up and disappear

the bob has taken other merpeople in but mostly for temporary shelter if they’re like injured or causing mayhem to a certain ecosystem and then let them go after a certain amount of time so they can yknow get back to their families, and even this is only if it’s really drastic like if they find someone washed up on shore or not with any other merperson around. very much temporary stay

johns stuck there because if he goes back anywhere with other piranhas he will uh absolutely start trying the piranhapocalypse again and fuck up other areas, GARFIELD is stuck there because they cant get him to fucking LEAVE

10

I’ve had to sink my teeth into a role that was probably a fried-chicken dinner and make it into a filet mignon.

               Happy Birthday Queen Viola Davis! (11 August 1965)

2

Kirishima’s Hard Dad and Soft Dad (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

I want to be happy.”
- “Then why aren’t you?”
“Because no matter how hard I try or how much I want it… I can’t.

ahhhh do you ever get into those weird introvert/anxious mood states where you just want to be distant and not really engage in conversation with anyone other than a few select people and just disappear for a while??? 

So, there’s this relatively new member of our team who’s a gossip fanatic, she’s always around chatting everyone up and then reporting the juicest news and hot details she’s given, which is a demeanour our main client is pretty bothered by, therefore she always makes sure to shut up and behave around them.

Two coworkers of mine, me, the Big Boss and our client were arranging and planning a few things, when she burst into the room, not noticing the BB and the Client, who were at that moment having coffe behind the door and she went “ooooh, you know what they say about Louis Tomlinson not actually being the father of his child? Looks like it’s true after all, even though it’s been ages!”

We didn’t have time to gesture to her, that my client appeared from behind the door all frowny and straight faced “yeah, the same ages it took you to dig this oh-so-shocking information up, with that quick, sharp rate of yours you’ll have to start working on the next campaign tomorrow morning if I want it out before 2036″.

Here to shake things up

[Ko-fi / Redbubble]

4

“You do like birds, Mr. Poirot?”
“Miss Lemon, small animals have no part to play in the home life of a private detective from Belgium. Except, of course, as a source of nourishment.”

The lyrical theme of “when you’re falling in a forest, and there’s nobody around…” sounds so deep until you remember that Evan physically fell out of a tree in the middle of the forest when nobody was around