Innocent Kid : Mummy mujhe 1 Bhai Chahiye …!!!
Mummy : Beta Dad USA mein hai, Jaise hi Woh Ayenge hum Baat karenge Unse….😘
Kid - Aap Unhe Surprise bhi toh de Sakte ho😝 😹
👦Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? 🍺🍷🍹🍸
👧Awesome reply by girl :
To kya 2-4 peg ke liye
gender change karwalu
“Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people’s lives ?”
“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!
Teacher Resigned !😂😂😇😇
Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?
Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
Akbar - Birbal !