up to the name of the doctor

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip
-everything men tell you is a lie
-store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand
-pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones
-don’t lie to your doctor
-seriously don’t
-at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life
-you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one)
-you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time
-people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude
-never underestimate the power of new underwear

100 NON-SEXUAL WAYS TO MAKE HER FEEL LITTLE

Help me tie my shoes

Wash my hair in the bath

Pet me

Pick out my clothes

Pull me into your lap

Get my paci if you notice me chewing my lip

Cuddle me

Make me giggle

Use my little dishes for a meal

Bring me a drink in a sippy cup

Stick a crazy straw in my drink

Hold my hand in public

Order for me at a restaurant

Drive me places (and pick me up)

Go to my doctor’s appointments with me

Help me make tough choices

Let me fall asleep on you

Ask me to help you with things

Tell me when I’m a good girl

Tell me if I make you proud

Take care of me when I’m sick

Remind me to take my medicine

Suggest naptime, especially if I’m crabby

Read to me

Ask me about my favorite things; tell me about yours

Whisper secrets to me

Teach me new things

Remember my plushies’ names

Ask about my plushies and toys

Tuck me in at night

Remind me of bedtime

Ask if I remembered to do things

Kiss the top of my head or forehead

Color with me

Check for mean-monsters

Listen to my excited-babbles

Play pretend with me

Take me to a park

Push me on the swings

Let me pick the movie

Tell me I’m cute/adorable

Kiss my owies

Use awesome band-aids

Surprise me

Get me little gifts

Set up a bubble bath

Let me draw a tiny heart on you

Check on my planner

Make music with me

Pick my jammies

Cook with me

Take me to the zoo

Take me to the library

Plan and go on a picnic

Take a walk with me

Take me stargazing

Visit a museum with me

Paint my toenails

Make sure I have something to cuddle

Invite me to a tea party

Ask about my imaginary friends

Plan a themed date night

Play board games with me

Play video games with me (or watch me play them)

Do arts and crafts with me

Give me candy/sweets

Make me hot cocoa with marshmallows

Blanket. Forts.

Show me a place I’ve never seen before

Whisper “shhh” in my ear when I’m upset

Wipe away my tears

Take me to see a kiddy movie in the theatre

Sing with me when I break out into song

Call me “princess,” “little one,” “kitten,” “bunny,” “girl,” or “doll”

Appreciate little gifts I make/give you

Make a funny face at me in public

Scoop me up princess-style

Watch cartoons with me

Make me a healthy snack

Make a meal of special little foods

Give me an allowance

Have me complete chores

Remind me to wash my hands before I eat

Get things from places I can’t reach

Rub my tummy when it hurts

Start a pillow fight

Shoot me with a water gun or nerf gun

Quote from my favorite books and movies

Ask me silly questions

Try to win me a prize

Take me somewhere I need to dress up to go to

Ruffle my hair

Boop my nose if my emotions are getting too intense

Let me wear your t-shirt/hoodie

Write a note and leave it somewhere for me to find

Congratulate me for doing something difficult

Start my sleepy music at night

Take me to an amusement park

Take selfies/photobooth pictures with me

Make a pinky promise with me

🍼✨💗

7

Long story short I was about to go on a dinner date with this man at 7pm. Met on SA. A little online research and I find out he was arrested for child porn, meth possession, drugging people and poking holes in condoms and he’s HIV positive.

He signed his message Doug even though his name is different. Then I asked for a photo and he sent me a selfie from work. Which email was signed Doug, but the email was from John Wallace.

I felt bad because I thought he was trying to fake his name for his own privacy and didn’t want to call him out for the error, so I ignored it. But I texted him a few hours before dinner and ask if he goes by Doug or John, and he said Doug.

So I called he restaurant and asked if they had a 7pm reservation under Doug and they said yes, and gave me the last name.  When I typed in John Wallace Doctor on google, this came up.  He had literally dyed his hair, put on glasses, shaved to change his look. But the facial features are exactly the same. The name matched up. Everything.

And when I typed in Douglas Luce (the name the girl at the restaurant told me), this came up. He had created a fake website for his “child psychiatric practice” that is so vague and nonexistent.

Here’s his most recent and current photo. I reported him on SA but I am so scared for fellow SBs. It’s honestly making my stomach churn. I called the cops and they came over to talk to me and they said since he technically didn’t threaten me there was nothing that could be done. He literally changed his ENTIRE appearance and hid himself  so well online. But imagine if I wouldn’t have caught that email error, who knows what would’ve happened. He was so classy and kind and well spoken, made the reservations and everything. I am so nauseated. And he’s roaming the streets, protected and fine.The charges are disgusting. It’s so fucking scary and this man is a premium member on SA.

okay but…Wayne Enterprises. There is no way that Thomas Wayne, a doctor, could fundamentally have managed both careers. In name, yes, but not in presence. He was a DOCTOR. Do you know how many hours doctors work?
With these thoughts established, I think we all know what I’m leading to.
Martha Wayne probably ran the company.
Had a question? Martha Wayne. Needed a signature? Martha Wayne. Had a pitch? Martha Wayne.
It was a well-oiled system, but there needed to be an acting CEO. And I believe that acting CEO would be Martha.
This, of course, brings up little five year old Bruce being brought to the office whenever she needed to pop in.
I’M NOT SAYING think about tiny Brucie dashing through the halls and the older employees remembering those occasions every time they look upon their fine and respectable CEO adult Bruce Wayne, but…it’s there if you want it.

2

i’m the secret santa for @twentyeightisalie who wanted bones doctoring so, how about bones delivering them gorn octuplets who came out biting and their proud n happy parents

ok so gorns usually have fellow gorn be their doctors, especially for something as personal as this, but there was an emergency and bones was the only option. it took him an hour or two to get the couple to trust him and no small amount of effort to get those babies safe and sound. they’re very durable and energetic so its pretty normal to have them naked n crawling everywhere after birth. he’s also their favorite doctor (and the family occasionally comms him from time to time).

When Wang So dies at the age of fifty, his final words come out as a whisper from his mouth. Soo-yah.

He wakes up, his mind blank, only the feeling of yearning for something he cannot quite define, in the body of a young man, lying on a bed in a hospital room. There’s a doctor with people who they say are his family members but he does not recognize any of them. Days pass once he comes to his senses, and they explain to him what happened. Apparently this man, no, he had his life saved from a certain death, and now he’s suffering from amnesia.

But So, now with a different 21st century name and life, is clever and strong-willed. He adjusts to his life once more. Recreates relationships, studies, and is ready to take over his father’s company. But the more he adjusts to his life after amnesia, the more he starts getting these dreams. Dreams that keep getting more and more prominent as time goes by.

He sees glimpses of a different life. He’s sitting on a throne and there’s a man bowing in front of him. He’s wielding a sword, ready to fight twenty armed men. His drinking poison and falling to his knees. He’s watching the most beautiful girl he has ever seen. And every time So wakes up in the middle of the night crying overwhelmed.

As theses night vision get more clearer, he starts researching history. And one day standing in the middle of a museum hall he sees it. A portrait of himself in Goryeo times. And all of it comes back like a tidal wave. His first words again are Hae Soo.

Wang So is now sure that she is somewhere here. And not just any reincarnation of Soo, but his Soo. He remembers Ji Mong’s last words about her and he is certain that this is where she was from the beginning. But how to find her?

Years pass. One day he meets a man, a homeless drunk who visibly recovers when he sees So’s face. Your majesty, is his first words and So laughs. Ji Mong is also the one who tells him I think I’ve found her.

Meanwhile Go Ha Jin has made it her habit to visit the museum of history, spending hours at he Goryeo Era hall. As she’s looking at a beautiful blue and red wedding gown she hears it behind her. I’ve missed you.

Erotic Porridge

A short, random piece in honour of the woman who tried to set me up with her son today. He was cute, though, so…

Summary: Euphemia Potter thinks her doctor needs to go on a date with her son. Muggle AU, Lily is a doctor AU, Mum sets them up AU (are these things?)

The title of this story, by the way, has absolutely nothing to do with the content – I saw this phrase somewhere, @professor-riddikulus​ hated it so much that I threatened to write a story and title it “Erotic Porridge.” Because I have no fucks to give, here we are.

Also here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12397433/1/Erotic-Porridge


Lily Evans loved, bloody loved, being a doctor. Sure, the hours were shit, the patients could be right fucking annoying, the NHS never had enough fucking money, but at the end of the day, she loved taking care of her patients.

That feeling, though, is sometimes (usually) steamrolled by the stress that hits her the moment she walks into the door of her surgery at 630, a hour and a half before it opens, because she still has paperwork to finish from the night before, emails and phone calls to reply to, a schedule to check, and doublecheck, and follow-up calls to make for patients that she can’t book in to see her in person.

She logged into the computer behind the desk at reception, knowing full well that Frank would kick her fucking arse if he came in and saw her at his computer again, to check who she was seeing today. Ugh fuck Mr Johnson tomorrow?! Okay, no Lily, stick to today. We’ll worry about tomorrow tomorrow…

She’s booked solid, as always, and fuck, Frank leaves early today, but she saw a name towards the bottom of her schedule that made her break into a huge, relieved smile. Euphemia Potter - 1600

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Fix You Up - Castiel

Castiel x Child!Reader

Prompt: Cas crash lands in the backyard of a small girl named Y/N. His wings are bruised and cut. Somehow Y/N is able to see them and decides the only way to fix him up is with a good ol’ fashioned round of doctor.

This is probably gonna be REALLY cute so lets go!


The night was peaceful, calm. The soft hum of cicadas filing the forest air. A slight breeze whisked though the trees eternally, like that mild wind would keep up, forever rustling the trees.

Everything was almost suspended in a painting, the dark blues and greens blurred together in a photographed vision of peace among the earth.

And sitting there inside her bedroom was a little girl. Her bright E/C eyes sparkled with a fascinated innocence as she gazed up at the star speckled night sky. A smile was pasted onto her lips as the slowly moving stars captivated her entire existence.

And then, as if on cue, one star began moving quite a bit faster than the other ones.

She gasped. A shooting star! The H/C haired girl scrunched her eyes closed as she murmured a wish inside her head.

‘I really wish that I could have a friend! Pretty please?’

When she opened her eyes it startled her to see that the star wasn’t going away. It was getting bigger…

Her body was frozen in place as the bright white star appeared more red, a bit like a fire in her mind.

With a loud bashing sound that hurt her ears, the star crashed into her backyard.

She yipped like a startled fox, what was that!? The girl crouched down, her little eyes peaking over the windowsill to see the crater.

A few seconds later, almost routinely, a figure seemingly emerged from the rubble.

The girl gazed back up at the moon, briefly whispering a thank you before sprinting down the wooden steps, grabbing her flowery robe and throwing the door open.

By this time the figure had fully separated from the rubble and began shaking off the dirt that clung to his weakened frame.

“E-Excuse me!?” She chirped, her eyes fully drawn to the massive, towering wings that were attached to his shoulder blades, seemingly phasing through the trenchcoat he wore.

He looked at Y/N oddly, his head cocked to the side like a cat.

“Are you an angel?” He seemed a bit taken aback by this, momentarily wondering how she could have concluded this fact. You know, other than the fact he just crashed into her yard.

He paused, “Yes…”

She didn’t make any move of shock or understanding, only kept on glancing at his wings. In the pale moonlight she could see where the muscle at the top was scratched and some feathers had fallen out.

Y/N pointed to the tops of his majestic wings, “How did that happen?”

The man’s brows furrowed until he concluded that she must be able to see his wings. She must be an angel’s vessel… And a powerful one at that. He suspected that her blood was suited to Violiel. She even slightly resembled her when she was a fledgling.

“…I think that it’s better you don’t know about that” He murmured, his teeth clenching slightly at the pain brought with their crooked angle. Shaking his wings lightly, the dirt was shaken off the folding of his feathers.

The girl shrugged, walking closer to inspect the damage.

“They’re very fluffy… Does your cut hurt?” He looked at the young creation of his father with adoration. With all the things that he had done wrong… This was certainly his most redeeming creation.

“I suppose it does, yes” Almost instantly, she grabbed his hand and started pulling him towards the house.

Her house looked fortunately spared from the wreckage his fall caused. It was true that he was expelled by the angel warding and he needed to return to the fray but for now… He supposed that it wouldn’t be too terrible if he laid low for a night.

“I can fix it! Just you wait!” She said with a cheer.

His sky blue eyes flickered with adoration for the small human, “What is your name?”

“Me? I’m Y/N. What’s your name, angel?” She had pushed aside the front door and beckoned for him to follow her. He folded in his wings to fit and shuffled in after her.

“…Castiel”

Y/N scrunched up her nose, “Cas… Cassiel?”

He shook his head, “Cas-ti-el”

“Cas…ti…el. Castiel… That’s such a pretty name!” The innocent figure had led Castiel into the living room and let go of his hand to rummage around a small box in the corner.

“Aha!” He leaned to the side in order to see what she had brought out.

It was a small plastic container with a red cross on the front. She opened the box and grabbed a handful of packets.

“Sit, sit! I can help!” Y/N grinned at the mere concept of being able to help someone else.

Ripping open the paper packet she revealed a large Dora the Explorer band-aid that she eagerly wrapped around the cuts that fit. Amusement drew a small smile from the stoic angel as she tried her absolute hardest to decorate his damaged wings with bright pink and blue band-aids. He didn’t have the heart to tell her that his wings wouldn’t heal this way.

“Thank you Y/N, it feels much better now” He was finally grasping the concept of why a human would lie in this instance. It made her look so incredibly happy.

With a childish laugh she burrowed her face into the blackish blue shimmer of his feathers, chuckling as she murmured how fluffy and soft they were. “Like a cloud” She mumbled.

It was a truly amazing sight to see, such a pure white soul. So absent of what the casual person would maintain. Her soul was so entirely bright that it practically illuminated the dimly lit living room.

Oh how the world would change poor, innocent Y/N.

But for this one instant, Castiel was pleased to have met the small girl with the bright blue band aids.


So yeah! That was my very first Child!Reader and I gotta say I thoroughly enjoyed writing that! Thank you so much for the ask! 

Things My Mom Does:

My favorite thing is when my mom talks about bands and youtubers I like.

My mom: You really like Panic! At The Rodeo. Maybe you should get tickets.

My mom: Why are you so obsessed with those one dudes? Sam and Phil?

My mom: Hey this is a catchy tune who’s this by Twenty One Pirates?

My mom: That YouTube guy is really funny what’s his name? Markus Plyer? Or is that JackPesticide?

My mom: What’s that one show you like? That British one? Surgeon What? Or is it Doctor?

And honestly I love my mom so much because she never really listens when I say the titles so she makes up her own titles based off the half she does know.

Imagine your OTP

Person 1: *walks up to person 2* Dude, give me your hand.

Person 2: What, why?

Person 1: Would you just give me your hand already?

Person 2: *sighs* Fine. *sticks out hand*

Person 1: *takes sharpie and draws ring on run finger.*

Person 2: You drew a ring. Why’d you draw a ring?

Person 1: We’re married, [insert person 2 name here]. Now and forever.

Person 2: *internally screaming in horror*

Help me change my legal name + gender marker!

Hey folks, I’m in between jobs at the moment, and currently have no form of income in the meantime. I have enough saved up to last me until my next job starts. I would very sincerely appreciate any and all help I can get towards changing my legal name and gender marker.

A bit about me, I’m a 23 year old trans woman, I’ve had a letter from my doctor for a bit, but because I worked 44+ hours a week as a barista, I never actually got around to doing the whole name change/gender marker process. Now that I’m out a job, I think it’d be best to just try to finish this whole thing as quickly as possible, but I need some help.

In the state of MN, it costs $324 to change my name and gender marker, along with two witnesses who have known me for over a year to essentially back me up on whenever my court date ends up being. I have the two witnesses already, and I just need the money.

If you want to donate, you can donate to one of these two things: 

  1. Cash account at $rheaisawesome (rhea is awesome, for readability)
  2. My Paypal at paypal.me/rheahartford

Thank you for any amount of support you can offer, whether it’s donations or reblogs or whatever.

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anonymous asked:

Gency prompt! "I can't stand the thought of losing you." 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄

Sorry for the late response! I’ve been rather busy lately but I managed to find some time at 2am to squeeze this in! I hope you enjoy!

A response to a prompt for me 2K Followers Event (which is technically still active though with delayed replies I suppose ^^”). Thank you for the wonderful prompt!

Artwork by the wonderful h@ge. It just fitted so well that I couldn’t help but use it <3


The air was quiet without even a breath of the wind, as though the tension had halted the breezes in their tracks. The air felt dry, as if Angela bit her lips as she felt her eyes tear up, her wall breaking down as Mercy slipped away. The confident, professional doctor was gone now, replaced by a teary-eyed angel by the name of Angela.

“Why would you do that? Do you know how much you scared me? I thought you were going to … I didn’t know … Genji!”

With that, she pulled Genji into her, hugging him tightly with his head on her shoulder. She did not want to bury her face in his chest, though it was quite tempting. Though it was definitely an appealing option in most cases, the nearly lethal chest would he just received was definitely not something she wanted to look at right then. Even if she had patched him up to fully healthy condition with only a minor amount of blood loss, she was afraid that if she looked at the crack in his armor, he would suddenly collapse lifelessly in front of her.

As such, she was more than happy to simply hold him closely against her, simply crying gently though calming down with each sniffle she took. She knew it was far from professional and what he needed at that moment, but she couldn’t help it. He nearly died in her arms. Just for this once, she just wanted to be selfish. Even if she was unprofessional, to hell with it. What mattered to her right then was that she could hold him close and feel his warmth against her. A warmth that said he was still alive.

“Angela dear. I can’t breathe.”

Angela paused and sniffled once before pulling back a bit, letting go of him and looking away bashfully. That elicited a chuckle from Genji, which was met with a small pout from the lady facing him, one that did not hide her own smile for too long.

After a moment, Genji let out a soft sigh and glanced away. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have worried you and done something so reckless. But …”

Angela looked at him, coughing once to push away the last of her unrestrained emotions and putting on a false interrogative frown toward him. “But what, my dear sparrow? You better have a good reason for worrying me so much.”

“I couldn’t stand the thought of losing you.”

That made her stop, looking at him in disbelief. She coughed once, meeting his eyes steadily but finding her cheeks turning warmer. After a short moment of silence, she let out in a soft voice. “Could you say that again?”

That made Genji frown and tapped her on the forehead with his fingers as he said, “Oh now you’re just being greedy. Was it really that special to you?”

Angela bit her index finger between her soft lips, nodding once shyly which only made Genji make an exasperated expression and sighed.

“Seriously. I’ve been in love with you for all this time, hinting and confessing to you in a huge variety of different ways I spent sleepless nights rehearsing. And this is the one you’ll treat at my confession?”

Angela opened her mouth to defend herself, though she was confused herself. Had she really been that oblivious to his approach? While she knew that he was long discharged from her care and hence no longer in her professional relationship, she had not expected him to feel the same way about her too.

However, Genji saved her from having to speak as he continued. “Very well. I’ll say it one more time. I suppose we’re even, now that you have saved me and I have saved you. That being said, I would still like to be able to take you out on a date.”

He gave her a gentle smile, his visor somewhere on the dirt ground in the distance. Not that it mattered though, not when it meant he could gaze directly into her beautiful blue eyes as feel her gentle touch on his arms. With every word he spoke, he made sure to mean every last bit of it.

“Angela, you’re a wonderful part of my life. And I can’t ever bear the thought of losing you.”

The sun peeked from over the cover of the clouds, its rays shining on the wreckage of vehicles and abandoned buildings around the pair. Despite being in such a ruinous place, he supposed that this would be a memory he would treasure more than any other one in his life. Or at least, any that he had ever had before this moment and that she will undoubtedly bring to him. She was a miracle worker after all. A worker, a doctor, and an angel.

“So please, promise me that you’ll always be by my side. Today and forever.”

me as a script doctor: hmmm interesting that you’ve used afghanistan as a pick up line ZERO times. bold writing choice. i also notice they haven’t solved any crimes together and we’re already on page 20? ok ok. all of this i could look past but nobody is even moving in with anyone else. i just don’t understand what’s going on here. help me understand what you’re trying to get at bob.

dude whose name is not bob: this is a children’s show about talking dogs

me: bob…we’re not here for excuses we’re here to fix this

Movies

Week Ending February 6th, 2017

  1. Moana +1
  2. La La Land +1
  3. Beauty and the Beast +12
  4. Zootopia +3
  5. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story −1
  6. Hidden Figures
  7. Lord of the Rings +3
  8. Heathers +4
  9. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them −1
  10. Fifty Shades Darker +6
  11. Moonlight −2
  12. Doctor Strange −7
  13. Deadpool +1
  14. Call Me by Your Name
  15. Arrival
  16. Split −3
  17. The Hobbit
  18. Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi −17
  19. Star Wars: The Force Awakens −8
  20. Bright Lights: Starring Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds

The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last week.

6

(not my gif)

9th Doctor

You were at work when everybody around you started gathering around being curious you walked over to see what all the commotion was about only to find the gathered around the TARDIS.

You made your way through the small crowd to see a man ‘Could that be…?’ You thought to yourself.

“(Name)?”

“D-Doctor?”

“Come here (Name)” He walks upto you and wraps his arms around you.

10th Doctor

You were walking back home until someone suddenly grabbed your hand and started running still holding onto your hand making you speed up aswell.

“H-hey!”

“Just keep running or else the cybermen will get us!” As soon as he said cybermen you hurried up.

“Oh god I really hope the Doctor is here”

“Yeah I’m here” you immediately stopped and looked at his new face"

“Doctor?”

“(Name)?”

*pulls you into a hug*

“My Doctor!”

“My (Name)!!”

“Erm I don’t think I wanna get turned into a cybermen so do you have a plan”

“Yes”

11th Doctor

It had been a while since you and the doctor had seen each other and you knew he’d turn up on one of these days

*kock knock*

You made your way to your door and opened it to see a man standing there looking a bit nervous.

“Hello, can I help you”

“Yes. Wait no (Name) it’s me the doctor!” He says with a huge grin.

“Is it really you doctor?”

“Yes it is!”

“Oh my god its really you!”


12th Doctor

Finally after searching for months you had finally found the TARDIS. You approached the blue police box and knocked on the door.

“Doctor!”

Not long after an older looking man opened the door “Who are you?”

“It’s me (Name)!”

“Oh yes (Name)” A smile grew on his face as he remembered

*You pull him into a hug*

“I don’t think I’m a hugging person now”

“I don’t really care”

Being pregnant with Negan's child would include :

(Woooo more prompts! Yay Negan :3 Hope it is as requested and you all like it! Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owner.)

-Him always trying to make you laugh after he has helped you with your morning sickness just to get you in a brighter mood

-Him pulling the doctor away and asking him to tell him about what women go through during a whole pregnancy

-Your mood swings making you both fight each other like two crazy people until you change it up and get sad, suddenly he gets sad as well and you both just hug it out

-Him loving to lay in between your legs and just having a silly talk with your stomach as if he was talking to the baby

-Him just telling you about some of his ideas for names whether it be a boy or a girl but they always revolve around something like his name or Lucille

-Him urging you to get an ultrasound but once you get it, he asks the doctor to only tell him about the state of the child and not the gender, as he wants it to be a surprise when it comes into the world

-Him always down to make love to you just as you want

-Him bragging to his men and even the ones who work for him, such as Rick, about getting you pregnant and how his child will be the greatest child there is

-Him being excited about all the baby stuff in the room and just talking to you about how he got it and how it works

-Him telling you that since you got into his life, his perspective has changed and with the baby on the way he knows can be even happier

Highlights from The CW's Superhero Crossover Event

  • Every interaction between Kara and Barry
  • H.R calling Barry B.A. and Barry not liking it
  • Diggle complaining about Barry making his life abnormal
  • Thea joining the team again because hello, aliens
  • Kara memorizing everyone’s names and being super cute and excited
  • Sara crushing on Kara
  • Iris crushing even more on Ollie now that she knows he’s the Green Arrow (bonus: Barry’s face)
  • #TeamGeek
  • Wally getting all Kid Flash
  • Sara calling Nate and Amaya “the newbies”
  • Oliver sticking up for Barry
  • Sassy Sara when Barry is struggling with his leadership
  • Barry asking Ray about Snart and his puppy face when Ray breaks the news
  • Mick calling Kara “Supergirl”
  • Fight scene: Barry and Ollie vs. their brainwashed friends
  • Felicity sharing her umbrella with Mick
  • All the cameo’s in the Arrow episode 
  • Malcolm saying that Tommy is a doctor in Chicago because Colin Donnell
  • Every time Supergirl enters the scene #Girlpower
  • Cisco Ramon, King Of Nickname Approvals
  • Fight scene: Ollie, Sara, Dig, Thea and Ray vs. Malcolm, Deathstroke, Damien Darhk and the soldiers
  • The waverider saving Ollie, Dig, Thea, Sara and Ray from space
  • Gideon. I just really like Gideon
  • Cisco and Felicity on the waverider, talking in Ciara lyrics
  • Mick, Amaya and Nate being rescued by the geeks
  • Finale fight against the Dominators
  • Oliver Queen and his bad ass army stopping Barry from turning himself over to the Dominators
  • Ollie telling Kara to back off and then Kara saving his ass
  • Cisco making Kara a device so she can communicate with them from Earth 38 and come over whenever she wants
  • Felicity saying that looking at Kara is like looking into a mirror and then Ray pointing out she looks like his cousin (there was an opportunity, they grabbed it)
  • Mick asking Sara, Queen of Approval, whether she also finds the president hot
  • The crew having a party (minus their costumes)
  • Ollie, Kara and Barry having a group hug 
  • Mick asking “Skirt” to “call him”
  • Ollie and Sara acknowledging this all started with them when they stepped on board of the Queen’s Gambet
  • Oliver Queen and Barry Allen having a beer at the bar. I repeat, Oliver Queen and Barry Allen having a beer at the bar.
Update + Survival Strategies for Medschool

Today a few people came crying to me and a few more expressed their low mood. This is one of the days when medschool really sucks :/ Keep reading to see how I stay sane myself.

On the bright side, I felt much more confident doing prehospital care scenarios tonight and learned a lot so I’m glad I went and didn’t follow the lazy minion in my head.

I was quite curious about the feedback I’ve been getting from tutors and doctors in hospital so I peeked into my feedback and some of it is so positive I thought they must’ve confused my name with someone else’s. Either that or I managed to fool everyone into thinking I know a lot when I don’t feel that way at all. If I did, it must be my new life attitude working - I decided I would:

- show up (unless really unnecessary)
- put on a poker face if feeling nervous, smile a lot
- fake it till you make it, including dressing the part
- not take criticism to heart - seriously throw that negativity out the window, you don’t need someone to tell you you don’t know something and make you feel bad for it if you already know you don’t and you’re working on it
- remember the consultant/attending only knows more because they’ve had more practice, they are not better, just further down the line
- strategically answer questions when 100% sure
- reason through the ones where not 100% sure
- talk around the answer when I really don’t know (only because when I say I don’t know, doctors keep pressing me more and saying that I probably do - annoying habit!)
- ask questions
- ask more questions to avoid getting asked questions or in response to a question if I don’t know the answer (they forget they were the ones to ask)
- joke with the doctors & make friends with them, they’re mostly nice people
- befriend the junior doctors and final year students, they’ll help without even being asked
- carry a massive notebook everywhere and take down every single case or piece of information I hear - helps you learn + makes you look like you’re on it
- never trust them when they say they’ll send you the slides because they never do
- Google, Wikipedia and YouTube are my best friends
- the Oxford handbooks and the BNF are my second best friends
- learning outcomes: use ‘em, you’ll feel like a genius if you read around them in advance
- ask to do things on wards/theatre/clinic, take bloods, do ECG, calculate & prescribe meds, clerk, examine, assist in surgeries, suture
- go to conferences, learn more about the specialties you enjoy, it’ll fuel your studying
- feign interest even if really disinterested, it works and you learn
- buy a cheap whiteboard and draw complex pathways on it so they’re ingrained in your mind forever, look at it as you come and go

HOLISTIC TIPS:
- chew gum discreetly, always
- wear monochrome and smell good but not overpowering
- make time for fun with friends every day
- speak to family everyday
- do a few good things for others everyday
- gym a couple times per week
- eat well (not too “healthy” and not too unhealthy - balance is key!)
- tidy up room (& life) every once in a while
- memes (can’t stress this one enough)
- allow self to wallow in self-pity for a day or two but make sure to reset and get back on track after the specified time frame
- learn about the world and not lose touch with what it is to be human, watch documentaries, read articles, communicate with old friends and stay in touch
- hot showers before bed, face scrub, chill in dressing gown and spa slippers
- change bed linen every week
- keep window open at night
- spray air freshener or light candles
- decorate walls, have books on the shelf
- never drink coffee, always drink water
- eat any and all free food to avoid cooking
- not take self too seriously and take every opportunity to have some banter