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Lord of Shadows: Thoughts and Theories

This book broke my heart, Everything was fine then it went to shit, then it was fine again and then it went to shit again, and then everything was fine, and I thought things were going to turn out really well, then everything went to ABSOLUTE SHIT. I’d give this book 5/5, because it was so jam-packed with so much action and different character and plot twists, whereas Lady Midnight was basically the Emma and Jules show.

I felt that Lady Midnight, though it was a good Book, wasn’t Cassie Clare’s best work. The first half failed to really draw me in, and I had to push to really get into the book. It was also just constant Emma and Jules, though I understand she was setting the scene and setting up their relationship, it just got a bit dull. The whole book was kind of a ‘meh’, but with Lord of Shadows, it was fast-paced right off the bat, with loads of plots and different POV’s and characters drawing me completely into the book. This book, in my opinion, was a huge jump from LM, in terms of success for me, personally.

I was getting a lot of asks on why I spoil myself for things, the reason is a) I can’t help it, and b) when something major happens in a book that I wasn’t expecting, I get really hyped up for a few days and can’t really concentrate on anything else. Sounds kinda weird, but spoiling myself works. Except some people gave me fake spoilers, so…

Anyway I’ve tried to organise my thoughts into sections, but it’s all a bit all over the place, here are my thoughts and theories!

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my toys r us got 700 snes classic minis so i just swung by on my lunch break and yoinked one but there were only ~15 left :U

now i have both the minitendos 🗣

As Long As You Love Me

Ok, I wrote this several days ago and I’m posting this now because I don’t know. It’s not as good as i thought it was, but anyway. This Fanfic was based on these two theories: 1) http://mamapluto.tumblr.com/post/162346817723/blue-diamond-theory

2) http://loycos.tumblr.com/post/162587473054/the-blue-diamond-shattered-pink-theory

I suck as a writer, but enjoy!( and I’m sorry for any mistakes)


We’re under pressure
Seven billion people in the world
Trying to fit in
Keep it together
Smile on your face
Even though your heart is frowning

‘’I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT!”, Blue Diamond screamed at the top of her lungs, the pain was consuming her and she didn’t know what to do anymore. ‘’PLEASE WHITE, TELL ME THAT THERE’S A WAY TO FIX THIS, TO FIX HER.’’

The two older diamonds didn’t know what to say. The shards of Pink Diamond’s gem were in a blue bubble in front of them.

But hey now, you know, girl

We both know it’s a cruel world

But I will take my chances

‘’oh darling, what have you done?’’, Yellow hugged Blue and started to stroke her gorgeous dark blue hair.

‘’It was that shield. It’s reflective.’’, she looked up at White Diamond. ‘’ I was just trying to protect her, I’m so sorry White!’’

But the queen of Homeworld couldn’t answer, her friend just shattered the love of her life, she didn’t know how to feel about that, so she just left the room and the fact that she didn’t said anything, made Blue Diamond cry even harder.

As long as you love me
We could be starving
We could be homeless
We could be broke

‘’ We’ll find a way to fix this love, I promise you that.’’, Yellow said with tears coming down her face, pulling Blue closer to her. She knew her wife didn’t do it on purpose but that wasn’t enough to make the pain go away.

As long as you love me
I’ll be your platinum
I’ll be your silver
I’ll be your gold

‘’Can you do something about it?’’ – Yellow asked, entering White Diamond’s chamber. she shook her head in denial.

‘’You know damn well that I can’t’’, it was clear that she was fighting against the tears.

‘’White…’’, she came closer. ‘’ I’m begging you… erase that day of her memory.’’

‘’No. If I have to remember that day for eternity, than so does she.’’, by the tone of her voice, you could tell she was mad about that question.

‘’White, please. I’ll do whatever you want, I’ll remember that day with you, but as long as she remembers, she won’t do anything else than grieve. I’m scared. I think she’s planning to shatter herself, I don’t know.’’, her voice cracked, ‘’ I can’t live without her.’’

‘’But apparently, you can leave without me.’’, she looked at her best friend, ‘’I will do it, but I can’t tell what will be the consequences.’’

As long as you love, love me, love me
As long as you love, love me, love me

‘’Where are we?’’, she asked looking at the white lights and pillars.

‘’Blue, get on your knees.’’, Yellow said, taking her hand.

‘’Why? Am I finally going to pay for what I did?’’, her messy blue hair covering her face.

‘’No.’’ White Diamond said, entering the room.

I’ll be your soldier
Fighting every second of the day
For your dreams, girl
I’ll be your H.O.V.A.
You can be my Destiny’s Child on scene, girl
So don’t stress
Don’t cry
We don’t need no wings to fly
Just take my hand

‘’I’m going to erase that day of your memory. Yellow Diamond asked me to do it. From now on, your memory will tell you that Rose Quartz did it. With a sword.’’

‘’NO! I DON’T WANT THAT. I NEED TO PAY FOR WHAT I DID. I KILLED PINK DIAMOND.’’

‘’That’s not up for discussion, Blue Diamond.’’

‘’WHITE, PLEASE. DON’T DO IT. I HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT DAY. IF I CAN’T REMEMBER HOW WILL YOU LOOK AT ME?’’

‘’The same way I’m looking at you now.’’ Her eyes glowed. ‘’With anger and pity. Now shut up and let go your wife’s hand or she will be affected too.’’

‘’White, no. Please.’’ Her eyes filled with tears. But it was too late. The light emerging from White Diamond’s gem was already taking all the room and before she could say anything else, Blue got hypnotized by the light.

As long as you love me
We could be starving
We could be homeless
We could be broke

White Diamond moved her hands, changing Blue’s memory and suddenly her dark blue hair began to turn white. Yellow knew what that meant, it was the begging of corruption.

As long as you love me
I’ll be your platinum
I’ll be your silver
I’ll be your gold

‘’YOU HAVE TO STOP IT.’’, Yellow screamed.

‘’I CAN’T STOP IT NOW. HER MEMORY IS ALMOST RESETED. IF I STOP, I WILL ERASE EVERYTHING FROM HER MIND. EVERYTHING.’’

‘’YOU’RE CORRUPTING HER WHITE. THAT’S NOT WHAT I ASKED.’’

‘’I TOLD YOU THAT I COULDN’T TELL WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES WOULD BE. MAYBE SHE’S NOT CORRUPTED AT ALL, IT’S JUST AN EFFECT.’’

But it wasn’t. From that day on, every time Blue Diamond tried to remember anything about Pink Diamond, her gem would turn smaller and she never understood why, but Yellow Diamond knew.

As long as you love, love me, love me
As long as you love, love me, love me

‘’Love?’’, Blue asked, entering Yellow’s office.

‘’Yes, dear?’’

‘’It’s true? They really found Rose Quartz?’’, her voice was low, almost like she didn’t wanted to be heard.

‘’It’s true, Blue. I’m heading to her trial right now. I wish White was here.’’

Every since that day, White Diamond disappeared. She couldn’t live with Blue Diamond’s innocence, because every time she looked at her she saw that blue laser hitting Pink’s gem.

‘’I want to go with you. Please. So I can  put an end to all this and finally move on.’’

It wasn’t a good idea, Yellow thought, but she knew her wife wouldn’t leave her alone until she allowed her to be at the trial.

I don’t know if this makes sense but, you’re my hallelujah
Give me a time and place, I’ll rendezvous it
I’ll fly you to it, I’ll beat you there
Girl, you know I got you
Us, trust, a couple things I can’t spell without U
Now we on top of the world, cause that’s just how we do
Used to tell me sky’s the limit,
Now the sky’s our point of view
Man, we stepping out like woa (Oh God!),
Cameras point and shoot
Ask me ‘what’s my best side?’,
I stand back and point at you
You the one that I argue with,
Feel like I need a new girl to be bothered with
But, the grass ain’t always greener on the other side,
It’s green where you water it
So I know, we got issues baby, true, true, true
But I’d rather work on this with you
Than to go ahead and start with someone new

‘’SHE ESCAPED. HOW COULD YOU LET THAT HAPPEN, YELLOW?’’

‘’ HOW COULD I? YOU’RE THE ONE WHO GAVE HER THE FUCKING PALANQUIN.’’

‘’ I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.’’

‘’ EVERY TIME YOU FUCK UP IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE TRYING TO HELP, DOESN’T THAT MEAN SOMETHING?’’

They were both angry, but when Blue stated to cry Yellow immediately regret yelling at her.

As long as you love me
We could be starving
We could be homeless
We could be broke

‘’I’m sorry love, I’m just mad. It wasn’t your fault.’’, she hugged her wife and started to stroke her white hair.

‘’How could she shatter Pink? She’s just a Rose Quartz’’, she said between the tears. Yellow just bit her lip, she knew the truth but couldn’t talk about it with anyone.

‘’ I don’t know love, I would love to understand that.’’

‘’What if Zircon is right?’’

‘’Blue. She’s not. Rose Quartz confessed her crime and when we have her back, maybe she can tell us the truth.’’

‘’Ok darling. If you say so.’’, she pulled Yellow closer so that their lips could meet. It was just a matter of time until Blue remembers everything, and Yellow could not let that happen. Otherwise, her wife would be completely corrupted and she would be completely alone, and that’s the only thing Yellow Diamond was really afraid: losing the love of her life, just like White lost Pink. So she needed to protect Blue, because without her, Yellow Diamond would be just an ordinary gem and that’s unfit for a diamond.

As long as you love

wanna chat? pt. 11

on ao3

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | pt 5 | pt 6 | pt 7 | pt 8 | pt 9 | pt 10 | pt 11

man writing is just not happening right now.

so i’m actually going to go back and edit this (surprise surprise) since i’m changing all the times to military time/24 hour time. also because i was super inconsistent with some of the skype commands and it’s bothering me.

if you haven’t read it, you should probably read sleep is good before this, since the reveal isn’t actually explained in this.

this is shorter and less fun than usual but we’ll get back to the memes next time i promise


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ayyy: id like to give a big shoutout to the people who submitted pics to the ladyblog
talk about the real mvps
dicks out for them

niNO: can we not keep dick s in
is that an option

ayyy: dicks out!!!1!!

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My sister and I translated this letter from Journal #3 today! 

The code is Vigenere Cipher and the keyword is “PINES.”

The note reads as follows:

“Hey, Dipper and Mabel! Blendin here. I’m currently living in the year 1883 and I hid this letter in hopes that it would one day reach you. (I got the idea from the movie “Return Backwards to the Past Again 3,” which is required viewing for Time Academy freshmen.) You’ve probably got a lot of questions, and after the events of Weirdmageddon, man I, don’t blame you! 

“So here’s what happened: after Globnar, I was getting a LOT of flak for losing a gladiator fight to two children. Even though I got my job back (thanks for that, by the way!), my fellow officers kept calling me hurtful nicknames. Time Baby himself called me No-Friendin Blandin! Do you know what it’s like to live like that?

“Just as I was thinking I would give anything for Time Baby’s respect, this weird triangle guy showed up in my dreams and said that he would make sure time baby never bothered me again. All I had to do was shake his hand! I’ve never been great at making decisions under pressure, and, well, you know the rest!   When I awoke, that stupid triangle had used my body to travel through time and destroy the entire universe–and Time Baby, too!

“Luckily, Time Baby isn’t dead… exactly. It will take one thousand years for his molecules to reconstitute, and when they do, boy is he gonna be cranky! The time agents also survived–they only send their holo-projections out on dangerous missions. But Lolph and Dundgren were FURIOUS about what I did!

“Of course, this means that there is a dimension-wide manhunt of agents trying to find me and bring me to justice. But it was all a mistake!

“The last thing I want is to go back to jail, so I’ve been hiding out in the past. It was fun for a while–seeing the sights, chatting with historical figures, visiting the ‘50s to try to learn the twist. (I accidentally twisted my ankle and couldn’t walk for a week.)

“I wanted to check out the old West, too, but when I traveled here, I accidentally appeared right in front of a train and my time tape was shattered into fifty pieces. (Also, I think the train might have gone off the rails. Hopefully that isn’t in the history books!)

“Anyway, I just wanted to say not to worry about me! I’ve managed to blend in to the populace, and I got a job as a pocket watch repairman. I’ve also caught one of those cool gold rush-era diseases that’re so popular in these times, and I am loving the nostalgia! Thanks for all your help, and if any time agents come looking for me, tell them you don’t know nothing!

“Blendin Blenjamin Blandin, 1883″

The original pre-decoded note is bellow the cut! 

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bakery boy wonwoo
  • awkward cashier who mumbles a lot
  • shows up late with bed hair and glasses
  • hates rude customers
  • apologizes for everything
  • lowkey loves his job tho
  • begged for the morning shift just so he could see u
  • now loves to see u walk into the bakery every morning
  • too shy to approach u and ask if u need help with anything
  • gets startled when u ask him where something is
  • “um…mm..mmhm….um..hhh…”
  •  thinks ur the cutest person hes seen
  • gets teased by his coworkers hansol and mingyu who works the shift with him
  • “wonwoo-yah is ur xxxxfriend coming today??? dont choke up this time”
  • ofc it’s all out of love
  • one time he was so immersed in watching u that he ran into a display stand that hansol had just set up and knocked down 234385 packages of bread
  • was so embarrassed he ran into the staff room and almost cried
  • hansol didnt talk to him for a week
  • worked up the courage one day to compliment u but he fucking
  • “i like ur…..ur um…..ur..sleeves!”
  • got slapped by mingyu in the back of the head
  • “my friend here is trying to say he thinks ur cute”
  • so horrified he almost throws up on mingyu
  • shoots u awkward smiles from that day on
  • sneaks a small pastry he made into ur bag when he rings u up
  • tries to talk to u daily and eventually starts a friendship w u
  • sits with u and talks if it’s not busy
  • falls so damn hard for u like is he ok was it a hard fall
  • finally gets the guts to ask u out
  • hands u a small cupcake with a strawberry heart on it and asks if u wanna go on a date with him
  • almost pees bc so nervous o man
  • when u say yes he jumps up from his seat and his chair tips backwards and hansol and mingyu yell god damnit from the staff room
  • suddenly wants to go home
  • smiles when u laugh and pulls u into the softest most warm bear hug
  • ahhhHHHHHH
  • takes the time to smell ur hair
  • asks “so where should we go?” cuz he didnt plan it this far
  • “i know a good place..” 
  • “here”

the ‘xxxx’ in front of friend can be substituted as girl/boy friend, im trying to write things that are more gender neutral for everyone to enjoy :-) this is so dumb but ive had this idea for ages and im too lazy to write something out!! feel free to request something!