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WE DRAW EACH OTHER LIKE FRENCH GIRLS

(Watch it on YouTube at: Eli ah)

  • HT: Guan Shan, will you.. [hands pack of bubblegum]
  • GS: uh yeah, sure [reaches]
  • HT: [quickly hides it inside his pocket] marry me? haha that was a yes! great~ now we're set.
  • GS:
  • GS: [glares] you fucker.. don't trick me with bubble gum. you're awful.
  • HT: but you said yes. you can't take that back.
  • GS: why are you so—
  • HT: you said yes.

anonymous asked:

Once I asked my manager if I should use the broom, or the swiffer, to clean the floor. Manager precedes to make an obvious joke, right to my face, that I'm a dumb blonde. Excuse me for being new jerkwad

Dumb blonde jokes are so out of fucking date it’s not even funny anymore. My father, who is near 70, even knows that. Your manager needs to update their so called humor. -Abby

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Miss Trash-Chute and Her Wingman *A Klaroline Fanfiction*

NEW CHAPTER UPDATED / CHAPTER 2


SUMMARY :: ::

Caroline and Klaus are neighbors who got off on the wrong foot but Klaus needs her help so he offers to help her woo her crush Enzo in exchange for a favor. However the wingman Klaus soon develops feelings for her and she for him. will they give in or let go?

AH/ AU ( Inspired from the movie The Ugly Truth)

PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!!

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