Well Good Morning All You Little Critters Its Me Seymour. And Today Since Gerold Has A Bit Of A Cold I Will Write One Good Article For You People And Here It Is: TOP FIVE TAPIRS DISEASES
5. FAT-RUMP FEVER
Well To Start Off With Here Is One Of The Most Common Ailments For Us Tapirs: Name Of “Fat-Rump Fever”. Every Tapir In The World Has A Powerful Engine Inside Of Us To Give Us Power And Confidence But When You Eat Too Much Damn Beef And Pork You Know What Will Happen. All Clogged Up
4. ROSTROUS TORQUE
Now Most Tapirs Just Have A Little Jump Around And Sniff Something In Their Life And They Think “Thats That” And Calmly Expire. But With Rostrous Torque You Just Absolutely Never Know – Twisting Around All The Time And Bomping Into All Sorts Of Cosmic Megastructure Really Anything Could Happen And Thats Why It Is SO Dangeros.
3. SUPERNAL SPILLS
Oh Supernal Spills… Oh Supernal Spills… Oh Supernal Spills… Just One Of The Worst Diseases For Anybody Let Alone A Poor Little Tapir To Have. Supernal Spills Is When One Boastful Fellow Lets There Ego Stream And Stream Up Into The Stratosphere And Broadcasting Theyre Huge Amazon River Of An Ego To Any Who Will Listen. Many Of You People Have This Awful Disease
Sometimes In A Day A Tapir Gets Some Ruptures And His Sweet Ichor Just Comes Flowing Out Like Thick Cream. Absolutely No Danger To Us Tapirs But The Problem Is It Can Attract All Kind Of HORRIBLE Offspring Of Lelwani And Other Fuckers Who Just Thirst To Slurp It Up With Their Foul Proboscis
Ten times Yuuri adorably fell asleep in inappropriate places.
Ten Times Yuuri Adorably Fell Asleep In Inappropriate Places
10) One during a visit to Viktor he fell asleep in the rink
in St Petersburg while waiting for Viktor to show up and no-one had the heart
to wake him up even when Viktor arrived
9) On a long-haul flight that he and Viktor were on, which
Viktor was kind of envious of because he couldn’t sleep and had to stay awake
for like 15 hours being extremely bored with no-one to talk to and Yuuri slept
the entire way there
8) In the dance studio in Detroit after a late-night
practice. The owners found him curled up fast asleep on the floor when they
came in the next day to open the studio again.
7) On a train on a random person’s shoulder. Phichit never
let him live it down
6) On Phichit’s bed on top of Phichit after a party when he
was very drunk. Phichit has never let him live this one down either
5) On top of Viktor when they were lying on the sofa
watching a film together and Viktor was trapped on the sofa the whole night
because Yuuri looked so peaceful and he didn’t want to wake him up
4) In Yakov’s house during a gathering with all the Russian
skaters. He was mortified when he woke up, especially because his relationship
with Yakov is always a bit tense due to the doping thing, but someone had draped
a blanket over him and let him be so he assumed no-one was too angry at him (it
3) During a competition when he only woke up a really soon
before he had to skate. He was usually very good at keeping up with assignments
for college as well as skating but during this particular competition he forgot
about one and had to frantically do it the night before and got practically no
sleep. The competition wasn’t massively important but he should have been
getting ready and warming up but instead he was napping
2) On the ice in Detroit. It was during the exam period and
Yuuri was stress skating a lot and not eating or sleeping well. Absolutely
no-one knows how it happened but Phichit and Celestino came in to find him
literally asleep on the ice of the rink. They woke him up very concerned that
he might get hypothermia but not before Phichit had taken a photo and put it on
his Instagram because it was hilarious
1) On Viktor’s shoulder on live TV during a competition. He
wasn’t competing as it was the Euros but he’d been on a very long flight just
hours before and Viktor was still waiting to skate and he just couldn’t keep
his eyes open. He looked adorable and the video and pictures went viral very
quickly. Viktor spent the entire time glaring at everyone who came close with
an unspoken promise that if anyone woke Yuuri up no-one would ever find their
Early Grape Brow collection in Wildly Miniature Sandwich naturals and un-naturals!
Here is my masterpost of all currently released @early-grape Brows! Some of these have probably been done before (I have included the ones I originally did before) but oh well! Now its all in one handy dandy post!
In both naturals and un-naturals to match WMS’s hairs and base game/pack recolours!
This is a swatch addon so you will need to download the original brows from Early-Grape to get EA’s colours!
Before the new season of Samurai Jack started, I rewatched the entire series so that it was fresh in my mind, and one thing really bothered me. In the episode ‘Four Seasons of Death’, Jack meets Spring (I’m not sure if that’s actually what her name is…). Her character bothers me the most of any because she clearly had malevolent intentions towards him, but her motivation is never known (although you can probably assume its to do with Aku) and when Jack realises that something is off with her, he fights her very briefly, and then she seems to disappear. But that’s the thing, she didn’t disappear. After Jack goes off, she’s still there watching him and she smiles in this sort of way like she knows something or she achieved something.
So I researched a little more into her character cause she was on my mind, and guess who voices her? GREY DELISLE. THE VERY SAME ACTOR WHO VOICES THE MOTHER OF THE DAUGHTERS OF AKU. Now, my theory is that Spring and the Mother of the Daughters of Aku are the SAME CHARACTER.
I think this because:
1) Wel,l same voice actor 2) Her motivations were never clear but she clearly wanted something 3) We’ve been seeing a lot of old faces and considering point 2, I reckon she’s gonna pop up 4) We haven’t seen the mother’s face 5) When Jack was with her he kept getting visions of Aku, now there could be several reasons for this but one of them could be that she aligned herself with Aku and something, maybe his instinct was telling him to get away. 6) When Ashi cleans off her burns, she dresses in a spring sort of attire
Now these are all kind of loose links (especially the last point) but I feel like Spring is important, and it’ll be interesting to see if she does come up again, whether to confirm my theory of not.
But if she does turn out to be the mother, then it could potentially confirm the ‘Jack is the real father of the Daughters of Aku’…
1. (name idea) it’s okay (because Mystery tries to fix things but it doesnt f uckin work)
2. Mystery murdered Alfred’s parents partly because his daddio got involved with Alfredo’s parents and he told them that he was a bad kiddo and said some shit about him and his parents thought he was a bad bad but they wanted Alfred to be happy so they didn’t stop him from seeing him
3. Kao was a victim of Mystery before he knew about him from Alfred , he totally FUCKED him up and fUCKED his eyes up and that was the reason he was so hurt and FUCKED up when Alfred met him and Kao didn’t remember because he got a concussion when Mystery FUCKED him up
4. Alfred has the power to hurt Mystery badly and he got the power from the time Mystery killed his parents (because he got stronger because he got through his parents dying) but he can’t because a part of his body is pulling him back from it (Btw by power i dont mean like , a super power i mean the ability)
5. (name idea) drop dead (because Mystery wants Alfred to dI E)
@sleepy-kinq you’re probably not gonna like these ghivfjdoklgfdes
+ We don’t understand. Say it with me now. We. Don’t. Understand.
+ It doesn’t matter how many poc friends we have, it will never make saying a slur okay. In fact, that makes it worse, because not only is that, in this instance, disrespecting and degrading someone’s humanity - but doing so knowingly, and doing so to a friend and using that friend as a shield from all criticism after dehumanizing them.
+ Despite being raised in a society that values our voices above all others, we really need to learn to shut the fuck up sometimes. Really. Not everything needs our opinion, and when it comes to people of color talking about how they are oppressed, nothing we can say will be of more value than what they have to say. So, shut the fuck up. Really.
+ Experiencing discomfort is an essential part of unlearning racist and discriminatory behaviors. We are not entitled to be continuously comfortable. We do not have the right to silence people of color or police their tone so that a race discussion is one that we are comfortable with. It is not the job of POC to hold our hand and gently guide us through this. Demanding they do so is revictimizing them, dehumanizing them further, and invalidating their argument based on your subjective comfort.
+ We are not the victims here. We need to get off the martyr cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and get the fuck over ourselves.
+ Can we stop bringing up that one time a POC didn’t blow sunshine up our ass as a reason we’re a victim because they were mean to us? Because that’s fucking ridiculous.
+ Racialism isn’t a fucking thing. It’s an excuse for saying or doing something racist.
+ Stop pretending like being called ‘cracker’ or ‘honky’ or ‘whitey’ is on the same level as any racist slur. It isn’t. It never will be. When we use racist slurs it brings up centuries of violence, oppression, dehumanization, murder, abuse, and slavery. When they call us ‘cracker’, it brings to mind a snack food.
+ Above all, we need to realize that when it comes to race, for once, it is not all about us! _______________________________
Quick review for all the tl;drers 1. we don’t understand 2. don’t use slurs. 3. shut the fuck up 4. not POCs job to hold your hand 5. stop martyring yourself 6. no one cares about your anecdotes 7. bullshit excuses for racism are exactly that 8. reverse racism is also bullshit 9. not all about us.