unsanitary

how i feel about mordrem enemies
  • teragriff:fuck you and your pre-nerf fgs ability. also fuck the demolisher and fuck indigo. fuck walls. fuck teragriffs.
  • mordrem trolls:if i get targeted by bees one more damn time i will literally piss in a beehive and i dont even care
  • mordrem wolves:it literally doesnt matter where im facing i always get goddamn flanked
  • thrashers:*remembers the time i saw about 30 people wipe to the goddamn thrasher boss in iron marches* *sighs*
  • husks:STOP IMMOBILIZING ME IM JUST TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE HOLY SHIT
  • menders:fuck you
real cronkri be like

me: imagine if kankri took like massive shits
[1:35:59 AM] ♋: im laUGHING SO H ARD
[1:36:02 AM] ♋: cronus is like
[1:36:26 AM] Fish Tiddy: OH FUCKGN CRIPES ON A CRACKER
[1:36:26 AM] ♋: HOLY SHIT KAN IS THERE A GAS LEAK THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE DEAD ANIMA-oh my go d
kankri GRUNTING DOWN THE HALL
[1:36:42 AM] Fish Tiddy: IM LAUGHIGN SOO GODDAMN HARD OH NOOOOOOOO
[1:37:15 AM] ♋: “CR9NU S„, CRONUS PLEASE, I NEED MO RE, P APER.. THIS ONES A TOUGH ONE-Ooohsweetmessiahsinhumanheaven…”