unparalled

They Never Learn

It’s sad isn’t it? Humans. They never learn to see what’s right there in front of them. Such hollow beings who have an insatiable desire for everything and anything beyond what they may possess. Eventually, they realize what they had was something do very valuable. But here’s the catch, they only notice when they’re about to lose it. Or when they do. So what’s the difference? Between something that is lost, and something that they don’t have? The contrast is negligible, both things are now no longer in their possession.

Such hollow beings… They will never learn either.

I’ve never had a conversation with her, maybe that makes me an idiot, but that’s okay. Because hearing her argue so passionately about things most people don’t care about unless it’s for a grade is refreshing. About themes and metaphors, and important things only your teacher notices. She can make the whole class laugh and yet, still has the teachers in love with her.
—  Unparalled - Camren - fanfic

I think it’s quite funny
No one ever sees themselves
As perfect,
Yet we look around us
And we claim we know so many
Perfect people
You’re afraid, you say,
That someone will see you
The way you see yourself
Well darling, I think you should
Change
The way you see
Yourself
Because to me, you are
Unparalleled
You are everything anyone could ever want,
Or want to be.

(t.b.h)

Assumptions || Jotakak JJBA Fanfic

Title: Assumptions 
Pairing: Jotaro Kujo/Noriaki Kakyoin
Rating: T+ for non-explicit sexual themes 
Themes: Fluff, some Hurt/Comfort, LGBT characters, First Time
Trigger Warnings: Intimacy, Sexual Themes, Mentions of Violence, Stealth Transgender Character, Unplanned/Accidental Outing, Dysphoria mention


In retrospect, it was probably a poor idea for Noriaki to assume that Jotaro’s perception meant he didn’t have the same propensity for overblown cluelessness that his grandfather did. It seemed to be a family trait; Joestars appeared to be unparalled in their observation skills, but the obvious would pass right under their noses, sometimes literally.

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The Very Disconnected Adventures of a Rookie Dragonborn

\He escaped, he lived, he tried, he still kind of failed.

Basically how he looks like (before mods, because mods.) He’s also currently named prisoner because he’s too tired to give Hadvar a proper name.

Apparently the companions don’t give a shit if you stand on their table as they eat.

??? There’s two of Farkas???

Paarthurnax, I know you have a long neck, but the way you bend is kind of creeping me out.

Thash grape!

THASH NOT GRAPE

???? WHO NAMES THE ARGONIANS

Bless the AI. He’s talking about not encountering any dragons when there’s a set of dragon bones behind him. 

The snark in this game is unparalled

So this is how they make Briarhearts

Aaaand this is how you make cannibals.

The Dwemer probably tried to make an artificial sun…

(On a side note Vulthoryol is the coolest dragon name ever)

Aye there’s three of us in Daedric armor now

WHY IS ULFRIC SO TALL???

1) NORDS ARE FUCKING HUGE

2) IMPERIALS ARE FUCKING SMALL

3) ULFRIC IS JUST FREAKING HUGE

4) THE DRAGONBORN IS A KID

5) REASONS

((Nords are huge. It’s canon, but still.))

I thought MAMMOTHS. CAN’T. FLY???!!!!

Found this guy posing on his throne the entire day when I went in to get Wuunferth for the first time and then to get Jorleif on the second.