update thursday

1D Hiatus: Day 365

* Niall posts three pictures on Instagram

* Steve Aoki likes a lot of fans’ tweets and thanks a few Twitter accounts

* Niall posts a selfie and a video on Snapchat

* Louis gets papped leaving a hotel in London

* Louis posts a picture on Instagram

* Niall performs at the Kiss 108 Jingle Ball in Boston

* The first official poster for ‘Dunkirk’ is released

* Ellie Goulding and Diplo post pictures with Niall on Instagram

* ‘Just Hold On’ is BBC Radio 1′s Track Of The Day

* The second trailer for ‘Dunkirk’ is said to be in cinemas alongside ‘Rogue One’

It’s Dec 12th, 2016.


Cafe Cardamari Tales : Rain Check - Page 1 - (Open image in new tab for full size)

Comic Archive - Updated every Thursday

Hello everybody and welcome to the third chapter of Cafe Cardamari Tales, Rain Check! Long time fans should recognize the name and this is indeed a remake of an older short comic I made long time ago. This time the story is longer and more fleshed out! Hope you guys are excited!

Anyway, Taloupe and his butler are driving to Inkopolis but looks like Taloupe is not feeling too well about this. Hmm…

FanFic Recommendations

Content does not belong to me. These are just my favorites/recommendations. Updates happen every Thursday.


Authors are not credited but the links will take you to original author’s page.

Please Keep in Mind:

  • (M) mature content (language, smut, etc) 
  • (T) trigger warning (violence, drugs, self harm, child birth, etc) 
  • (F) fluff 
  • (A) angst


Kim Seokjin (Jin): Human Instinct (F) | boyfriend material (F) | 1004 (A/F) |

Min Yoongi (Suga): First at Everything (F) | Waffles (M) | Of Books And Dirty Cash (T) |

Jung Hoseok (J-Hope): Split (M) |

Kim Namjoon (Rapmonster): Before You Bow Down | Made For Each Other (M/T) | Owned | Twister (F) | When The Toddler Rebels (F) | Gravity (M) |

Kim Taehyung (V): A Wish | Tae’s Hands (M) |

Park Jimin: I’m (not) Lost |

Jeon Jungkook: Fireflies (F) | Destruction |


Mark Tuan: Red + Mark Tuan (F) | Answer (F) |

Im Jaebum (JB): Haunted (A) | When The Baby Cries (F/T) | Mine (F/M) | His (M) | Is This How It Feels To Be In Love? (A/F/M) |

Jackson Wang: Study Break //Jackson Wang (M) | A Special Day (M) | “That Squishy Body Is Mine” (F) | When You’re Pregnant (F) |

Park Jinyoung (formerly JR): Atmosphere |

Choi Youngjae:

Kunpimook Bhuwakul (BamBam): Daddy’s Home (M) |

Kim Yugyeom: Dancing For Yugyeom (M) | First Impressions (F) |


Any Member: Punish Me (M) |

Kim Minseok (Xiumin): Stay (A) | Lost (A) | Jealous (M) |

Kim Junmyeon (Suho): Just Date Already (F) | Being Parents With Suho (F) |

Zhang Yixing (LAY):

Byun Baekhyun: Flu (F) | Tease (F/M) |

Kim Jongdae (Chen):

Park Chanyeol (PCY): With Care (F) | The Wrong One (M) | Fair Play (M) | Elysian (F) |

Do Kyungsoo (D.O): Consider Me Yours (M) | 

Kim Jongin (Kai): Dimensions |

Oh Sehun: Try Me (M) | Love Me Again (A/F) | Welcome Back (M) | “Just Stop!” (A) |

Sponsorship Update: 8am GMT Thursday December 15

A big thank you to everyone who helped spread the word about the sponsorship project. And a big thank you to Louis for tweeting about it.

As Becca stated earlier tonight, this is by far the greatest number of sponsorships we have had to process at one time. Aside from all the hours we spent during the day keeping up with emails and the forms, Becca and I just spent 8 hours tonight monitoring and processing matches. And yet we are not done! But we have hit quite a few limitations with Google and have maxed it out for the night. As of right now, we have processed 6169 matches. Of which almost 5000 are just from today!

  • If you have received a list of sponsees, please send them out asap.
  • If you have received a gift, please redeem asap so as many of them as possible count towards the first week’s charts.
  • If you have NOT received a list of sponsees, you are in the queue and we are working on it but like stated above, definite limitations when we get a sudden 13K responses versus the normal 300.

Even if you do not receive sponsees/a gift in the first week, do not fear, we still want high numbers in the second week so please continue to gift when you receive emails and redeem when you receive gifts.

Once again, we are grateful to every single sponsor and sponsee. It will just take us some time to work through the lists.

PSA: Please make sure your emails are spelled correctly. We got quite a few bounced sponsor emails today and we have no way of contacting you to fix the spelling. Sponsors signed up by the time of this post and do not get an email in the next few days, email 1dsponsorships@gmail.com to see if you were one of the misspelled emails.

~createdoutofnecessity & beccasafan


161103 WJSN Official Instagram Update 

wjsn_cosmic: Sleepy Thursday afternoon! Showing you two girls  #Seola #Exy hardworking practice side 🤗 Show strength for the rest of the week everyone! 



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Ego - Jefferson x Reader

Prompt: “His ego is so visible; I can almost watch it grow.” x Jefferson

TW: “Uptight bitch” is something that’s said but that’s about it.

Notes: Cliffhanger!! Part 2 if it’s wanted.

A/N: I’m actually updating when I need to wow. For future reference, and I’ll post an official post in a bit of the schedule. I update on Thursdays and Sundays. The rest of the days are my writing days. Look out for a collab on a Wednesday of every month. I’ll post more in depth but that’s the gist.

Word Count: 696

“-Political parties weren’t even supposed to last… -They just made the president’s job harder…”

At this point your eyes were rolled so far back into your head, you wondered if they’d ever come back out. This man was insufferable.

“Jefferson, do us all a favor and shut up” You snapped. He only rolled his eyes and continued talking, irritating you even more.

You leaned to your best friend, Alex, “His ego is so visible; I can almost watch it grow,“ you whispered. Alex snorted in response and choked back a laugh when he caught a glimpse of something. Alex nodded his head toward what caught his eye. You followed his eyes and there it was. In all its glory.

You snickered, “His ego isn’t the only thing I can see growing.”

“(Y/L/N), is there something you’d like to say to me?” Thomas hissed.

“Look down, Jefferson. I see speaking your unwanted and unasked for opinion really gets you going.”

You watched his eyebrows knit together as he looked down, his confidence faltering for a second before his infamous smirk rose from his lips to hide his embarrassment.

“You know you want me, Darlin’.”

At that remark you burst out laughing. After the very anticipated ring of the bell, class was over. Thomas hadn’t shut up and even the teacher’s patience was wearing thin, but you needed his help for class, so you weren’t quite done with him yet.

“Jefferson- I need to talk to you,” you called to him. His cocky smirk spread across his face as he made his way toward you.

“You called? It’s nice to see me, the pleasure is yours. How may I assist you?” He asked much too confidently. God, the arrogant ass he was.

“Shut up for a second, will ya?” You said exasperatedly, “ As much as I’d rather not ask this, you’re probably the best in this class and I need help studying.”

“What’s in it for me?” He bit his lip, looking you up and down.

“Quality time with me, myself, and I. Come on, the test is in three days and I can’t waste any time,” you responded, grabbing his wrist and dragging him along.

He chuckled, “Eager.”

A few hours later, you still hadn’t gotten much done. Thomas was on his phone and not really offering much advice while you were pouring over your notes, trying to figure out what the important parts.

“Off my bed, Jefferson, I don’t know where you’ve been. If you’re going to sit on your phone not even being useful to me right now, why’d you agree to come?” You started to rant, frustrated and stressed.

“(Y/N), chill out for one second will you? You asked me to help you study for the government final.”

“I did ask you. You agreed and you’re not even helping like you said you would!”

You felt anger bubble inside of you when you heard him mumble something about you being an ‘uptight bitch’.

“What’d you just call me?”

“An uptight bitch,” he said all too nonchalantly, “loosen up a li-.” Before he could finish, you had cut him off by roughly attaching your lips to his. You could feel him smirk before his arm snaked around your waist, pulling you even closer. He was a good kisser, you’ll give him that.

You pulled away, panting a little because damn did that boy know how to take a girl’s breath away.

“Why do you hate me so much?” He questioned, looking almost vulnerable, a hint of hurt evident in his eyes.

“I don’t hate you. You just annoy the hell out of me. With your hard, loud, open opinions and your stupid gorgeous face, and hair, and your body, and-” you stopped with a sigh, “I don’t hate you. If I’m honest I actually find you extremely attractive.” You let the words tumble from your lips, silently wishing you knew how to shut up.

“Give me a chance, (Y/N). I may be an arrogant dick in school but I know how to treat a lady such as yourself. You’re beautiful and you deserve to be treated like a queen. Please,” he almost whispered the word ‘please’ which made your gaze soften.

Always Mine - Chapter 3

[Chapter One] [Chapter Two]

A/N: Here is chapter 3! I just wanted to thank all of you again for the tremendous amount of support on this story. It truly means a lot to me. I just recently started to think about a schedule for updating and I think I’m going to try and update every Sunday and Thursday. I hope you guys like this chapter and please feel free to let me know what you think!

Chapter Three:

Katherine sighed tiredly as she walked out of the hospital. She had just finished her shift at the nursery in the hospital where the staff could bring their children. Now don’t get her wrong, she loved her job. But with five infants and five toddlers, it could be a long day. Add on to the fact she had just gotten a phone call from her mother, nagging her about when she’d be coming back home to Atlanta.

Katherine had been lucky enough to get the job a couple months after finishing her degree in early childhood education. Sure her parent’s weren’t thrilled about her going to Virginia by herself. After all, she was only twenty two. But she assured them she’d be fine and she was.

She was so tired, she didn’t even realize the strap on her purse was close to breaking until it snapped and fell off her shoulder, sending all her belongings to the ground.

Groaning loudly, she immediately bent down, careful on how she moved since she was only wearing a sweater dress. She had gotten everything except she couldn’t find her car keys.

She started looking around her. She had been turned around when she heard a deep voice from above her.

Looking for these?” Turning around, Katherine looked up to see a tall, handsome man standing in front of her with a coffee cup in one hand and her car keys in the other. She smiled and stood up.

“I was. Thank you.” He handed the keys over to her and looked at her purse.

Should probably fucking fix that.” Katherine looked down at her broken bag and nodded.

Yea I know. Guess I should have known it was on it’s last leg.” She tucked a lock of her brown hair around her ear, something she always did when she was nervous and boy was she nervous. There was a handsome man in front of her and she saw the way his eyes looking her up and down.

They stood in silence for a few seconds before Katherine smiled.

“Well thank you for finding my keys.” The man nodded as she walked around him and started making her way back ot her car.

Wait!” Katherine’s eyes widened as she turned back around. The man was smirking at her as he walked up to her. “I did just fucking help you out. Don’t you think I deserve to know your name?”

Katherine’s cheeks flushed and she bit her bottom lip.

Well I don’t usually give my name out to strangers. How do I know you’re not crazy?” The man gave a deep laugh. He grinned and poked his tongue out between his lips, licking them.

I fucking promise you, Doll. I’m not crazy.” Katherine felt butterflies in her stomach when he called her doll. She looked up at him as he kept the smirk on his face, waiting for her response. Sighing quietly to herself, she spoke.

I’m Katherine.” The man grinned and nodded.

“Katherine. That’s a nice fucking name.” Katherine blushed and smiled.

Thank you. And what’s your name?”

The man smirked.


Katherine’s heart clenched at the memory she just had. That had been the first time she had ever met Negan. She remembered thinking how handsome he was and how much he seemed to like to curse. After their first meeting, she never thought she’d see him again but the next day while she was working on the nursery, he came and visited. Even to this day, she didn’t know how he knew where in the hospital she worked.

She stared blankly out the windshield as they continued to drive. She tried to move as far away from Negan as possible. She could feel his eyes on her but never looked his way. She wasn’t shocked when he took her. Hell, she would have been more shocked if he hadn’t but that didn’t mean she was silently hoping her father came and rescued her.

The cab of the truck they were in shook as they hit a bump in the road.

‘Probably a walker’ she thought.

“Fucking take it easy, Davey. We got special cargo with us.” Negan smirked, wrapping an arm around Katherine’s shoulder’s. Katherine tensed, much to Negan’s amusement.

“Relax them shoulder’s, Kitty Kat. No need to be so fucking scared.” He laughed but Katherine just remained quiet and tense.

It was mid afternoon by the time they got to where Katherine assumed was their camp. She watched as they pulled into a big factory. She swallowed the lump in her throat and willed herself not to cry. When the truck stopped, Negan opened his door and stepped out, grabbing Lucille before looking at Katherine. He grabbed her right wrist and pulled her out of the truck.

Katherine stumbled slightly before standing straight. She couldn’t help but let her eyes wander. Her eyes widened when she saw a bunch of walkers off to the side in a caged yard. There looked to be men in there, pushing them away and trying to impale them on sticks.

“Welcome to The Sanctuary, Sweetheart.” Katherine looked up at him, seeing a smirk on his face as he let her wrist go and turned around to talk to his men.

Turning back around to look at all the trucks, she saw Dwight pulling Daryl out of one of them. She watched as Dwight started dragging him towards the factory. Their eyes locked and Daryl started to fight slightly but stopped when Dwight held a gun to him. Katherine shook her head slightly. Daryl had already been hurt. She didn’t want anything more to happen to him.

Katherine watched as Dwight pushed him into the factory and shut the door.

“Fuck, he’s a tough one. He’s gonna be fun to break.” Katherine jumped hearing Negan’s chuckling voice right in her ear. She hadn’t even realized he had snuck up on her. He swung an arm around her shoulder’s and smirked down at her. “Let’s go see your new fucking home.”

He started walking, pulling Katherine along with him.When they walked into the factory, she heard bustling down below them. Peaking her head over the railing of the platform they were on, she saw tons of people. Some were working while others were sitting around. She noticed how they looked up and immediately got down on one knee as her and Negan walked past. Negan hadn’t even acknowledged them. Instead he whistled and kept his grip on Katherine.

Katherine kept her eyes on the ground most of the time. She noticed how the floor go nicer as they walked through the factory. She didn’t know where they were going until Negan stopped, making her stop as well.

She looked up and saw a wooden door in front of them. Negan kept whistling as he pulled a key out of his jean pocket and slid it into the lock, unlocking the door. Once he heard the door clicked, he pushed it open and turned to Katherine, grinning at her.

“After you, Doll.”

Katherine looked at him confused, making no move to walk in. Negan just laughed and grabbed her wrist again, pulling her inside. Katherine stumbled but thankfully didn’t fall as she looked around. It was large bedroom. Larger than some of the ones back at Alexandria. It had two black couches, a small wooden coffee table in the middle of them. To her left was a king sized, four poster bed with navy sheets.

It didn’t take a genius to figure out where she was. She was in Negan’s bedroom.

Her heart started beating fast when she heard the bedroom door close and his heavy foosteps coming up right behind her. She tried not to tense when she felt two gloved hands settle on her shoulder’s.

“Make your self at fucking home, Kitty Kat.” He pushed her towards one of the couches. She could feel his eyes burning into her back as she slowly walked over and sat down. Quietly laughing to himself, he walked over and sat on the couch opposite of her. Leaning Lucille next to him, he pulled his gloves off and threw them down on the coffee table.

It was silent between the two for what seemed like forever. Katherine shocked herself by being the first one to speak.

“W-what are you gonna do with Daryl?”

Negan smirked.

“That’s all fucking up to him. But let’s not talk about him, let’s fucking talk about you.” He poked his tongue out between his teeth as he grinned at sat on the edge of the couch.

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 “Now where in the fuck did my little Kitty Kat run off to?”

Katherine swallowed the lump in her throat. He stared at her intently until she answered.

“B-back to Atlanta.” She hated how much her voice shook. She hated knowing how much one man scared her. Since the apocalypse, she thought she had gotten stronger both physically and mentally. But that seemed to have gone out the window now.

“Yea I should have fucking guessed that. You were always going on and on about how you wanted to fucking go home.”

All Katherine could do was nod. He was right. She had always talked about heading back home to Atlanta, even before everything went to shit with her and Negan. Negan becoming crazy just made her want to go home even more. But he was always there, persuading her some way or another to stay. It wasn’t until she had finally had enough that she left without saying good bye or anything.

Negan’s smile suddenly dropped as he stood up and walked over, sitting on the table in front of her. He grabbed her chin and forced her to look at him.

“Who the fuck gave you permission to leave me?” This was another thing she didn’t miss. His mood swings.

“ I didn’t need permission,” she said, trying to keep her voice even. Her answer only seemed to make him angrier since his grip tightened on her chin, making her wince.

“Now that’s where you’re fucking wrong, Katherine.” Katherine knew she was in trouble. Negan had rarely ever used her full name always calling her either Kitty Kat or Doll. He only used Katherine when they were fighting or he was angry at her. “You did need permission. My fucking permission.”

Katherine felt a tear fall from her eye as he continued.

“You are mine,” he growled. “You are in my home now and you will fucking listen to me or there will be severe consequences. This is a new fucking world, Doll, and I’m in charge now. Not your daddy, not that dumbass redneck. Me. Do we fucking understand each other?”

Katherine looked into his dark eyes. When she didn’t answer, he grabbed her chin harder, making her yelp.

“I said do we fucking understand each other?” He raised his voice that time. Katherine swallowed the lump in her throat and nodded as best she could since he had a hold of her chin. Negan nodded along with her.

“Good. Good fucking girl.”

She thought he was going to let her chin go but he didn’t. His eyes dropped down to her lips instead. He flicked his tongue out to lick his while he grinned.

“Ya know, that kiss back there was just to fucking piss your daddy off. Why don’t we have a proper one now.” Before she could answer, he pulled her into for another kiss. His rough lips claimed hers over and over again. 

Katherine didn’t kiss back. Instead her mind flashed back to another memory.

You know, I think my supervisor is beginning to think you’re stalking me.”

Negan laughed as he and Katherine walked side by side through the halls of the hospital, both heading out to their cars. It had been almost two weeks since they had first met and almost everyday since then, Negan would come visit her and the kids at the nursery. He would come just owards the end of her shift and then walk her out to her car afterwards.

She gonna call fucking security on me?” Katherine laughed and shook her head.

Probably not. But she’d probably give me the pepper spray she has.” Negan chuckled as they walked out of the hospital and towards where her car was.

I would be fucking pissed if you pepper sprayed me, Doll.”

Katherine laughed again, her stomach errupting with butterflies like it usually did whenever he called her Doll or Kitty Kat.

I wouldn’t. Unless you go crazy or something.” Negan smirked as they stopped in front of her 2012 black Nissan Altima.

Fuck, I already told you I’m not crazy.” Katherine smiled as she opened her driver’s side door and tossed her new purse inside. She stoo back up straight, jumping when Negan was right in front of her. Since he was taller than her, she had to look up at him. She felt a shiver run down her spine at the look in his eyes.

His hand came up to grip her chin.

“W-what are you-.”

Her question was cut off when she felt a pair of lips on her own. Katherine’s blue eyes widened before they fluttered shut and kissed back. This was something she had been wanting for almost a week now. She couldn’t help but smile to herself as they continued to kiss in the parking lot.

Unlike then, Katherine didn’t want this. She didn’t know what came over her, but she found herself pushing Negan away. Her actions shocked herself. She hadn’t pushed him away when he did it in front of her father, so why did she push him away now?

'It’s cause you’re not in front of your friends and family who Negan could have hurt had you pushed him away.’ Her brain said to her.

She expected Negan to be mad but instead he just laughed.

“I fucking get it, Doll. You’re still upset about everything. Still in fucking shock about us being back together. I get it.”

He stood up and walked over, pouring himself a drink from the cart that was across the room. Katherine sat there, her thoughts racing.

“Who were all those people down there?” She asked after a few seconds. Negan turned back around, a glass of scotch in his hand. He took a sip as he walked back over to sit back on the table. Katherin sat back a little, just enough so her chin was out of his reach.

“They all work for me. They work for points.”

Katherine furrowed her eyebrows.


Negan nodded and sipped his drink.

“Yup. You work, you fucking get points and that’s how you get stuff. You don’t have enough points, tough fucking luck. You gotta work harder. The only ones who don’t have to work, are my wives.”

Katherine’s eyes widened. Wives? As in more than one?

“W-wives?” Negan smirked and nodded.

“Yup. Got fucking five of them. You of all fucking people should know, Kitty Kat, that I am not a one girl kind of guy.”

Katherine shook her head, running her fingers through her hair.

“Oh what’s the fucking matter, Doll. Jealous?”

Katherine shook her head again. She wasn’t jealous. Disgusted was more like it.

Negan finished the rest of his drink and put the glass down on the table.

“Fuck, ya know what? Maybe now that you’re here, I don’t need them. We had a lot of fucking fun from what I can remember. And fucking trust me, I think about that shit all the time.”

Katherine just kept her gaze on the ground. Negan just chuckled and stood up.

“Come on, Doll. Laugh a little. I’ve missed it.” He walked over and grabbed Lucille, picking her up and putting her on his shoulder. “Come on.” Katherine slowly stood and walked over to him. He grabbed her wrist and pulled her out of his bedroom. They walked down the hall until they stopped at a door. Negan opened and nudged Katherine inside. 

Stepping in, she saw it was another bedroom, this one about the same size as her’s back at Alexandria. Her heart clenched at the thought of her old room. When would she see it next? Her thoughts then drifted to Judith, her baby sister.  Would she ever see her again? Ever since their mom died, she had promised to do anything and everything for her baby sister. And now she didn’t know when she’d see her next.

“This is your new fucking room, Doll. Hope ya like it. I gotta go handle some business. Ya know, let everyone fucking know what a success our trip was.”

Her eyes filled with tears as his footsteps came near her.

“I’ll be back in little bit. Think about what I said back there.”

Katherine didn’t answer him but she knew what he was talking about. The whole wife thing.  Negan grinned at her and walked out of the room, shutting the door behind him.

As soon as the door was shut, Katherine walked over and sat on the bed. Gripping the flannel blanket below her, she allowed the tears to fall freely. Her bodies shook with as she cried harder and harder.

“What am I going to do?” She whispered to herself. She laid down on the bed, facing away from the door. Her cries slowly stopped as she drifted off to sleep.

Outside the door, Negan smirked hearing her. After her cries stopped and he assumed she had fallen asleep, he lifted Lucille back onto his shoulder and began walking down the hallway, whistling a happy tune.

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'SNL' Weekend Update Expands With 30-Minute Weekly Telecast
NBC ordered four 30-minute episodes of ‘Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update.”

Here are the details:

  • It airs on Thursday, August 10th at 9 PM
  • Colin Jost and Michael Che will be the anchors, which probably means they’ll be back for Season 43 (2017-18 season) and a 4th season together.
  • It’ll run for 4 episodes
  • No word on if it’ll be exactly like Weekend Update Thursday format (Cold opening sketch then go into update)
  • It’ll run just like Weekend Update, with segments featuring some of the cast doing their update characters and impressions

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Always Mine - Chapter 14


A/N: Hey guys! Here is chapter 14! So unfortunately, this is the last chapter of Always Mine until The Walking Dead comes back to TV. But don’t worry, I’m going to start outlining the prequel! I was thinking about a new update schedule. How would you guys feel about Always Mine being updated on Thursday’s and the prequel being updated on Sunday’s? Let me know what you think! I want to try and have the first chapter of the prequel done by Sunday so you guy’s still get an update!


Katherine immediately pulled her hands out of Negan and pushed him off of her. Negan immediately sat up and scowled at her while she quickly pulled a sheet up to cover her body.

“What the fuck do you think you’re fucking doing?”

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