You know what? I don’t want to say ‘Merry Christmas’ anymore. Because I don’t like that Trump supporters always want us to be specific when it’s about stuff that’s important to them.
You know: it can’t be ‘Happy Holidays,’ it’s gotta be ‘Merry Christmas.’ It can’t be ‘Save the Planet,’ it’s gotta be, ‘America First.’ But then when somebody wants to stand up for Black people, or gays, or women, they’re like, ‘Hey wait a minute, what about everybody else?’
So you know what? Don’t think of it as me saying, ‘Happy Holidays’ anymore, think of it as me saying: ‘All Holidays Matter.’