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137 Winter  Writing Prompts!

1. “Come out in the snow with me!”

2. “I can’t believe it’s already snowing,”

3. “Want some cocoa?”

4. “I’m baking!”

5. "I can’t feel my legs.”

6. “Don’t open those till later!”

7. “What’d you get me?”

8. “Thanks for the.. Uh.. Gift?”

9. “I have no clue what this is supposed to be.”

10. "I’d rather stay inside.”

11. “The house is so warm.”

12. “It’s warm inside.”

13. “There’s no way I’m going out in that weather!”

14. “Is this the first time you’ve seen snow?”

15. “Isn’t it beautiful?”

16. “Happy New Year’s Eve eve eve eve eve eve eve!”

17. “It’s New Years, aren’t you going to kiss me?”

18. “I wonder where that mistletoe came from.”

19. “Do we have to kiss at midnight?”

20. “Hug me so I can Get warm.”

21. “You’re like a heater!”

22. “Bah humbug.”

23. “You’re useless with wrapping presents!”

24. “Why did you get this for me?”

25. “Merry Christmas, you dork!”

26. “You can wait another 24 hours to open presents.”

27. “I hate waiting.”

28. “Let’s listen to Christmas albums and get drunk off of eggnog.”

29. “Eggnog sucks, fight me.”

30. “Eggnog rules, bite me.”

31. “You’re as red as Rudolph!”

32. “Christmas hats are the bomb, okay?”

33. “Let this be over now.”

34. “No, you can not start listening to Christmas albums before Halloween.” - “Well I disagree.”

35. “Halloween is better.”

36. “Let’s have Hallowmas!”

37. “Isn’t the snow just amazing?”

38. “No white Christmas this year…”

39. “Let’s see who can catch the most snowflakes with their tongue!”

40. “Snow angels!”

41. “Do you wanna Build a-” - “Absolutely not.”

42. “You look cute when you’re cold.”

43. “Let’s sit by the fire.”

44. “Up to roasting marshmallows?”

45. “Come on! Can I open just one?”

46. “You have flour on you face.”

47. “Who knew making cookies was this hard?”

48. “Easier said than done.”

49. “Let’s go get some pre made dough.”

50. “We burned it all…”

51. “Ginger bread people are very serious!”

52. “Cookie frosting contest!!!”

53. “I think I’ve has enough cookies for two years… Wait is that pie?”

54. “Let’s have an all pie Christmas!”

55. “What do you mean ‘too many cookies’?”

56. “Can you reach that spot on the tree?”

57. “We have to get that tree!”

58. “Did someone spike the eggnog?”

59. “Yes I have four trees. Don’t judge me.”

70. “Where’s the topper!”

71. “The tree looks… Nice…”

72. “Oh wow.”

73. “We must win the house lights contest!”

74. “I think we need glitter.”

75. “I made too much tea. Didn’t i?”

76. “Want some tea?”

77. “Did someone eat half of the cookies?!?”

78. “Just because it’s Christmas/New Years doesn’t mean I have to dress up.”

79. “It’s New Years/ Christmas! Of course I need to dress up!”

80. “What the hell do I get them?”

81. “That’s perfect for them!”

82. “Light the candle!”

83. “Why is it so damn cold?”

84. “Happy Hanukkah!”

85. “Let’s watch stupid Christmas movies and get wasted.”

86. "It’s too cold to do anything!”

87. “thanks for the gift… I guess.”

88. “Hey, at least you tried.”

89. “Snow ball fight!!!”

90. “Our ginger bread house is just… Sad.”

91. "My cookies are far better than yours.”

92. “Oh my GOD how did you make these!?!”

93. “This is the best cookie I’ve very eaten.”

94. “This is the worst cookie I’ve ever eaten.”

95. "How could someone make food this badly?”

96. “tea is so much better than cocoa!”

97. “Cocoa is superior to tea!”

98. “Why are we fighting over beverages!?!”

99. “Sit down and eat the damn food!”

100. “We need to make food for how many people?!?”

101. "You’re cute when you’re freezing.”

102. “All I want for Christmas is you!”

103. “No way you’re going out in the snow in that!”

104. “Did you actually get a Santa suit?”

105. “Catching snowflakes with your tongue is harder than it looks…”

106. “I may die if it gets any colder.”

107. “Finally! Snow!”

108. “Happy Festivus!”

109. “So you’re telling me that you got everyone dollar store makeup for their gifts?!?””

110. “It’s Christmas! You’d think at least someone would be selling trees!”

111. “Wake me up when it’s Christmas.”

112. “Wake me up when Winter’s over.”

113. “Winter is my favorite time of the year!”

114. “Who stole all the gifts!?!”

115. “There’s so much snow in my boots.”

116. “We’re snowed in!”

117. “Are you sure you want to get me a gift?”

118. “I don’t deserve you…”

119. “So… Looks like we’re the only ones without dates, huh.”

120. “Wanna kiss?”

121. “I’m alone on valentines day. What could get worse?”

122. “Looks like we’re stuck here until all the snow blows over..”

123. “Seriously!?! The powers out?”

124. “Who sent these chocolates and flowers?”

125. “I don’t deserve this gift, Y/n. You have to take it back.”

126. “I think eating Chocolate alone on a holiday is completely normal.”

127. “Did i actually sleep through Christmas/New years/ Hanukkah?”

128.1 ‘Did you actually dye your hair red and green?”

128.2 “Seriously did you dye your hair blue for winter?”

128.3 “How is it possible to dye your hair gold for new years.”

129. “We’re not going to spend the holidays alone and sad. i won’t allow that!”

130. “I’m bringing the holiday party to you!”

131. “Please come over. I don’t want to be alone on Christmas.”

132. “Yes i’m out clubbing on new years. Please just pick me up!”

134. “I think i love you. Wow that sounds so cliche.”

135.  “I know that people usually kiss under mistletoe but.. I had other things planned.”

136. “Seriously, staring at me won’t get me to be your new years date.”

137. “You know i could never leave you alone on your favorite holiday.”

I’m accepting requests for this list! If you want to send some in that’s be great! 

Free use for everyone! Please just link back to my list/Give any type of credit if used. @avengersfictionxreader


BUILD 2: CHERCHE - the flying Effie

hi guys, mod Raven back at it again! Time for another DAMAGE BUILD (we will do other ones too, no worries). This time with Cherche, the unit with one of the highest atk stat ingame! so lets get started!

1. IV: atk+ … the rest mostly doesnt matter. atk+ res- is probably the best

2. Team?: boosts and dancers? nothing specific as long as you can get her out of the dangerzone (which we will do well with b skill) some atk would helps (makes 10 more match ups winable)

3. Playstayle: Kill and run! she kills most units but gets killed when atked herself! so be cautious on the killling streaks!

NOW the spicy part: BUILD

a) BRAVE AXE+: Cherche has INCREDIBLE high base atk! she is a flying Effie. With the BRAVE AXE+ the opponent will get crushed easily!

b) REPOSITION: utiltity! Cherche is a flying unit so she can fly over mountains and lava. With reposition she can help other units (especially generals) to get to the oher side and maybe even start a surprise atk!

c) BONFIRE: DAMAGE! Cherche has high def too so Bonfire gives her a good burst of extra dmg! Why bonfire over Ignis? Bonfire would proc every 2nd atk initiation while Ignus would need a 3rd initiation! Cherche would have to 2 kill units before to use it on a 3rd unit! not impossible but in arena there just 4 units anyway. Until Ignus is ready our other units probably killed the  opponents left … If you want you can still go Ignus but i dont suggest it de to practical use.


a) DEATH BLOW: we want to to deal damage as we inititate and deathblow gives us the most power without and pre requirements or drawbacks!

b) DRAG BACK (TY mod Clive XD) : A NON DAMAGE SKILL? one could go Axe breaker to win 3 more match ups.. but it isnt needed most of the time so we want to play with drag back. if we kill the opponent we move back without dragging someone with us. That means we can go in kill and get out of the danger zone

c) THR DEF: we want dmg! with drag back we flee and the opponetns follow  us and come into the threaten range. this way she wins with a +4 atk buff from an hone skill from other units 20 (!) more match ups

d) sacred seal: +1 ATK: Simple: DAMAGE

ALL IN ALL: Cherche wins ~ 90 match ups without ANY BUFFS or DEBUFFS. with thr def and hone atk it comes up to 106 (!!!) WITHOUT bonfire! 113 with bonfire or 118 with ignis( only 5 match ups … but taking anoher turn to proc… preferance)

MY OPNINION: Skill inheritance transformed Cherche from lower mid tier unit to a solid high tier one! Her damage output potential is unbelievable and makes most maps and arena figths much easier. Drag back ( mod clives idea) gives her some safety while wrecking teams!

That was it guys. Have fun wrecking heros !

- mod Raven

anonymous asked:

Please can you list all the chapters that Tessa and Harry do anything sexual (eg. fingering, bj ect) /sorry if this is a challenge\

I was actually waiting for that one lol. It may take sometime, so sorry about that :D 

Chapter 28 - The stream.

Chapter 36 - Tessa gives Harry a handjob.

Chapter 52 - Harry gives Tessa oral.

Chapter 57 - They give oral to each other.

Chapter 72 - Harry gives Tessa oral again.

Chapter 79 - Harry fingers Tessa in front of the mirror.

Chapter 82 - They have sex for the first time ever.

Chapter 89 - They give oral to each other and then they have sex.

Chapter 92 - They have sex at home and then they have sex at Vance Publishing. 

Chapter 98 - Harry takes Tessa up against the door. 

Chapter 113 - They give each other oral and then they have sex with Tessa on top.

Chapter 129 - They make love.

Chapter 139 - Harry gives her oral in the shower.

Chapter 145 - Tessa gives Harry a blowjob and they fuck in Tessa’s office.

Chapter 150 - New year’s sex.

Chapter 156 - Harry shows Tessa how to touch herself. 

Chapter 160 - They have sex before the maintenance arrives.

Chapter 188 - They have sex with one of Ken’s condoms.

Chapter 197 - Tessa pushes Harry against the wall and gives him oral. Harry returns the favour and then they have sex.

Chapter 208 - Harry gives Tessa oral and he comes only by Tessa pulling at his hair. 

Chapter 214 - Harry gives Tessa oral in the jacuzzi and Harry enters her without a condom for the first time.

Chapter 224 - They almost have sex but Harry finds Robert’s number in her dress.

Chapter 244 - They have sex without a condom in Christina’s gym, and they five each other oral.

Chapter 245 - They have sex but Tessa doesn’t finish so Harry tells her to spread her legs over his head.

Chapter 247 - Tessa blows Harry and then they have sex.

Chapter 252 - Tessa grinds against him, and they have sex in the car.

Chapter 253 - They have sex again, without a condom.

Chapter 262 - Harry gives Tessa oral and they have sex without protection because Tessa has got on birth control.

Chapter 267 - Harry fingers her and they have sex.

Hessa Valentine’s Day - They have sex on the kitchen counter.

Chapter 280 - They have sex and Harry asks her again to marry him.

Chapter 292 - They have sex for the first time in five months. 

Chapter 295 - They have sex on the bathroom counter at Liam’s wedding. 

I think I’ve got them all…Sorry it took so long, I went out with a friend and I bought Fifty Shades Of Gray! Yay! ♥ :) 



DOWNLOAD: R1CK RØCK - Let’s Be Nothing, I Heard It Last Forever

Is the EDC post-depression still sitting in? Are you still tryin’ to re-assemble your melted face? Well, here’s an artillery of heavy bass to set you right in place. I’ve locked & loaded this mix with genres of all calibers. Featuring the likes of Armin van Buuren, Bring Me The Horizon, Disclosure, Headhunterz, KRS-One, Kendrick Lemar, System Of A Down, Skrillex, & many more. As always, I hope you guys enjoy the ride & thank you for listening. Peace!

Home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling, & Our feelings resides within the Music. So when the Music hits you feel no pain. You feel (nothing) (but) an overwhelming Frisson sensation of (peace) & (belonging). We were raised with the notion that “Nothing Last Forever,” so we must savor every moment of everyday. & in the face of Music, you swear the waves of bliss were infinite. Those are the moments we live for.

“So much of what we perceive cannot be expressed. That’s why Music exists. To communicate all the abstract & intangible things we experience. We become exposed to a Spirtual communion & those moments where we feel connected, that’s what we live for.”  → Zuri Akoko (Toneshifterz)

1. Knife Party - Rage Valley VIP (R1CK RØCK’s Rampage Edit)
2. Zero Hero - Go Mad
3. Nero - Doomsday
4. Skrillex - All Is Fair In Love & Brostep (Panda Eyes Remix)
5. Pegboard Nerds - Razor Sharp VIP
6. 501 - Kill Your Boss (Barely Alive Remix)
7. Dodge & Fuski vs Nick Thayer - Playboy (Barely Alive Remix)
8. Bassnectar & Excision - Destroid 6 Put it Down (Crizzly Remix)
9. TheCasaBrothers ft. Lemony Snickettes & ToBy - Give Me More
10. D!RTY AUD!O - Swisher
11. Far East Movement & Rell the Soundbender - Grimey Thirsty 
12. Nas & Foxsky - Made You Rattlesnake (R1CK RØCK Edit)
13. Diplo ft. Faustix & Imanos and Kai - Revolution (Danny Diggz Remix)
14. BlasterJaxx - Gravity (Jam Aunni Twerk VIP)
15. Zomboy & The Brig ft. Lady Chann - Here to Stay in Megalomania (R1CK RØCK Edit)
16. House Of Pain & MUST DIE! - Jump Around Hellcat (R1CK RØCK Edit)
17. KAYZO - Burner
18. I.Y.F.F.E - Abducted Cowboy (Erotic Cafè Remix)
19. 12th Planet, Protohype & KillaGraham - Brick
20. Gent & Jawns - Turn Up (Kill The Noise Remix)
21. Zomboy - Delirium (Far Too Loud Remix)
22. Milo & Otis - FESTMUNCH 2: The Haunting
23. Borgore ft Waka Flocka Flame, Paige, Jaycen A'mour, LAZER LAZER LAZER & The Kingdumb - Wild Out (R1CK RØCK RevAmp’d)
24. Snails & Antiserum - Wild (Far Too Loud Remix)
25. Barely Alive ft. Diamond Eyes - Welcome To The Real World  (Panda Eyes Remix)
26. DJ Snake, Kovalenco Genna, & System of a Down - Chop Suey Birthday Song (R1CK RØCK Edit)
27. Destructo ft. YG - Party Up (GTA Remix)
28. Barely Alive - Lasers Up
29. Wolfgang Gartner & Rusko ft. Dizzee Rascal - Everyday In The 818 Is Bonkers (R1CK RØCK RevAmp’d)
30. Pegboard Nerds - Bassline Kickin (Astronaut Remix)
31. Dirtyloud & RIOT - Party Intuition (R1CK RØCK Edit)
32. Datsik ft. Georgia Murray Hold it Down (Doctor P Remix)
33. Porter Robinson - Lionhearted (Virtual Riot Remix)
34. DJ Kool, JayCeeOh, & Made Monster - Let Me Go Clear My Throat Harder (R1CK RØCK Edit)
35. Big Sean & Drake - Blessings (Riot Ten’s HYPE OR DIE Trap Remix)
36. Rick Remedy - Break It Down
37. GTA - Bola (K.O. Trap Remix)
38. LOUDPVCK & gLAdiator - Tony
39. MUST DIE! - Hellcat (AB The Thief Remix)
40. MUST DIE! - Hellcat (SNAILS Remix)
41. Kyle Hughes & Kandy - Abnormaäl (AB The Thief Remix)
42. Uberjak’d - I Like To Rave (AB The Thief Remix)
43. Borgore - Foes (16 Bit Fuck Hoes Remix)
44. Party Thieves & Drean - WTF!
45. Ummet Ozcan - Raise Your Hands (Slander Remix)
46. W&W & Headhunterz - We Control The Sound (HEAVY FIRE x Zeelaa Remix)
47. Jetfire & Happy Enemies - Brazil (Lookas & Jules Field Bootleg)
48. Sebastian Ingrosso, Tommy Trash, Borgore, & Instant Party! - Reload Ourselves (R1CK RØCK Edit)
49. Lookas - Genesis
50. Boombox Cartel Hardcut (Grabbitz x Handles Remix)
51. Prismo - SQUAD
52. Firebeatz & KSHMR - No Heroes (Instant Party! x Party Thieves Remix)
53. Calvin Harris, W&W, Headhunterz, & HEAVY FIRE - Summer Shocker (R1CK RØCK Edit)
54. Ummet Ozcan - Superwave (Bear Sauce VIP)
55. Lookas - Samurai
56. Styles&Complete & Riot Ten - Masked Menace Style (R1CK RØCK Edit)
57. Doctor P - Tetris (Document One VIP)
58. Zomboy - Terror Squad (Bro Safari & Ricky Remedy Remix)
59. Excision & The Frim ft. Messinian - X Up!
60. Dirtyphonics - Power Now
61. Dirtyphonics - Lies Greed Misery
62. Barely Alive & The Brig ft. Jeff Sontag - Sell Your Echo Soul (R1CK RØCK Edit)
63. Excision & Dion Timmer ft. Splitbreed - Out of Time
64. Dimitri Vegas, Martin Garrix & Like Mike - Tremor (Invader! DnB Edit)
65. Daft Punk, Skrillex ft. Niki & The Dove, & Save The Rave - Ease My Aerodynamic Mind (R1CK RØCK Edit)
66. Lets Be Friends - Pull Up Your Finger
67. PhaseOne - Touching The Stars
68. The Frim - Bassline Skanka (2014 Edition)
69. Bring Me The Horizon & MUST DIE! - Diamond Shards Aren’t Forever (R1CK RØCK Edit)
70. Hyper Crush - Illigalities (MUST DIE! Remix)
71. Flux Pavilion & SKisM ft. Foreign Beggars -  Jump Back VIP
72. Persist - The Reaper
73. FuntCase - 50 Caliber (DeadExit Remix)
74. SQUNTO - Sirens
75. SQUNTO & Code Pandorum - Wall Of Death (Midnight Tyrannosaurus Deathasaurus Remix)
76. Excision, Downlink & Space Laces - Destroid 3: Crusaders (FuntCase Remix)
77. Asking Alexandria - Another Bottle Down (Tomba Remix)
78. Phase One ft. Northlane - Rot (R1CK RØCK Edit)
79. Downlink & Twofold - Darkside
80. Barely Alive Ft. Jeff Sontang - Sell Your Soul (Eptic Remix)
81. Protohype & Datsik ft. Raw - Zero Encore (R1CK RØCK Edit)
82. Zomboy - Resurrected
83. Barely Alive - Dead Link VIP
→ LAXX - Step Two
84. Fedde Le Grand, Di-Rect - Where We Belong (Zomboy Remix)
85. PhaseOne - Six Feet Under
86. Flux Pavilion ft. Rosie Oddie - Gold Love (LAXX Remix)
87. SKisM & LAXX - Hostile (Eptic Remix)
88. Virtual Riot ft. Splitbreed & Autodrive - Nightmare
89. Far Too Loud - Doomsday Machine (501 Remix)
90. Bear Grillz & The Frim - It’s Fucking Dubstep!
91. Fox Stevenson - High Five! (The Brig Remix)
92. Zomboy - Immunity (Spag Heddy Remix)
93. Yugen - Mean Machine (The Frim Remix)
94. Spag Heddy & Anna Yvette - Hide (EH!DE Remix)
95. Datsik ft. KRS-One - No Requests
96. Twofold - Cannon
97. Excision & Space Laces - Destroid 7: Bounce (Mayhem & Antiserum Remix)
98. Excision, Downlink & Space Laces - Destroid 2: Wasteland (Barely Alive Remix)
99. RIOT - Jazz Cat Funk (Terravita Remix)
100. Astronaut & Far Too Loud - War (DISKORD Remix)
101. Tarro, Spag Heddy, & EH!DE - Flashpoint (R1CK RØCK Edit)
102. Skrillex - Ragga Bomb (Skrillex & Zomboy Remix)
103. Kai Wachi x LUMBERJVCK - Dukkha
104. MIA - Y.A.L.A. (Bro Safari & Valentino Khan Remix)
105. RL Grime, What So Not, Rudebrat, & DISKORD - Tell Me Why (R1CK RØCK Edit)
106. Disclosure, Skrillex, & Avicii - Latch On To Cinematic Levels VIP (R1CK RØCK Edit)
107. DJ Snake & Mercer, Kendrick Lamar, & Kayzo, - Lunatic Swimming Pools (R1CK RØCK Edit)
108. Gent & Jawns - Let Em Know
109. Elliphant & Skrillex - Only Getting Younger
110. GTA - Booty Bounce (GTA HYPRR Mix)
111. Flosstradamus & GTA ft. Lil Jon - Prison Riot
112. MAKJ ft. Lil Jon - Let’s Get Fucked Up (Zatox Bootleg)
113. Dr. Rude & Crystal Lake - TURN UP
114. Hard Driver - Crank It Up (HEAVY FIRE Remix)
115. D-Block & S-te-Fan & Rebourne - Louder
116. Armin Van Buuren & Andrew Rayel - Eiforya (Bass Modulators Remix)
117. Demi Kanon - Supersonic
118. Havana Brown - Better Not Said (Toneshifterz Remix)
119. Atmozfears & Sub Zero Project - MADMAN
120. R3hab & Nervo - Ready For The Weekend (Audiotricz Remix)
121. Toneshifterz ft Zuri Akoko - What We Live For
122. Skrillex & Megalodon ft. Ragga Twins - Bad Harlequin Dreams (R1CK RØCK Edit)
123. Jack Ü & SNAILS ft. Taranchyla - Holla Out VIP
124. Jack Ü ft. Kiesza - Take Ü There (Zeds Dead Remix)
125. Virtual Riot - We’re Not Alone (R1CK RØCK Edit)
126. Mat Zo & Porter Robinson - Easy (Mediks Bootleg)

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All you have to do is send in the prompt(s) and the character(s) you would like the drabble with and I’ll get to it as soon as I can!

1. Seriously?

2. Don’t say it.

3. I’ll shoot you.

4. Ha! Sucker!

5. Why would you do this to me?

6. Stay away from them.

7. Just look at the stars.

8. Merry Christmas!

9. Shut up.

10. Watch your language.

11. I’ll get you back for this.

12. Dammit I told you!

13. Didn’t I tell you?

14. No, it’s not staying here.

15. Bring some pie!

16. I can’t help it!

17. Please!

18. You’re an idiot.

19. Jerk. Bitch. Morons.

20. You could’ve told us.

21. You touch them I will rip your guts out!

22. My lips are sealed.

23. I’m so telling on you.

24. Guess what.

25. Awesome.

26. Don’t run from me!

27. What are you watching?

28. I’m the adult here!

29. Aren’t you suppose to be the adult?

30. Where’s the pie?

31. Cry me a river.

32. Build a bridge.

33. Get over it.

34. It’s just rain! You’re not gonna melt!

35. I’m not scared.

36. I’m stuck! Help me!

37. Traitor.

38. Get off me!

39. The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

40. Did you make that?

41. I didn’t know.

42. I’m sorry.

43. I’m not sorry.

44. No regrets.

45. I regret nothing.

46. Don’t open an umbrella inside!

47. Put the marker down!

48. Don’t you dare.

49. I should run shouldn’t I?

50. Run.

51. We’re in this together.

52. You’re on your own.

53. I learn from the best.

54. I didn’t touch it I swear!

55. It was ______!

56. _______ did it!

57. Remember when you were little and you actually listened to me?

58. I won’t leave you, promise.

59. Hurry up!

60. Fuck. Shit. FUCK IT ALL!

61. I… Uh… Meant to do that.

62. Who knew you could be such a fan(girl/boy)?

63. Give me the remote!

64. You’ll pay for this.

65. Sure keep talking.

66. Will you shut up for five minutes?

67. I thought I could trust you.

68. I have something to tell you.

69. Thanks _____ that information would’ve come in handy five minutes ago!

70. Who’s your celebrity crush?

71. No, wait, really?

72. For shame _____, for shame.

73. We started with one and now we have seven. You have no chill.

74. Keep it out of my room!

75. I’m coming, don’t worry.

76. I need you.

77. Don’t leave.

78. Get out!

79. I don’t know how I feel about that.

80. Is that good? No? It’s bad, yeah definitely bad.

81. Get back here!

82. I told you to stay in the car!

83. I’m confused.

84. Can we keep it?

85. But I want it!

86. Teach me.

87. Want me to teach you?

88. You guys are old.

89. Get with the times!

90. So that’s a no?

91. I didn’t hear a ‘no.’

92. You didn’t hear a ‘yes’ either.

93. I’m going for it.

94. Save me!

95. Stop!

96. Hey! That’s mine!

97. Thief.

98. Slow down!

99. Fuck no.

100. I can’t believe you.

101. I’m with stupid…

102. Please don’t embarrass me!

103. How am I related to you?

104. Ha! Fail!

105. You know when your phone buzzes, it means I’m trying to talk to you, right?

106. The floor is lava!

107. If that makes me a child, then so be it!

108. Where’s my food?

109. If I trip over one more of your shoes, I’m throwing them all away.

110. The doors locked

111. I work pretty hard around here, but you get all the credit.

112. I could beat you up, you know that right?

113. I’m not weird, you’re just basic.

114. Just sleep with one eye open, that’s all I’m saying.

115. Way to go, kid.

116. You’re never this quiet, what’s wrong?

117. Are you even human?

118. Are you really taking his side right now?

119. I like proving you wrong.

120. This is your fault by the way.

121. I knew you’d be mad.

122. No backsies.

123. You don’t hate me, quit lying to yourself.

124. You hear that? That’s the sound of my awesomeness.

125. Actually, I couldn’t care less.

126. Delete it. Now.

127. She’s 6, how can she scare you?

128. Step aside and watch a pro.

129. Why do they behave for you?

130. Stop making your own rules.

131. Zombies aren’t real, I promise.

132. Stop thinking of yourself for one damn second!

133. I look in the mirror, and I don’t see myself staring back at me anymore.

134. Humanity sucks.

135. Pepe is my sole reason for existing.

136. Is it mee-mee?

137. I can’t see anything.

138. Scary movies are for chumps.

139. And to think, you were my favorite.

140. Don’t use me as an example, I wasn’t a good kid.

141. You braided his hair?

142. Didn’t I tell you? I’m pretty sure I told you. Oh wait, who told you? Oh that’s right, me.

143. I thought you didn’t like cats?

144. This is where you impress me, right?

145. Girls can’t drive, plain and simple.

146. She’s my daughter, I can read her diary.

147. Are we lost, or do you know where we are?

148. Ever heard of a phone?

149. And I should care, why?

150 . I bet you can’t go twenty-four hours without cussing.

151. You asked me if I wanted to go on the hunt, I declined saying I was sick, but I actually am out looking for a gift for you and, SHIT YOU’RE HERE TOO, OH NO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVERYWHERE I GO?!

152. Can you explain what went through your mind when you did this?

153. Don’t look at me like that.

154. Stop being so nice.

155. Please don’t tell me you got arrested again.

156. This. Never. Happened. Got it?

157. Innocent until proven guilty.

158. That’s great and all, but can we talk about this when I’m not hanging onto a cliff for dear life?

159. I’d rather be hurt by the truth, than tangled up in your lies.

160. Does your life just revolve around embarrassing me?

161. I will not hesitate to murder you.

162. Were you praying?

163. Go to hell.

164. Already been, but thanks for the invite.

165. Don’t judge me.

166. Swag levels have just doubled.

167. Don’t ever wear that again or I’ll be forced to call the authorities on you.

168. You look like you just had a run in with a werewolf.

169. I have, thanks for noticing.

170. Can you not touch-what did I just say?“

171. What the hell is your problem?

172. I did it to protect you.

173. You might as well have ‘Worlds Biggest Liar’ printed on your forehead!

174. You’re a hypocrite.

175. You’re dead to me now.

176. Are you ticklish?

177. Get out here and face me you coward!

178. How old are you again?

179. Make me.

180. Happy Birthday!

181. Happy New Year!

182. Happy Thanksgiving!

183. Surprise!

184. Why are we celebrating this?

185. I don’t want to though! It’s hard enough celebrating when you have no one to celebrate it with!

186. I just wanted something to distract me.

187. You’re no fun!

188. This… Calls for a celebration.

189. You deserve this.

190. I was never meant to follow in your footsteps.

191. When I tell you to, you run and you don’t look back.

192. Why are you listening to me? I have no idea what I’m doing.

193. Was this suppose to happen? ‘Cause I don’t think it was.

194. Oh, sorry. Was I suppose to be listening?

195. I know I said I’d do anything, but is this really what you want me to do?

196. I don’t know what you’re trying to blame me for now, but don’t you have better things to do?

197. Give me that. You obviously have no idea how to work this thing.

198. You can say I got us into this, but you didn’t stop it from happening either.

199. Why did you wake me up?

200. I will leave this bed when I am ready. Go away.

201. You know I’m not good at tongue twisters.

202. My choices may not be logical, but they’ve gotten us this far, so why are you still doubting me?

203. I thought the instructions were quite clear, so how did this happen?

204. I’m not going to say anything, but I’m sure we are all thinking the same thing.

205. You tricked me into getting exercise. How dare you!

206. I always overthink, just let me be stupid for once in my life.

206. It’s ironic isn’t it? We spend our whole lives making sure everyone is okay, but in the end, does it really matter? I mean, we all die alone anyways.

207. Don’t think I don’t see you trying to smuggle that animal in here.

208. Where did you find that?

209. Put it back!

210. Are you just going to sit there and laugh at me?

211. You can’t pin this one on me. I wasn’t even there.

212. You seem to think I can’t hear you when you’re complaining about me.

213. I like playing with fire. I though that was obvious.

214. I don’t want to let you down, but I feel like I will anyway.

215. With my happiness and your grouchiness, we kind of even each other out.

216. Start giving yourself a little more credit. You’re trying.

217. Why do you always have to bother me while I’m doing things?

218. You’re not even trying to understand what I’m saying.

219. I stopped listening when you implied I was going to be the bait.

220. *Make up your own*

Anime Watchers: Nagisa is such a useless protagonist.

Manga Readers: J…just wait for it–

Anime Watchers: Nagisa’s hair looks so stupid.

Manga Readers: *eyes twitch*

Anime Watchers: Hahaha Nagisa should totally be a girl!

Manga Readers: *unanimously makes very loud, unintelligible sobbing/screeching noises while resisting the urge to say anything*

[Seb makes his way down to Caleb’s, frowning as he watches some leaves fall–summer came and went so damn fast. He’s got a fresh welt on his chin; his dad’s been acting up again recently but Seb’s been able to keep him at bay. Mostly. Seb doesn’t wanna think about it.

He parks his bike in the driveway and heads up the steps, removing his army jacket once he’s inside, setting his backpack with his ukulele in it down. Caleb’s not immediately in the main room, so Seb looks around as Peach scuttles up to him.] 



Some of Kobe’s clutchest buckets in the 2000, 2001, 2002, 2004 NBA Finals (chronological order):

1. 2000 Finals Gm 4: 1:39 to go 4th qtr, basket puts LAL up by 1 (102-101)

2. 2000 Finals Gm 4: 1:59 to go OT, basket puts LAL up by 3 (114-111)

3. 2000 Finals Gm 4: 1:20 to go OT, basket puts LAL up by 3 (116-113)

4. 2000 Finals Gm 4: 6 sec to go OT, basket puts LAL up by 3 (120-117)

5. 2001 Finals Gm 1: 34 sec to go OT, basket pulls LAL within 2 (101-103)

6. 2001 Finals Gm 3: 1:17 to go 4th qtr, basket puts LAL up by 4 (89-85)

7. 2002 Finals Gm 3: 2:17 to go 4th qtr, basket puts LAL up by 4 (100-96)

8. 2002 Finals Gm 3: 19 sec to go 4th qtr, basket puts LAL up by 4 (104-100)

9. 2004 Finals Gm 2: 2:05 to go 4th qtr, basket pulls LAL within 1 (82-83)

10. 2004 Finals Gm 2: 2 sec to go 4th qtr, basket ties the game (89-89)

flying-pasta-deactivated2017010  asked:

Whoever chose seat 117 screwed it up!

Nope. Because the seats 113 and 109 face each other. Nobody wants to reserve a seat where you might actually sit face to face with a stranger. Possibly for hours. God forbid if you make an accidental eye contact or your shoes accidentally touch each other.


Carlos still hasn’t told his boyfriend a single thing about his old workplace, so we’re left with a lot of blanks to fill in. Hence our Top 10 University of What It Is Headcanons.

37) Carlos ran out of money during his time in Night Vale, and, because the UWII had lost touch with him, couldn’t make more. He deliberately stayed in the desert otherworld in Old Oak Doors, and avoided looking for a way back for months afterward, because he couldn’t afford the cost of living in Night Vale (even if he moved in with Cecil).

57) “The University of What It Is” is mainly an art school, with one token Science class.

58) The guy that took Carlos’s old teaching job at the University of What It Is is named Dylan.

58) Carlos was always in conflict with the heads of the University of What It Is, since they didn’t approve of his eccentricities (wearing a labcoat and safety goggles 24\7, musical classes or spontaneously leaving in the middle of a class because he just an idea for a brilliant new pointless invention). When he first disappeared, they were relived, and only started looking for ways to get him back when it became clear the new guy sucks. 

59) Night Vale changes people’s behavior, which is why Carlos says he is a scientist without going into further detail. Even talking to a citizen of Night Vale can change your behavior, which is why people from the University of What It Is talk about the dangers of education.

64) Carlos is from Oz. Because it’s a fairy country, they don’t have enough science to subdivide into disciplines, which is why he was simply a Professor of Science. Growing up, he was always fascinated with the stories told by certain Outsiders-gone-native about their strange and exotic homeland. So when he got a chance to visit America himself – specifically, the most scientifically interesting place in America! – he jumped at it.

65) Dr. Silvia doesn’t really believes Cecil’s claims that he’s Carlos’ boyfriend and assumes he’s a delusional stalker.

83) Carlos’ team of scientists was mainly made up of his university students

113) The City of Townsville!…is a sister city of Night Vale, and Professor Utonium got his degree from the University of What It Is.

128) Carlos had many TAs back at the University of What It Is. His favorite was a young man from Oregon with an aptitude for solving scientific mysteries. Carlos asked him to be on the Night Vale team, but the young man chose to go home for the summer to work in his uncle’s “Mystery Shack.“ 

lblis whispers to the layperson to contemplate Allah’s nature. So he begins to have doubt. Allah’s Messenger said: “Satan comes to one of you and says: ‘Who created so—and-so?’ till he says: ‘Who has created your Lord?’ So, when he inspires such a question, one should seek refuge with Allah and give up such thoughts.”

(Muslim 113)