unqualitiness

Okay but I forgot how amazing Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement is? It has literally everything:

  • Young Chris Pine 
  • Pear flavored popcorn
  • A duet between Julie Andrews and Raven
  • Great soundtrack in general tbh
  • That random gay prince who’s a “divine dancer”
  • Young Chris Pine riding a ridiculous bike
  • That guy who’s like “You’re not in parliament, sit down!”
  • The abolition of a heteronormative patriarchal statute preventing single queens
  • Ladies joining parliament at the end complete with powdered wigs

IT’S ICONIC OKAY

Originally posted by mehoymehomeboy

anonymous asked:

Mint told me to come to your blog since you have amazing rare ships oneshots and I agree with her! :) ... so how about ShinKazu or HeiRan (not romance but friends) since I love their character interaction!

h–––ello anon, glad you dropped by! and yes I take Full Responsibility™ for dragging @mintchocolateleaves​ into… whatever this is idk look I don’t make the rules I just write whatever happens in my head

so aNYWAY um i have too little working brainspace left to word properly but have a unQuality Thing?? i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 


meanwhile:

“I didn’t know they made pocky in – ” Shinichi checked the box between bites, “ – maple sugar flavour? I’ve never even seen this packaging before.”

“Of course not, Kudo-kun! This line’s only sold in two shops in Osaka, it’s nothing like what you have in Tokyo.” Kazuha grinned, reaching into her bag to pull out another two boxes. “Cream cheese sugar or yubari melon next?”

Shinichi reached for the melon-flavoured pocky, then paused. “Should we… y’know, wait for Ran and Hattori to come back before trying the rest?”

“Eh, it’s not like me and Heiji can’t get more when we want, ya just need to go early if you want ta avoid the queues.” Kazuha shrugged, handing the melon pocky to him. “I’ve already saved a few boxes for Ran-chan to bring home anyway, along with the limited edition KitKats she wanted.”

“Well, I’m claiming Hattori’s share if he doesn’t get back soon.” Shinichi opened the box and pulled out a stick, looking around the park. “Actually, shouldn’t they be back by now? I thought the ice-cream shop was just right across this bridge.”

“Maybe they had to go back for another after Heiji accidentally ate everything he was holding.” Kazuha bit into her pocky with a sudden ferocity that suggested old vengeances. “Don’t ya worry, Kudo-kun, Arashiyama isn’t that big, and I already drew him a map to the place and back. I’m sure they’ll be fine.”


> narrator voice: they were not fine,

(shoutout to @deductionfreak and pOCKY!!!!1! for inspiration)

hmmmmm one leg off the bed, that’s such an uncomfortable way to sleep, i can’t think of any possible reason to do that…

… unless your boyfriend was sleeping on the floor next to your bed and you wanted to make sure you were touching him all night

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The sad thing about our society is that women are put in one of two categories. You’re either in the beautiful category and you’re seen as sexy and beautiful, or some version of that, or you’re put into another category.The latter category affords women the opportunity to be smart, funny, independent, mean, strong, intelligent and opinionated. We take them seriously as politicians, if they fit into that latter category. We respect their opinions more and give them higher expectations. That latter category is what allows female actors to be characters.