uou..........this is so bad i

A Homestuck Character arc summary:
  • The world is on fire
  • John: oh geez that sucks *does nothing*
  • Dave: this is fine hold on lemme take a selfie
  • Rose: I tried everything to put out this fire, nothing worked. The only viable solution is that I summon the forces of evil.
  • Jade: Oh no! :0 *falls asleep and only wakes up for the climax*
  • Karkat: OH MY FUCK THE WORLD IS ON FIRE WHY IS NO ONE PANICKING NO ONE IS REACTING APPROPRIATELY TO THIS *I’M* NOT REACTING APPROPRIATELY TO THIS I HATE MYSELF.
  • Aradia: This was rather inevitable. I brought marshmallows.
  • Sollux: no one lii2tened 2 me when ii told you guy2 you were doomed ii have no sympathy for thii2
  • Tavros: uH, wHAT IS GOING ON?
  • Nepeta: :33 < *ac is sad her ship sunk because they died in the fire* they were purrfect for each other!
  • Kanaya: I Am All For The Utilisation Of Diplomatic Methods In This Situation However If All Else Fails I May Try The Chainsaw
  • Terezi: VR1SK4 NO
  • Vriska: That’s right!!!!!!!! Twas I that set the world a8laze!!!!!!!! 8ut that was inevita8le and now I’ll put out said fire, making me the hero you all deserved.
  • Equius: Is no being going to acknowledge how STRONG and L00d I am despite the situation.
  • Gamzee: Im GlAd We ArE aLl BeInG GoOd FrIeNdS
  • ...nevermind
  • MURDER
  • Eridan: wwhatever, this is not my fault.
  • Feferi: Glub! I’m shore we can sort it out if we just talk about our feelings!
  • Jane: It can't be that bad...*is that bad* oh shucks.
  • Dirk: I can handle the fire but can somebody please help me with my failures as a human being.
  • Jake: Wowie! I can finally live the adventure of a lifetime, just like my heroes! (Jake you are just showing your ass) Just like my heroes!
  • Roxy: imma put out the fire and imma be hot af while doing so just watch me
  • Calliope: Such a thrilling epic UoU
  • Caliborn: BUUUUURN MOTHERFUCKEEEERS!!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

Oh god if you left the fandom I think I'd actually be sick.. I love you so much... you and your characters are so amazing. We love you..

wow i actually… didnt think anyone really felt like that… aaah UoU but dw i dont think ill be leaving anytime soon… when i said lowkey i mean like… its in th back of my head and on rly bad days i feel like i just should,,, i probs shouldntve posted that tbh i didnt mean to worry folks u_u

anonymous asked:

ok fo me it was always just gerard bejn like "bert youre a bad influence uou fuckjn suck" and leaving bert for his own good and then bett just statted crying about it and writing songs aboht it like what people normally do

they were friends when gerard got clean so i highly doubt it had anything to do with their drug and alochol addictions

“cry baby” starters pt. ii
  • ❛ Baby, won’t you lock the door? ❜
  • ❛ I’m done with this. ❜
  • ❛ It’s getting late, so close your eyes, sleep for days. ❜
  • ❛ I’m fucking crazy, need my prescription filled. ❜
  • ❛ Do you like my cookies? They’re made just for you. ❜
  • ❛ Honey do you want me now? ❜
  • ❛ Can’t take it anymore, need to put you to bed. ❜
  • ❛ Sing you a lullaby where you die at the end. ❜
  • ❛ Never want to see you again. ❜
  • ❛ Next time you’re alone, think fast when you grab the phone. ❜
  • ❛ That basic bitch leaves finally, now I can take her man. ❜
  • ❛ Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours. ❜
  • ❛ Was he yours if he wanted me so bad? ❜
  • ❛ Pacify her, she’s getting on my nerves. ❜
  • ❛ You don’t love her. ❜
  • ❛ Stop lying with those words. ❜
  • ❛ I can’t stand her whining. ❜
  • ❛ Loving her seems tiring. ❜
  • ❛ Boy, just love me down. ❜
  • ❛ If you weren’t born with it, uou can buy a couple ornaments. ❜
  • ❛ Pretty soon you’ll be bored of it. ❜
  • ❛ Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic. ❜
  • ❛ No one will love you if you’re unattractive. ❜
  • ❛ Is it true that pain is beauty? ❜
  • ❛ Does a new face come with a warranty? ❜
  • ❛ Will a pretty face make it better? ❜
  • ❛ Do you swear you’ll stay forever? ❜
  • ❛ My friends don’t walk, they run. ❜
  • ❛ I’m peeling the skin off my face. ❜
  • ❛ I really hate being safe. ❜
  • ❛ The normals, they make me afraid. ❜
  • ❛ The crazies, they make me feel sane. ❜
  • ❛ I’m nuts, baby, I’m mad. ❜
  • ❛ The craziest friend that you’ve ever had. ❜
  • ❛ You think I’m psycho. ❜
  • ❛ You think I’m gone. ❜
  • ❛ Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong. ❜
  • ❛ You like me best when I’m off my rocker. ❜
  • ❛ So what if I’m crazy? The best people are. ❜
  • ❛ All the best people are crazy. ❜
  • ❛ Where is my prescription? ❜
  • ❛ My brain is scattered. ❜
  • ❛ You can be Alice, I’ll be the Mad Hatter. ❜
  • ❛ I think you’re crazy too. ❜
  • ❛ I know you’re gone. ❜
  • ❛ It’s probably the reason that we get along. ❜
  • ❛ You call me on the telephone, you feel so far away. ❜
  • ❛ You tell me to come over, there’s some games you want to play. ❜
  • ❛ It’s just me and you, you and me alone. ❜
  • ❛ We’re just playing hide and seek. ❜
  • ❛ It’s getting hard to breathe under the sheets with you. ❜
  • ❛ I don’t want to play no games. ❜
  • ❛ I’m tired of always chasing after you. ❜
  • ❛ I don’t give a fuck about you anyways. ❜
  • ❛ Whoever said I give a shit about you? ❜
  • ❛ I guess I’m just a play date to you. ❜
  • ❛ Wake up in your bedroom and there’s nothing left to say. ❜
  • ❛ I wish I didn’t care all the time. ❜
  • ❛ I never know what you need. ❜
  • ❛ I want to give you what you need. ❜
  • ❛ You know I give a fuck about you everyday. ❜
  • ❛ Guess it’s time that I tell you the truth. ❜
  • ❛ Don’t want to leave this play date with you. ❜
  • ❛ Gave you love, put my heart inside you. ❜
  • ❛ When you started talking in your sleep saying things you’d do to me. ❜
  • ❛ I didn’t care. ❜
  • ❛ I wasn’t scared. ❜
  • ❛ Now I’m finding knives under the sheets. ❜
  • ❛ I’m in despair. ❜
  • ❛ Should I be scared? ❜
  • ❛ You were comforting and quiet. ❜
  • ❛ How did love become so violent? ❜
  • ❛ Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me. ❜
  • ❛ I threw you out, I didn’t outgrow you. ❜
  • ❛ I just didn’t know you. ❜
  • ❛ Now you’re back and it’s so terrifying how you paralyze me. ❜
  • ❛ I’m so unprepared. ❜
  • ❛ I’m fucking scared. ❜
  • ❛ Your skin is warm like an oven. ❜
  • ❛ Your kiss is sugary sweet. ❜
  • ❛ Your fingers feel like cotton when you put your arms around me. ❜
  • ❛ I feel like I’m just missing something whenever you leave. ❜
  • ❛ You’ve got all the ingredients except you loving me. ❜
  • ❛ I’m not a piece of cake for you to just discard. ❜
  • ❛ I’m taking back what’s mine. ❜
  • ❛ You’ll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night. ❜
  • ❛ You’re filling up my senses with empty calories. ❜
  • ❛ You’ve got all the ingredients except you needing me. ❜
  • ❛ If I am just a piece of cake, yhen, you’re just a piece of meat to me. ❜

OK BUT BELLARKE AU WHERE THERES A TIMER ABOVE EVERYONES HEAD ON HOW LONG YOU HAVE TILL YOU DIE AND ONLY BELLAMY CAN SEE IT (EXCEPT HIS OWN) AND CLARKE AND HIM ARE STRANGERS WALKING THE STREETS OF NYC AND BELLAMY NOTICES CLARKES TIMER MOVING TO “0” AS SHE MOVES CLOSER TO THE CROSS WALK WITH HER HEADPHONES IN WHILE FLIPPING THROUGH PAGES OF HER BINDER FOR SCHOOL AND BELLAMY QUICKLY RUNS TO HER PUSHES HER OUT OF THE WAY OF A SPEEDING AMBULANCE THAT WOUOD HAVE EASILY KILLED HER AND WHEN SHE LANDS WITH HIM ONTOP OF HER HE SEES HER TIMER REWIND AND HE BREATHES OUT IN RELIEF WHILE THE BLONDE ANGRILY DEMANDS HIM TO GET OFF HER AND WHAT THE HELL HIS PROBLEM WAS AND HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY OR HOW TO EXPLAIN THAT HE CAN SEE TIMERS ABOVES PEOPLES HEADS BEFORE THEY DIE WITHOUT GETTING PEPPER SPRAYED OR SENT TO AN INSTITUTION SO HE SETTLES WITH THE REGULAR “LUCK” CARD WHEN HE FINALLY TELLS HER WHY HE THREW HER TO THE GROUND AND THEN A MONTH LATER HES ON DUTY (BC POLICE OFFICER) AND HE WAS GRABBING A COFFEE WHEN HE NOTICED CLARKE AS A CASHIER AND THEY HAD SMALL TALK WITH LITTLE SMILES BUT SHE SEEMED DISTRACTED AND HE WAS PLEASED TO SEE HER TIMER WAS STILL IN TACT AND BEFORE HE COULD WALK OFF CLARKE STOPPED HIM RUNNING AROUND HE COUNTER TO GRAB HIS ARM TELLING HIM TO WAIT A FRAZZLED LOOK IN HER EYES AND WHEN HE WENT TO ASK HER WHAT WAS WRONG GUN SHOTS RUNG OUT AND WHEN HE RAN OUT HE SAW HIS PARTNER DEAD IN HIS CRUISER, WHERE HE WOULD HAVE BEEN MOMENTS AGO IF CLARKE DIDNT STOP HIM AND WHEN HE TURNED TO CLARKE ANGRILY READY TO ASSUME THE WORST HE SAW THAT SHE WAS STARING AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HER SHOULDERS RELAXING AND THATS WHEN HE KNEW CLARKE COULD SEE THE NUMBERS TOO

I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO TAYLOR NATION TODAY LIKE THE VERY FIRST AND I GAVE ALLY FROM TAYLOR NATION MY LETTER/POEM AND I SAID “CAN UOU PLEASE GIVE THIS TO TAYLOR? SHES THE REASON I AM CLEAN FROM MY EATIG DISORDER” AND I STARTED CRYING AND ALLIE SAID “OH MY GOD THAT IS SO AMAZING. YOU ARE INCREDIBLE. THAT IS INCREDIBLE. I WILL GET THIS TO TAYLOR. IM GOING TO PUT IT RIGHT HWRE AND BRING IT TO HER” AND I WAS LIKE “THANK UOU SO MUCG. IVE NEVER GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO TELL HER BEFORE AND I WOULD BE SO THANKFUL.” AND SHE SAID “I WILL TELL HER” AND THEN SHE TOOK ME AND AUBRIES PICTURE AND POSTED IT ON THE WEBSITE AND I SAID THANK UOU SO MUCH AGAIB
AND THEN TAYLORS SPEECH WAS LITERALLY ALL ABOUT “HAVING A BAD ADDICTION THAT DESTROYS YOU BUT YOU OVERCOME IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SO STRONG. YOU DEFEATED THAT BAD ADDICTION AND J AM SO PROUD OF YOU.” AND SHE WAS LIKE “OVERCOMING THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU TARNISHED. IT MAKES UOU CLEAN.”

IDK IDK I COULD BE DELUSIONAL BUT YA KNOW WHEN YOU JUST KNOW SOMETHING?????????? I JUST KNWO

Do you know why property damage is important and should be a priority during the Baltimore Riots?

YOU DON’T KNOW SOMEONE’S FINANCIAL SITUATION.

YOU COULD BE RUINING THEIR WHOLE FUCKING LIVES BECAUSE THEY COULD BE DIRT FUCKING POOR AND JUST PAID OFF A NEW SPACE FOR A RESTAURANT OR A SHOP WITH HOPES THAT THEY’LL MAKE A LIVING.

YOU COULD BE RUINING THEIR LIVES BECAUSE THAT PROPERTY IS THE INLY SOURCE OF THEIR FUCKING INCOME.

THERE ARE PEOPLE STRUGGLING TO GET BY WHO NEED THE INCOME THEY MAKE ON THEIR PROPERTY.

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO NEED THEIR CARS TO FUCKING DRIVE TO WORK.

YOU CAN BE RUINING THE LIVES OF OTHERS BECAUSE YOU WANT A FUCKING EXCUSE TO WRECK SHIT UP.

IV'E BEEN AND STILL AM IN A BAD FINANCIAL SITUATION AND ITS FUCKING HARD.

IMAGINE BEING AN IMMIGRANT FAMILY WITH KIDS AND WITH DREAMS OF STARTING A BUSINESS TO SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY. YOU JUST PAID THE SHIT OFF AND UOU JUST PAID YOUR CAR OFF BUT YOUR STORE JUST GOT FUCKING RAIDED BY A MOB OF ASSHOLES AND YOUR CAR FUCKING WINDOWS BASHED AND DOORS DENTED AND MAYBE EVEN FALLING APART BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLES USED YOUR PROPERTY AS THEIR PROPS TO VIOLENTLY PROTEST.

ARE YOU GOING TO BE FUCKING HONORED OR DEVASTATED?


SO NO, YOU DON’T HAVE A FUCKING RIGHT TO TO THAT YOU ARROGANT MOTHERFUCKER.

I SUPPORT YOU PROTESTING BUT DONT BRING INNOCENT PEOPLE INTO THIS.

anonymous asked:

Hey, this may sound like a wierd question, and may sound a bit personal, so you don't have to answer it if uou don't want to but how is fika sour's daughter? You don't have to answer but there are alot of people who are actually thinking about this question and alot of theories are popping up, but I think it's best that we hear it from your words, we won't judge. Not one bit

“…I guess you all might keep asking this… well… Right after me and Sugar did the thing… Sour showed up and well… he decided he wanted to have some “fun” as well… so he…”

“he… raped me…”

“But… it’s alright now… just don’t make me think of the bad memories again okay?..”