Uncensored - Shiro x Reader
Prompt: Shiro’s s/o swears like a fucking sailor and has to explain the meaning of the word ‘Fuck’ to the Alteans.
“Jesus fucking Christ and a holy fucking cunt nugget! What the actual fucking shit! Who moved the motherfucking table guys? Holy fucking fuck that fucking hurt!” You cried out cradling your foot that you had just stubbed on the table that was definitely placed a couple inches further the last time you were in this room. The entire room turned its attention to you as expletives flew out of your mouth at an alarming rate.
“Oh my god [Y/N]! There are children here! Can you not swear so much in front of them?” Shiro chastised after a few moments of stunned silence.
“Jesus fucking christ Shiro they went to public school it isn’t like they have never heard a curse word in their lives calm your tits” You argued. Shiro gave you a look of disapproval at your continued use of swears.
“Yeah Shiro, we curse all the fucking time just not around.” Pidge piped up. Shiro’s eyes widen in shock and he raised his eyebrows disapprovingly at her.
“You see this? You’re a bad influence.” Shiro said to you, gesturing to Pidge.
“Question:” Coran interrupted stepping between you and Shiro. “Can someone define the word ‘fuck’ for us? We are very confused.” Coran said looking between you and Allura’s equally confused expression. The paladins that still had shame left in their bodies turned various shades of red at trying to explain the meaning of such a dirty word. You however had no shame or shits left in you body.
“It’s a common human explicit for sexual intercourse.” You explained without so much as a blush. Shiro however started to turn bright red.
“Fucking shit? Jesus fucking christ? All the fucking time? Also another question, Shiro what is a ‘tit’ and why does [Y/N] want you to calm them?“ Allura questioned. If it was possible, Shiro turned even brighter. He was in no state to answer Allura’s innocent semantics question so you opened your mouth to answer her question.
“Don’t. You. Fucking. Dare.” Shiro’s voice lowered dangerously, his gaze heatedly fixed on you. You have to admit your breathing stopped for a minute there.
Holy fuck he was so fucking hot when he swore.
You and Shiro exchanged a shared look of pure white hot lust before you turned on your heel and sprinted away from the common area to Shiro’s room. Shiro ran after you, hot on your heels.
“Where are they going?” Allura asked.
“I’m no expert but if I had to take a guess …” Keith started. “They’re going to do an unspeakable four letter act.”
“Gross.” Pidge sneered.