
And yeah, if she wants to be an activist that she claims she is, then she needs to speak on shit.
UPDATE : Nvm it was a joke, they just trynna get Selena dragged. But everything else is still true and Im not deleting
Sorry about being bad with posting art…
A sketch of myself, how Artsy.
(Why yes that is my fave half-elven rogue disaster from Critical Role on the other side of this piece of paper but I’m not happy about how that drawing turned out soooo)
I am doing an art project for school and I want to start posting progress-pictures? But idk it’s not gonna look very nice until the very end. I’ll think about it. If you wanna see it, let me know, though.