The signs as Turn quotes
Aries: not now bill!
Taurus: I know how to clean up a mess
Gemini: I like my eggs warm
Cancer: I shaved off my beard for you, you ungrateful shite
Leo: how much wood could a woodhull haul if a Woodhull could haul wood?
Virgo: This is New Jersey!
Libra: Abe you dumb bastard
Scorpio: May I request that you call me Edmund?
Sagittarius: You no longer need to worry about unwelcome advances from inebriated farmers
Capricorn: my ass is licensed by congress
Aquarius: What the hell are you about man?
Pisces: it’s Culper not Culpeper